Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mayor Pete, Brian Sims, Corey Johnson

Fuck Sims gladly, marry Mayor, kill Cory. Game done.

I'm unsure.

Mayor Pete would probably be a better husband, but might be a boring lay and Sims would probably be hot in the sack, but a shitty husband.

R1 got it . Thread closed. Would hate to go shopping with r2.

So WTF is the conundrum r2?! Seems to me answer is clear. Do you know how to play this game?

Do we know if Mayor Pete is a top or bottom?

At this point Mayor Pete will be anything you want him to be

I think they are oral -no anal

Fuck Sims, marry Johnson, kill Buttigieg.

R2 has no fucking clue what "fuck marry kill" is.

[quote] I think they are oral -no anal

Yeah that wouldn't surprise me, him and Chasity seem lame like that.

Fuck Mike Pence to ruin his career while I filmed it, marry Mayor Pete, Kill Trump which would make Nancy the first woman President.

I am a true Patriot.

Only one of those is a top, so most on here won't be able to do this.

marry Pete and turn Sims into a bottom whore

speaking of Brian Sims. What's going on with him on Twitter? He's getting more hyperbolic by the day. I've been pretty ambivalent of him because I don't live in his district, and I generally align with his politics. But I don't think I would vote for someone who is just trying to be Left-wing version of Trump. His Twitter feed now is filled with calling Republicans names and teasingly responding to gay guys that want to fuck him

Fuck Brian. Marry Corey. Kill Pete.

Marry Corey Johnson because he's fat, and no one else would want him.

Kill Brian Sims because he's hideous.

Fuck Mayor Pete because he looks like a cute bottom.

I want Pete and Brian to DP me.

[quote] teasingly responding to gay guys that want to fuck him

Actually, more recently I've seen him scold gay men for saying inappropriate things.

Fuck Sims, marry Booker

to all the "fuck Sims" fans: sorry, not an option. He'd be too busy talking about his wonderful self and preening in the mirror to actually get down with someone.

he uploaded a very weird 10 minute video of him following around a woman in front of a Planned Parenthood location. She was passing out antiabortion Pamphlets to people going in and he followed her around for 10 minutes yelling at her. It was very strange and weird for an elected official to do. And he's getting a ton of negative attention for it

R14, do you see some sort of problem with calling out Republicans? That's a pretty weird take unless you're a Republican yourself. I don't follow Sims on Twitter (because Twitter is fucking garbage and I stay away from it), but I haven't seen him "teasingly responding to gay guys that want to fuck him" on Facebook. Last week he posted about being on PrEP and took several commenters to task for slut shaming him.

Not seeing the "hyperbole" you are, apparently. Labeling him as a "left-wing version of Trump" is another red flag that perhaps you're not really liberal or progressive at all and therefor not to be taken seriously.

[quote]And he's getting a ton of negative attention for it

From whom? Brietbart? Operation Rescue? The hate-church you attend? Brian Sims is a staunch advocate for women's rights and reproductive rights. Says a lot about you that this bothers you.

I ran into an old friend last weekend who is involved in PA politics. Somehow Brian Sims came up and they said he's not the smartest guy.

He's a state representative, not Albert Einstein. Is your state rep a genius?

When you're in a house of thieves and card sharks like the PA Legislature (one of the most notoriously corrupt in the nation), R25, you have to bring your A game in order to survive, otherwise they'll walk all over you. Judging my his list of accomplishments, I believe that is what indeed has happened.

Fuck Sims, marry and fuck Pete, fuck then kill Corey.

[quote] He's a state representative, not Albert Einstein. Is your state rep a genius?

No. But anyone with any smarts would have figured out how to translate national exposure/attention into a better political job by now.

Fuck Sims in a sling at Bear Week in P’town, then once I shoot in his gapping maw, leave him there for the others to take a turn.

Marry Buttegeig - I have a feeling he’s fun in the sack, you know how those “butter wouldn’t melt in his mouth” types can be. He also seems loyal, and he’s smart - both bode well for marriage.

Kill Corey Johnson - something very painful, and make sure he’s found in a humiliating fashion - like tied spread eagle on the bed, laptop open to both rentmen and hardcore violent porn, in lingerie, wearing a gimp ball, and with a 12” black dildo shoved up his ass.

a 12” black dildo shoved up his ass TO THE HILT

R13 - you cant turn what’s already been turned!

Thank you R30! Of course, that’s what I meant, I just failed to include it 😘

I like this thread!! Can we do more of these instead of endless threads on Megan & Harry? I have plenty of suggestions!

Go for it R33 and link your new thread here: we'll all pile in with our warped minds and thoughts. I assume it's not going to be Fuck, Marry, Kill: Meghan, Harry, William - that would be too easy!

As someone earlier misspelt Corey, try this:

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Mayor Pete, Brian Sims, Cory Booker

See my reply at R29 - just substitute this Cory for the other Corey as “Kill”, and in addition to the lingerie, and ball gag, throw a cock cage/chastity cage on him, full makeup a la Beyoncé, and use a 12” white dildo up his ass to hilt (thanks R30!)

You really are a pig R36, like it!

Thank you, R37!

I remember playing this over drinks one night with friends and the looks I got for some of my more colorful descriptions of the fuck and marry ones! lol

Augh!!! That should have been “...for the fuck and kill ones!”

R38, you are awful; but I like!

"Fuck, Marry, Kill"

More like Fuck, Mary!, Kill

Thank you, R40! For some reason I can’t view that video - says I need to sign in? 🤔

I just spoke with a friend here, told him of our “Fuck, Marry, or Kill” threesomes, he loved it, but said for Sims to make sure only bears, bigger and older the better, as apparently Miss Sims likes her twinky tips. As for the Cory/Corey kill - suggested feeding them both viagra, and make the two über bottoms top (but not cum) guys that look just like them as punishment before killing them lol

Damn you autocorrect! Damn you to hell!! 🤬

Should have been “...Miss Sims likes her twinky tops.”

Hey, to all you dicks that were calling me a Republican and a Trump supporter for posting about his stupid stunt the other day. It looks like I'm not alone, he just made a video apology promising to do better and apologizing to the woman he was yelling at him

I'd like to whack both Mayor Pete and Johnson and settle into a long, fuck-filled marriage with Sims.