We deserve it.
Disgust and Alarm Us in Ten Words or Less.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 21, 2019 12:44 PM |
"Eat my ass, baby, yeah, eat it good," Trump murmured.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 19, 2019 2:26 AM |
"Disgust and Alarm Us in Ten Words or Fewer."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 19, 2019 2:27 AM |
Of course, R2. I was trying to disgust you.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 19, 2019 2:27 AM |
Panty pudding!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 19, 2019 2:28 AM |
"Oooh, yeah, you taste like Malomars, Cheryl."
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 19, 2019 2:30 AM |
I almost suffocated from rimming a guy last night
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 19, 2019 2:30 AM |
The 2020 Academy Award for best actress: Meryl Streep!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 19, 2019 2:30 AM |
Trump wins second term.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 19, 2019 2:30 AM |
I almost suffocated from rimming a boy last night.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 19, 2019 2:31 AM |
Someone added raisins to the tuna salad.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 19, 2019 2:33 AM |
I can do it in three:
Trump will win
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 19, 2019 2:33 AM |
Eat my cunt you fucking pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 19, 2019 3:31 AM |
Eat my cunt you fucking pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 19, 2019 3:31 AM |
Trump wins re-election and Pence wins the next two terms.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 19, 2019 4:04 AM |
I ate out Susan Boyle's pussy last night.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 19, 2019 12:25 PM |
Trump shat McDonalds Diarrhea in Melania’s mouth
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 19, 2019 7:46 PM |
My husband drained *and* rinsed the pasta last night.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 19, 2019 7:50 PM |
Moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist, moist.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 19, 2019 7:54 PM |
It is going to get even worse.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 19, 2019 7:56 PM |
All you have to do is go to watch the Cats movie trailer.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 19, 2019 8:34 PM |
The younger they are, the easier they split open.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2019 9:08 PM |
"Only paid subscribers can post to this thread."
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2019 10:02 PM |
R15 wins!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 19, 2019 10:09 PM |
Horehound Drops
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 20, 2019 11:32 PM |
Tighter than a two year old.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 20, 2019 11:34 PM |
Gigli II: Gobbling in the Hood
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 20, 2019 11:35 PM |
I buttfucked Aaron “Cockgobbler” Schock’s loose hole while he was bent over a desk chair, writing out some new anti-gay legislation.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 20, 2019 11:48 PM |
R25 did it for me.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 20, 2019 11:49 PM |
Donald Trump came on my face and I liked it.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 20, 2019 11:51 PM |
Cheryl's pussy tastes like Vueve Clicquot.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 21, 2019 7:25 AM |
R1 has yet to be bested, well done R1.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 21, 2019 7:49 AM |
Grandma baked me nice smelling cookies after we fucked.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 21, 2019 8:03 AM |
I like a lot of creamed corn.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 21, 2019 8:07 AM |
Menstrual Tent with vagina capes and cheesypoof underboob competitions!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 21, 2019 8:29 AM |
A Russian guy offer me a job while I bartend....
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 21, 2019 12:44 PM |