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I found the frauest frau who ever fraued

I present Laura Doyle

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by Anonymousreply 53August 2, 2019 3:13 PM

Any cunt like that holding a coffee cup that says “yoga” on it deserves to be raped.

by Anonymousreply 1April 23, 2019 11:22 PM

Get ready to pay up for 'happy wife' coaching and don't waste their time with your 'just curious' inquiries: "These calls are reserved for wives or girlfriends who are GENUINELY interested in exploring the possibility of making a four-figure investment in a relationship coach to help her fix her relationship and become a happy wife."

This is some poorly worded pitch to grift/sell women on single-handedly "fixing" their abusive relationships and accepting what they get. Disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 2April 23, 2019 11:22 PM

Does Your Relationship Feel Hard?

Are you living with mean comments or verbal abuse?

Do you feel resentful, anxious and exhausted?

Does he say he’s no longer in love with you?

Do you feel rejected and heartbroken?

Are you afraid of losing him?

Do you feel like you're living as roommates?

Has he stopped speaking to you?

Is there another woman?

by Anonymousreply 3April 23, 2019 11:25 PM

I hope this woman gets what’s coming to her.

by Anonymousreply 4April 23, 2019 11:31 PM

You're right OP. she's really frauey! Cardigan, coffee mug, that hair...

by Anonymousreply 5April 23, 2019 11:36 PM

Why isn’t she cradling that mug?

by Anonymousreply 6April 24, 2019 1:31 AM

She is a grifter, clearly

by Anonymousreply 7April 24, 2019 3:00 PM

Karma's gonna beat that face up. She'll look like a swamp creature in a wig in a couple decades.

by Anonymousreply 8April 24, 2019 3:02 PM

This is a gem: if your husband isn't being affectionate, show him respect!

2. Employ the World’s Best Aphrodisiac for Men

What’s that? You didn’t know there was an aphrodisiac for men? And that it’s super effective, works fast, and is free?

Me, neither–for years. No one ever told me. Maybe no one has ever mentioned it to you either.

When someone finally did tell me, I had no idea what they were talking about.

I’ll spell it out (while you imagine Aretha singing it): R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Here’s the thing: if you’re anything like I was, you have no idea what that looks like. I thought I WAS being respectful even though I was disrespectful at least 27 times a day.

Hopefully you’re not as bad as I was ’cause there was a lot of eye-rolling, sighing, complaining about what he did and questioning his judgment going on around here. Like, tons. Not to mention constructive criticism, interrogation, accusation, and downright rude comments.

I thought of it as “being helpful,” or doing what the experts suggested by “expressing a concern.”

All of it seemed justified to me–and all of it ruined my chances that he was ever going to come in for a passionate kiss.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 24, 2019 3:05 PM

You win, OP. She has dyed hair, Botox, fillers and is cradling a mug... and looks like she could go from zero-to-bitch in 5 seconds.

That photo should be the Datalounge logo- with one of these in front of it.

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by Anonymousreply 10April 24, 2019 3:12 PM

When you click on her grift box, she is wearing a different wig in different photos. She needs to pick just one and unify her BRAND so she is easily recognizable as the swindling Handmaid's Tale enabler she is.

by Anonymousreply 11April 24, 2019 3:43 PM

[quote] Is there another woman?

Or another MAN?

by Anonymousreply 12April 24, 2019 3:45 PM

Lol r12

by Anonymousreply 13April 24, 2019 7:55 PM

She's a literal mug cradler!!!

by Anonymousreply 14April 24, 2019 7:58 PM

[quote] Any cunt like that holding a coffee cup that says “yoga” on it deserves to be raped.

This is what normal people are thinking and want to share with the world? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 15April 24, 2019 8:03 PM

Whoever posted that is not normal, r15

by Anonymousreply 16April 24, 2019 8:03 PM

She might be a silly, stupid frau but r1 seems deranged.

by Anonymousreply 17April 24, 2019 8:07 PM

Is this some Mormon based "keep sweet" ideology she is selling/grifting? Great find, OP.

by Anonymousreply 18April 24, 2019 8:14 PM

No. THIS is the frauiest frau whoever fraued. I cannot believe this was written by an actual human woman and is not some DL parody. There are so many stereotypical gems in here.

