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I'm a 2nd cousin of John McEnroe. Im from the Irish side and only met him once, but he was great. Through John I'm also claiming Tatum O'Neal, Ryan O'Neal and throw in Farrah too.

^Greedy, leave some for the rest of us. Like OP I claim association via a friend - whose partner played piano for Elvis.

Do you also claim Redmond, R1?

R3 Nah keep him over there. The Irish side of the family here have enough troublemakers. We don't need the further shame.

Aren't you 4 steps away, OP?

Billy > band guy > friend's dad > friend > you.

No one I care to mention.

sorry, OP, no undeserved sense of accomplishment here.

Cousin of Lana Turner

Wow. Did you know her?!

The police have shot and arrested anyone near to me

Related to a famous actor - he's now old, but was hot back in the day. He is nothing but trouble and always has been. I've meet him only twice because he is my dad's age, and always lived away.

Once I was in an elevator with Faye Dunaway and she dropped her scarf. I picked it up and she said thank you coquettishly.

I'm the second cousin of the Zoning Law Officer of Chagrin Falls, Ohio.

I knew Lana, but I didn't wasn't around her much.

So who rubbed out Johnny S?

I once dated Cheryl. And I also slept with your friend Julie. Cheryl's pussy did indeed stink. And your friend Julie is such a cunt.

I went to school with Tyler from Fratmen. His videos came out a year after he graduated. He was totally off my radar and it wasn't even a big school. A year ahead of me, he must have bulked up right after graduation because he did not look like this in school. His older and younger brother were definitely on my radar.

I was 1 degree of separation from Kevin Bacon! He and Kyra Sedgwick sat in front of me at a movie in Provincetown.

I fucked Jason Sparks years ago. He didn't tell me he did porn until it was over. I looked him up after, but he hadn't started his ClubJasonSparksLive or whatever it's called.

Went to elementary school with Patty Duke.

Me > Friend > Kevin Bacon Me > Friend > Daryl Hall Me > Friend > Lin-Manual Miranda Me > Edmund Bacon > Kevin Bacon Me > Jaco Pastorius And so on. And yet I really know no one who’s famous.

I've spilled lots of splooge jerking off to Keanu Reeves over the years. Does that count?

OP, who was your friend’s dad? Was he in her touring band?

[quote] I was 1 degree of separation from Kevin Bacon! He and Kyra Sedgwick sat in front of me at a movie in Provincetown.

Isn’t that 0 degrees of separation? You could touch Kevin if you so wanted to.

Isn’t zero degrees of separation when the hung celebrity is inside you?

I went to a wedding at a facility on the mountainside to the West of Palm Springs. The band was “Les Brown and his Band of Renown”. He inherited the band name from his Dad, who played at my mother’s prom in Brooklyn.

I met Eartha Kitt when I was setting up for her show in Ptown about 1981. I had just learned that there was a pot plant growing wild in the parking lot, and she asked me to show it to her, as she’d never seen a pot plant before. Sounds fishy, but I believe that was what she said.

My uncle was best friends with Rita Hayworth and her brother Eddie.

I spent a weekend with Anna Nicole Smith‘s doctor (and others).

Big deal, R22. Who hasn't?

My father went to high school with Buddy Holly in Lubbock, TX. Didn't really know him, though.

You’re some strange fruit, OP.

I'm one degree of separation from HP Lovecraft. I knew one of his close friends many years ago.

We’re ALL three degrees from Billie Holiday if you think about it.

There is a famous literary story of blowjob linkages to Walt Whitman, the bicentennial of whose birth we have just celebrated. I think it goes like this: Edward Carpenter, then fairly young, received a blowjob from the then very elderly Walt Whitman in about 1887, and then lived to give a blowjob, as a very old man, to Allen Ginsberg or someone like that, in the 1940s, thus completing an unbroken BJ chain leading back to America's greatest poet.

As a little kid my family shared a duplex in Shaker Heights. Years later she went off to college she slept with Geraldo Rivera who was on campus for a speaking engagement

I molested the person who molested Lorna Luft.

R35 here. Sorry it’s late. The “she” I referred to was the daughter.

Well I am the Queen of England. Not related to her. I AM her. I AM THE QUEEN.

Me>cousin>Bill Gates

Me>cousin>RuPaul

Me>cousin>Mark Whalberg

Me>cousin>River Phoenix

R32 was the friend wacko too?

Me > Mark Shriver > Jackie Kennedy

Me > Mark Shriver > Bobby Kennedy > Marilyn Monroe

Me > Ashley Judd > Harvey Weinstein

Me > Ashley Judd > Barrack Obama

Me > Bill Clinton > Barbra Streisand

Me > Bill Clinton > JFK > Joan Crawford

Me > Bill Clinton > Barbra Streisand > JUDY!!!!

Me> Matt Bevin > Donald Trump.......

I was peeing at a urinal and Al Parker came in and peed next to me.

Me/Kaye Ballard/Carole Cook/Lucy

My Deplorable nephew pays an annual Christmas visit to the family of Deplorable James Woods, and has met Woods a few times.

He and his parents live in a Trump bubble where everyone around them seem to support Trump. I love my sister but can’t stand visiting, because those in the bubble can’t stop talking about Deplorable matters. My brother once called Obama a “hater”. That is such a warped statement, I didn’t know how to respond.

R42 how did you know it was him?

Jonathan Richman once left a message on my answering machine by mistake.

r46, what did he say on the message? I am obsessed with Jonathan.

A television personality “judge” sent me her tits via email. She shouldn’t have.

R47, it was back in the 80s and he was trying to call a local indie record store. Just left name and number but the voice was unmistakable.

Yes, the voice would be unmistakable.

I got drunk with writer Ann Beattie once.

My Auntie banged Bob Marley when he toured our country in the late 70s. So Me>Auntie>Bob Marley