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I'm Yvonne, and this is it!

Ask me anything.

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by Anonymousreply 114February 25, 2021 8:16 PM

Who the fuck are you? And why should I give a fuck?

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2019 10:14 PM

Have you ever smelled your own cunt?

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2019 10:14 PM

How deep is your pussy?

by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2019 10:15 PM

Do you get hard-ins often?

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2019 10:15 PM

Stake it, Yvonne, just stake it!

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2019 10:17 PM

Were you a man once?

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2019 10:18 PM

My name is Yvonne also; do you like your name?

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2019 10:20 PM

Still working at the same gym? Giving same lessons?

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2019 10:22 PM

LOVE YOU YVONNE! How can I prevent a charley horse?

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2019 10:22 PM

I was born a biological female, r6. And I work at a women-only health club, for biological women ONLY. No apologies!

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2019 10:23 PM

When the Golden Girls adopted your aerobics regimen, could you ever have predicted Rose would be the one who outlived the rest?

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by Anonymousreply 11June 23, 2019 10:32 PM

Are you a lesbian?

by Anonymousreply 12June 23, 2019 10:33 PM

[quote] My name is Yvonne also; do you like your name?

I do! Why don't you?

[quote] Still working at the same gym? Giving same lessons?

Yes, and yes. And selling expensive workout gear. That's where the real money gets made.

[quote] LOVE YOU YVONNE! How can I prevent a charley horse?

If you're serious about preventing a Charley Horse, you need to stay hydrated and keep the muscles stretched.

by Anonymousreply 13June 23, 2019 10:34 PM

How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 14June 23, 2019 10:36 PM

[quote] When the Golden Girls adopted your aerobics regimen, could you ever have predicted Rose would be the one who outlived the rest?

No.

But maybe there's something to be said for sweats and PF Flyers after all.

by Anonymousreply 15June 23, 2019 10:38 PM

Does your pussy smell like vodka and regret?

by Anonymousreply 16June 23, 2019 10:38 PM

Don't buy into Yvonne's deception bitches. Birth name = Charley.

Yvonne, just come clean. Those shoulders do not lie.

by Anonymousreply 17June 23, 2019 10:40 PM

Yvonne, tell us all about the virtues of whirlybirds!

by Anonymousreply 18June 23, 2019 10:41 PM

[quote] Are you a lesbian?

I work here.

[quote] How old are you?

28 forever.

by Anonymousreply 19June 23, 2019 10:42 PM

Does your pussy stink? I'm forming a support group.

by Anonymousreply 20June 23, 2019 10:42 PM

How deep is your pussy?

by Anonymousreply 21June 23, 2019 10:43 PM

[quote] Yvonne, just come clean. Those shoulders do not lie.

Do these jiggly bouncers lie?

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by Anonymousreply 22June 23, 2019 10:45 PM

Please stop posting this silly pic all over DL for months.

by Anonymousreply 23June 23, 2019 10:47 PM

Yvonne have you ever fingered yourself in the gym?

by Anonymousreply 24June 23, 2019 10:49 PM

Why are you NOT answering all the questions, "Yvonne?"

by Anonymousreply 25June 23, 2019 10:52 PM

[quote] Yvonne, tell us all about the virtues of whirlybirds!

Well...with lift and thrust supplied by rotors, a whirlybird can take off and land vertically, hover, and fly forward, backward, and laterally!

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by Anonymousreply 26June 23, 2019 10:54 PM

Yvonne, how can I best prevent jiggle and bounce?

by Anonymousreply 27June 23, 2019 10:56 PM

[quote] Please stop posting this silly pic all over DL for months.

Oh dear. I guess after some "months" it would be ok to post it again!

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by Anonymousreply 28June 23, 2019 10:58 PM

I'm the only Yvonne anyone will ever need

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by Anonymousreply 29June 23, 2019 11:10 PM

Don’t listen to the negative Nancys, Yvonne.

They’re not serious about losing weight like we are - never have been, never will be.

by Anonymousreply 30June 23, 2019 11:13 PM

[quote] Yvonne, how can I best prevent jiggle and bounce? —The Senatrice

In your case Miss Graham, see the link.

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by Anonymousreply 31June 23, 2019 11:31 PM

[quote] Don’t listen to the negative Nancys, Yvonne. They’re not serious about losing weight like we are - never have been, never will be.

I agree.

To all the misogynistic trannies asking questions about my pussy: You type fat.

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by Anonymousreply 32June 23, 2019 11:39 PM

I do! Why don't you?

