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Do you feel you have good anal hygiene?

No, this is NOT a stealth scat thread!!

by Anonymousreply 57July 16, 2021 3:00 AM

This a good article.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 19, 2019 10:09 PM

Freak

by Anonymousreply 2July 19, 2019 10:28 PM

yes and I didn't ever need a manual . Its quite inherent!

by Anonymousreply 3July 19, 2019 10:39 PM

I have had skidmarked drawers since high school, 40 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 4July 19, 2019 10:41 PM

Yes. Totally wasted.

by Anonymousreply 5July 19, 2019 10:47 PM

[quote]Here is one essential anal hygiene tip: Do not touch the anus and genitals with the same hand without washing up or changing gloves!

[quote]The anus and the genitals are two distinct ecosystems and you do not want to spread bacteria from the anus to the genitals. Keep one hand reserved for anal touch, the other clean for genital touch. Our online courses demonstrate simultaneous genital and anal stimulation using two hands – this is one of the most pleasurable ways to stimulate the entire sexual system at once. Just make sure you dedicate one hand to each area, and use clean gloves anytime you want to switch it up.

What?!

by Anonymousreply 6July 19, 2019 10:49 PM

ready for some "clean" fun

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by Anonymousreply 7July 19, 2019 10:52 PM

I use rubber gloves.

I wash them each time

by Anonymousreply 8July 19, 2019 10:56 PM

Nope, too much work.

by Anonymousreply 9July 19, 2019 11:01 PM

Yes. I am a one wipe wonder. A lot of fiber in my diet. I’m like a self cleaning oven!

by Anonymousreply 10July 19, 2019 11:19 PM

I've always been one to wash my ass.

by Anonymousreply 11July 19, 2019 11:47 PM

R6, Maybe it’s for women. So they don’t get UTIs.

I kind of agree anyway. How do you guys go from fingering a guy to touching him somewhere else with that dirty hand? And the sheets and pillows? It seems so unsanitary... I would have to stop and wash my hands.

by Anonymousreply 12July 19, 2019 11:52 PM

R12, It’s not dirty. Women have shorter sphincters and weaker pelvic floor muscles, so their rectums are usually filled with shit. Men have longer sphincters and stronger pelvic floor muscles, so the rectum is empty between bowel movements.

by Anonymousreply 13July 19, 2019 11:59 PM

R13 BS. Then nobody would have to douche. Sorry, men are dirty, Dirty, DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💩💩💩💩💩

by Anonymousreply 14July 20, 2019 12:20 AM

It could be better or so I am told.

by Anonymousreply 15July 20, 2019 12:23 AM

front to back, front to back!

by Anonymousreply 16July 20, 2019 12:29 AM

I like R13!

by Anonymousreply 17July 20, 2019 12:31 AM

R14,

Men don’t usually have to douche. Most do it out of fear. As long as we eat a high fiber diet, have good hygiene, and aren’t having rough sex/putting something very long up there, we’re fine.

You sound like a frau, so try this experiment: lube up your finger and put it up your ass. I guarantee you that you’ll feel shit. Now do the same to your husband. Perfectly clean, right? Don’t feel bad. You can use your mouth and vagina.

by Anonymousreply 18July 20, 2019 1:15 PM

R18 men don’t have to douche? Ewwww! I’d never have sex with you.

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2019 2:32 PM

have I sucked hot guys asshole out that were dirty? yes

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2019 4:25 PM

If I know beforehand that I'm going to bottom I do a proper douche. It only takes a few minutes and then no surprises. Works every time.

by Anonymousreply 21July 22, 2019 4:33 PM

When I was an alcoholic I did not have good hygiene - frequent diarrhea , shitting the bed, and digestive issues. Now I’m off the booze, eat healthy with lots of fiber, and I’m in tip-top shape down there.

by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2019 4:42 PM

I actually carry a small bottle for douching in my messenger bag for those just in case moments?

by Anonymousreply 23July 22, 2019 5:35 PM

Contrary to Scat Queen Op's foot stamping declaration that this isn't a scat thread, it is most certainly a scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2019 5:53 PM

Clean, fiber and douche for sex only

by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2019 7:19 PM

I thought if you have frequent enemas, you become chronically constipated.

Cleanses are for flakes.

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2019 7:22 PM

Fuck you r26. And fuck You too r24

by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2019 7:30 PM

[quote]What?!

