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I can laugh about this now, but I sat through Easter Brunch terrified that cum was dripping out of my hole

Do you guys know that feeling when a dude nuts in you and then it's dripping out of you for a while afterwards Even if it's not dripping, it feels like it's dripping. I had an early morning scruff date. We fucked, he left, and I started to get ready to meet my parents and sister. I realized that I was running behind and couldn't shower. So I sat there squirming and scared that I was staining my khakis. My Mom finally asked me if I'm okay. I blamed the high pollen count. I went to the restroom and balled up some toilet paper and stuck it up there to soak up any drippage.

by Anonymousreply 60April 24, 2019 2:47 AM

How vivid.

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by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2019 10:42 PM

that's what buttplugs are for, dummy

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2019 10:44 PM

OP = Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2019 10:44 PM

First-world problem

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2019 10:45 PM

Hi, Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2019 10:46 PM

Your'e a whore Darling. Will you marry me?

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2019 10:46 PM

Not that they'd notice that your fly was open the whole time. And you weren't wearing any underwear.

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2019 10:55 PM

OP, did you also post in a Thanksgiving thread about stopping in an ABS on the way to dinner and getting fucked?

by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2019 10:58 PM

On this day? ...the holiest of days? I'm rendered speechless.

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2019 11:00 PM

OP is trash.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2019 11:01 PM

Why not ask mom or sissy for a pad?

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by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2019 11:06 PM

"I realized I was running behind...."

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2019 11:07 PM

You should have told your mother the truth, it would have been the most EPIC Easter ever.

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2019 11:08 PM

Why didn't you wear your Big Boy PullUps ?

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2019 11:18 PM

Does wadded up toilet paper absorb all the HIV, too?

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2019 11:24 PM

[quote]OP, did you also post in a Thanksgiving thread about stopping in an ABS on the way to dinner and getting fucked?

That wasn't me and I'm not even sure what ABS is.

[quote]Big Boy PullUps ?

If only.

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2019 11:25 PM

OP: Your mother saw it and thought you were ill. Your father saw it and knew it was jizz dripping.

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2019 11:27 PM

Just tell everyone you sat in some spilled Hollandaise from your scrumptious eggs bennie.

Tsk. Why do I have to coach you on these basics of being a whore?

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2019 11:27 PM

Is your ass just a stretched gaping leaking hole? Tighten up girl

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2019 11:41 PM

OP you should have worn your Depends.

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2019 11:44 PM

This never happened. OP hasn't had sex since the Clinton administration.

by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2019 11:46 PM

Happy Queefster everyone!

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2019 11:47 PM

Best Easter ever.

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2019 11:48 PM

These are bubble butt problems

by Anonymousreply 24April 21, 2019 11:49 PM

An Easter Branch doesn’t imply he’s observant. Just hungry. And, well. Thirsty.

Well done, OP. Good for you. In the words of Janis Joplin, “Get it while you can”.

by Anonymousreply 25April 22, 2019 12:42 AM

I guess you had a bunny in the oven.

by Anonymousreply 26April 22, 2019 12:42 AM

You....you...you really didn't need to post that here.

by Anonymousreply 27April 22, 2019 12:42 AM

Jizzabel!

by Anonymousreply 28April 22, 2019 12:45 AM

OP, that’s not the Easter Sunrise Service we were talking about.

by Anonymousreply 29April 22, 2019 12:47 AM

Do you think it was noticeable while you were handing out Communion wafers, Father?

by Anonymousreply 30April 22, 2019 1:17 AM

[quote]Is your ass just a stretched gaping leaking hole?

He was beer can thick. So yes, he left we quite a gape and he shot a lot of cum. Cuban.

[quote]This never happened. OP hasn't had sex since the Clinton administration.

