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Substitute Lyrics!

Regress to fifth grade!

If you wanna know

If he loves you so

It’s in HIS PISS

by Anonymousreply 22July 25, 2019 3:20 PM

Groove is in the fa-aaa-ah ah ah ahrt

by Anonymousreply 1July 7, 2019 9:38 AM

My ass adored you

Though I never laid a hand on you

My ass adored you...

by Anonymousreply 2July 7, 2019 9:40 AM

Oh God I strained my dick!

This is how all of us 9-year-olds sang ELO's Strange Magic.

Also, Big Old Jet Airliner became a Dingalo Vagina.

by Anonymousreply 3July 7, 2019 9:53 AM

You’ve given me a culo

And every day I thank you love

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by Anonymousreply 4July 7, 2019 10:06 AM

She’s got electric boobs.

by Anonymousreply 5July 7, 2019 11:57 AM

That's me in the men's room

That's me in the fifth stall

Losing my erection.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 7, 2019 12:00 PM

Fuck it, Suck it

Pick it up and lick it

turn around and show me where to stick it

turn your face away, from my white shooting spray

take all my white hot dribbling cum

Now turn aRound, I'll stick it up your bum

by Anonymousreply 7July 7, 2019 5:09 PM

Hung men! There's no need to feel down

I said, Hung Men! Pick yourself off the ground........

by Anonymousreply 8July 7, 2019 6:13 PM

Levis! Levis have seen a lotta love but they're never gonna see another one like I had with you....

Levis!

by Anonymousreply 9July 7, 2019 6:14 PM

I love him, I love him, I love him!

And where he goes I’ll swallow, I’ll swallow, I’ll swallow...

by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2019 10:01 PM

Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of Reverend Mother.

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2019 10:05 PM

Look around, everywhere you turn there's butt-ache

It's everywhere that you go.....

by Anonymousreply 12July 23, 2019 10:06 PM

I know there's pain-plus

When you don't lube up your an-us

by Anonymousreply 13July 23, 2019 10:08 PM

From the eldergay vault"

"Suffocation, Remco Suffocation.

Suffocation, the game we love to play.

First you take a plastic bag, then you take a rubber band.

Over your head, now you're dead.

Wheeeeeeee!

by Anonymousreply 14July 23, 2019 10:22 PM

Twinkies ...

Ring Dings ...

Ho-Hos ....

FAT GIRL!

by Anonymousreply 15July 23, 2019 11:57 PM

Lust ...

Sex-citing and nude!

Climb in bedddddd ....

You'll be expecting soon!

The FUCK Boat ....

by Anonymousreply 16July 23, 2019 11:58 PM

There’s a bathroom on the right....

by Anonymousreply 17July 24, 2019 1:39 AM

Hit me with your best shot

Hit me with your cum shot

Fffffire away!

by Anonymousreply 18July 24, 2019 1:42 AM

She wore a raspberry beret The kind you find in a second hand store A raspberry beret Because she was blind she didn’t wear much more.

by Anonymousreply 19July 24, 2019 5:21 PM

r18 My husbands substitutes “Hit me with your wet twat”

by Anonymousreply 20July 25, 2019 10:38 AM

Instead of "I wish that I had Jessie's girl " I would sing that "I wish that I was Jessie's girl" funny thing is I have zero desire to be female, just I wanted Jessie more than Jessie's girl.

by Anonymousreply 21July 25, 2019 3:13 PM

R19 Or "She made a raspberry puree."

by Anonymousreply 22July 25, 2019 3:20 PM
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