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What's the best way to clean and soften my hands?

Is it Palmolive? Or do you have another suggestion?

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by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2019 3:05 AM

Oh hon, you're soaking in it!

by Anonymousreply 1June 19, 2019 6:00 PM

The blood of 100 Hungarian virgins can't be overestimated.

by Anonymousreply 2June 19, 2019 6:02 PM

Fish oil will soften them. Not even kidding. I watched the documentary "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" in which the subject, an octogenarian, has hands looking forty years younger. He wears white gloves to protect them from the sun's UV rays, and he used to spend forty minutes of his day massaging fish flesh to make it soft and tender for sushi and sashimi.

Just make sure you don't go near any cats.

by Anonymousreply 3June 19, 2019 6:04 PM

Madge was a professional, dammit!

by Anonymousreply 4June 19, 2019 7:39 PM

Coconut oil mixed with granulated sugar. Exfoliate and moisturize at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 5June 20, 2019 3:05 AM
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