The article is for women.

by Anonymousreply 28July 22, 2019 7:33 PM

94% of the general population has highly questionable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 29July 22, 2019 8:14 PM

[quote]Fuck you R26. And fuck You too R24.

Is it that time of the month?

by Anonymousreply 30July 22, 2019 8:22 PM

That’s great R19, I wouldn’t have sex with you either.

I used to douche all the time because i thought it was necessary. I never noticed my BF doing it and he was always 100% clean, so I asked about it. He said he never douches. I tried sex without doing it, and I was also perfectly clean. Neither of us douche and there’s never been a stool issue at all. Not even a little.

My friend is a GI doctor and told me the difference for men and women. If you’re a healthy man and don’t have hemorrhoids, no need to douche.

by Anonymousreply 31July 22, 2019 9:24 PM

R31 you my dear are a scat queen. Just admit it.

by Anonymousreply 32July 22, 2019 9:30 PM

I was waiting for Dr. Lingus to chime in, always so helpful.

I would like to keep things clean, but rubbing my ano makes me too stimulated and I faint. I can’t risk it.

by Anonymousreply 33July 22, 2019 9:34 PM

Nope R32,

I have a very weak stomach and am a germaphobe. If sex weren’t clean, I would definitely douche.

by Anonymousreply 34July 22, 2019 9:58 PM

r34 honey, i have news for you...

by Anonymousreply 35July 22, 2019 11:42 PM

R34 you ARE a douche! No wonder you don’t have to douche.

by Anonymousreply 36July 23, 2019 1:42 AM

Maybe that’s it R36. My BF is a bit of a douche too.

by Anonymousreply 37July 23, 2019 1:43 AM

R31. I say, is your doctor free? I’ll sit on his face and he can tell me if he’s changed his mind.

Wait. That didn’t come out right. Damn, you know what I mean

by Anonymousreply 38July 23, 2019 1:49 AM

My doctor performs special exams for anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 39July 23, 2019 1:54 AM

I CANNOT imagine eating undouched ass.

by Anonymousreply 40July 23, 2019 3:17 AM
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by Anonymousreply 41July 23, 2019 4:28 AM

The few times I've seen straight porn, I'm shocked at how close the vagina and anus are to each other...obviously I've never seen the female anatomy up close and personal.

by Anonymousreply 42July 23, 2019 4:56 AM

who cares, my dentist is soooooper hot and young and hung and lets me blow him. HUNG

he cleans my teeth after he blows a load on them.

by Anonymousreply 43July 23, 2019 3:50 PM

r43, wow, that's pretty crazy....is it an all gay office? it doesn't seem hygienic.

by Anonymousreply 44July 23, 2019 3:58 PM

standing room only.

he looks like henry cavilll mixed with james marsden. HOT HOT HOT hole

by Anonymousreply 45July 23, 2019 5:27 PM

r43 if a dental hygienist cleaned your teeth, he would know to apply polish AFTER the cleaning.

by Anonymousreply 46July 23, 2019 11:30 PM

Get back to the subject. Anal hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 47July 24, 2019 1:27 AM

R45. I must have the name and location of your dentist.

by Anonymousreply 48July 24, 2019 1:50 AM

My asshole is passable, watch out for the front though!

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by Anonymousreply 49July 24, 2019 5:12 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 50August 5, 2019 2:39 AM

I rarely douche. I'm clean. Good diet.

by Anonymousreply 51August 5, 2019 7:39 AM

Corn, when did I gave corn?

by Anonymousreply 52August 8, 2019 2:40 PM

Yuck

by Anonymousreply 53May 11, 2021 8:19 PM

R13 is so full of shit lmao

by Anonymousreply 54July 15, 2021 11:53 PM

Always promises it won't be a scat thread... Lying whore.

I have had men with issues about making out with me after I've opened the ring with my tongue. I should brush, but who thinks of that?

by Anonymousreply 55July 16, 2021 2:29 AM

I have the cleanest bootie on here, I’m betting. I have a bidet that has really high water pressure. You could remove barnacles off a cruise ship with how intense it is. I love to anal douche on the regular with it — it almost feels hydrating and helps me during extreme constipation bouts, when “pushing” doesn’t get it out.

by Anonymousreply 56July 16, 2021 2:54 AM

Pushing turns girls into mermaids and men into bobcats, r56.

by Anonymousreply 57July 16, 2021 3:00 AM
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