Babies crying.
Alarm clocks.
Dogs barking.
Emergency Broadcast System.
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Babies crying.
Alarm clocks.
Dogs barking.
Emergency Broadcast System.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 23, 2019 11:43 PM |
There was a time when advertisers were using "fake" crying on radio commercials - there was a whole spate of them - a house was crying, a woman was crying, etc. So bloody annoying! I am assuming the commercials were from the same agency even though the various commercials were for totally different products.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 22, 2019 11:55 AM |
Roosters crowing.
Horrible, awful noise like someone screaming in your ears.
I fucking HATE roosters.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 22, 2019 11:58 AM |
The sound of Julie Andrews opening her mouth to either sing or speak. Just retire already, you stealth homophobe, you foul fetid enabler of gay erasure.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 22, 2019 11:59 AM |
Queens talking loudly about OMG HOW AWESOME WAS REAL HOUSEWIVES LAST NIGHT!!??
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 22, 2019 12:04 PM |
Vacuum cleaner
Loud door latches
vocal fry
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 22, 2019 12:08 PM |
Everything OP mentioned except dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 22, 2019 12:11 PM |
Shoes you can hear.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 22, 2019 12:11 PM |
Other people’s bass.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 22, 2019 12:12 PM |
Velcro.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 22, 2019 12:12 PM |
*Squeaking * Styrofoam.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 22, 2019 12:14 PM |
My heavy, clumsy-assed upstairs neighbor walking around in hard soled shoes on her hard wood floors at 2 AM, slamming drawers shut, dropped things so loud that the ceiling fan trembles, and generally making life unpleasant.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 22, 2019 12:14 PM |
A loud, obnoxious car or motorcycle speeding by you
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 22, 2019 12:20 PM |
Liberals whining. And Fraus talking.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 22, 2019 12:22 PM |
Rap
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 22, 2019 12:27 PM |
r5 are you a cat?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 22, 2019 12:29 PM |
All soprano female voices of women under 50. They sound like somebody stepped on the puppy's tale and caused dogs to bark hundreds of miles away.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 22, 2019 12:33 PM |
Vocal fry
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 22, 2019 12:35 PM |
Whispering
Vinyl records hiss-pop-crackle
Loud motorcycle exhausts sputtering while at standstill
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 22, 2019 12:39 PM |
[quote] Vocal fry
I wish that someone would provide a good example of this.
I have yet to pinpoint what vocal fry really is.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 22, 2019 12:43 PM |
vo·cal fry noun a way of speaking in which the voice is very low-pitched and has a characteristic rough or creaking sound. "she tweaks the way teen girls actually talk, with high-rising terminals, vocal fry, and ‘like’ for emphasis"
For me, listening to it (often quite by accident, because I don't hang out with people, mostly women, who have it) is like listening to someone who constantly has to clear their throat to get rid of a tickle in there. Young actresses who have it really need to practice public speaking (preferably by themselves, looking in a mirror) because they will end up being typecast in roles (if they are lucky enough to be cast) that require that, and after a while, listening to them being the same over and over becomes truly tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 22, 2019 12:50 PM |
Squealing brakes on cars. Come on people get your brakes serviced once in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 22, 2019 1:04 PM |
Living in a busy city with lots of idiots with cell phones: all the different rings and buzzes. Obnoxious!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 22, 2019 1:05 PM |
Babies crying: It's meant to grab your attention and elicit a response. "Scientists have found that our brains are hard-wired to respond strongly to the sound, making us more attentive and priming our bodies to help whenever we hear it – even if we're not the baby's parents."
Alarm clocks and Emergency Broadcast system: Wouldn't both be pointless if the sounds were easily ignored?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 22, 2019 1:17 PM |
Whistling.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 22, 2019 1:20 PM |
Leaf blowers.
Whistling.
Bagpipes (after the first two minutes).
Upper register of the violin.
Most countertenors.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 22, 2019 1:39 PM |
"Rose, you hum!" (Can't find the hole quote.)
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 22, 2019 1:41 PM |
The theme from [italic]F(r)iends[/italic] sounds like Satan’s first guitar lesson.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 22, 2019 1:45 PM |
People who smack their gum.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 22, 2019 1:46 PM |
Smoke detectors, especially when they react to other things than smoke.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 22, 2019 1:51 PM |
Shawn Mendes singing
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 22, 2019 2:03 PM |
Loud chewing
Slurping while drinking
Certain English accents
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 22, 2019 2:09 PM |
Car alarms left to go on, and on
Lip smacking unless you've had a stroke and are physically unable to stop from doing so
Yip-yip dogs that won't STFU especially at places they really shouldn't be (cafes, grocery stores, etc.)
