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Kirk Douglas's wife just turned 100!

Are they the world's oldest couple?

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by Anonymousreply 21April 24, 2019 2:01 PM

At least he didn't off her Jean Spangler.

by Anonymousreply 1April 24, 2019 2:39 AM

I guess being evil is good for longevity. Cunts.

by Anonymousreply 2April 24, 2019 2:41 AM

At least he didn't die too young for karma to come visit. It must be interesting to have brought Michael Douglas to be what he 's become, and now find he's in the power position. Enjoy your old age, rapist.

by Anonymousreply 3April 24, 2019 2:44 AM

Why do evil people live so long?

by Anonymousreply 4April 24, 2019 2:49 AM

It is strange how longevity can exist in couples, like Kirk (who is what, 102?) and Anne Douglas. Prince Philip and QEII also come to mind, she just turned 93 and I think he's turning 98 next month, with no signs of the end near yet.

by Anonymousreply 5April 24, 2019 2:53 AM

So young

by Anonymousreply 6April 24, 2019 2:55 AM

For the same reason they're the ones who make it to the top in business or politics-Because they're sociopathic enough to do whatever it takes.

by Anonymousreply 7April 24, 2019 2:55 AM

Do you think he still bones her?

by Anonymousreply 8April 24, 2019 2:56 AM

How can people believe in shit like karma when Kirk Douglas is apparently alive and kicking!

by Anonymousreply 9April 24, 2019 2:59 AM

The last time I seen him he was captain on the USS Nimitz

by Anonymousreply 10April 24, 2019 3:43 AM

White people. Who cares?

by Anonymousreply 11April 24, 2019 3:55 AM

Natalie Wood is waiting for you in Hell, motherfucker

by Anonymousreply 12April 24, 2019 3:56 AM

Old men need their wives. It is so typical for older men to do within a year of their wives' deaths. My Daddy died six months after Mama. He gave up without her.

by Anonymousreply 13April 24, 2019 4:00 AM

Kirk used to pursue chicks half his age. I’d watch out if I was a 51 year old female in his company.

by Anonymousreply 14April 24, 2019 4:01 AM

Her body might be old, but that face still looks new.

by Anonymousreply 15April 24, 2019 4:53 AM

It's beyond unfair that Natalie Wood died at 43, yet this monster is still alive at 102.

by Anonymousreply 16April 24, 2019 4:54 AM

Also, just how much fucking plastic surgery did Kirk have on his face? Jesus Christ.

by Anonymousreply 17April 24, 2019 4:57 AM

How was Kirk to know she would marry an abusive bisexual alcoholic like herself and end up dead from it. I've often thought her last words were ""You bitch! You stole my trick!"

by Anonymousreply 18April 24, 2019 5:01 AM

R6 I thought Robert Wagner killed her

by Anonymousreply 19April 24, 2019 12:08 PM

[quote] Also, just how much fucking plastic surgery did Kirk have on his face?

It’s a natural plastic surgery. A “stroke” they call it. I’m trying to arrange one for when I turn 40.

by Anonymousreply 20April 24, 2019 1:50 PM

She looks like the Joker.

by Anonymousreply 21April 24, 2019 2:01 PM
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