Why is Melania always squinting?

She had some shitty plastic surgery

Her pussy stinks.

You'd be squinting too.

She looks totally plastic now.

She also has vision problems and her contract with Donald does not allow her to wear glasses in public.

Trump grabbing her by the pussy traumatized her.

Mongol DNA?

Too many cumshots straight into her eyes.

Its from all the flinching when Donald raises his fist to her but never actually throws a punch because his tiny hands will break.

It's due to her painful haemorrhoids.

Disappointment with her life.

She’s thinking. Very hard.

I never understood why anal probing was such a common theme in alien abduction stories. What is so interesting about the human anal canal? Are extraterrestrials intergalactic sodomites?

Her vagina is toxic.

So she won't have to look at him, his kids or where she is.

I am sure he beats her. The squinting is related to the PTSD.

Her son is cute though. Hope he doesn't turn out like a typical trump. What a dumb family.

She suffers from severe constipation.

Y'all got anyone else to constantly bash? Y'all wish you could be as fabulous as her.

She looks she's smelling something rotten.

Cum drops stick to her eyelids and crust over. It's a function of how they are raising Barrron.

It's from being surrounded by so many variants of white..... children/people/houses.

R18, Svetlana dear, you are the hairy mole on her beef curtains.

BULLIES!

Jaz sem zelo dobra kurba!

Aiy eem wairee gud whore!

It’s from trying to find Trump’s cock many years ago.

She is constantly crop dusting the American people.

The squinting does seem to keep getting worse. Eventually she won't be able to open her eyes at all.

She can't look anyone in the eye.

Maybe it's because she can't bring herself to really SEE the reality of the horror that she married. And she doesn't want to "let the public in" to see the real grifter/opportunist/courtesan that she truly is. Perhaps she is deeply ashamed. As she should be.

Yeah, R18. We all wish we could be as fabulous as her, having sex with that Orange Piece of Shit just like she has to.

Too many facelifts.

I’m with the majority opinion which is that she can’t be around men without immediately thinking they’re going to blow a load onto her face.

It’s her “ready go” expression.

Either her face has frozen into her money shot face...

OR ... she looks like she s continually smelling Diaper Don's soiled nappy.

She thinks it makes her look sultry.

I em alvays tinkink, "Bee Best. Bee Best."

I em so seenseer een dis.

I wonder when she was last able to make a facial expression that wasn't "blue steel"

I kind of think it has something to do with placing gypsy curses.

R37 Yes! Also, Agent Orange's aura is burning her retinas.

Or, she's fighting off a STI and it burns!

My guesses:

She's a Russian-plant Slovenian whore paid to turn info over to Putin, but her English is so bad she squints trying to keep up.

Trump likes his ass licked and he's too proud to wipe.

She's a mind-reader and knows what everyone thinks of her.

She thinks it makes her look fierce “like real model.”

Hmmm

Because no one will sit next to her on her Be Best Birthday?

She's getting FAT

I think she had screws implanted in the back of her head that she turns to tighten her skin a little more every day.

Obviously she married Trump for the money, but I still can't fathom how she managed to let him huff and wheeze his nasty orange tub of lard over/into her enough times to knock her up.

It would be different if he were smart or had a nice personality. But he doesn't. He's ugly, stupid and mean. Surely there were other rich guys she could have pursued who were less revolting?

You guys are funny thinking they still have sex. They loathe each other and both go their own way.

tiny eyes and bad plastic surgery

It's the genital herpes pains.

Slavic women often have slitty little eyes. Look at Martina -- even when she was young, she had slitty eyes. That's one of the reasons I've never found her attractive.

When you see something vile or ugly squinting helps make it less so.... but only just a little bit.

R345 I don't for a minute think they still have sex. It's blatantly obviously they loathe each other so much that they rarely even reside in the same house. But assuming that Barron was conceived the old-fashioned way, she must have had sex with him at some point. PUKE.

She thinks it makes her look exotic and alluring.

R49 I wish that Barron could grow up to be the one semi-normal child who writes a tell-all book about his shitty grifter family.

It's so bizarre that Trump almost never acknowledges the existence of Barron or Tiffany. And the only reason he acknowledges his three older children is because they do crimes, I mean business, together (plus he wants to fuck Ivanka). What a horrid excuse for a father he is.

R50: Commenting from the future?

Her face is distorted from a facelift and fillers. Her cheeks are overfilled and it causes the eyes to sink deep in the face and get squinty like that. And while we're at it. Her breasts are way too big. A woman's breasts should never be larger than her head. Between her face, her breasts, the very tight clothing that and spiked heels that she wears, she must be in constant discomfort and pain.

C'mon.. Be Best!

She really does look like the evil stepmother of fairy tales.

R34 is correct. I think it is a throwback to her "modeling" career.

Hopefully if Trump gets one term, how fast is she out of there?

Chronic constipation

I never see her smile anymore.

MelaniaBot malfunctioning.

Yes. She is porking up

Food is her comfort.

Scroll almost to the bottom. She used to have large beautiful eyes.

I really don't care. Do u?

Glasses. She needs glasses and won't wear them

She’s just used to doing that because she looks so often into the white hot intellectual and political brilliance of Donald J Dumb.

Dumb cunt

R53 I have no idea how I came up with the number 345.

Wouldn’t you constantly squint if you had to look at that ugly, creepy man?

I don't know if he beats her but am certain she is emotionally abused. Trump is abusive to everyone, she is no exception.

Words make her hurt?

She’s a genie, but she’s had so much Botox, she can complete the final magic blink.

*can’t

Squinting adds an air of mystery.

She looks like she smells bad down there.

Plastic surgery to the max.

Her boobs have an unnatural appearance as well.

It's her makeup. Whoever does her makeup fully lines and tightlines her eyes with black liner, then usually adds a dark smokey eye- all of which make your eyes look smaller and deeper set than they already are.

She kind of looks near sighted too. Near sighted models have an advantage in the industry because their pupils are constantly dialated. Your pupils dialate when you're aroused, so it gives them a sexier gaze basically.

I always thought it was from cheek implants coupled with a lift procedure or possibly a slight Kenny Rogers eye job.

A long time ago she was quite attractive ...but she became a birther so I think she is bought and paid for by the ugly orange one.

She is scanning the crowd for new billionaires after she plans her escape.

You would squint too if you were married to this: