I mean, this is so important! It will be with me for forever!
How does one pick an Authenticated Name?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | February 18, 2020 9:58 PM |
One cannot pick an Authenticated Name, OP. One must have an Authenticated Name thrust upon him/her/zher!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 14, 2019 1:50 PM |
It's easy to pick the perfect name - just like picking the perfect pair of Gap khakis!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2019 1:51 PM |
Mine is so awful, I'm never going to use it. But the stupid system wouldn't let me register without one. If they expect us to use them, they're going to need to let us change them.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2019 2:00 PM |
[quote]Mine is so awful, I'm never going to use it.
r4 Same.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2019 2:02 PM |
I chose a sexy literary figure.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2019 2:12 PM |
You pick a DL fav!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2019 2:12 PM |
I actually spent two days trying to come up with something really clever. I failed miserably.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2019 2:18 PM |
What are the implications of this?? Who will see it?? And how??
I demand to know what is going on.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2019 2:21 PM |
^^ [italic][bold]I want to speak to a manager!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2019 2:26 PM |
Back in the old days, along with your authenticated name, you could have a profile page here at Datalounge. You could include as much personal information as you wanted.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2019 2:31 PM |
MELANIAtheWHORE is my name. Now suck my toes, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2019 2:33 PM |
But could you present hole, r11?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2019 2:36 PM |
Someone the other day made the joke "authcunticated". Back in the day, didn't we actually say, "authentiCUNTed"? Can't quite recall now.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2019 2:39 PM |
I'm official, bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2019 3:02 PM |
r11 There's an implication that that might be available again one day.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2019 3:04 PM |
Easy peesy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2019 3:05 PM |
Mash up two things you like, perhaps something from music and something from literature.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2019 3:17 PM |
Some very clever ones here. I will ponder further and render my decision.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2019 3:32 PM |
Mine is very old and so am I!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2019 3:38 PM |
OP, I’m also convinced as they migrant to the new DL, I would be shocked if you can’t change your authentication name.
Be brave, be bold, be witty. Perhaps a twist of gallows humor even. OP, we toooooooooootally believe in you. You can do this bitch! Don’t marinate too long, it’s right there under the surface. Go for it!
I’ll check back in about an hour, if it isn’t done, you’ll spend the day in your room. Do not ask me if you can come out, you’re there until you get this done!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2019 3:41 PM |
I really hope there's an option to change it in the future because mine sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2019 3:51 PM |
Oh my god ... I think I've done it! I just had to slow down, and actually read the fine print.
Still, so very, VERY unsettling. And in many ways, unfair.
I shall speak more on this.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2019 3:55 PM |
R23, are you OP? Clarify.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2019 4:42 PM |
No, I am not OP.
But I am still not over the struggles and strains of birthing my new authenticated name, alone in the wilderness.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2019 4:50 PM |
Are being a registered user and being a paying user the same thing, or can you be the former without being the latter?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2019 4:51 PM |
I think they're the same (?) As a registered user, if you logged out you had to use your verification code to log back in. Now it has switched to an email and newly created password, which also gives you the option of creating an "authenticated name" that can appear in the "posted by - optional" box below post.
I don't see that anyhting else has changed - it's just a new way of signing into your account, if you have one. AND YOU PAY THE PRECIOUS $1.50M A MONTH (which would buy a pound cake AND A HALF at the Dollar Store.)
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2019 4:58 PM |
I've moved on. r27.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2019 5:03 PM |
I know you authenticated bitches will be logging in to make your nice comments, then logging out to cut people anonymously, then logging back in and acting as if your shit don't smell. We all know about you.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2019 5:04 PM |
Ask any formerly authenticated poster (other than Erna) and you’ll realize that you will be happier as anonymous. Think of the most deranged person you’ve ever come across in a thread and now imagine them following you around DL bringing up something you said months ago that proves you are a Russian bot or a freeper troll. No thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2019 5:08 PM |
OP press 9 or say 9 for customer service, there is a very long queue though, so please be patient.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2019 5:09 PM |
Not that I really mind, but I wonder what the reason is for the changes. Will they eventually take away "anonymous" posting? Maybe someone's bored and they want to see more infighting.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2019 5:11 PM |
[quote]Some very clever ones here.
