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Having a baby

Is just keeping cum as a pet.

by Anonymousreply 5July 19, 2019 1:44 AM

this will be a boring thread but I do intend to use that phrase in future discourse

by Anonymousreply 1July 19, 2019 1:09 AM

[quote] I do intend to use that phrase in future discourse

Which one - “Having a baby” or “keeping cum as a pet”?

by Anonymousreply 2July 19, 2019 1:13 AM

Your splooge shits, burps and walks around?

by Anonymousreply 3July 19, 2019 1:15 AM

Yes but a pet that will grow into a fantastic lover.

by Anonymousreply 4July 19, 2019 1:26 AM

Butt babies don’t live

by Anonymousreply 5July 19, 2019 1:44 AM
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