Music in eateries turned up so loudly that you cannot hold a conversation with your companion or even hear the waitstaff
ESPN commentators who YELL everything they say, like a grandpa who refuses to wear hear-aids
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 22, 2019 2:18 PM |
The "beep beep" of trucks backing up.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 22, 2019 2:21 PM |
Same thing, r35.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 22, 2019 2:28 PM |
"Haaarrryyyy! They want to take the babies!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 22, 2019 2:30 PM |
Okay, r38. Since this is the hill you've chosen to die on, DO tell us what the sounnnnnnnd r23 makes when she talks is called.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 22, 2019 2:33 PM |
Smoke alarms.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 22, 2019 2:36 PM |
Upspeak, R 40.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 22, 2019 2:36 PM |
Screaming of crows.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 22, 2019 2:40 PM |
No, that's fry. She did not put question marks at the end of what she said. She extended each of her last syllables.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 22, 2019 2:40 PM |
Donald Trump speaking.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 22, 2019 2:41 PM |
Lisa Kudrow’s voice that combines vocal fry and upspeak. Drives me up the wall, especially when “singing” that horrifically unfunny song of hers. She and that Mullally woman from that stealth homophobe NBC minstrel show make Fran Drescher sound like Beverly Sills.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 22, 2019 2:42 PM |
Saws
Other's people idea of good music late in the night or early in the morning
Nails scratching a blackboard
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 22, 2019 2:42 PM |
White women talking.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 22, 2019 2:43 PM |
Children singing. When James Lipton on Inside the Actiors Studio used to ask the actors what their favorite sound was, they all would invariably answer children singing. As if. The sweetest sound to any of them, particularly that fake Sharon Stone, is “And the nominees are...”
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 22, 2019 2:48 PM |
Monique farting
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 22, 2019 2:48 PM |
R46 I never watched "Friends", but as a big fan of "Romy & Michelle" (It's so stupid it's hysterical), I actually empathized with her & Mira Sorvino. I never noticed vocal fry in that, but I need to watch again. I actually identified with the Janene Garafalo character (sorry, not going to google to confirm spelling, just too lazy on this Monday morning) for her cynical attitude and loved the music, so perhaps the film manipulated me into overlooking Lisa's annoying qualities. I doubt I'd have liked them as high school girls (I never liked many of the ones I went to school with), and I certainly get annoyed when I hear any sort of vocal fry & teen girl giggling (I got stuck with it on a long subway ride home from work on Friday), so I second/third/fourth vocal fry with exclamation points!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 22, 2019 2:58 PM |
R44, now who's taking this to the grave. If you can;'t hear the difference between your example and the one at 38, then there's nothing left to say, Fry is a gutteral sound, not the extension of syllables, especially when the speaker upspeaks.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 22, 2019 2:58 PM |
Agree to disagree, r52. Mind you, I'm not saying your fry isn't fry. Just that it's possibly more comprehensive than your little hipster video description has the ability to comprehend. Or hear.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 22, 2019 3:08 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 22, 2019 3:12 PM |
The sound of water running from a faucet. It gives me an underlying sense of urgency (not to pee) and I have to stop what I'm doing until it's dealt with.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 22, 2019 3:12 PM |
Dripping faucets, as r55 reminds me.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2019 3:14 PM |
Mandarin.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2019 3:29 PM |
R57 must live in a college town.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 22, 2019 3:31 PM |
Vegans talking.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2019 3:32 PM |
Indian women speaking in English
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2019 3:33 PM |
Trump’s voice.
Women with very high pitched and baby doll voices.
Babies crying, especially in restaurants.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2019 3:41 PM |
That fucking Aamco radio commercial. The beep beep always startles me when I’m behind the wheel. “Curb Your Enthusiasm” covered this once.