It always sounded like an older persons name. Also, in my culture you're called by your middle name and I like that name a great deal. It feels more like me.

by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2019 12:20 AM

Do you think it's cute, making fun of snarky, sexy and stupid old ladies, Yvonne? DO YOU?

by Anonymousreply 34June 24, 2019 1:10 AM

^ Why, yes.

by Anonymousreply 35June 24, 2019 5:33 AM

How many leotards do you own? And also, do protein drinks really improve workout stamina?

by Anonymousreply 36June 24, 2019 5:38 AM

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by Anonymousreply 37June 24, 2019 5:40 AM

How many producers did you have to fuck to get on Golden Girls?

by Anonymousreply 38June 24, 2019 5:52 AM

Yvonne, are leg warmers here to stay?

by Anonymousreply 39June 24, 2019 6:05 AM

Yvonne, is that a spiral perm?

Is Eduardo your hairdresser?

by Anonymousreply 40June 24, 2019 6:38 AM

[quote] How many leotards do you own? And also, do protein drinks really improve workout stamina?

About a dozen leotards, along with headbands, wrist bands, leg warmers, and most importantly, sports training bras to minimize jiggle and bounce.

As for protein drinks, they do nothing but add calories to your diet. Save your money and get yourself a pair of workout shoes, a bargain at $85.

[quote] How many producers did you have to fuck to get on Golden Girls?

I can't say. But baring my jiggle and bounce in the teen sex comedy "Private Resort" was definitely a stepping stone.

[quote] Yvonne, are leg warmers here to stay?

In the time and place where I exist yes, leg warmers forever!

[quote]Yvonne, is that a spiral perm? Is Eduardo your hairdresser?

It's an Ogilvie home perm, if you must know. And Eduardo's is one of those places for little old ladies. I'd never go there.

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by Anonymousreply 41June 24, 2019 4:54 PM

This is the worst thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 42June 24, 2019 5:00 PM

R43 = fat

by Anonymousreply 43June 24, 2019 6:24 PM

Oops.

The bell tolls for me.

- r43

by Anonymousreply 44June 24, 2019 6:24 PM

Yvonne, at that resort, did you get to spank Rob Morrow after this DL poster took her turn?

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by Anonymousreply 45June 24, 2019 6:53 PM

The flouncing and hissing that the Yvonne troll causes will never fail to amuse me.

by Anonymousreply 46June 24, 2019 6:59 PM

[quote] Yvonne, at that resort, did you get to spank Rob Morrow after this DL poster took her turn?

Let's just say I wasn't the only one with jiggle and bounce on the set of Private Resort.

by Anonymousreply 47June 24, 2019 8:08 PM

Did you ever scissor with Marg-yoo-REET? And then did she put a curse on you when you dumped her?

by Anonymousreply 48June 24, 2019 8:26 PM

I still look fabulous because I have the cup OF TIME!!!

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by Anonymousreply 49June 24, 2019 8:36 PM

[quote] Did you ever scissor with Marg-yoo-REET? And then did she put a curse on you when you dumped her?

Listen, Marguerite and I don't go for that freaky stuff.

by Anonymousreply 50June 24, 2019 10:16 PM

This is the best thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 51June 24, 2019 10:52 PM

If you had the power to give anyone a Charley Horse, who would it be?

by Anonymousreply 52June 24, 2019 11:38 PM

R47: Did Johnny have jiggle and bounce or was he more solid? And do all the young men at that resort always take all their clothes off? Did you recommend this as a new form of male exercise wear, perhaps so they could be free to do more strenuous whirlybirds?

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by Anonymousreply 53June 25, 2019 12:08 AM

Depp was so fuckably cute back then.

Then came the cigarettes, tattoos and heavy drugs....

by Anonymousreply 54June 25, 2019 12:10 AM

[quote] If you had the power to give anyone a Charley Horse, who would it be?

That chunky orange 'tard (and I don't mean leotard!) in the White House while he's scarfing down a bucket of KFC.

by Anonymousreply 55June 25, 2019 2:13 AM

[quote] Did Johnny have jiggle and bounce or was he more solid?

As the mother of my good friend Dorothy's black daughter-in-law would say, that Johnny was nothing but "a skinny white boy."

[quote] And do all the young men at that resort always take all their clothes off?

No. Some of them prudishly held giant Valentine hearts over themselves wherever they went.

[quote] Did you recommend this as a new form of male exercise wear, perhaps so they could be free to do more strenuous whirlybirds?

One of the many reasons women-only health clubs exist, is so we can avoid seeing men's whirlybirds whirlybirding all over the place.

by Anonymousreply 56June 25, 2019 2:23 AM

Yvonne, why didn’t Estelle ask you to appear in her workout video?