When I was 2?

by Anonymousreply 31April 22, 2019 1:25 AM

ABS = Adult Book Store

by Anonymousreply 32April 22, 2019 1:30 AM

You must be really loose. I’ve never had to worry about it leaking out. Does shit leak out of you too?

by Anonymousreply 33April 22, 2019 1:47 AM

No, not loose R33. The guy just had a really thick cock.

by Anonymousreply 34April 22, 2019 5:26 PM

Mr. Vice President, you should be better prepared for things like this.

by Anonymousreply 35April 22, 2019 5:31 PM

Nothing worst then a quickie between classes. Sitting in class with cum tickling afterward

by Anonymousreply 36April 22, 2019 5:39 PM

THIS is why they hate us.

by Anonymousreply 37April 22, 2019 5:43 PM

I love this story.

by Anonymousreply 38April 22, 2019 5:43 PM

A beautiful Easter story.

by Anonymousreply 39April 22, 2019 6:21 PM

You're a whore. darling

by Anonymousreply 40April 22, 2019 6:24 PM

Op is lying. No one actually hooks up using Scruff

by Anonymousreply 41April 22, 2019 6:24 PM

Use larger sex toys. That will help. Keep expanding and stretching it!

by Anonymousreply 42April 22, 2019 6:58 PM

Did anyone mention that they could smell the noxious gasses you were emitting?

by Anonymousreply 43April 22, 2019 7:10 PM

What a waste of protein.

by Anonymousreply 44April 22, 2019 7:12 PM

Just tell them your asshole is a conduit for the virgin mary. Shedding pearly tears for humanity - it's divine divinity.

by Anonymousreply 45April 22, 2019 7:23 PM

Doesn't this belong in the Let's Pretend We're WASPS thread?

by Anonymousreply 46April 22, 2019 7:23 PM

[quote]Did anyone mention that they could smell the noxious gasses you were emitting?

I showered the night before, so I wasn't stinking.

by Anonymousreply 47April 22, 2019 7:25 PM

Because lube and ass sex have absolutely no odor at all

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by Anonymousreply 48April 22, 2019 7:28 PM

How’s your gape OP? Still oozing?

by Anonymousreply 49April 22, 2019 7:29 PM

I have a go to fantasy similar to this when I need to go somewhere in my mind to masterbate.

Two straight dudes, one which is an Alpha forces his friend to take his load in a restroom (they have that type of relationship - bttm hates it but complies). After they are done, they go back and finish lunch with their wives at a country club....bttm boy is wearing white shorts so has to hold it in. Or, another scenario, they then go to play tennis but Alpha stud rams a butt plug in the other guys ass so his load doesn't spill out onto his white shorts while they play.

Got me hard again as I was typing....my go to when I'm laying in bed and don't what to go through the whole porn production.

by Anonymousreply 50April 22, 2019 7:33 PM

[quote]How’s your gape OP? Still oozing?

Everything is back to normal and super tight. Thanks for asking.

by Anonymousreply 51April 22, 2019 7:37 PM

Use a condom- problem solved!

by Anonymousreply 52April 22, 2019 7:41 PM

If only OP's paramour had taunted him about his puny cocklet, the story would have been perfect.

by Anonymousreply 53April 22, 2019 7:57 PM

If I have go out after a really good fucking and seeding by my husband, I use a sanitary napkin. The kind that attaches to your tighty whities. Or so I hear

by Anonymousreply 54April 22, 2019 7:59 PM

Take a bow OP! You just created my new favorite thread.

by Anonymousreply 55April 22, 2019 8:07 PM

[quote] Two straight dudes,

Straight dudes don't fuck and then carry buttplugs with them.

by Anonymousreply 56April 22, 2019 8:10 PM

He should have felched the cum out of your cunhole OP. It could have been driving from your mouth instead....

by Anonymousreply 57April 22, 2019 8:43 PM

A huge cumfart would have solved your problem.

by Anonymousreply 58April 23, 2019 5:35 PM

Now I can't eat the cream eggs I got at discount today....thanks OP.

by Anonymousreply 59April 24, 2019 1:39 AM

Did you get that nasty stain out of your Garanimals yet, OP? A good pre-soak can do wonders.

by Anonymousreply 60April 24, 2019 2:47 AM
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