Donner Party RUINED Because of Rude Guests
I had a little dinner party tonight, à la Donner, just 8 of us. One couple I invited because they joined along the trail and I suspected the wife, Cheryl, was hoarding a parcel of rancid bear fat in her bloomers. They seem fun and are new to Truckee Lake. I had one rule: don’t bring anything.
Well, what does that bitch couple bring but a DESSERT!!! And I already had a quartet of glacéed Antonio, Dolan, Graves, and Murphy prepared. You know what they brought? Fucking oxhide snowshoe straps boiled into a fucking disgusting aspic!!!! The same shit I've been eating since November!!! I was livid — the other guests took a little to be polite, which then filled them up before my special dessert! Have you ever experienced such a thing?? How fucking RUDE!
They will NEVER be invited over again!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 19, 2019 8:00 PM
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But they were gone by dessert.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 18, 2019 2:48 AM
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If they were Lesbians, they would have brought over a bucket of chicken from KFC.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 18, 2019 2:58 AM
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Donner party was ruined by starvation. They wish they had those fucking cupcakes.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 18, 2019 3:00 AM
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R3, the lesbians had it the best; they were never in danger of starving. Our ladyfolk always made sure they had plenty to eat.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 18, 2019 3:03 AM
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Something similar once happened to me - a friend of a friend came to a dinner I was hosting and brought a tabouleh salad
I thanked him - put him in the fridge - and forgot about him until the spring thaw.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 18, 2019 3:11 AM
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I am dismayed that no one has asked whose my silver.
I couldn’t answer if you had, but I will tell you that my glacé recipe came from a delightful little cookbook called [italic]To Serve Mankind.[/italic]
I would advise the ghastly whores among us who put a few acorn shells and diarrhea berries into a fucking oxhide aspic and call it a dessert — A FUCKING DESSERT!!! — to look into it.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 18, 2019 3:25 AM
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To add insult to injury, one of the invited guests was Hannibal Lechter.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 19, 2019 12:50 AM
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I bet they loved the baked (guy with a face like a) potato bar!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 19, 2019 12:56 AM
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Don't get us started on that family who hitched a ride on our plane...
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 19, 2019 1:10 AM
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