Feud Season 2

Trump/McCain

Rosie O/Elisabeth Hasselback

Jay Leno / David Letterman

Feud: The Pointer Sisters

Feud: Ike and Tina Turner

R1, nobody wants to watch a dramatization of fucking Trump. People want to escape from reality, not marinate in it across multiple platforms.

Diana Ross/Mary Wilson Bruce Willis/Cybill Shepherd Johnny Carson/Joan Rivers

SJP and Kim Cattrall.

But the kicker is that Cattrall would be an Executive Producer and play herself. The actress playing SJP would have a couple scenes an episode and be shot from the back.

I think the Feud thing has become more of a one shot deal.

Whoever put the kibosh on it was wise, though. The Crown is treading much of the same territory.

The other thing about Crawford/Davis is that most of the people involved were dead.

de Havilland's cuntery is a glimpse of what would happen if Murphy took on living subjects.

It's been done before but he could do Leno/Letterman.

FEUD: Nancy and Bar!

I need a show about behind the scenes of the original Roseanne so very badly. It sounded incredibly messed up even in her own recounting of it, let alone the full story.

The Golden Girls!

Feud: Vivian Vance/William Frawley

Viv: Knock it off, you old hambone. I'm in Desi's dressing room tonight.

Bill: Listen cvnt, I know my way around a fiery Latin. It's my turn.

Viv: He enjoys me more.

Bill: I need the extra dialogue this week!

Jackie and Lee...Capote and Vidal....

Tennessee and Vidal (the Scorpion Bitch-Queen)

Salt + Pepa v Spinderella

Jackie Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe.

Judy Collins vs Joni Mitchell

Deb and Megan

Katy Perry v The Nuns

Dramatic courtroom death!

Horrible music concerts!

How about Mary Martin Vs. Carol Channing in the tour of Legends with a flash forward to the revamp with Joan Collins Vs. Linda Evans.

The delicious feud between cosmetics moguls Helena Rubenstien, Elizabeth Arden and Estée Lauder.

Elizabeth Arden bred a stable of horses. When feeding one an apple, it bit the tip of her pinky clean off.

When someone told Estee, she said,

“Well, is the horse ok?”

Hilary Duff vs. Faye Dunaway

Mr. Ed and Connie Hines.

Wasn't there talk about a William F Buckley and Gore Vidal season?

r16 Tennessee Williams and Gore Vidal were good friends.

Mrs. Randolph Scott and Mrs. Cary Grant

It shall be titled: While Their Husbands Watched

Below is a still from the set

Faye Dunaway and everyone she's ever met. Or the feud between Faye and herself.

Datalounge M vs Datalounge G.

yeah, Gore Vidal vs Truman Capote would make more sense. But so many "feuds" are just one-time disputes or arguments between celebrities who hardly ever interacted with each other.

Dorothy Parker vs Clare Booth Luce, maybe? I think there was real contempt and hatred there.

Since Murphy kicked Olivia's ass in court over his last FEUD, his next FEUD should be Olivia and her sister Joan Fontaine.

Drive it home to that old woman that he takes shit from no one.

[quote] Since the British Royal Family threatened him with doing a series about Charles & Diana

What a wimpy little bitch. He should have done it anyway. What the fuck can Liz do to him?

FEUD: Israel vs Palestine

The cola wars

^^^Now THAT I would watch. WW

Well, if he's going to do a feud with the royal family, he might want to do Markle vs the crazed DLers that flock to the Royal Gossip threads. THAT feud is intense and unending.

R36 was meant for R34

R37 Who would play the trans troll?

Jennifer and Mariah

Would a miniseries of Rutanya Alda's "Mommie Dearest Diaries" count as a feud? It was basically Faye vs. Everyone.

My favorite tidbit was how Faye was so late for her old-age makeup that the makeup artist only had about five minutes to draw some wrinkles on Rutanya and slap a white wig on her — which really shows in the movie.

Suzanne Somers vs Three’s Company.

How about Debbie Reynolds and Elizabeth Taylor back during the Eddie Fisher affair.