Thank you
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 14, 2019 5:16 PM |
Just pick something that is incontrovertibly pure and joyful.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 14, 2019 5:19 PM |
OP, based on your post the obvious one for you is
MARY!!!!!!!!!!
(Count the exclamation marks to make yours unique.)
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 14, 2019 5:23 PM |
Another problem with “authentication” is everyone writes as if he think’s he’s going to become a DL legend. Dream on, losers. It ain’t that easy.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 14, 2019 5:26 PM |
not here...... but i used Kitty Twist as my user name in some stupid neighborhood web site, for referrals, 'news' but mostly endless arguing and bitching back and forth with other neighbors who disagreed with any and everything someone else posted..... i was told it was reported people did not recognize my name so pick another one.....no thanks, people with no motion picture knowledge.
when i previously used Percy Dovetonsils no one had a problem with it....
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 14, 2019 5:26 PM |
[quote]It will be with me for forever!
You can't change it?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 14, 2019 5:27 PM |
R34 At least mine is is no danger of becoming outdated.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 14, 2019 5:29 PM |
Çunt.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 14, 2019 5:29 PM |
Iss goot.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 14, 2019 5:32 PM |
What R32 said. This is obvious preparation for defending the site against Russian bots and troll farms as the next election draws closer. First they will implement the authenticated name throughout the system. And in 2020, it will be a requirement for posting here. Sad, but probably necessary.
It will work to filter out the bots and troll farms, so long as Muriel gets to work and stays on it. But it will suck the life out of the place. The theater related threads will be reduced to All That Chat levels.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 14, 2019 5:32 PM |
Mother!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 14, 2019 5:35 PM |
I was just going to post the same, r30. So many over the years stopped using their authenticated name. It was easy to stalk and abuse authenticated users.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 14, 2019 5:35 PM |
Excuse me!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 14, 2019 5:36 PM |
It's just like picking your nose. Dig deep.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 14, 2019 5:43 PM |
R27, where's the dollar store in Stoke on Trent?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 14, 2019 6:15 PM |
They aren’t Dollar Stores, r47.
In England, they are Poundtowns.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 14, 2019 6:18 PM |
^^^ As a big bottom I would love to visit Poundtown!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 14, 2019 6:19 PM |
Big Bottom drive me out of my mind!
How can I leave this behind?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 14, 2019 6:20 PM |
I would have chosen green for the authenticated names. It's a more pleasant color than red (which I associate with red tags).
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 14, 2019 6:22 PM |
R40 reminds me that Qui Etait Cette Cunt would be a fine option!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 14, 2019 7:01 PM |
Seeing as how I went through all the tsouris to stay here, I wanted to explain my AN: TheGuyByTheDoor.
When I was in HS I would bicycle to the public bathrooms secreted in the wooded parks around my home after school. This is when I was 16, way back in the last century. There was an absolute hierarchy to public restroom/cottage/tea room behavior because of the police. I was considered "chicken" AND off limits in the park. I got to hang out but nobody wanted to be caught with an underage guy AND in a gay clinch. My job was to hang around the the door, walk around the building and knock on the wall and walk off if I saw anyone who looked like police. Some of the rest rooms had picnic tables and I would meet other young guys, the big plus, and we would move on. I would let the congregants know I was leaving and they would send out another Guy By The Door.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 14, 2019 7:29 PM |
R53 Nobody gives a fuck you boring cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 14, 2019 7:31 PM |
[quote]I would have chosen green for the authenticated names. It's a more pleasant color than red (which I associate with red tags).
It's not even red. It's orange (my least favorite color).
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 14, 2019 7:41 PM |
Dear FranklinBouvier,
Being a boring cunt is an opinion.
Thank you for sharing yours.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 14, 2019 7:43 PM |
I care, GuyByTheDoor. Thank you for sharing.
I hope you eventually got a nice big juicy cock or a great suckjob, whichever you preferred.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 14, 2019 7:45 PM |
Tony, dear...
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 14, 2019 8:46 PM |
DL FACTCHECKER EXTRAORDINAIRE!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 14, 2019 8:48 PM |
I was FORCED to hyphenate
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 14, 2019 8:54 PM |
Poundtown, Poundland, Poundville who cares as long as I can get pounded there hard and often!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 14, 2019 8:55 PM |
[quote]It's easy to pick the perfect name - just like picking the perfect pair of Gap khakis!
