DL fave Patricia Heaton returns to television!!!

The clips seem funny. People want to laugh.

How can we miss you when you won't go away?!?

There just cannot be enough series starring Patty Heaton. She's America's Favorite Shrew®!

Can't stand this fake titted frau bitch.

[quote]At age 50, Carol is a medical intern and must sink or swim with peers who are half her age.

Patty is 61. I'll just leave that there.

Looking forward to it as much as I'm looking forward to a painful rectal itch.

This bitch has had every cosmetic procedure known to man but she won't get her fucking ears pinned?! Pat, you can either have your hair pulled back or leave your ears in their natural state. But you can't do both.

Isn't this bitch a conservative.

Kyle MacLachlan? How the sexy have fallen

She should of just kept the age vague like Lucy Carter.

[Quote]Isn't this bitch a conservative.

Yes, she is. This rancid cunt is one of those hypocrites who always talk about family values and how they are such good Christians, but her bullying of other women on Twitter revealed what a nasty bitch Heaton is. I hope her fake tits explode in her face and disfigure it.

Set your DVR to Bitches.

R11, examples? I know, I know, google, but I'm lazy.

Sandra Fluke was one of the women Titty Heaton attacked on Twitter. After she received a lot of backlash she announced rather grandly that she was quitting Twitter, but the bitch obviously couldn't stay away.

Some examples of Heaton's repugnant delusions: https://www.thedailybeast.com/patricia-heatons-history-of-outbursts-sandra-fluke-attack-no-anomaly

Bitch probably wanted to fuck Rush Limbaugh too.

Whoa, thanks R14. Damn, have to rethink watching her shows. I hate how things get so political, but anybody that thinks Rush Limbaugh is intelligent is just not worth supporting.

DL fav. Eye roll. Okaaay.

DL fav. Eye roll. Okaaay.

[quote]She should of just kept the age vague like Lucy Carter.

Oh, DEAR.

I never thought she was particularly conservative (she's obviously not anti-gay, given the storylines on "The Middle"), but rather just uber-Catholic, and therefore very anti-abortion.

Didn't she have a show on the Food Network? What happened to that?

I have an episode pitch if any writers for the show are reading. Here it is:

It’s a busy day on rotations and Patty H.’s dogs are barking. As she sits to rest her aching feet a hot colleague gives her a foot rub. He starts licking and sniffing her toes, and then rubbing it against his crotch. “EW!” She screams as he cums. “Med school is gross”. A code blue in the ER causes her to get dragged into a room where a man has been shot by a rival gang member. As she tries to help stabilize him, the gang member comes in with MAC 10, and she catches a round in the ribs. “Ow!” She says, “med school is kicking my ass!” Bleeding profusely, she staggers to intake desk to get a glass of water and maybe some gauze. As she commiserates with the hot male night nurse, a homeless man staggers up to her, visits on her face and then stabs her with a syringe. Turns out he’s HIV positive.

Breathing her last, she flops on a gurney with one eye open. The night nurse comes over and holds her hand and leans down. She thinks he’s about to kiss her when he whispers in her ear, “I’m gay, you stupid Republicunt. And I hate your shrieking bitch voice.” “I should have gone to law school.” She whines, as the nurse lowers a pillow firmly yet tenderly over her face”.

If that happens in every episode then I’ll watch.

SPITS in her face, not visits.

R21

She should have replaced Rosanne.

I hope she has to do an abortion on her new show.

[quote]Didn't she have a show on the Food Network? What happened to that?

It ran for two season, then ended. It was called "Patricia Heaton Parties." Some of her food did look pretty good.

I thought a fun show, would have been her and Reba as sisters, who move in with one another and have to take care of their elderly mother played by Carol Burnett.

Patricia Heaton

Kyle MacLachlan

Jean-Luc Bilodeau

This will end in tears.

I guess the "Sue" spinoff of "The Middle" is dead. I was kind of looking forward to it, if only for Brad.

the funniest thing about it is that a senior citizen will be playing 50.

Has she mentioned that she's Catholic and that her three boys went to Catholic school?

She and her conservative ass needs to be shunned.

A Summer midseason replacement is a Hail Mary for pilot season. She needs to go away.

Isn’t she famously pro-Trump?

REPUBLICUNT

I was kinda interested until I scrolled down and saw she was a rightwinger.

Throw wire hangers at that pro life whore

Oh, I hate her for all the grocery commercials.

Will the new show have the obligatory slacker son in his underwear, too?

[quote]A Summer midseason replacement is a Hail Mary for pilot season.

Huh? Her show is a new fall series (September) on CBS.

She would be drop dead perfect as Patsey Ramsey in Hallmark Christmas Comes to Boulder!

Patsy*, Patty ( new on DL), Patricia ( the bitchier version of Patsy)

When she burns her MAGA cap, I’ll watch.

“Patsy Heaton” is her new DL name!

[quote] This bitch has had every cosmetic procedure known to man but she won't get her fucking ears pinned?

The best was when she went after Michelle Pfeiffer and made some digs about her plastic surgery, only to have her ass handed back to her with before and after photos of her own.

I've never gotten the appeal. She always seems cold.

[quote]She always seems cold.

And old.

R39 with Candy Bure as the deliciously miscast JonBenet!

Joaquin Phoenix as Burke, naturally.

John Ramsey would have to be someone who is loathed and repulsive to all the 5 senses, James Woods?

The only actress who can really BECOME JonBenet is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Give me a few years R48. I’ll need to age into it.

What about ME? I’m the original daddy’s girl.

R45 with Candy Bure deliciously miscast as JonBenet*

Uh oh

hell no......she is a right wwing Christian !!!!!!

"Everybody Hates Heaton"

Well, the show is pretty awful so you do t have to watch it. Ham fisted and fake laughter, just awful.