ALERTT: HIIIII TO ALLLLLL GURLS DATA!!!! MOI NEEDS HELP SOS!

Wund is love.

Wund is tard.

Lawdy Miss Scarlett, I don’t know nothin about birthing no Yankees.

Hunny, I don't know about all that, but I do know that MY COOTER IS ITCHIN' Y'ALL.

I am SERIOUS.

What the hell is "the San B?"

Her cute name for the mental ward

Oh hiiiii to all gurls D!!! For the mens asking, the San B is the wundy Street In Weho that I walk on to find the pretty mens!!! But they don't want moi now!!!! What should moi do for mon? Love and kisses to all you prett gurls on the Lounge D!

Get a GoWundMe page.

Lol R8

Wund, there are lots of pretty mens with big bux hanging out by the El Pollo Loco dumpster in Van Nuys. Check it out.

Wund, beware of that prett but evil gurl Aaron Schock!

I thought you said El Cholo Loco R9!

OH HIIII TO ALL GURLS D! ON the lounge of Wund! What a marv idea!!!! GO WUND ME!!!! Oh prett bois thanks and toods to all prett gurls on the Lounge and the San B!!!!! I will post link when moi gets over to the librar and borrows a comput!!!! Thanks and wund love!

OH hiiii to all prett girls on the wundy Lounge data! You are all fabu in your own right and prett. Dont be afraid to act like gurls. That is what moi and you all want. we are all gurls inisde!!! But moi had bad news as I was banned from all LA libraries!!! Someone complained when moi went in the womens room , but moi was in a dress and a fabu wig!!!!! So moi will have to get on a free comput somwhere else. ANy prett men in LA no where I can get a free comput???? I could borrow urs and give you a surprise!!!!!! It will be wundy and I love all of your inches!!! Let moi kmow! nite nite!

OH hiiii to all gurls d! No one will help moi??? Please read moi last post and let moi no!!! Going to the San B for some Pride!!!

[quote]Going to the San B for some Pride!!!

"Pride". What a cute name for heroin you've come up with, Wund.

Oh hiiii to all gurls D! I just got back from the San B and made 80 dollars with some mens! Moi still has it! This one prett men pulled into the park garage on top of the supermarket and I gave him some mouth love ! It was wundy! This boi soiled my dress so moi had to come home for a quick change! Toodles and I'm going back out!

And they say romance is dead.

[quote]80 dollars with some mens!

Since we all know you only charge $3.50 for anal, your butthole must be singin' the blues.

Oh hiiiii to all gurls D!!!! ON the wundy Longe! I feel so wund tonite as this wundy boi has taken me in his marv casa!!!! Moi was so broke but now I just have to makes his meals and give him some butt love and he pays all mois bills!!!!! I don't like when he poos on moi but a gurl must do!!! He loves when I wear my wundy purple dress with my pink wig! I look so wund!!!!! Ooops he's calling me and moi has to clean up my face! Rember all of us want to be gurls in our own right. We are prett and dont wnat to look like mens! Gurl power!

Wtf

Wundy Gurl was a DL character from long ago. The OP is pretending to be her and failing at it.

OP=Miss Piggy on a meth bender. Wunderful.

Wund, is his name Danny by any chance?

Wund IS love.

R21, prett-ending to be her.

Go to sleep Vairst Letty.

R22 Miss Piggy on a bender trying to channel a drag version of AUSA Caroline Julian from Bones.

{r19} oh hi to the lounge d...it is MOI, Moii prmises!

{r21} Oh hiiiiii to all gurls data!!! IT is MOI I swear on the life of my fam!!! Love and toods to all girls and rememb we are all prett in our own right!

This shit is trippy.

WAIT!

WUNDY WAS ON THE DL IN THE LAST YEAR AND NO ONE TOLD ME??!!???

OP, crack is whack!

I can just imagine you tweaking, walking up and down the boardwalk in your short shorts and heels, taking a hit of your pipe in the alley, re-applying your lipstick, and then sashaying back out to the walk, where you make cat calls at hot guys, and blow them kisses.

Super creepy, Wundy Gurll.

I imagine Wundy looks something like this...

And this...

Wundy is definitely a crack whore.