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by Anonymousreply 57June 25, 2019 4:03 AM

^ I wasn't old and fat enough, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 58June 25, 2019 4:41 AM

But seriously r57, that video is bizarre and hilarious. What is it from?

by Anonymousreply 59June 25, 2019 4:43 AM

How does it feel to drive an unfunny joke so far into the ground you've landed in China?

by Anonymousreply 60June 25, 2019 10:26 PM

Yvonne, don't take this the wrong way but you look like a murder victim from the early '90s. Not anyone specific just in general.

by Anonymousreply 61June 26, 2019 12:21 AM

Don’t listen to these fat hogs, Yvonne!

by Anonymousreply 62June 26, 2019 2:01 AM

Yvonne, your hair is magnificent. How do you do it?

by Anonymousreply 63June 26, 2019 2:11 AM

[quote] How does it feel to drive an unfunny joke so far into the ground you've landed in China?

Feels good knowing even one of my humorless critics couldn't resist setting me up to say something about JACKHAMMERS.

Whoo!

by Anonymousreply 64June 26, 2019 2:37 PM

You’ve done an upper decker haven’t you?

by Anonymousreply 65June 26, 2019 3:00 PM

[quote]Yvonne, your hair is magnificent. How do you do it?

Drop and give me 20!

I answered that at r41.

by Anonymousreply 66June 27, 2019 5:14 AM

[quote]Yvonne, don't take this the wrong way but you look like a murder victim from the early '90s. Not anyone specific just in general.

Well many of us late 80s/early 90s gals had a big, messy, tangled perm.

by Anonymousreply 67July 2, 2019 9:55 PM

Yvonne, what’s your favorite fragrance? Do you get all bougie and wear Poison, or are you fun and flirty with a spritz of Exclamation?

by Anonymousreply 68July 2, 2019 11:03 PM

^ Exclamation, of course!

That pink and black packaging! That exclamation point! That drugstore bargain price!

Whoo!

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by Anonymousreply 69July 4, 2019 12:20 AM

Am I a bad person because until just now I thought that was a shot of Tom Hanks in the sitcom her was in where he and Peter Scolari had to dress up like women and assumed that "Yvonne" was the name he used when he was in drag?

by Anonymousreply 70July 4, 2019 12:24 AM

R79 You’re not a bad person, you’re just drawn that way.

by Anonymousreply 71July 4, 2019 1:14 AM

I want more Yvonne!!! What are some exercises that executives can do in their offices to tone up?

by Anonymousreply 72August 23, 2019 2:51 AM

^ Never exercise at the office, Connie, unless you wear a leotard to work.

Only wear a blazer with shoulder pads to work. But pack a gym bag so you can change into a spandex leotard at the health club *after* work.

And don't forget to pack a sports training.... Ahh, you know the rest...

by Anonymousreply 73August 24, 2019 8:55 PM

This is the worst thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 74August 24, 2019 9:15 PM

I'm Yvonne and This Is Still IT!

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by Anonymousreply 75August 24, 2019 9:46 PM

Thx Yvonne! Us busy corporate gals can always use the help.

by Anonymousreply 76August 25, 2019 12:29 AM

[quote] I a bad person because until just now I thought that was a shot of Tom Hanks in the sitcom her was in where he and Peter Scolari had to dress up like women and assumed that "Yvonne" was the name he used when he was in drag? —YourMillennialFriend

That's OK, Millennial. You were still in diapers when I was wearing leotards and leg warmers.

by Anonymousreply 77September 6, 2019 1:17 AM

Yvonne, I wake up multiple times each night sending that the world is teetering on the brink of catastrophe with unprecedented climate change, rising global nationalism, record wealth disparities, floods of refugees, and an imbecilic, racist, narcissistic kleptocrats holding the most powerful position on the planet.

I sometimes long for the era of The Golden Girls, even though it shared temporal space with the worst of the AIDS crisis, the crack epidemic, and everyday, publicly accepted hatred of gay people like me.

Will some new workout wear bring me not only the momentary escape of nostalgia and a release of endorphins, but also genuine peace of mind?

by Anonymousreply 78September 6, 2019 1:32 AM

^ Every generation thinks the world is coming to an end and that civilization peaked when they, or their parents, were children.

Nostalgia is a dangerous mindset.

But to your question, and I may lose some money on this, but new workout gear isn't going to help.

Get out there and whirlybird! Even in sweats and PF Flyers, if you must.

Regular exercise will improve your mood immensely.

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by Anonymousreply 79November 15, 2019 9:09 PM

Yvonne, do you drink cocktails? If so, name your poison.

by Anonymousreply 80November 15, 2019 9:14 PM

Which of them did you go down on, Yvonne? All of them? Even the 85-year-old?

by Anonymousreply 81November 15, 2019 9:22 PM

[quote] Yvonne, do you drink cocktails? If so, name your poison.

