I learned about the Russian composer Dmitri Shostakovitch.
That the pearls draw attention to the non existent bosom.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 19, 2019 4:56 PM |
But the chain makes everyone notice those square, manly hips!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 19, 2019 4:57 PM |
When in doubt, just hang a sign saying "Too Ugly to Live" from your hump.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 19, 2019 4:59 PM |
You can't win everyone over - no matter how nice to them you are or how many danish you bring them.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 19, 2019 5:07 PM |
That a picnic basket is gay.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 19, 2019 6:09 PM |