The sound of the cell phone ringing. These days an actual phone call is always some problem.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 22, 2019 3:54 PM |
You’re telling me, R62.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 22, 2019 4:03 PM |
More
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 22, 2019 4:04 PM |
A car alarm is one of the worst.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 22, 2019 4:39 PM |
Either of my Boomer parents hacking up phlegm, clearing their throats, spluttering and coughing. They do it fucking incessantly. Only one of them is a smoker but it doesn’t seem to matter.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 22, 2019 4:51 PM |
Is the other a heavy drinker, R67?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 22, 2019 5:04 PM |
Neighbors' lawnmowers.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 22, 2019 5:08 PM |
The worst is the psychotic DL cunts going on and on about the election. Fucking die, cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 22, 2019 5:12 PM |
Well, what else are you going to do about the election, r70?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 22, 2019 5:15 PM |
The obnoxious sound of calls conducted on speaker in public. And the cunts who shout into their phones.
They all need to shut the fuck up.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 22, 2019 5:16 PM |
Dogs barking, especially if it is not stopped by their owners after the first 30 seconds.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 22, 2019 5:19 PM |
I like the sound of dogs barking.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 22, 2019 5:34 PM |
1. Kissing, moist mouth noise, lipsmacking/teeth sucking, and the start of a lighter in any media that includes audio. These sounds are everywhere regardless of what I watch or listen to and It's intentionally amped up in media. It's migraine inducing and tantamount to someone snapping their finger in my ear to get my attention.
2. Brit Marling and Ivanka Dump's way of speaking. It's grating, manipulative, and clearly put-on to give the impression of wisdom and depth.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 22, 2019 6:03 PM |
I made the mistake of not noticing that there is a major hospital and trauma center a couple blocks from my apartment. Now I get to enjoy the sound of ambulances screaming up and down the street at all hours of the day and night. Some days average 3 to 4 per hour.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 22, 2019 6:17 PM |
Just out of interest R32, which British accents don't you like? I used to think I didn't like the scouse accent but recently I've started to find Stephen Graham sexy so that helped enormously.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 22, 2019 7:01 PM |
Sorry meant English accents there ^^.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 22, 2019 8:43 PM |
Laugh tracks on the tv.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 22, 2019 8:58 PM |
Loud motorcycles, especially in spring when you’ve just opened the windows.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 22, 2019 9:15 PM |
Birds in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 22, 2019 9:18 PM |
Power saw
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 22, 2019 9:32 PM |
"Babies crying.
Alarm clocks.
Dogs barking.
Emergency Broadcast System."
On an airplane!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 22, 2019 9:32 PM |
Vocal fry. And that whiney, privileged, know -it-all, 'snot mom' voice.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | April 22, 2019 9:34 PM |
Doorbells on the TV or the radio when you're not really paying attention and end up mistaking them for your own doorbell. Now that I have a Ring doorbell I don't have this issue anymore as if it's my doorbell, I get a notification on my phone or my watch.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | April 22, 2019 9:38 PM |
Bikers Suck.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | April 22, 2019 9:43 PM |
Kristoffer Winters' voice
by Anonymous | reply 87 | April 22, 2019 9:52 PM |
Women's fake orgasm sounds in porn. I can't watch straight porn even if the guy is hot.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | April 22, 2019 10:01 PM |
smoker's cough
by Anonymous | reply 89 | April 22, 2019 10:04 PM |
Fucking kids running around screaming.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | April 22, 2019 10:09 PM |
Gunshots.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | April 22, 2019 10:27 PM |
Dog barking
by Anonymous | reply 93 | April 22, 2019 11:19 PM |
Whistling tea kettles.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | April 22, 2019 11:31 PM |
Trump speaking.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | April 22, 2019 11:35 PM |
Women squealing and faking orgasms in straight porn.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | April 22, 2019 11:43 PM |
People beeping out farts in yoga class. Or forced, over-the-top DARTH VADER breathing in yoga class.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | April 23, 2019 12:12 AM |
People who can't for the life of them turn a door handle, they always have to pull-slam shit closed.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | April 23, 2019 12:14 AM |
Flip flops, sandals, or any backless summer shoe thwack thwack thwacking against the sweaty soles of someone's feet.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | April 23, 2019 12:31 AM |
People sucking their teeth audibly after a meal. Drives me apeshit. It's very crass.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | April 23, 2019 12:49 AM |
Car alarms
Fraus talking about their kids on the train
Drunks singing at 3:00 am
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 23, 2019 12:51 AM |
Motorcycles, especially before dawn.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 23, 2019 12:53 AM |
Crying babies at the movies.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 23, 2019 12:55 AM |
Gum chewing
Farting
Nails on a blackboard
People partying in the apartment next to yours when you're trying to sleep
Rap/hip hop music
People arguing
Jackhammers
Sarah Silverman's voice
Roseanne Barr's voice
Courtney Love's voice
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 23, 2019 12:56 AM |
Gwyneth Paltrow’s voice
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 23, 2019 12:57 AM |
Mechanical keyboards and people who pound the shit out of their keyboards when they type.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 23, 2019 1:00 AM |
Screaming young women at bachelorette parties held in gay bars,
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 23, 2019 1:30 AM |
Initiate vocal fry and slowly say
“Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip”
End with upspeak.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 23, 2019 1:38 AM |
Dump speaking, trying to string words together coherently. Painful.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 23, 2019 1:47 AM |
Madonna screeching
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 23, 2019 1:50 AM |
One-sided mobile phone conversation on public transportation.
