Ask me anything.
Who the fuck are you? And why should I give a fuck?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 23, 2019 10:14 PM |
Have you ever smelled your own cunt?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 23, 2019 10:14 PM |
How deep is your pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 23, 2019 10:15 PM |
Do you get hard-ins often?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 23, 2019 10:15 PM |
Stake it, Yvonne, just stake it!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 23, 2019 10:17 PM |
Were you a man once?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 23, 2019 10:18 PM |
My name is Yvonne also; do you like your name?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 23, 2019 10:20 PM |
Still working at the same gym? Giving same lessons?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 23, 2019 10:22 PM |
LOVE YOU YVONNE! How can I prevent a charley horse?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 23, 2019 10:22 PM |
I was born a biological female, r6. And I work at a women-only health club, for biological women ONLY. No apologies!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 23, 2019 10:23 PM |
When the Golden Girls adopted your aerobics regimen, could you ever have predicted Rose would be the one who outlived the rest?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 23, 2019 10:32 PM |
Are you a lesbian?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 23, 2019 10:33 PM |
[quote] My name is Yvonne also; do you like your name?
I do! Why don't you?
[quote] Still working at the same gym? Giving same lessons?
Yes, and yes. And selling expensive workout gear. That's where the real money gets made.
[quote] LOVE YOU YVONNE! How can I prevent a charley horse?
If you're serious about preventing a Charley Horse, you need to stay hydrated and keep the muscles stretched.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 23, 2019 10:34 PM |
How old are you?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 23, 2019 10:36 PM |
[quote] When the Golden Girls adopted your aerobics regimen, could you ever have predicted Rose would be the one who outlived the rest?
No.
But maybe there's something to be said for sweats and PF Flyers after all.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 23, 2019 10:38 PM |
Does your pussy smell like vodka and regret?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 23, 2019 10:38 PM |
Don't buy into Yvonne's deception bitches. Birth name = Charley.
Yvonne, just come clean. Those shoulders do not lie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 23, 2019 10:40 PM |
Yvonne, tell us all about the virtues of whirlybirds!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 23, 2019 10:41 PM |
[quote] Are you a lesbian?
I work here.
[quote] How old are you?
28 forever.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 23, 2019 10:42 PM |
Does your pussy stink? I'm forming a support group.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 23, 2019 10:42 PM |
How deep is your pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 23, 2019 10:43 PM |
[quote] Yvonne, just come clean. Those shoulders do not lie.
Do these jiggly bouncers lie?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 23, 2019 10:45 PM |
Please stop posting this silly pic all over DL for months.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 23, 2019 10:47 PM |
Yvonne have you ever fingered yourself in the gym?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 23, 2019 10:49 PM |
Why are you NOT answering all the questions, "Yvonne?"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 23, 2019 10:52 PM |
[quote] Yvonne, tell us all about the virtues of whirlybirds!
Well...with lift and thrust supplied by rotors, a whirlybird can take off and land vertically, hover, and fly forward, backward, and laterally!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 23, 2019 10:54 PM |
Yvonne, how can I best prevent jiggle and bounce?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 23, 2019 10:56 PM |
[quote] Please stop posting this silly pic all over DL for months.
Oh dear. I guess after some "months" it would be ok to post it again!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 23, 2019 10:58 PM |
Don’t listen to the negative Nancys, Yvonne.
They’re not serious about losing weight like we are - never have been, never will be.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 23, 2019 11:13 PM |
[quote] Yvonne, how can I best prevent jiggle and bounce? —The Senatrice
In your case Miss Graham, see the link.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 23, 2019 11:31 PM |
[quote] Don’t listen to the negative Nancys, Yvonne. They’re not serious about losing weight like we are - never have been, never will be.
I agree.
To all the misogynistic trannies asking questions about my pussy: You type fat.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 23, 2019 11:39 PM |
I do! Why don't you?