I appreciate GapPlaylistsGuy for constantly doing self promo just by posting.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 14, 2019 8:57 PM |
R53 Fascinating social history interlude! Were their other terms associated with cottaging, which we don’t have an official name for in the states? What did they call tops, bottoms, the police?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 14, 2019 8:58 PM |
[quote]Tony, dear...ThatsTheJoke
Oh, I see.
Wow...it's weird being addressed here by my name, I almost jumped when I saw it
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 14, 2019 8:58 PM |
Should I be Fangirl #3? (I was Fangirl #3 back in the CMBYN days.) I look so awful in orange.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 14, 2019 9:01 PM |
Are we allowed to have spaces in our authenticated name?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 14, 2019 9:02 PM |
The thought of hyphenatia is thrilling!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 14, 2019 9:17 PM |
R62 omg 😲 no!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 14, 2019 9:23 PM |
Fuck you Kyle and "Morris"!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 14, 2019 9:32 PM |
[quote]Should I be Fangirl #3? (I was Fangirl #3 back in the CMBYN days.) I look so awful in orange.
"Fangurl" sounds and looks better.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 14, 2019 9:33 PM |
r58, one day there was one regular in the tea room and a really cute, blond swimmer guy rides up for the first time. We talk and he goes to a HS across town. There was a lot of "across town" trade who would never do anything in their own neighborhood and they would go "across town" where they would not be recognized. He was that delightful mix of scared and horny. I asked the regular to watch the door and as soon as we were alone in a stall, he yanked my shorts down and blew me like he was starved for oxygen. He swallowed, smiled, gave me a little taste of myself and left. It was a teenage fantasy come true. It lasted about three minutes. BUT IT WAS MEMORABLE.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 14, 2019 9:36 PM |
Erna
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 14, 2019 9:36 PM |
Ernita
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 14, 2019 9:37 PM |
Oh, and he jerked off into my shorts while they were down. It was oddly enjoyable.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 14, 2019 9:38 PM |
Huh.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 14, 2019 9:38 PM |
R65 - MARY!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 14, 2019 9:40 PM |
R73/R76 One simply could not ask for more! Sounds perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 14, 2019 9:41 PM |
SupercuntMother
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 14, 2019 9:45 PM |
[quote][R65] - MARY!
NO! Tony!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 14, 2019 9:46 PM |
Damn! I just thought of the perfect name, but I'm already registered. Can I change my name? Please, Muriel?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 14, 2019 9:48 PM |
The suggestion box has been removed For Your Convenience, r83.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 14, 2019 9:50 PM |
R83 Just sign up with a different email.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 14, 2019 10:00 PM |
Me too R83. I had to change it slightly but I'd like to know who took a name I've been using for years.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 14, 2019 10:09 PM |
R80, just shorten it it to ThunderCunt.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 14, 2019 10:45 PM |
[quote]r51 I would have chosen green for the authenticated names. It's a more pleasant color than red (which I associate with red tags).
[quote]r56 It's not even red. It's orange (my least favorite color)
The color reminds me of the commie reds. What EXACTLY is going on here??
[bold][italic] I WANT TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER ! !
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 14, 2019 11:17 PM |
Yeah, I registered already but was considering poundmetoo
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 14, 2019 11:19 PM |
Maybe....
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 14, 2019 11:22 PM |
I didn't care what I picked as my username because I don't plan on ever using it.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 15, 2019 12:06 AM |
You're never madcap, are you, r91?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 15, 2019 12:12 AM |
I thought about making mine "OP," but I felt the same way as r91 and just chose something random and blah.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 15, 2019 12:12 AM |
I would prefer not to.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 15, 2019 12:20 AM |
My choice was easy. Quintana Roo was already taken.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 15, 2019 12:21 AM |
What's so unusual about YouStoleMyGoddamnHouse is that YouStoleMyGoddamnHouse is exposing himself as an RHOBH fan outside of a RHOBH thread, which is something they rarely, if ever, do.
Interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 15, 2019 12:42 AM |
If you are unhappy with your registered name can't you just type in a name like I just did below, not my authenticated name.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 15, 2019 12:51 AM |
I dont know what the hell I was thinking with mine...
