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Chrissy Metz is getting some HOT DICK!

What about the rest of you?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

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by Anonymousreply 32July 20, 2019 11:57 AM

Her bathing suit is being held up by...LEATHER STRAPS!

by Anonymousreply 1July 17, 2019 7:39 PM

She has a nice rack!

by Anonymousreply 2July 17, 2019 7:40 PM

According to People, this is her actual boyfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 3July 17, 2019 7:41 PM

He has vampire teeth.

by Anonymousreply 4July 17, 2019 7:42 PM

I have a friend who has the body type of Chrissy Metz and her husband is pretty hot in a nerdy daddy way. There really is a cover for every lid.

by Anonymousreply 5July 17, 2019 7:44 PM

Based on R4's pic, he looks potentially chubby as well. Is that the case?

by Anonymousreply 6July 17, 2019 7:48 PM

Sorry, meant R3^^^.

by Anonymousreply 7July 17, 2019 7:48 PM

Looks like she's getting some Blatino dick on the side!

by Anonymousreply 8July 17, 2019 7:48 PM

Attention! This OP is FAKE NEWS! Chrissy's boyfriend is a fugly gremlin.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 17, 2019 7:59 PM

Her shoulder looks like a jiggly granite countertop.

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by Anonymousreply 10July 17, 2019 8:02 PM

Get that dick, Chrissy!

by Anonymousreply 11July 18, 2019 3:36 AM

I am thanking the Baby Jesus that the OP is an invisible cunt.

by Anonymousreply 12July 18, 2019 3:40 AM

She's adorable. Big? Yes. AND adorable.

She could def. do better than that guy, but maybe he's really fascinating and kind. All flesh decays eventually. Even yours.

by Anonymousreply 13July 18, 2019 3:41 AM

Well, no doubt Chrissy Metz's cover also needs a reinforcing lid, but I think you mean "there's a lid for every pot," R5.

by Anonymousreply 14July 18, 2019 3:42 AM

Some men really love big chicks, especially black men. Those girls have giant tits and huge asses.

by Anonymousreply 15July 18, 2019 3:43 AM

I look at her and "adorable" is not what springs to mind.

Fat springs to mind. As big as a house springs to mind. Oh my god that poor thing springs to mind. Not adorable.

by Anonymousreply 16July 18, 2019 3:43 AM

Why are gay men so scared even seeing a fat person? They literally starve themselves and do meth to avoid becoming one. It’s bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 17July 18, 2019 3:45 AM

Fat-shaming is one of the lasting vestiges of comedy. Someone's looks are always "fair game" for some reason.

It's like when someone cuts you off in traffic and you go into a mini road rage inside your car: what are the things you start muttering about the driver who slighted you (assuming you can see the person)? If the person is ugly, overweight, a different race, clearly rich (or poor), those things often spew forth with venom in the insult rant.

That shit just brims to the surface, despite how woke you think you are.

by Anonymousreply 18July 18, 2019 3:52 AM

No, R18, there are things you referenced that definitely DO NOT come out sometimes. I have never used a racist slur, not once in my life. I have never gone after someone's religion, not once in my life.

Chrissy Metz is morbidly obese and a shock to the eyes of anyone who sees her. She is HUGELY FAT. Pretending it's "woke" not to notice that is ridiculous and fucking retarded.

by Anonymousreply 19July 18, 2019 3:57 AM

Her hair looks better up and those sunglasses are fun!

by Anonymousreply 20July 18, 2019 4:05 AM

I'd eat her out!

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by Anonymousreply 21July 18, 2019 4:12 AM

The guy in OP's picture is Gay Gay Gay!

by Anonymousreply 22July 18, 2019 4:15 AM

I always get Chrissy Metz confused with Melissa McCarthy.

by Anonymousreply 23July 18, 2019 4:22 AM

Lol who's that fag with his hag?

by Anonymousreply 24July 18, 2019 4:25 AM

He's not gay!

He's sliding his thick schlong into her wet puss. Haters!

by Anonymousreply 25July 18, 2019 9:41 PM

Who is that black lesbian she's with in the OP's photo?

by Anonymousreply 26July 18, 2019 9:56 PM

She didn't get an Emmy nomination.

by Anonymousreply 27July 18, 2019 10:01 PM

Ready for the remake!https://www.datalounge.com/watch

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by Anonymousreply 28July 18, 2019 10:02 PM

[quote]Chrissy Metz is getting some HOT DICK!

Could she even tell?

by Anonymousreply 29July 19, 2019 3:14 AM

Someone’s feeling sexy tonight

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by Anonymousreply 30July 20, 2019 1:28 AM

She looks really pretty at R30.

Chrissy's mussy must be gushing!

by Anonymousreply 31July 20, 2019 3:37 AM

[quote] He's sliding his thick schlong into her wet puss. Haters!

Not without the aid of a very strong block and tackle he's not.

by Anonymousreply 32July 20, 2019 11:57 AM
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