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Disgust and Alarm Us in Ten Words or Less.

We deserve it.

by Anonymousreply 36July 21, 2019 12:44 PM

"Eat my ass, baby, yeah, eat it good," Trump murmured.

by Anonymousreply 1July 19, 2019 2:26 AM

"Disgust and Alarm Us in Ten Words or Fewer."

by Anonymousreply 2July 19, 2019 2:27 AM

Of course, R2. I was trying to disgust you.

by Anonymousreply 3July 19, 2019 2:27 AM

Panty pudding!

by Anonymousreply 4July 19, 2019 2:28 AM

"Oooh, yeah, you taste like Malomars, Cheryl."

by Anonymousreply 5July 19, 2019 2:30 AM

I almost suffocated from rimming a guy last night

by Anonymousreply 6July 19, 2019 2:30 AM

The 2020 Academy Award for best actress: Meryl Streep!

by Anonymousreply 7July 19, 2019 2:30 AM

Trump wins second term.

by Anonymousreply 8July 19, 2019 2:30 AM

I almost suffocated from rimming a boy last night.

by Anonymousreply 9July 19, 2019 2:31 AM

Someone added raisins to the tuna salad.

by Anonymousreply 10July 19, 2019 2:33 AM

I can do it in three:

Trump will win

by Anonymousreply 11July 19, 2019 2:33 AM

Eat my cunt you fucking pussy.

by Anonymousreply 12July 19, 2019 3:31 AM

Eat my cunt you fucking pussy.

by Anonymousreply 13July 19, 2019 3:31 AM

Trump wins re-election and Pence wins the next two terms.

by Anonymousreply 14July 19, 2019 4:04 AM

I ate out Susan Boyle's pussy last night.

by Anonymousreply 15July 19, 2019 12:25 PM

Trump shat McDonalds Diarrhea in Melania’s mouth

by Anonymousreply 16July 19, 2019 7:46 PM

My husband drained *and* rinsed the pasta last night.

by Anonymousreply 17July 19, 2019 7:50 PM

Moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist.

by Anonymousreply 18July 19, 2019 7:54 PM

It is going to get even worse.

by Anonymousreply 19July 19, 2019 7:56 PM

All you have to do is go to watch the Cats movie trailer.

by Anonymousreply 20July 19, 2019 8:34 PM

The younger they are, the easier they split open.

by Anonymousreply 21July 19, 2019 9:08 PM

"Only paid subscribers can post to this thread."

by Anonymousreply 22July 19, 2019 10:02 PM

R15 wins!

by Anonymousreply 23July 19, 2019 10:09 PM

Horehound Drops

by Anonymousreply 24July 20, 2019 11:32 PM

Tighter than a two year old.

by Anonymousreply 25July 20, 2019 11:34 PM

Gigli II: Gobbling in the Hood

by Anonymousreply 26July 20, 2019 11:35 PM

I buttfucked Aaron “Cockgobbler” Schock’s loose hole while he was bent over a desk chair, writing out some new anti-gay legislation.

by Anonymousreply 27July 20, 2019 11:48 PM

R25 did it for me.

by Anonymousreply 28July 20, 2019 11:49 PM

Donald Trump came on my face and I liked it.

by Anonymousreply 29July 20, 2019 11:51 PM

Cheryl's pussy tastes like Vueve Clicquot.

by Anonymousreply 30July 21, 2019 7:25 AM

R1 has yet to be bested, well done R1.

by Anonymousreply 31July 21, 2019 7:49 AM

Grandma baked me nice smelling cookies after we fucked.

by Anonymousreply 32July 21, 2019 8:03 AM

I like a lot of creamed corn.

by Anonymousreply 33July 21, 2019 8:07 AM

I wrote a book!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 34July 21, 2019 8:13 AM

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by Anonymousreply 35July 21, 2019 8:29 AM

A Russian guy offer me a job while I bartend....

by Anonymousreply 36July 21, 2019 12:44 PM
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