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 15, 2019 12:54 AM |
Whatever it is, your name should be unique and euphonious.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | June 15, 2019 12:57 AM |
I want a redo.
Who do I speak to?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | June 15, 2019 1:04 AM |
r96 Oh, here we go, the drama's already started. Cliques and exclusive threads are next, no doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | June 15, 2019 1:11 AM |
Has anyone taken CallMeByMyAuthenticatedName ?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | June 15, 2019 1:14 AM |
Mine is not clever. It's just the first thing that came to mind.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | June 15, 2019 1:36 AM |
Mine is just one of my many interests but one that I can go to for both tasteful and whorish occasions.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | June 15, 2019 1:39 AM |
r96 I have ZERO shame about my Real Housewives contributions and vast knowledge (BH and NY only). Zero I say!
I should, I don't. Hence...(evil laugh)...
by Anonymous | reply 105 | June 15, 2019 1:59 AM |
R99 Like a pair of earrings!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | June 15, 2019 2:04 AM |
Here's the thing. Whilst it is true that using AN’s opens the gate to asshole-stalkers, the flip side is that it really creates a more “fleshed out” cast of characters. I realized today that I’ve been in this hellhole for ten years, and it was the regulars who truly caught my eye when I first found this place. Don’t you wonder what BlueAgave looked like? Or PornChick? Or SilverSlippers? We all know VOTN HAD to be tall, thin, and reedy and that Kelt absolutely had fiery red hair. That’s how I see them in my mind’s eye.
It’s reading a great novel vs. an anonymous board — one is much richer, and brother, I love decadence.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | June 15, 2019 4:34 AM |
I am a dues paying member always logged in and I don't have an authenticated name and don;t want one. I like being anonymous and some times like to use silly names for fun.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | June 15, 2019 4:41 AM |
R108, we need peekaboo posters like you too!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | June 15, 2019 4:49 AM |
r99, did you steal that from The Music Man or something?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | June 15, 2019 5:11 AM |
I don't know if I like mine. Perhaps I'll sign up with a different email address to change it.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | June 15, 2019 5:17 AM |
Am I a frau or a fraud? Cast me as you will...
by Anonymous | reply 112 | June 15, 2019 5:30 AM |
[quote]I would have chosen green for the authenticated names. It's a more pleasant color than red (which I associate with red tags).
That's a good point.
Green might show up better, too.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | June 15, 2019 5:38 AM |
Muriel getting the orange out in time for marching season.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | June 15, 2019 5:45 AM |
YET WE STILL HAVE NO EDIT FUNCTION!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | June 15, 2019 7:04 AM |
[quote]Green might show up better, too.
It's green when you hover. Muriel giveth, but she mostly taketh away.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | June 15, 2019 7:27 AM |
I chose mine in the moment. Having some remorse now. "Oh my sides!" is what my pick would have been if I had a few minutes to think, and if we could have "special characters". I will likely end up using the Anonymous dump anyway That said, I'm happy we at least have signature options.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | June 15, 2019 7:35 AM |
This is fun!
by Anonymous | reply 118 | June 15, 2019 7:43 AM |
Mine is a variation on my real name and a name I've used on various other forums but I googled it and there's someone else out there using this name on Twitter, so maybe he's about to get loads of abuse.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | June 15, 2019 8:06 AM |
If I had one it would be "Ask daddy!".
by Anonymous | reply 120 | June 15, 2019 8:43 AM |
[quote] ... Some of the rest rooms had picnic tables...
R53, the feng shui of that is remarkably bad. Revolting, really.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 15, 2019 1:09 PM |
[quote]Some of the rest rooms had picnic tables
I hope there were at least disposable tablecloths.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 15, 2019 1:30 PM |
What is this about? Is DL changing?
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 15, 2019 1:35 PM |
Yes r123, drink your coffee. It is.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 15, 2019 2:38 PM |
What's old is new again. DL used to have authenticated names.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 15, 2019 2:49 PM |
I wouldn't mind a tweak of the design as well, quite frankly.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 15, 2019 3:16 PM |
I don't see it? Do you have to sign up? Why would I want this?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 15, 2019 3:18 PM |
Will Muriel give us avatars too?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 15, 2019 3:19 PM |
r127 Because you can't see link previews or create threads without registering first.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 15, 2019 3:21 PM |
[quote]Will Muriel give us avatars too?