No. The only bar I go to, is the juice bar.

by Anonymousreply 82November 16, 2019 1:19 AM

Could aerobics have given sour Frieda Claxton a more vibrant lifestyle, and even, perhaps, prevented her premature demise?

by Anonymousreply 83November 16, 2019 1:24 AM

Charly horse!

by Anonymousreply 84November 16, 2019 1:52 AM

Frieda Claxton did sign up for my aerobics class, taking advantage of the One Month Free introductory offer and then quitting. She criticized my routines and was mean and nasty to the other club members. She REFUSED to whirlybird, and would stop in the middle of class, fold her arms across her chest and scowl at me until the next move, like winshield wipers or something, and then she'd resume the routine. Very bizarre woman. I was not sorry to hear she dropped dead.

by Anonymousreply 85November 16, 2019 2:33 PM

Well, Yvonne you're much younger than most of these posters on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 86November 16, 2019 2:45 PM
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by Anonymousreply 87November 16, 2019 2:52 PM

This is the worst thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 88November 16, 2019 2:57 PM

This is the *most hilarious* thread of all time.

by Anonymousreply 89November 16, 2019 11:04 PM

[quote] Which of them did you go down on, Yvonne? All of them? Even the 85-year-old?

Grow up, Stan.

by Anonymousreply 90November 18, 2019 12:07 AM

This is my pussy and this is it!

by Anonymousreply 91November 18, 2019 10:59 PM

Yvonne:

Tell us about playing Lily Munster.

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by Anonymousreply 92November 18, 2019 11:37 PM

Yvonne, do you miss being an aerobics instructor, or are you happier now, as Bradley Cooper?

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by Anonymousreply 93November 19, 2019 12:11 AM

When, where and why?

by Anonymousreply 94November 19, 2019 12:17 AM

The One Where 55 Year Old DLers Channel Their Inner Middle Schooler

"How deep is your pussy?"

I'm still cracking up from that one hours later.

by Anonymousreply 95November 19, 2019 12:17 AM

I’m 55 and full of life!

by Anonymousreply 96November 19, 2019 12:20 AM

I'm happy to see people who are SERIOUS about making this thread funny.

Whoo!

by Anonymousreply 97November 19, 2019 2:26 AM

Outtakes from the lost episode "Coco's Charley Horse"

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by Anonymousreply 98November 19, 2019 3:13 AM

[quote] Tell us about playing Lily Munster. -Larry King

Well Larry, it was nice not having to get a perm. And I could hide any weight gain under the long flowing dresses. But, it was really hard to whirlybird in those things.

by Anonymousreply 99November 19, 2019 10:09 PM

Yvonne, how and when did you get to meet Charley's horse? Charley told me only I was allowed to see him and play with him.

by Anonymousreply 100November 20, 2019 5:10 AM

^ No Rose, that was a traveling salesman named Chuck who gets around. Ask Blanche, she knows.

by Anonymousreply 101November 21, 2019 9:15 PM

I dare not ask that slut, Blanche, anything. The last time I mentioned Chuck she replied with a filthy limerick using his name. The woman wears too much make-up and is a cheap whore.

by Anonymousreply 102November 21, 2019 9:19 PM

Is that really Charles Levin in r98's pic?

by Anonymousreply 103November 26, 2019 3:21 AM

R103 No, that's Levin's stunt double.

by Anonymousreply 104November 26, 2019 3:49 AM

[quote] I’m 55 and full of life!

Whoo!

by Anonymousreply 105December 16, 2019 9:39 PM

I'm sheltering at home, girls.

Unproductively scrolling and trolling DL.

Gettin' my Yvonne back on.

by Anonymousreply 106April 30, 2020 2:45 AM

Yeah!!! Go Yvonne! Try this workout, I’m doing it daily.

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by Anonymousreply 107April 30, 2020 3:04 AM

[quote] Yvonne, do you miss being an aerobics instructor, or are you happier now, as Bradley Cooper?

Just what are you trying to say?

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by Anonymousreply 108May 25, 2020 10:24 PM

Yvonne reminds me of weather guy Rob Marciano (at right in link below).

Yvonne, has any one ever compared you to Rob Marciano?

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by Anonymousreply 109May 25, 2020 10:28 PM

^ Why, yes!

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by Anonymousreply 110May 25, 2020 10:31 PM

Yvonne, toots: Don't you think words like "whirlybird" and "jackhammer" encourage a little too much of the wrong type a...ATMOSPHERE?

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by Anonymousreply 111May 26, 2020 1:06 AM

Yvonne, have any home workout tips? My CrossFit gym is closed!!!

by Anonymousreply 112December 10, 2020 3:06 AM

Yvonne, we haven't seen you in a while. Have you managed to stay disease free during the pandemic?

by Anonymousreply 113December 10, 2020 3:07 AM

^ I'm in great shape, thanks for asking!

As for home workout tips: be careful not to hit the ceiling when you whirlybird.

by Anonymousreply 114February 25, 2021 8:16 PM
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