Don't fret none, it's just 'tween us
Tell Me A Secret
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 22, 2020 3:21 PM |
Hillary thought she'd win in a landslide
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 14, 2019 8:49 AM |
I was murdered
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 14, 2019 1:19 PM |
I'm a tranny.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 14, 2019 1:22 PM |
Kris Holden Ried and I had sexual fun on the set of The Tudors.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 14, 2019 1:28 PM |
Kris Holden Ried and I had sexual fun together on the set of The Tudors.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 14, 2019 1:30 PM |
I like ladies.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 14, 2019 1:31 PM |
Yes. I'm a full bulldyke, and smell worse than a dumpster.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 14, 2019 1:33 PM |
I'll never give up bread, EVAAAAAAH!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 14, 2019 1:38 PM |
I'm fucking depressed because I'm constantly pretending to like females. I can't pretend that Hailey's really a man anymore when she uses the strapon.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 14, 2019 2:10 PM |
I'm actually an alien like Anna from V.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 14, 2019 2:17 PM |
Gayle and I have routinely engaged in cunnilingus for over a decade, but Gaile could never commit to an actual relationship with me because of my bread fetish. I asked her to shove all the different foot long breads from Subway up my wide, nasty black snatch, but Gaile said that's a deal breaker for her.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 14, 2019 2:27 PM |
Gayle and I have routinely engaged in cunnilingus for over a decade, but Gayle could never commit to an actual relationship with me because of my bread fetish. I asked her to shove all the different foot long breads from Subway up my wide, nasty black snatch, but Gayle said that's a deal breaker for her.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 14, 2019 2:28 PM |
I can't sing
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 15, 2019 12:05 AM |
Ann Jillian really deserved the and / as credit, not me
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 15, 2019 12:05 AM |
Henna Rinse
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 15, 2019 3:25 PM |
I did it on purpose BOTH times
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 15, 2019 3:26 PM |
I have a substance abuse problem
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 15, 2019 3:27 PM |
I thought I was marrying Fred Allen, Oh well
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 15, 2019 3:27 PM |
Zayn Malik has a terrible eating disorder. He CHOOSES not to eat for days at a time. Bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 15, 2019 3:37 PM |
I'm not a redhead.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 15, 2019 3:38 PM |
I don’t pay my employees well. They call me Pay Low.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 15, 2019 3:50 PM |
I knew it wasn't true, but I stuck to my story anyway
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 15, 2019 4:12 PM |
I'm a huge asshole. (Not sure if this is a secret any longer, though.)
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 15, 2019 4:16 PM |
I was molested.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 15, 2019 4:46 PM |
This is just a fat suit.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 15, 2019 4:51 PM |
I never thought anyone would by my line of bullshit for a minute
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 15, 2019 4:53 PM |
I voted for Nixon too
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 15, 2019 4:54 PM |
George was the funny one
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 15, 2019 4:54 PM |
I deserved everything I got
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 15, 2019 4:55 PM |
I won't, mostly because I don't know what "fret none" is.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 15, 2019 4:59 PM |
I lit the match
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 15, 2019 5:00 PM |
I LOVE PUSSIES. There are cat photos all over my homes.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 15, 2019 5:01 PM |
I engineered the blackout, I could just not bear to go on.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 15, 2019 5:03 PM |
My upper lips are more stuffed than my lower ones.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 15, 2019 5:06 PM |
I got myself fat because I cried whenever I saw my dick
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 15, 2019 5:11 PM |
I don't even fucking like to read books.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 15, 2019 5:14 PM |
Ivana was furious when she found out I was fucking Marla but didn't care at all that I had been fucking Ivanka since she was 8.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 15, 2019 5:18 PM |
I'm not a very stable genius.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 15, 2019 5:20 PM |
Dream the life you want to have. If you think positive and expect positive things, then that's what will happen for you.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 15, 2019 5:24 PM |
I should have stuck with that TV gig.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 15, 2019 5:25 PM |
I really can't pass for 20 years younger. In fact, sometimes people assume that I'm older than my true age.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 15, 2019 5:27 PM |
I think Blue Ivy has a dogface but I'd never tell her that. I call her Blue's Clues when she isn't in the room.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 15, 2019 5:30 PM |
Amal Clooney has fake pregnancy belly bumps for wedding ceremonies.
Meghan
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 15, 2019 5:40 PM |
Alfred Hitchcock was a dirty Bird who stalked me. I would often Tippi-toe around him.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 15, 2019 5:46 PM |
I wrestle with germs.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 15, 2019 5:59 PM |
I cheated and lied about it
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 15, 2019 6:33 PM |
I've been stalking an ex-friend since we stopped talking almost two years ago. I ended it because it was a toxic relationship but I am so attracted to him and can't get over it. I found new recent photos of him online today and he is so handsome that I spiraled and had to go to the bar after work to try to forget about it. I will probably masturbate to the photos later and hate myself for it.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 15, 2019 11:19 PM |
Addict, drunk, chronic masturbator.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 15, 2019 11:29 PM |
My Sheridan really wouldn't be appalled
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 17, 2019 12:57 PM |
You all have done a sucky job
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 17, 2019 12:58 PM |
R48 = Will Dineen.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 19, 2019 3:24 AM |
Trump is a racist and pedophile
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 19, 2019 3:32 AM |
I was asked to leave
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 19, 2019 1:34 PM |
R52 Was he in that island?
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 19, 2019 3:50 PM |
Look at it this way, that was 40 years ago, Fluffy would be long dead by now, if we hadn't already eaten him up r55
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 19, 2019 6:12 PM |
^^^ I am confused, was Fluffy a bunny or a dog?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 19, 2019 6:36 PM |
I've got one for you, OP. When you're out I sneak into your house and stick your toothbrush up my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 19, 2019 6:40 PM |
The reason I hate trans women so much is because my sugar daddy left me for one.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 20, 2019 8:17 PM |
Meredith, Elizabeth, Barbara and I all had a pool for how long Star’s marriage would last.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 22, 2020 2:08 PM |
I’m having a hot steam-lationship at my Equinox with a a married hedge fund daddy. He’s a total dickwhore. He wants to rent a hotel room now so I can fuck him. Giddy-up, daddy!!!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 22, 2020 2:13 PM |
I havent worked for 3 years but people think I still have a job. Im hoping I die by 65-70 because I don’t have a ton of money saved for retirement and I will have to sell my house so I can live on the proceeds. But I’m happier and more content than I have ever been in my life. I’m enjoying life immensely for the first time ever. Work makes me miserable.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 22, 2020 2:32 PM |
I hate my fans
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 22, 2020 3:21 PM |