Joan Rivers vs Victoria Principal

Robert Reed and Florence Henderson

They can have an HGTV crossover series and use the set from the new show featuring the revamped Brady house.

Feud - Mariah Carey vs Her Career.

Oscar Wilde vs The Marquess of Queensberry

Matt Lauer and Ann Curry

Paris vs Kim

Charlie Sheen vs Reality

Donald and Melania and Marla and Ivana.

The Go-Go’s.

Multidirectional internal feuding.

Weinstein vs his Accusers (namely she who must not be named )

Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton

Patty and Maxene Andrews hated each other. That would be dishy, and the costumes and period sets could be amazing, plus a total galaxy of 40s-50s stars were performing with the Andrews sisters.

I was really looking forward to Charles and Di.

You'll get to see it next year and the year after that on "the Crown," r56. It will be the center of seasons 4 and 5 of that show.

Chrissy Metz vs Food

Britney vs. Justin circa 2003

That would be thrilling, r59.

Susan Sarandon/Hillary Clinton

r60, Don't ever fkin patronize me again bitch. EVER. I have a techie friend who can track down IP addresses. I ain't take my meds this weeks and feeling manic. 1st warning.

Well that escalated fast.

Henry II vs Eleanor of Aquitaine!

Coco Chanel vs. Shiapparelli

Coco once lit Elsa on fire, if memory serves

Katharine Hepburn vs. Meryl Streep

R60 vs. R62

Barbra Streisand versus Walter Matthau. Watch the feud unfold against the glamorous backdrop of the filming of "Hello, Dolly!"

The sets and costumes have already been designed!. Lea Michele is ready for her big return to televis

One can feel the excitement already!

lol techie friend who can track down ip addresses. Good luck with that on an ANONYMOUS website.

I'm surprised how difficult it is to come up with good nemeses. Bette vs. Joan was certainly a winner.

Roy Cohn vs. basic human decency

If they wanted obscurity - Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Susan Lucci.

Beta Max vs. VHS, with Kathy Bates as Beta and Jessica Lange as VHS.

Vivian Vance VS. William Frawley

Frawley was soon cast in another CBS sitcom called My Three Sons. And Vance soon reprised her role as Lucy's gal pal in The Lucy Show. Frawley would get malicious joy out of sneaking over to the sound stage where Vance was filming and devilishly dropping or throwing a stack of film canisters loudly, deliberately ruining Viv's scene and causing a re-take.

William Frawley died in 1966 at the age of 79, after seeing a movie and walking back to his hotel. When she heard the news, Vivian Vance was dining in a restaurant. Her reputed reply to the news was: "Champagne for everybody!"

I’ll drink to that. He was a terrible actor.

[quote]William Frawley died in 1966 at the age of 79, after seeing a movie and walking back to his hotel.

With a male companion!

^^^ Is "With a male companion" the new phrase to add when someone's death is announced like tacking on "between the sheets" after opening and reading a fortune cookie?

R77 no he was literally with his male companion. A “nurse”

[quote]Frawley would get malicious joy out of sneaking over to the sound stage where Vance was filming

He would also go into her dressing room while she was onstage filming, and take a dump in her toilet and deliberately not flush.

"Coco Chanel vs. Shiapparelli. Coco once lit Elsa on fire, if memory serves "

Pour yourself a drink and tell us more, R65!

Deb vs, Susan

Trump vs. Denmark

R80 "Of course they were rivals, privately damning each other with faint praise. It is also claimed that Chanel once succeeded in setting Schiaparelli on fire. At one of the last great costume balls before the outbreak of World War II, Bettina Ballard wrote, Chanel, costumed as herself, dared Schiaparelli, who had disguised herself as a surrealist tree, to dance with her. 'With purposeful innocence' Chanel steered her dance partner straight into a chandelier ablaze with candles, and Schiaparelli caught fire. 'The fire was put out—and so was Schiaparelli—by delighted guests squirting her with soda water."

How about Susan Sarandon vs. all sane voters

Clearly there are no interesting subjects for a second season.