Gif avatars.
I can see them already (eye-roll)
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 15, 2019 3:22 PM |
It should have been green.....
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 15, 2019 3:22 PM |
r131 It is green in my browser? What colour do you see?
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 15, 2019 3:24 PM |
Difficult colour, green.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 15, 2019 3:25 PM |
Yanny, r132.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 15, 2019 3:28 PM |
I think the signatures should be lavender.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 15, 2019 3:32 PM |
[quote]did you steal that from The Music Man or something?
It's from "I Love Lucy."
And your gay card is on probation.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 15, 2019 4:05 PM |
i can create threads without a name
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 15, 2019 4:08 PM |
r137 Can you see the link previews, though?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | June 15, 2019 4:09 PM |
R119 Or just loads!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | June 15, 2019 4:12 PM |
I toyed with AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs but the hissing from the resident DL grammar prisspots would have likely done me in. The reference wasn't "me" enough anyway, and it is all about ME, bitches!
I'm on Kim's side on this issue anyway, so it worked out.
I would love to hear more from posters who picked a name and why. Also, if you picked one you feel is lame, don't be shy. Tell us! It's fun. You don't *have* to use it to post, only to login, so you have nothing to lose.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | June 16, 2019 3:12 AM |
I was going to be Natalie Portmanteau but went for this instead.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | June 16, 2019 3:27 AM |
Future Authenticunts of Datalounge,
When choosing your new nom de guerre, keep in mind that you’ll be able to add parentheticals to suit every occasion.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | June 16, 2019 3:35 AM |
Omg!! Like this?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | June 16, 2019 3:43 AM |
Just make something up. Dang
by Anonymous | reply 144 | June 16, 2019 3:47 AM |
What if I see someone using my Authenticated Deadname and experience dysphoria?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | June 16, 2019 3:49 AM |
ButchAssurance
by Anonymous | reply 146 | June 16, 2019 3:54 AM |
You're all RILLY gauche
by Anonymous | reply 147 | June 16, 2019 3:56 AM |
Well, I managed it. Somehow.
I am now Maiden-Aunts-Brigade, instead of just MaidenAuntsBrigadeAlternate.
It will give my decrees and pronouncements more OOMPH. And no one else had stepped up.
Top THAT.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | June 16, 2019 3:56 AM |
Here goes. I think I hate the name I picked, too.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | June 16, 2019 3:58 AM |
Good choice. Evocative.
Vividly so, in fact.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | June 16, 2019 4:00 AM |
I submit this as the anthem for those of us who recklessly, foolishly mis-chose “nearly there” names.
You’ll get through this!
#Don’tGiveUpTheFight
by Anonymous | reply 151 | June 16, 2019 4:04 AM |
R149, are you a Bonzo Dog Band fan? Your name is a line they used in one of their songs.
Mrs. Betty Pench was playing the trombone when she heard a knock on the door. "I wonder who that is at 11 o'clock in the morning?" she thought, and cautiously opened the door. Instead of the turbanned ruffian she expected she found a very nice young man. "Mrs. Pench, you've won the car contest, would you like a Triumph Spitfire or three thousand in cash?" She smiled. Mrs. Pench took the money. "What will you do with it all, not that it's any of my business?" he giggled. "I think I'll become an alcoholic," said Betty
by Anonymous | reply 152 | June 16, 2019 5:15 AM |
r149 - you have found me out.
"Rhinocratic Oaths" is my favorite song from my favorite band.
Very astute.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | June 16, 2019 6:07 PM |
Hello, my brother (or sister) R149
by Anonymous | reply 154 | June 16, 2019 8:34 PM |
I hate and fear change, bitches.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | June 17, 2019 11:34 PM |
I guess it's coming. Gotta do it soon.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | June 21, 2019 12:37 PM |
I, too, would like my old authenticated name. It said it was already taken.
It was! By me! The hell.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | June 21, 2019 1:00 PM |
It took me forever to decide, DL, but then I couldn't log on at all, and had to make the leap.