It always sounded like an older persons name. Also, in my culture you're called by your middle name and I like that name a great deal. It feels more like me.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 24, 2019 12:20 AM |
Do you think it's cute, making fun of snarky, sexy and stupid old ladies, Yvonne? DO YOU?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 24, 2019 1:10 AM |
^ Why, yes.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 24, 2019 5:33 AM |
How many leotards do you own? And also, do protein drinks really improve workout stamina?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 24, 2019 5:38 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 24, 2019 5:40 AM |
How many producers did you have to fuck to get on Golden Girls?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 24, 2019 5:52 AM |
Yvonne, are leg warmers here to stay?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 24, 2019 6:05 AM |
Yvonne, is that a spiral perm?
Is Eduardo your hairdresser?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 24, 2019 6:38 AM |
[quote] How many leotards do you own? And also, do protein drinks really improve workout stamina?
About a dozen leotards, along with headbands, wrist bands, leg warmers, and most importantly, sports training bras to minimize jiggle and bounce.
As for protein drinks, they do nothing but add calories to your diet. Save your money and get yourself a pair of workout shoes, a bargain at $85.
[quote] How many producers did you have to fuck to get on Golden Girls?
I can't say. But baring my jiggle and bounce in the teen sex comedy "Private Resort" was definitely a stepping stone.
[quote] Yvonne, are leg warmers here to stay?
In the time and place where I exist yes, leg warmers forever!
[quote]Yvonne, is that a spiral perm? Is Eduardo your hairdresser?
It's an Ogilvie home perm, if you must know. And Eduardo's is one of those places for little old ladies. I'd never go there.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 24, 2019 4:54 PM |
This is the worst thread of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 24, 2019 5:00 PM |
R43 = fat
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 24, 2019 6:24 PM |
Oops.
The bell tolls for me.
- r43
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 24, 2019 6:24 PM |
Yvonne, at that resort, did you get to spank Rob Morrow after this DL poster took her turn?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 24, 2019 6:53 PM |
The flouncing and hissing that the Yvonne troll causes will never fail to amuse me.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 24, 2019 6:59 PM |
[quote] Yvonne, at that resort, did you get to spank Rob Morrow after this DL poster took her turn?
Let's just say I wasn't the only one with jiggle and bounce on the set of Private Resort.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 24, 2019 8:08 PM |
Did you ever scissor with Marg-yoo-REET? And then did she put a curse on you when you dumped her?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 24, 2019 8:26 PM |
I still look fabulous because I have the cup OF TIME!!!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 24, 2019 8:36 PM |
[quote] Did you ever scissor with Marg-yoo-REET? And then did she put a curse on you when you dumped her?
Listen, Marguerite and I don't go for that freaky stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 24, 2019 10:16 PM |
This is the best thread of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 24, 2019 10:52 PM |
If you had the power to give anyone a Charley Horse, who would it be?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 24, 2019 11:38 PM |
R47: Did Johnny have jiggle and bounce or was he more solid? And do all the young men at that resort always take all their clothes off? Did you recommend this as a new form of male exercise wear, perhaps so they could be free to do more strenuous whirlybirds?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 25, 2019 12:08 AM |
Depp was so fuckably cute back then.
Then came the cigarettes, tattoos and heavy drugs....
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 25, 2019 12:10 AM |
[quote] If you had the power to give anyone a Charley Horse, who would it be?
That chunky orange 'tard (and I don't mean leotard!) in the White House while he's scarfing down a bucket of KFC.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 25, 2019 2:13 AM |
[quote] Did Johnny have jiggle and bounce or was he more solid?
As the mother of my good friend Dorothy's black daughter-in-law would say, that Johnny was nothing but "a skinny white boy."
[quote] And do all the young men at that resort always take all their clothes off?
No. Some of them prudishly held giant Valentine hearts over themselves wherever they went.
[quote] Did you recommend this as a new form of male exercise wear, perhaps so they could be free to do more strenuous whirlybirds?
