Great Lines from Porn Movies

Dorothy Parker is green with envy.

An R1 for the ages. Bravo!

Did you just spit champagne on my pussy?

Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?!

Put that motherfucker in your mouth.

Jeff Stryker in Bigger than Life.

'You guys realise this is rape? But if you do it really good I won't tell my pa', Grease Guns

This were a real nice clambake!

"Service me!" -- Ken Ryker, The Back Room

"I want it TIGHT!" -- Jeff Stryker, any of his films

I see you looking at my big dick, but don't get any ideas. Hey, I said you could look only. Suck that big dick! Suck it!

You like that big cock doncha!

"Unnnhhhhh... aaaahhhh... eeeeahhhhhh... unnnhhhhhh..."

--Dawson, from any of his films

"You used to be in porn, you used to be big."

- "I still am big, it's the porn that got small."

" Boy I told you to suck his cock! Did I stutter bitch?"- a black female coach to two white football players.

You're my aaron boy! Now get your pricey cockgobbling dirty hole over here and empty my nuts.

I took a gender studies course and there was a short section on porn.

We had to watch and analyze about 5 porn movies. The stock music was so hilarious but catchy that we would hum it while walking on campus.

[quote] I took a gender studies course and there was a short section on porn. We had to watch and analyze about 5 porn movies.

I hope it was at a public university! Tax dollars well spent.

In a bukkake vid when everyone was releasing on the rent boy, a voice from the crowd says, "My kids wanna play with your kids!"

An amateur film - old school Broke straight boys. A guy named Sean I believe was humping away in another twinks hole. Up behind him James (the one with the Cheshire Cat tatoo) crawls and slips his dick all the way into sean’s hole. Sean bolts up straight and shouts out

“good morning!”

In Deep Throat, IIRC, a guy is going down on a girl, and the woman sitting next to them on the couch pulls out a cig and says, "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

"Damn, I can't find my tape measure and I need to cut this board down to eight inches."

There was a famous gay porn star in the late 80s/early 90s who would always say the weirdest things. Maybe someone here can remember his name. He had dark hair and he died a while ago. I recall a scene in which he looked at the bottom's asshole and said, "You're a prize! I'm going to open you like a prize!" which caused the bottom to look away from the camera so that we couldn't see him laughing.

I think his first name was John.

In another porno scene with different performers that was set in a jail cell, a guy was blowing another guy and remarked, "I love licking your bally wallys" which was pretty weird and memorable.

Jon Vincent?

I always laughed in a scene where Chris Steele lies on a bed and this big, muscle bound guy comes in and Chris is all like "yeah, I want you to fuck me." and the guy opens up his pants to reveal one of the smallest dicks I've ever seen in my life. Chris sneers and says "you call that a big dick? I'm fucking you." He grabs him, bends him down, and makes the man his bitch.

It always cracks me up. I kinda felt bad for the tiny dicked guy.

Yes, Jon Vincent is who I was thinking of. He always said weird stuff in pornos.

Jon Vincent was often a turn on because, besides the great body and ass and big dick, he was such a filthy talker. But I agree, sometimes he said weird shit.