What scent are you wearing to the office tomorrow?

Oooof the worst! My wack job mother used to wear that crap. I never noticed the bottle looks like a sex toy.

Kinda free

Kinda now....

CHARLIE!

Jean Naté

Giorgio Beverly Hills, baby!

Sensual ... but not too far from innocence

SHIT!

Just a few spritzes of Drakkar Noir on my butthole.

My feets smell like Poison

Electric Youth

Ass-n-Stanksleeve Eau de Parfum

Enjoli, of course

Tabu ... because I'M A WHORE

4711 - Cologne from Köln

I ran some bitches down in my Alfa Romeo after sprayin' some Rive Gauche on mah cooter

Brut. By Faberge.

What else?

I'm the car.

It's called OOMPH!

Sperm n poppers

[quote] Sperm n poppers

She said perfume scent, not what your breath smells like.....

OP, this is just for you.

When I spray Wind Song by Prince Matchabelli on my Lady Potato, all the boys come running!

When I spray Beautiful by Estee Lauder on my Cooter Nubbin' all the boys come running!!

When I spray half a bottle of Angel by Mugler deep inside in my Bratwurst Papoose, I get it ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!

Jovan Musk. “If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't be here."

WHORE ... For Who She Is

[quote] WHORE ... For Who She Is

Oh, honey. There were only 5 words and you still didn't quite land it right. Bless your heart.

"WHORE.....For She Who Is!"

Prada Infusion D'Iris

When I go to the Senate I wear White Diamonds, like any respectable lady. My gentleman callers can't get enough of it!

Gin & Regrets

Avon's Here's My Hole

Reo, the first fragrance exclusively for gay men!

METROPOLISH BY ESHTÉE LAUDER

I have to beat the guys off at the office.

Charlie, cuz I'm kinda free and kinda wow

Youth Dew on my Red Door

Complicit.

Your Windsong stays on my mind, OP.

Im wearing California Dreamin’

[quote]Jean Naté

For people who want to take CHARGE of their LIFE!

lol this thread is great! I'm embarassed I answered in earnest.

jjjjj

R36 that gave me some good chucks.

You can technically still purchase new Windsong dusting powder but it's a poor imitation reformulation by a totally different company, so unrecognisable it may as well have a different name. Same with Yardley & Tosca. I'd love to smell the original Windsong again, it was so light & fresh & beautiful in a classic way.

You can keep your 70s & 80s commode waters; I've been on the hunt for scent-dupes of 50s & 60s classics, lately. If anyone can direct me to a product today that smells just like Charles of the Ritz bath oil or Faberge powder did back then, I'd be most grateful.

Ebano

Avon Sweet Honesty and nothing else.

Tom Ford

Noir for Men

Malibu Musk, to hide that stinky pussy scent!

Avon Sweet Honesty and nothing else.

Summers Eve...I also douche with it

Jontue. Sensual, but not too far from innocence

What do we think Miss Lindsey wears?

Vanilla extract behind ear lobes .

Helenesque, of course.

[R46] I take a whiff of sweet honesty as I disclose my status to lovers

I'm wearing FIERCE by Abercrombie. My initials are Mrs. Carter.

Lady Stetson, why not, I’m working from home.

R4, if you're wearing Giorgio, we should be able to smell you from 1000 feet away!

My Malibu Musk.

Patchouli oil.

Anyone gives me the fish eye, they get a fist in their face.

Degema

Scoundrel, bitches!

My date loves this when I wear this to our dates at TCBY. He drives us there in his Ford Escort!

I wear Chaz because I'm so BUTCH

Jovan - Grass Oil

Jean Nate dear!

I bought a bottle of Le de Givenchy for the husbear's mother who loved it back in the day. Doesn't smell a thing like the original. Is it China pumping out these faux fragrances?

^ The classics have all been reformulated to comply with IFRA regulations.