R80 This is another take on the event according to photographer Horst:

In the late 1930s, Schiaparelli herself dressed as a surrealist tree for a costume ball also attended by Chanel. According to Horst, Chanel typically refused to so much as utter her rival's name. Yet, on this occasion, Chanel asked Schiaparelli to dance with her. Alas, it was not to initiate a truce. Chanel intentionally steered Schiaparelli's flammable costume into a lighted candelabra. Schiaparelli caught fire, but it was quickly put out with soda water. The contretemps was Topic A in Paris for the next few days, but like much gossip, it soon was buried by more serious matters—in this case, Nazi Germany's invasion of Poland.

Wouldn't Coco be a bit challenging what with her being an Nazi spy and all?

Data Lounge Uncle vs His Ungrateful and Bitchy Niece

Robert Kennedy vs. Lyndon Johnson, they genuinely disliked each other in addition to being political rivals.

Anne Boleyn vs. Katherine of Aragon.

Augustus Caesar vs. Marc Antony.

Uncle Bottom’s ready hole VS Traylor’s resistant cock

The Beatles vs. the Other Beatles.

Letterman v Leno

Marlon Brando vs. Hollywood

Suzanne Somers vs Joyce DeWhitt

Tom Cruise vs. Steven Spielberg.

Lindsay Lohan vs. Paris Hilton.

Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston... nah. Aniston can afford too many good lawyers.

Shelley Winters vs Oliver Reed - culminating in that scene where she pours water over his head on live tv

^ Awesome! Who will play Shelley?

^^^ I think it will require two actresses, on for skinny Shelly and one for fat Shelly. Perhaps Kirstie Alley for the latter?

Delta Burke IS Fat Shelley!

There needs to be a thing that ties the feud. Bette and Joan worked because they had What Ever Happened to Baby Jane. There needs to be something that ties them to the feud.

Robert Reed vs. the entire Brady Bunch cast, crew, directors and writers

Courtney Love vs. Everyone

Kim vs. Thurston

Some of these are just mere beefs. "Feuds are never about hate. Feuds are about pain."

A good one would be Diana Ross, and Mary Wilson. They each had something the other wanted, and were once close friends. However it may not work because Mary never became a star in her own right. Diana became one of the biggest stars on the planet after the Supremes.

Has this show been put to rest for good?

A Supremes one would be good

He may have to wait a few more years but I'd love to see a season on Joan Fontaine and Olivia de Havilland. Also given that he was sued by Olivia I'd imagine he'd have some passive aggressive fun with these subjects.

Madonna vs herself

Chrysler Building vs. Empire State Building

Tastes great v. less filling

But seriously: Lea Remini, and other former members v. Scientology

Hatfields vs McCoys

A joint Ryan Murphy / Ken Burns project - with Kathy Bates and Jessica Lange as Mas Hatfield and McCoy!

McDonalds vs. Burger King

There must be some good gay porn studio rivalries that could be the basis for a season? Or at least that Danish ballet dancer porn star vs. all those studios?

[quote]A good one would be Diana Ross, and Mary Wilson. They each had something the other wanted

What did Mary have that Diana wanted?

R114 A strong singing voice

[quote]A strong singing voice

What good was a strong singing voice?

The rights to the Motown music would cost a fortune.

Marvin Gaye vs. Berry might be interesting. Marvin was tired of doing that Motown top 40 sound and wanted to make conscious r&b much earlier in his career.

Fleetwood Mac

The cast of Glee. An addict, a pedo, crazy Naya, a conservative wifey, out and closeted gays, lots of hookups, the writers insulting them in every script. RM probably created the show just so he could expose the real drama later.

R119 Stevie Nicks would pull a de Havilland over this!

Olivia and Joan are the only two celebs who qualified for this kind of treatment. Give it a couple of years and it will become a possibility.