R102 re: "Motorcycles (before dawn)" - Haven't you ever noticed the differently pitched, even or often more flatulent 'sput sput sput ' of many makes of motorcycle exhausts that's different to truck/car exhausts?
I live near a biker gathering spot and some nights/ weekend afternoons are nearly unbearable for this reason.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 23, 2019 2:30 AM |
Ben Shapiro’s voice. How is it possible for any grown man to sound like that ?
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 23, 2019 2:47 AM |
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 23, 2019 2:49 AM |
American women who talk like little girls.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | April 23, 2019 2:50 AM |
r114 Have some respect. I just died.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | April 23, 2019 2:57 AM |
Static-y hold music and phone calls with poor reception...in this day and age, why is call quality so often terrible?
Tinny-sounding pop or rap music being played on a mobile phone speaker on public transportation
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 23, 2019 3:08 AM |
Lol R115
Fire drill alarms.
Adult women who adopt Blanche DuBois flirty baby voices around men.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 23, 2019 3:10 AM |
People clipping their nails on the bus or subway. They should all be shot.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 23, 2019 3:22 AM |
[quote]The theme from F(r)iends sounds like Satan’s first guitar lesson.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
👏 👏 👏 👏
by Anonymous | reply 119 | April 23, 2019 3:26 AM |
[quote] I have yet to pinpoint what vocal fry really is.
IMO, the most obvious vocal fry comes from Kourtney Kardashian. Here's a compilation.
Upspeak / uptalk is a separate issue, but can occur with vocal fry.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 23, 2019 3:37 AM |
People who suck their teeth when they speak.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 23, 2019 3:39 AM |
[quote]One-sided mobile phone conversation on public transportation.
Having to hear the other half over the speaker is much, much worse.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | April 23, 2019 6:45 AM |
[quote]Dump speaking
This is a new one.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | April 23, 2019 6:45 AM |
Fake female pornstar moaning. It sounds alarming -- like they're undergoing torture. Do straight guys really find that to be a turn-on?
by Anonymous | reply 124 | April 23, 2019 6:55 AM |
I never understood why women struggle to control their moaning during sex. I lived in a fraternity for 2 years and the womanly sounds of lovemaking haunt me to this day.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | April 23, 2019 7:00 AM |
Weed whackers.
They fucking SUCK!
by Anonymous | reply 126 | April 23, 2019 10:44 AM |
What about the sound of a spoon scaping to get the last bit out of a small food container like a yoghurt.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | April 23, 2019 11:10 AM |
...scraping .
by Anonymous | reply 128 | April 23, 2019 11:13 AM |
Cellphone conversations in public places, especially in a restaurant.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | April 23, 2019 11:19 AM |
Yes, R127/128. It gets on my last nerve.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | April 23, 2019 11:34 AM |
Trump talking or whining, I’ve actually avoided audio of him for quite some time now and it’s been good. Also, cubefraus at work whispering when they gossip, I want to tell them to fuck off outside.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | April 23, 2019 11:34 AM |
Emergency alert sirens. Where I live the sirens are tested every Wednesday at 12 noon on the dot. The sirens are up high on poles and they spin around multiple times as they sound. If you live within a half mile of one when it rotates in your direction it is teeth shatteringly loud. You deal with it on Wednesdays, but when they go off at other times (as they did last weekend when tornado warnings were issued near me) the sound is scary as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | April 23, 2019 11:37 AM |
The worst sound on the planet is a leaf blower. The sound can ruin a peaceful day.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | April 23, 2019 11:44 AM |
My mom mutes the tv whenever Trump is speaking.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | April 23, 2019 11:45 AM |
r107, they're called "Woo Girls"
by Anonymous | reply 135 | April 23, 2019 12:02 PM |
Police helicopters ("ghetto birds") at 2 in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 23, 2019 12:10 PM |
I do not watch channels that show Trump at times when they might show Trump. I get all the news I need, and then some, on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 23, 2019 12:47 PM |
The combination of non-stop, hateful ranting and wispery giggling from someone with mental illness who refuses to take medication
Parents who cuss at their children, instead of getting off of their fat lazy asses and taking the time to help or explain things to them
A squeaky wheel on a shopping cart
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 23, 2019 12:51 PM |
The Geico lizard, or gecko.
