Why is Fiona Apple working at The Beverly Center?

I hope this is real. Because I need it right now...for a lot of reasons I don’t feel like getting into right now, but I just do.

OMG This is brilliant! This could become a DL classic. I hope the OP is up for it.

Any pictures??

At first, I thought she said her name was “Jean Paul” and so that’s what I called her....but then I figured out her name *probably* wasn’t “Jean Paul”. And then we stared into each other’s eyes and....it’s Fiona Apple and she knows all about the newest jeans.

I certainly haven't been shopping for any new jeans.

Customer: "Do you have size 28 in black?"

Chantal: "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might so When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right.

And no, sorry. Only blue."

Hit and run OP. Shame.

I'm fairly certain that Liza Minnelli was working the Estee Lauder counter at a suburban Marshall Fields in the 1980's.

When she's having an unguarded moment, ask her if her dad enjoyed his time in the cast of Brothers. If she answers you, it's her.

Well?....

^You bumped with a "well?"

yep

bitch is broke