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by Anonymousreply 19April 24, 2019 8:18 PM

r19, I can't stop laughing at that. She should be DL's new mascot:

Nicole Barron is a Mom to two adorable girls and a brand new baby boy. Her current life motto is "Spit-up is the new black." Closely followed by "You had me at merlot." She enjoys writing, relating with other Moms, encouraging others, and trying hard to be a good (although totally imperfect) wife and Mom. Thanks for reading!

by Anonymousreply 20April 25, 2019 2:11 AM

This is my thread!

by Anonymousreply 21April 25, 2019 9:40 AM

Fraus!!!

by Anonymousreply 22April 25, 2019 4:08 PM

Sgj ggv ft. G

by Anonymousreply 23April 26, 2019 1:17 AM

She can frau it out, but she can't take it

by Anonymousreply 24April 26, 2019 1:35 AM

lol r24

by Anonymousreply 25April 26, 2019 2:07 AM

Any cunt like that holding a coffee cup that says “yoga” on it deserves to be raped.

by Anonymousreply 26April 26, 2019 2:18 AM

Oh, God, can we make fun of silly fraus without descending to saying people that should be raped?

by Anonymousreply 27April 26, 2019 2:21 AM

Apparently not.

by Anonymousreply 28April 26, 2019 2:29 AM

She's awful but rape is a bit harsh.

by Anonymousreply 29April 26, 2019 2:51 AM

There’s no such thing as rape you stupid asshole.

by Anonymousreply 30April 26, 2019 2:51 AM

Nope, just “surprise sex”

by Anonymousreply 31April 26, 2019 3:28 AM

OBVIOUSLY, you haven’t seen the new Jenna & Hoda Show ! The wine table is now a diaper changing table, 30 seconds is not allowed to go by without someone’s children being WHORED for media consumption!

In between JESUS SPIRITUALISM & some high bred evangelical gobley-GOOK!

by Anonymousreply 32April 26, 2019 3:40 AM

Not rape-rape.

by Anonymousreply 33April 26, 2019 3:48 AM

“I’m a stay at home mom of theee and I love my life”.

Translation: Fucking failing condoms.

The article at r19 has to be a parody post. You had me at merlot. Jfc.

by Anonymousreply 34April 26, 2019 6:58 AM

She provides a frau-training course!

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by Anonymousreply 35April 27, 2019 11:06 AM

Frau, but at R9 is good advice for any couple. Don't nag on your partner if you want good sex.

by Anonymousreply 36April 27, 2019 11:15 AM

Hi Laura!

My husband likes sucking cock.

Lots of cock.

What would you advise?

by Anonymousreply 37April 27, 2019 11:23 AM

Holy SHit!!

by Anonymousreply 38April 27, 2019 11:31 AM

I want to hear from people who have done her course.

by Anonymousreply 39April 29, 2019 2:27 PM

Wives, you're too controlling.

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by Anonymousreply 40August 1, 2019 3:32 PM

That cunt is begging for a good raping. She needs a real man to take charge and put the little bitch in her place.

by Anonymousreply 41August 1, 2019 3:39 PM

Well r41 is unsettling ...

by Anonymousreply 42August 1, 2019 3:41 PM

No r42. I’ve just stated my boundaries.

by Anonymousreply 43August 1, 2019 3:51 PM

But...but...but her sleeves don't come down to her fingertips.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 1, 2019 4:32 PM

That's a demi-cradle.

by Anonymousreply 45August 1, 2019 4:40 PM

I'm a little stuck on the 'without him even knowing what you're doing' aspect of her coaching brand. If you're going to do something behind hubby's back, make it BIG! Get into drug dealing, run up huge credit card bills, get some decent dick. Don't be such a pussy and just try for making your relationship better. What's the fun in that?

by Anonymousreply 46August 1, 2019 4:44 PM

Has anyone “Become a Laura Doyle Certified Relationship Coach?”

Is it hard?

by Anonymousreply 47August 1, 2019 4:46 PM

I like to call that hairstyle "The Weed-wacker".

by Anonymousreply 48August 1, 2019 5:19 PM

I think those are stock photos.

by Anonymousreply 49August 1, 2019 5:44 PM

DL fav MW does not agree with this Frau.

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by Anonymousreply 50August 2, 2019 12:27 PM

I don’t get straight men. When they see a frau like this, are they thinking, “Wow, I’m totally gonna bang her tonight, that yoga mug and sweater is turning me on,”?

by Anonymousreply 51August 2, 2019 1:24 PM

R51 Her husband is probably just as unsightly and unappealing as she is.

by Anonymousreply 52August 2, 2019 2:17 PM

Dyed hair? Clearly someone suggested Mr Ray's Wig World to her and she took their advice!

by Anonymousreply 53August 2, 2019 3:13 PM
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