Chalk on a chalkboard (past) Marker on a whiteboard (current)
Housekeepers talking outside your hotel room when you want to sleep in
Women flicking their finger nails
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 23, 2019 1:34 PM |
Is this vocal fry? He really extennnnnnnnnds those last syllabllllllles.
If not, what is it called?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 23, 2019 5:41 PM |
Mommies in stores having loud, cutesy 'conversations' with their pre-verbal crotch fruit, rattling on about every fucking thing they are doing or looking at. "JADEN, should MOMMY buy the big box of oatmeal or the littler one? What do you think? Hmmmmmmmmm?'
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 23, 2019 5:45 PM |
Glad I don't shop where r142 shops.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 23, 2019 5:53 PM |
R124 & R125 I just wonder how many guys pulled a "Porky's" and shoved their jockstrap in the woman's mouth to shut her up!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 23, 2019 5:56 PM |
Someone yelling Allahu akbar
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 23, 2019 5:58 PM |
Men wearing their shirts untucked. Women forgoing girdles and other foundation garments.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 23, 2019 6:10 PM |
r146 [italic]Sounds[/italic] , Rose. [italic]Sounds[/italic] .
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 23, 2019 6:17 PM |
Women gagging on dick during blowjobs. I'm surprised straight men find sex with women attractive with all the obnoxious sound effects.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 23, 2019 6:18 PM |
Four middle-aged Polish women chatting all night one row behind you on an overnight flight to Paris.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 23, 2019 6:45 PM |
Black women on the phone
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 23, 2019 6:48 PM |
So, clearly women are annoying...
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 23, 2019 6:51 PM |
Guys who start singing loudly when walking through the subway so there is full echo.
"El-habibi laAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAA ba'a something ba'a!"
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 23, 2019 7:09 PM |
The old queen in Palm Springs White Party weekend who was playing "Camelot" at high volume while he was sunbathing nude while others were playing Pet Shop Boys, Whitney, Madonna, Cher and other current pop hits.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 23, 2019 7:59 PM |
Additon to R153 I meant to add 20 years ago. He's probably playing the harp now.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | April 23, 2019 8:00 PM |
Miz Lindz having an orgasm.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | April 23, 2019 8:05 PM |
Nailed it. I’d add fingernails against a chalkboard
by Anonymous | reply 156 | April 23, 2019 8:50 PM |
The woman in my office who clears her throat five times a minute. All day long.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | April 23, 2019 9:06 PM |
Balloons rubbing together and squeaking. I have to get away from them IMMEDIATELY.
Loud saws at construction sites or in my neighborhood. My assumption is that straight men LIKE that sound or get off on it....perhaps I am wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | April 23, 2019 9:20 PM |
R153 that is so funny! I can only imagine...
by Anonymous | reply 159 | April 23, 2019 9:23 PM |
Six geese a laying.
If you think one goose honking on and on iis bad, imagine half a dozen of them having an orgy in your front yard.
They do DP and everything!
Things have really gone to hell since Perdue became Secretary of Agriculture.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | April 23, 2019 9:32 PM |
The stammering vacillations that always punctuate Earl Douglas's denials and lies provoke my ire.
Every Earl response: "Naaaah! I, I, I wha--? *nervous laughter* I do not--no! Uhhhhh, *gibberish*, siiiiiiiiigh."
by Anonymous | reply 161 | April 23, 2019 9:55 PM |
R157 mte, throat-noises and coughs make me near-homicidal. I can't even be civil to anyone who does it habitually.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | April 23, 2019 10:35 PM |
[quote] I lived in a fraternity for 2 years and the womanly sounds of lovemaking haunt me to this day.
Your frat brothers made womanly sounds when fucking each other?
by Anonymous | reply 163 | April 23, 2019 11:14 PM |
Here I thought vocal fry would own this thread?
by Anonymous | reply 164 | April 23, 2019 11:18 PM |
Pieces of smooth styrofoam rubbing against each other.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | April 23, 2019 11:43 PM |
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