One of the many reasons women-only health clubs exist, is so we can avoid seeing men's whirlybirds whirlybirding all over the place.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 25, 2019 2:23 AM |
Yvonne, why didn’t Estelle ask you to appear in her workout video?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 25, 2019 4:03 AM |
^ I wasn't old and fat enough, obviously.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 25, 2019 4:41 AM |
But seriously r57, that video is bizarre and hilarious. What is it from?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 25, 2019 4:43 AM |
How does it feel to drive an unfunny joke so far into the ground you've landed in China?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 25, 2019 10:26 PM |
Yvonne, don't take this the wrong way but you look like a murder victim from the early '90s. Not anyone specific just in general.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 26, 2019 12:21 AM |
Don’t listen to these fat hogs, Yvonne!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 26, 2019 2:01 AM |
Yvonne, your hair is magnificent. How do you do it?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 26, 2019 2:11 AM |
[quote] How does it feel to drive an unfunny joke so far into the ground you've landed in China?
Feels good knowing even one of my humorless critics couldn't resist setting me up to say something about JACKHAMMERS.
Whoo!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 26, 2019 2:37 PM |
You’ve done an upper decker haven’t you?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 26, 2019 3:00 PM |
[quote]Yvonne, your hair is magnificent. How do you do it?
Drop and give me 20!
I answered that at r41.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 27, 2019 5:14 AM |
[quote]Yvonne, don't take this the wrong way but you look like a murder victim from the early '90s. Not anyone specific just in general.
Well many of us late 80s/early 90s gals had a big, messy, tangled perm.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 2, 2019 9:55 PM |
Yvonne, what’s your favorite fragrance? Do you get all bougie and wear Poison, or are you fun and flirty with a spritz of Exclamation?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 2, 2019 11:03 PM |
^ Exclamation, of course!
That pink and black packaging! That exclamation point! That drugstore bargain price!
Whoo!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 4, 2019 12:20 AM |
Am I a bad person because until just now I thought that was a shot of Tom Hanks in the sitcom her was in where he and Peter Scolari had to dress up like women and assumed that "Yvonne" was the name he used when he was in drag?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 4, 2019 12:24 AM |
R79 You’re not a bad person, you’re just drawn that way.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 4, 2019 1:14 AM |
I want more Yvonne!!! What are some exercises that executives can do in their offices to tone up?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 23, 2019 2:51 AM |
^ Never exercise at the office, Connie, unless you wear a leotard to work.
Only wear a blazer with shoulder pads to work. But pack a gym bag so you can change into a spandex leotard at the health club *after* work.
And don't forget to pack a sports training.... Ahh, you know the rest...
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 24, 2019 8:55 PM |
This is the worst thread of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 24, 2019 9:15 PM |
Thx Yvonne! Us busy corporate gals can always use the help.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 25, 2019 12:29 AM |
[quote] I a bad person because until just now I thought that was a shot of Tom Hanks in the sitcom her was in where he and Peter Scolari had to dress up like women and assumed that "Yvonne" was the name he used when he was in drag? —YourMillennialFriend
That's OK, Millennial. You were still in diapers when I was wearing leotards and leg warmers.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 6, 2019 1:17 AM |
Yvonne, I wake up multiple times each night sending that the world is teetering on the brink of catastrophe with unprecedented climate change, rising global nationalism, record wealth disparities, floods of refugees, and an imbecilic, racist, narcissistic kleptocrats holding the most powerful position on the planet.
I sometimes long for the era of The Golden Girls, even though it shared temporal space with the worst of the AIDS crisis, the crack epidemic, and everyday, publicly accepted hatred of gay people like me.
Will some new workout wear bring me not only the momentary escape of nostalgia and a release of endorphins, but also genuine peace of mind?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 6, 2019 1:32 AM |
^ Every generation thinks the world is coming to an end and that civilization peaked when they, or their parents, were children.
Nostalgia is a dangerous mindset.
But to your question, and I may lose some money on this, but new workout gear isn't going to help.
Get out there and whirlybird! Even in sweats and PF Flyers, if you must.
Regular exercise will improve your mood immensely.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 15, 2019 9:09 PM |
Yvonne, do you drink cocktails? If so, name your poison.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 15, 2019 9:14 PM |
Which of them did you go down on, Yvonne? All of them? Even the 85-year-old?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 15, 2019 9:22 PM |
[quote] Yvonne, do you drink cocktails? If so, name your poison.
