I woke up my husband at 2 in the morning to tell him that Terry Melcher had died.
I was sure he would have wanted to know right away.
I was wrong.
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I woke up my husband at 2 in the morning to tell him that Terry Melcher had died.
I was sure he would have wanted to know right away.
I was wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 20, 2019 3:45 AM |
My idiot friend pranked me a year or so ago and told me Liza had died, and I started crying. Then he felt super guilty and told me she hadn't, but I still thought he was lying, so I had to hurry and search online to verify.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 20, 2019 2:57 AM |
I hope you dropped that friend, R1, or at least caused him some harm in return.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 20, 2019 3:00 AM |
Do not, I repeat, do NOT joke about Liza dying until it actually happens.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 20, 2019 3:05 AM |
I thought I had mild gayvoice but I've only started to notice how queeny my voice is.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 20, 2019 3:08 AM |
I asked that my face be used for a $3 bill for our company's casino night function.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 20, 2019 3:12 AM |
I was a very pretty boy and recognised as such. At an 8th grade soccer game, a guy scratched my face. (Not sure how or if on purpose but there was a bit of blood.) I threw my hands to my face and screamed "My FACE!" My buddies didn't let me forget that for a long time. Luckily I was good at sports and intelligent and was never ostracised as a "fairy".
MY FACE!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 20, 2019 3:19 AM |
OP That is momentous news, I would be very, very angry at anyone who didn't wake me up to tell me that Terry Melcher had died.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 20, 2019 3:29 AM |
If you saw the products in my medicine cabinet youd think they belonged to a 65 year old woman and not a 30 something year old dude.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 20, 2019 3:38 AM |
A 30 somethnig dude with a prolapsed rectum, a thyroid imbalance, and exzema
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 20, 2019 3:44 AM |
Now, if someone woke you up to tell you Terry Lester died, that's uber-gay!
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