So I remain forever yours,
by Anonymous | reply 158 | June 28, 2019 3:07 AM |
(PS, I'm OP)
by Anonymous | reply 159 | June 28, 2019 3:07 AM |
I nearly picked "Nutloaf"
by Anonymous | reply 160 | June 28, 2019 3:14 AM |
R160 I also considered Vagina Cape or Sara's Vagina Cape but that felt too specific, as did Sissy's Pizza Bread.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | June 28, 2019 3:15 AM |
I couldn't make up my mind between Arlene Francis or Bennet Cerf.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | June 28, 2019 3:18 AM |
R162, Is that you cousin DeForest?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | June 28, 2019 3:23 AM |
When will someone claim [bold]Soft Butch Sous Chef[/bold] ?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | June 28, 2019 3:32 AM |
R162 that’s perfect!! I wish I’d picked that one!!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | June 28, 2019 3:33 AM |
Damn, I should have tried for MurderousFattyOnTheLam
by Anonymous | reply 166 | June 28, 2019 3:38 AM |
We should have usedy stripper names. I think it was something about the name of your pet in the street you lived on at some point. That would’ve been amusing.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | June 28, 2019 3:40 AM |
Well, R149 and R152, the whole family’s here! Might as well do the Trouser Press, baby!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | June 28, 2019 3:41 AM |
Tried to be clever and failed miserably. I should have known better.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | June 28, 2019 3:45 AM |
I much prefer being anonymous. With names, people on forums start hating each other and forming cliques.
I'll use mine here this one time, special occasion. Basically my name with a flourish. Yeah, baby!
by Anonymous | reply 171 | June 28, 2019 4:15 AM |
You’re cute r171. Reminds me of Vinnie on Kotter.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | June 28, 2019 4:17 AM |
R172 Thass right, thass right.
May I say, yours is delightful as well!
by Anonymous | reply 173 | June 28, 2019 4:18 AM |
And my work here is done.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | June 28, 2019 4:31 AM |
Just use your old AOL screen name, like HotLatin78
by Anonymous | reply 175 | June 28, 2019 5:30 AM |
I just watched "Polyester" for the first time. I wish I'd seen it before I picked my name. "Francine Fishpaw" or "Todd Tomorrow" has panache. I went the literary route.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | June 28, 2019 5:39 AM |
I can't wait for people to get usernames like "Satan," "Satin" and "Santa" confused in a thread.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | June 28, 2019 5:53 AM |
[quote]Just use your old AOL screen name, like HotLatin78
I didn’t wanna use ChunkyLover4901.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | June 28, 2019 1:08 PM |
WHET Butterbean?
His Hurricane Katrina live-blogging scared the shit outta me.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | June 28, 2019 1:20 PM |
More suggestions:
FatWhoresRejoice
OhDear
SlappedViciously
by Anonymous | reply 180 | June 28, 2019 1:55 PM |
R170
You could be Stritchie
by Anonymous | reply 181 | June 28, 2019 3:08 PM |
Now that we have had more time to get used to this new feature do you like it more, less, or just blah about it all?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | July 7, 2019 7:16 AM |
Well, if you ignore someone under their authenticated name all of their posts disappear so it can work like Trolldar.
Just blah about it, but we are one step away from Muriel making it mandatory and getting rid of anon posting.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | July 7, 2019 8:09 AM |
Your user name could project what you aspire to be.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | July 7, 2019 8:17 AM |
Apropos of nothing, over on the imdb you would get your account deleted if you were too racy (or who knows why).
One guy started calling himself [bold]!!DELETED!![/bold] ... adding more and more exclamation points as he had to re-register : )
It cracked me up.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | July 7, 2019 7:02 PM |
^^ "over on the imdb [italic]boards"
by Anonymous | reply 186 | July 7, 2019 7:03 PM |
R107
Actually, my hair is dark blond, light brown
by Anonymous | reply 187 | July 20, 2019 5:02 PM |
Use your old AOL screen name and relive your glory days.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | July 21, 2019 3:11 PM |
I was wondering how to create or change a name, so I bumped the thread. I think if you don’t have a name, you simply use your choice of name for a while, and you’ll eventually be assigned it.
If you have a name, let your membership run out and then try to register with a second credit card and an altered name, if possible. Then do as written above.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | February 18, 2020 9:58 PM |