No. The only bar I go to, is the juice bar.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 16, 2019 1:19 AM |
Could aerobics have given sour Frieda Claxton a more vibrant lifestyle, and even, perhaps, prevented her premature demise?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 16, 2019 1:24 AM |
Charly horse!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 16, 2019 1:52 AM |
Frieda Claxton did sign up for my aerobics class, taking advantage of the One Month Free introductory offer and then quitting. She criticized my routines and was mean and nasty to the other club members. She REFUSED to whirlybird, and would stop in the middle of class, fold her arms across her chest and scowl at me until the next move, like winshield wipers or something, and then she'd resume the routine. Very bizarre woman. I was not sorry to hear she dropped dead.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 16, 2019 2:33 PM |
Well, Yvonne you're much younger than most of these posters on this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 16, 2019 2:45 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 16, 2019 2:52 PM |
This is the worst thread of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 16, 2019 2:57 PM |
This is the *most hilarious* thread of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 16, 2019 11:04 PM |
[quote] Which of them did you go down on, Yvonne? All of them? Even the 85-year-old?
Grow up, Stan.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 18, 2019 12:07 AM |
This is my pussy and this is it!
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 18, 2019 10:59 PM |
Yvonne:
Tell us about playing Lily Munster.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 18, 2019 11:37 PM |
Yvonne, do you miss being an aerobics instructor, or are you happier now, as Bradley Cooper?
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 19, 2019 12:11 AM |
When, where and why?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 19, 2019 12:17 AM |
The One Where 55 Year Old DLers Channel Their Inner Middle Schooler
"How deep is your pussy?"
I'm still cracking up from that one hours later.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 19, 2019 12:17 AM |
I’m 55 and full of life!
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 19, 2019 12:20 AM |
I'm happy to see people who are SERIOUS about making this thread funny.
Whoo!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 19, 2019 2:26 AM |
Outtakes from the lost episode "Coco's Charley Horse"
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 19, 2019 3:13 AM |
[quote] Tell us about playing Lily Munster. -Larry King
Well Larry, it was nice not having to get a perm. And I could hide any weight gain under the long flowing dresses. But, it was really hard to whirlybird in those things.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 19, 2019 10:09 PM |
Yvonne, how and when did you get to meet Charley's horse? Charley told me only I was allowed to see him and play with him.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 20, 2019 5:10 AM |
^ No Rose, that was a traveling salesman named Chuck who gets around. Ask Blanche, she knows.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 21, 2019 9:15 PM |
I dare not ask that slut, Blanche, anything. The last time I mentioned Chuck she replied with a filthy limerick using his name. The woman wears too much make-up and is a cheap whore.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 21, 2019 9:19 PM |
Is that really Charles Levin in r98's pic?
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 26, 2019 3:21 AM |
R103 No, that's Levin's stunt double.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 26, 2019 3:49 AM |
[quote] I’m 55 and full of life!
Whoo!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 16, 2019 9:39 PM |
I'm sheltering at home, girls.
Unproductively scrolling and trolling DL.
Gettin' my Yvonne back on.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 30, 2020 2:45 AM |
Yeah!!! Go Yvonne! Try this workout, I’m doing it daily.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 30, 2020 3:04 AM |
[quote] Yvonne, do you miss being an aerobics instructor, or are you happier now, as Bradley Cooper?
Just what are you trying to say?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 25, 2020 10:24 PM |
Yvonne reminds me of weather guy Rob Marciano (at right in link below).
Yvonne, has any one ever compared you to Rob Marciano?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 25, 2020 10:28 PM |
Yvonne, toots: Don't you think words like "whirlybird" and "jackhammer" encourage a little too much of the wrong type a...ATMOSPHERE?
by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 26, 2020 1:06 AM |
Yvonne, have any home workout tips? My CrossFit gym is closed!!!
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 10, 2020 3:06 AM |
Yvonne, we haven't seen you in a while. Have you managed to stay disease free during the pandemic?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 10, 2020 3:07 AM |
^ I'm in great shape, thanks for asking!
As for home workout tips: be careful not to hit the ceiling when you whirlybird.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 25, 2021 8:16 PM |