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Fitting End for the Trump Administration

Yes, yes they all deserve jail time but let's give them the poetic justice endings they deserve.

Don the Con has a stroke tweeting on the toilet - Elvis meets covefefe.

Ivanka is sent to some 4th tier smog-ridden city in China where she has to work in a sweatshop producing her crappy merchandise.

Melania - I mean, donkey show right? At least this donkey won't talk about how great he is.

Don Jr/ Eric - hunted on a preserve, the chiclet teeth and helmet hair are saved as trophies.

Pence - openly gay and proud but also pregnant all the time? Gives birth to a butt baby once a week and is never allowed to abort.

Who else gets what they deserve?

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2019 10:42 AM

Stephen Miller - vacation in Dominican Republic

by Anonymousreply 1June 20, 2019 4:13 AM

Scott Pruitt forced to move to the Fukushima Nuclear powerplant in Japan.

by Anonymousreply 2June 20, 2019 4:47 AM

Kelly Anne Conway forced to pick blueberries for the rest of her life.

by Anonymousreply 3June 20, 2019 5:12 AM

McConnell forced to make copies of the Constitution for the New Democratic super majority legislators.

by Anonymousreply 4June 20, 2019 5:18 AM

Sarah Huckabee Sanders - an introduction of her to Jame Gumb

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2019 5:20 AM

Mrs. Mnuchin works as a greeter at Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 6June 20, 2019 8:28 AM

Barr - stripped of his law licence, all his prestige and forced out of whatever swanky enclave he currently lives into the dreadful suburbs with deplorables

by Anonymousreply 7June 20, 2019 8:38 AM

McConnell ending up as the main ingredient in a turtle soup.

by Anonymousreply 8June 20, 2019 8:48 AM

La Senatrix's stage play of Gone With The Wind, staring Lindsay Graham as Scarlett O'Hara, getting the worst reviews ever.

by Anonymousreply 9June 20, 2019 8:49 AM

Starring Lindsay Graham (staring at that guy is punishment for everybody else!).

by Anonymousreply 10June 20, 2019 8:50 AM

Roger Stone & Alex Jones. Death by murder suicide. Turns out they were lovers. Conservative Brokeback Mountain.

by Anonymousreply 11June 20, 2019 8:52 AM

Steve Bannon. Trampled to death by an alt-right rally by his own men.

by Anonymousreply 12June 20, 2019 8:54 AM

Sorry,

Steve Bannon. Trampled to death AT an alt-right rally by his own men.

by Anonymousreply 13June 20, 2019 8:55 AM

Jared, deemed unfuckable by every spy and foreign minister in the Middle East, publicly shamed and in a first, Harvard rescinds a diploma.

by Anonymousreply 14June 20, 2019 9:14 AM

Putin drinking Polonium Tea by accident. Oooops! How could that have happened?

by Anonymousreply 15June 20, 2019 9:17 AM

Stripped of all assets and forced to live in a rat-infested tenement in Detroit for the rest of their lives. With no health insurance. Every last one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 16June 20, 2019 9:20 AM

Betsy DeVos trapped in an escape room that she could've get out of is she had some wits and basic US history knowledge.

by Anonymousreply 17June 20, 2019 9:25 AM

Paul Ryan dying from an infection he caught from a filthy gym work-out bench.

by Anonymousreply 18June 20, 2019 9:27 AM

Chris Christie crushed by a collapsing bridge while eating greasy street food.

by Anonymousreply 19June 20, 2019 9:29 AM

John Bolton: forcibly seized and transfered from DC and woken up in Azadi Square, Tehran. Getting sodomized by a herd of Persian elephants for public entertainment and eventually pulverized by enriched uranium from Fordow Fuel Enrichment Plant. His ash is pissed on by Iranian trans whose sex changes sponsored by the Office of the Supreme Leader.

by Anonymousreply 20June 20, 2019 9:48 AM

Just have them all imprisoned in a latrine with shit up to their ankles. And no beds.

by Anonymousreply 21June 20, 2019 10:16 AM

R11 too quick

by Anonymousreply 22June 20, 2019 10:18 AM

Aaron Schock. Jo video leaked by gays. Oh wait —

by Anonymousreply 23June 20, 2019 10:20 AM

Lock them up, OP, lock them all up and don't stop at the Oval Office the way we did with Mr. Nixon. This time they ALL go to jail.

by Anonymousreply 24June 20, 2019 10:21 AM

But, R21, how will they sleep?!!

by Anonymousreply 25June 20, 2019 10:30 AM

Great thread this is the modern version of Dantes Inferno.

by Anonymousreply 26June 20, 2019 10:42 AM
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