Blanket Jackson

Other possible names considered by Jacko: "Serape" and "Afghan."

I prefer Sarong.

He's an attractive young guy.

Will someone please tell him to get a decent haircut, though.

I realize that Blanket is richer than Midas and doesn't care, but the lazy, sloppy stoner look is disappointing. Prince just graduated college and inherited better genes from his surgeon father, but he too makes one think of a B-student at a state university in Podunk, Nowhere. And Paris seems to float in and out of competency, drifting through life.

I really hoped better for them.

R4 = Katherine Jackson

They seem like normal teens to me. That’s incredible considering who their “father” is.

I enjoyed their review of Parasite. Most teenagers wouldn’t even watch a film like that much less enjoy it and be able to discuss it intelligently.

Jacko dying was the best thing that happened to them.

Of course they have a podcast.

Which one is it?

Blanket is the ethnic one. Prince is second from the right.

Wrong, R9. Blanket is on the far left, Prince is on the far right.

Does anyone know who the biological parents of each of the three kids were? I’m just curious because they don’t seem to look at all alike.

Paris and Prince are the product of Nurse Debbie and Dr. Arnold at the dentist's office.

Blanket is a product of one of Brando's sons and God knows what female.