WHET PMBT

Who? Please spell that out, OP.

It stands for

Freak

Fuck

John

R1 = newbie

I miss him. Realky.

Tiger mom pulled his internet connection

He's transitioning.

Sorry I never came back to give you an update. They finally moved me to my dream job and you know what that means: I’ve been dating up a storm! We even had a hot Commonwealth dude come through.

It’s hard to maintain a relationship with most of these dudes because they’re in one day and out the next. I’m not complaining. It’s fine for me because I’m enjoying the swinging bachelor life and I’m not really thinking about settling down right now. Would you want to settle down if you were me? Probably not.

For a long-term relationship you’re pretty much limited to unclaimed dudes and they’re not hot. They don’t smell good. They also tend to be less romantic. I suppose if they were popular and had lots of friends they wouldn’t end up unclaimed, you know? What do you think? Do you think that’s the case? I do.

Anyway, that’s about it.

7/10 R7

is that the hot older guy in the porn?

Come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab!

Did he kill his dad yet?

He can still fuck his dead dad's corpse, for a few days at least.

No seriously gays, if that shithead still lurking?

R7 Fake PMBT. way too coherent

Haven’t noticed his...presence in quite some time now.

Was he also Yellow Skin Troll?

Also, r7: the real John never wanted to actually have sex. His sole interest in other guys (like Seth MacFarlane) was simply to share problems with one another. "My mother is SO cold... but at least she's not Thai..."

I think of John whenever I see the sign 'Used Textbooks' in the U of T bookstore. Good times :)

John's obession with Seth MacFarlane was actually kind of endearing, at least he wasn't obnoxious like AIKC, the how-would-you-rate-this-persons-looks aka trying to make FTMs happen-troll or our resident trans-troll.

What about GAP Playlist Freak, who sharts his Non sequitur minutia onto the most random threads.

WHET PPSM?

pro- AIKC

Maybe he's in jail, awaiting trial.

PMBT was Poo Shoes. She ran out of ideas and moved on to other troll stories.

Frankly, I'm glad he's gone. His obsession with me made me look gay by association. Gay, me?! I'm just a regular show tune loving pussyhound.

Wait, was it Program/Major Book Troll?

ya what treat yella bone

I like GAP playlist guy. He seems sweet

Don’t be mean to Gap Playlist Guy. There will never be another one, he’s doing good work.

AIKC was someone's invention, like a sketch comedy character gone bad or one of those Westworld characters where they're limited to just three or four story lines repeated over and over.

[quote] Wait, was it Program/Major Book Troll?

Yes. Technically “Program/Major Book Resale Troll”.

Haha. Skin Troll.

I thought it was "Programme/Major Book Resale troll."

He was from Canada, after all.

R33, I believe he always spelled it “program”.

[quote]WHET

Oh, dear!

You haven’t been here very long, R35.

I condole you R35