Regress to fifth grade!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It’s in HIS PISS
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Regress to fifth grade!
If you wanna know
If he loves you so
It’s in HIS PISS
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 25, 2019 3:20 PM |
Groove is in the fa-aaa-ah ah ah ahrt
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 7, 2019 9:38 AM |
My ass adored you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My ass adored you...
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 7, 2019 9:40 AM |
Oh God I strained my dick!
This is how all of us 9-year-olds sang ELO's Strange Magic.
Also, Big Old Jet Airliner became a Dingalo Vagina.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 7, 2019 9:53 AM |
You’ve given me a culo
And every day I thank you love
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 7, 2019 10:06 AM |
She’s got electric boobs.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 7, 2019 11:57 AM |
That's me in the men's room
That's me in the fifth stall
Losing my erection.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 7, 2019 12:00 PM |
Fuck it, Suck it
Pick it up and lick it
turn around and show me where to stick it
turn your face away, from my white shooting spray
take all my white hot dribbling cum
Now turn aRound, I'll stick it up your bum
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 7, 2019 5:09 PM |
Hung men! There's no need to feel down
I said, Hung Men! Pick yourself off the ground........
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 7, 2019 6:13 PM |
Levis! Levis have seen a lotta love but they're never gonna see another one like I had with you....
Levis!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 7, 2019 6:14 PM |
I love him, I love him, I love him!
And where he goes I’ll swallow, I’ll swallow, I’ll swallow...
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 23, 2019 10:01 PM |
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of Reverend Mother.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 23, 2019 10:05 PM |
Look around, everywhere you turn there's butt-ache
It's everywhere that you go.....
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 23, 2019 10:06 PM |
I know there's pain-plus
When you don't lube up your an-us
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 23, 2019 10:08 PM |
From the eldergay vault"
"Suffocation, Remco Suffocation.
Suffocation, the game we love to play.
First you take a plastic bag, then you take a rubber band.
Over your head, now you're dead.
Wheeeeeeee!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 23, 2019 10:22 PM |
Twinkies ...
Ring Dings ...
Ho-Hos ....
FAT GIRL!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 23, 2019 11:57 PM |
Lust ...
Sex-citing and nude!
Climb in bedddddd ....
You'll be expecting soon!
The FUCK Boat ....
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 23, 2019 11:58 PM |
There’s a bathroom on the right....
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 24, 2019 1:39 AM |
Hit me with your best shot
Hit me with your cum shot
Fffffire away!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 24, 2019 1:42 AM |
She wore a raspberry beret The kind you find in a second hand store A raspberry beret Because she was blind she didn’t wear much more.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 24, 2019 5:21 PM |
r18 My husbands substitutes “Hit me with your wet twat”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 25, 2019 10:38 AM |
Instead of "I wish that I had Jessie's girl " I would sing that "I wish that I was Jessie's girl" funny thing is I have zero desire to be female, just I wanted Jessie more than Jessie's girl.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 25, 2019 3:13 PM |
R19 Or "She made a raspberry puree."
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