G vs M

Mike Tyson & Robin Givens

Lucy v. Desi is the story. His cheating and drinking, her star rises, divorce, she becomes first female CEO of an entertainment company. Under her leadership Desilu develops Star Trek and Mission Impossible, still culturally relevant. Throw in a side fight with Patty Duke about who is really Sean's father. Desi continues to perform and hosts SNL. She does Mame and Stone Pillows. They fight, they become friends, they marry other people, and then he dies days before she is honored at the Kennedy Center. A letter from Desi that concludes, "PS, I Love Lucy was never just the title." This writes itself. And of course she is the serenaded by Maude, Mindy, and Rhoda.

It would be Sarah Paulson as Lucy, but it works.

Big Bird versus Cookie Monster

Macy's versus Gimbels

Chicken versus The Egg

R126 Where I come from it was Wannemakers vs Gimbels.

Maybe something Saturday Night Live related? Like the season when Jean Duomanian replaced Lorne Michaels, and the writers, performers and NBC executives were fighting with each other, and nearly everyone except Eddie Murphy got fired? Something like that might already exist.

r6, I like your suggestion about Johnny Carson vs Joan Rivers

Julia Roberts vs Eric Roberts

Cain vs Abel

Queen Elizabeth I vs Mary Queen of Scots

Ronald Reagan vs George HW Bush - they did not get along

r123 I like your idea but it should be M vs. G

Martha Stewart vs. Rachael Ray, or let's just start casting this Johnny Carson v. Joan Rivers

Lucy–Desi would be great

Beyonce v. Ashanti

Please excuse r10 Op, she’s having what they call a “teaching moment”

*Wrong thread. Ignore r134. Sorry r10

Muffie Potter Aston versus Somers Farkas.

If there is feud between them, invent one.

Lucy vs. Desi is the best idea on the thread yet.

I demand that Feud Season 2 be Faye Dunaway vs. little homosexual boy

Gore Vida versus William F. Buckley

Hillary vs Obama; Hillary vs Trump

Although the Lucy/Desi story is very interesting, it's not a "feud" in the sense like Gore/Buckley. The Lucy/Desi divorce was largely amicable.

Margaret Drabble vs A.S. Byatt: That Booker is Mine Biatch

Lil Kim vs Foxy Brown

Betty Broaderick vs Daniel Broaderick.

The film with MBB was years ago, and didn’t get the whole story. The gloss over the sordid details like the mistress sendinf Betty diet ads in the mail, the dirty messags Betty left Daniel, all his gaslighting, the bratty daughter.

Plus, with its strong female lead and just enough camp, its great for a Ryan Murphy show.

Chick-fil-A vs. Popeye's

India vs. Pakistan

Cardi B vs. Nikki Minaj

Jada Pinkett & the Internet OWNS this thread

Lillian Hellman versus Mary McCarthy.

A famous feud that started on television, just begging to be televised again. Two old women writers suing one another! Who will play Hellman? Who will play John Hersey? And who could possibly do justice to Diana Trilling? Oh, yes. Thrilling material for a television series.

R147 I assume Fonda would want to reprise her role with that new de-aging technology?

Madalyn Murray O’Hair vs The Bible Thumpers

Eve Plumb vs. Maureen McCormick

Trump vs intelligence

Scientology v. the IRS. They targeted many individual agents to terrorize them into capitulation and got their tax-exempt status. That status has made Scientology mega rich.

Just think how much more wealth you'd have it you didn't have to pay taxes!

[quote] Feud: Julie Andrews/Tony Awards Committee for Victor/Victoria

That would just rake in the audience!!

If we're going to suggest obscure things that no one would want to see except a few select gay men, then:

Mrs. Astor (Carolina Schermerhorn Astor) vs. Mrs. Vanderbilt (Alva Smith Vanderbilt). Old money vs. new, circa 1870s-90s.

[quote]Feud: Julie Andrews/Tony Awards Committee for Victor/Victoria - That would just rake in the audience!!

It would! Everybody knows Julie from Mary Poppins and The Sound Of Music. Everbody thinks she's sweet. Then they see her at the curtain call denying her nomination and acting like Vanessa Redgrave collecting for the Palestinians, well, it's gripping drama.

It would be entitled "Feud 2: Egregiously Overlooked."