No, this is NOT a stealth scat thread!!
Do you feel you have good anal hygiene?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 16, 2021 3:00 AM |
Freak
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 19, 2019 10:28 PM |
yes and I didn't ever need a manual . Its quite inherent!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 19, 2019 10:39 PM |
I have had skidmarked drawers since high school, 40 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 19, 2019 10:41 PM |
Yes. Totally wasted.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 19, 2019 10:47 PM |
[quote]Here is one essential anal hygiene tip: Do not touch the anus and genitals with the same hand without washing up or changing gloves!
[quote]The anus and the genitals are two distinct ecosystems and you do not want to spread bacteria from the anus to the genitals. Keep one hand reserved for anal touch, the other clean for genital touch. Our online courses demonstrate simultaneous genital and anal stimulation using two hands – this is one of the most pleasurable ways to stimulate the entire sexual system at once. Just make sure you dedicate one hand to each area, and use clean gloves anytime you want to switch it up.
What?!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 19, 2019 10:49 PM |
I use rubber gloves.
I wash them each time
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 19, 2019 10:56 PM |
Nope, too much work.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 19, 2019 11:01 PM |
Yes. I am a one wipe wonder. A lot of fiber in my diet. I’m like a self cleaning oven!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 19, 2019 11:19 PM |
I've always been one to wash my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 19, 2019 11:47 PM |
R6, Maybe it’s for women. So they don’t get UTIs.
I kind of agree anyway. How do you guys go from fingering a guy to touching him somewhere else with that dirty hand? And the sheets and pillows? It seems so unsanitary... I would have to stop and wash my hands.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 19, 2019 11:52 PM |
R12, It’s not dirty. Women have shorter sphincters and weaker pelvic floor muscles, so their rectums are usually filled with shit. Men have longer sphincters and stronger pelvic floor muscles, so the rectum is empty between bowel movements.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 19, 2019 11:59 PM |
R13 BS. Then nobody would have to douche. Sorry, men are dirty, Dirty, DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💩💩💩💩💩
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 20, 2019 12:20 AM |
It could be better or so I am told.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 20, 2019 12:23 AM |
front to back, front to back!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 20, 2019 12:29 AM |
I like R13!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 20, 2019 12:31 AM |
R14,
Men don’t usually have to douche. Most do it out of fear. As long as we eat a high fiber diet, have good hygiene, and aren’t having rough sex/putting something very long up there, we’re fine.
You sound like a frau, so try this experiment: lube up your finger and put it up your ass. I guarantee you that you’ll feel shit. Now do the same to your husband. Perfectly clean, right? Don’t feel bad. You can use your mouth and vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 20, 2019 1:15 PM |
R18 men don’t have to douche? Ewwww! I’d never have sex with you.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 22, 2019 2:32 PM |
have I sucked hot guys asshole out that were dirty? yes
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 22, 2019 4:25 PM |
If I know beforehand that I'm going to bottom I do a proper douche. It only takes a few minutes and then no surprises. Works every time.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 22, 2019 4:33 PM |
When I was an alcoholic I did not have good hygiene - frequent diarrhea , shitting the bed, and digestive issues. Now I’m off the booze, eat healthy with lots of fiber, and I’m in tip-top shape down there.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 22, 2019 4:42 PM |
I actually carry a small bottle for douching in my messenger bag for those just in case moments?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 22, 2019 5:35 PM |
Contrary to Scat Queen Op's foot stamping declaration that this isn't a scat thread, it is most certainly a scat thread.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 22, 2019 5:53 PM |
Clean, fiber and douche for sex only
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 22, 2019 7:19 PM |
I thought if you have frequent enemas, you become chronically constipated.
Cleanses are for flakes.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 22, 2019 7:22 PM |
Fuck you r26. And fuck You too r24
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 22, 2019 7:30 PM |
[quote]What?!
The article is for women.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 22, 2019 7:33 PM |
94% of the general population has highly questionable anal hygiene
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 22, 2019 8:14 PM |
[quote]Fuck you R26. And fuck You too R24.
Is it that time of the month?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 22, 2019 8:22 PM |
That’s great R19, I wouldn’t have sex with you either.
I used to douche all the time because i thought it was necessary. I never noticed my BF doing it and he was always 100% clean, so I asked about it. He said he never douches. I tried sex without doing it, and I was also perfectly clean. Neither of us douche and there’s never been a stool issue at all. Not even a little.
My friend is a GI doctor and told me the difference for men and women. If you’re a healthy man and don’t have hemorrhoids, no need to douche.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 22, 2019 9:24 PM |
R31 you my dear are a scat queen. Just admit it.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 22, 2019 9:30 PM |
I was waiting for Dr. Lingus to chime in, always so helpful.
I would like to keep things clean, but rubbing my ano makes me too stimulated and I faint. I can’t risk it.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 22, 2019 9:34 PM |
Nope R32,
I have a very weak stomach and am a germaphobe. If sex weren’t clean, I would definitely douche.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 22, 2019 9:58 PM |
r34 honey, i have news for you...
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 22, 2019 11:42 PM |
R34 you ARE a douche! No wonder you don’t have to douche.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 23, 2019 1:42 AM |
Maybe that’s it R36. My BF is a bit of a douche too.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 23, 2019 1:43 AM |
R31. I say, is your doctor free? I’ll sit on his face and he can tell me if he’s changed his mind.
Wait. That didn’t come out right. Damn, you know what I mean
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 23, 2019 1:49 AM |
My doctor performs special exams for anal hygiene
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 23, 2019 1:54 AM |
I CANNOT imagine eating undouched ass.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 23, 2019 3:17 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 23, 2019 4:28 AM |
The few times I've seen straight porn, I'm shocked at how close the vagina and anus are to each other...obviously I've never seen the female anatomy up close and personal.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 23, 2019 4:56 AM |
who cares, my dentist is soooooper hot and young and hung and lets me blow him. HUNG
he cleans my teeth after he blows a load on them.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 23, 2019 3:50 PM |
r43, wow, that's pretty crazy....is it an all gay office? it doesn't seem hygienic.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 23, 2019 3:58 PM |
standing room only.
he looks like henry cavilll mixed with james marsden. HOT HOT HOT hole
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 23, 2019 5:27 PM |
r43 if a dental hygienist cleaned your teeth, he would know to apply polish AFTER the cleaning.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 23, 2019 11:30 PM |
Get back to the subject. Anal hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 24, 2019 1:27 AM |
R45. I must have the name and location of your dentist.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 24, 2019 1:50 AM |
My asshole is passable, watch out for the front though!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 24, 2019 5:12 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 5, 2019 2:39 AM |
I rarely douche. I'm clean. Good diet.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | August 5, 2019 7:39 AM |
Corn, when did I gave corn?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 8, 2019 2:40 PM |
Yuck
by Anonymous | reply 53 | May 11, 2021 8:19 PM |
R13 is so full of shit lmao
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 15, 2021 11:53 PM |
Always promises it won't be a scat thread... Lying whore.
I have had men with issues about making out with me after I've opened the ring with my tongue. I should brush, but who thinks of that?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 16, 2021 2:29 AM |
I have the cleanest bootie on here, I’m betting. I have a bidet that has really high water pressure. You could remove barnacles off a cruise ship with how intense it is. I love to anal douche on the regular with it — it almost feels hydrating and helps me during extreme constipation bouts, when “pushing” doesn’t get it out.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 16, 2021 2:54 AM |
Pushing turns girls into mermaids and men into bobcats, r56.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 16, 2021 3:00 AM |