Do you guys know that feeling when a dude nuts in you and then it's dripping out of you for a while afterwards Even if it's not dripping, it feels like it's dripping. I had an early morning scruff date. We fucked, he left, and I started to get ready to meet my parents and sister. I realized that I was running behind and couldn't shower. So I sat there squirming and scared that I was staining my khakis. My Mom finally asked me if I'm okay. I blamed the high pollen count. I went to the restroom and balled up some toilet paper and stuck it up there to soak up any drippage.
I can laugh about this now, but I sat through Easter Brunch terrified that cum was dripping out of my hole
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 24, 2019 2:47 AM |
that's what buttplugs are for, dummy
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 21, 2019 10:44 PM |
OP = Aaron Schock
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 21, 2019 10:44 PM |
First-world problem
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 21, 2019 10:45 PM |
Hi, Aaron.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 21, 2019 10:46 PM |
Your'e a whore Darling. Will you marry me?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 21, 2019 10:46 PM |
Not that they'd notice that your fly was open the whole time. And you weren't wearing any underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 21, 2019 10:55 PM |
OP, did you also post in a Thanksgiving thread about stopping in an ABS on the way to dinner and getting fucked?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 21, 2019 10:58 PM |
On this day? ...the holiest of days? I'm rendered speechless.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 21, 2019 11:00 PM |
OP is trash.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 21, 2019 11:01 PM |
"I realized I was running behind...."
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 21, 2019 11:07 PM |
You should have told your mother the truth, it would have been the most EPIC Easter ever.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 21, 2019 11:08 PM |
Why didn't you wear your Big Boy PullUps ?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 21, 2019 11:18 PM |
Does wadded up toilet paper absorb all the HIV, too?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 21, 2019 11:24 PM |
[quote]OP, did you also post in a Thanksgiving thread about stopping in an ABS on the way to dinner and getting fucked?
That wasn't me and I'm not even sure what ABS is.
[quote]Big Boy PullUps ?
If only.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 21, 2019 11:25 PM |
OP: Your mother saw it and thought you were ill. Your father saw it and knew it was jizz dripping.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 21, 2019 11:27 PM |
Just tell everyone you sat in some spilled Hollandaise from your scrumptious eggs bennie.
Tsk. Why do I have to coach you on these basics of being a whore?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 21, 2019 11:27 PM |
Is your ass just a stretched gaping leaking hole? Tighten up girl
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 21, 2019 11:41 PM |
OP you should have worn your Depends.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 21, 2019 11:44 PM |
This never happened. OP hasn't had sex since the Clinton administration.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 21, 2019 11:46 PM |
Happy Queefster everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2019 11:47 PM |
Best Easter ever.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2019 11:48 PM |
These are bubble butt problems
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 21, 2019 11:49 PM |
An Easter Branch doesn’t imply he’s observant. Just hungry. And, well. Thirsty.
Well done, OP. Good for you. In the words of Janis Joplin, “Get it while you can”.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 22, 2019 12:42 AM |
I guess you had a bunny in the oven.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 22, 2019 12:42 AM |
You....you...you really didn't need to post that here.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | April 22, 2019 12:42 AM |
Jizzabel!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 22, 2019 12:45 AM |
OP, that’s not the Easter Sunrise Service we were talking about.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 22, 2019 12:47 AM |
Do you think it was noticeable while you were handing out Communion wafers, Father?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 22, 2019 1:17 AM |
[quote]Is your ass just a stretched gaping leaking hole?
He was beer can thick. So yes, he left we quite a gape and he shot a lot of cum. Cuban.
[quote]This never happened. OP hasn't had sex since the Clinton administration.
When I was 2?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | April 22, 2019 1:25 AM |
ABS = Adult Book Store
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 22, 2019 1:30 AM |
You must be really loose. I’ve never had to worry about it leaking out. Does shit leak out of you too?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 22, 2019 1:47 AM |
No, not loose R33. The guy just had a really thick cock.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 22, 2019 5:26 PM |
Mr. Vice President, you should be better prepared for things like this.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 22, 2019 5:31 PM |
Nothing worst then a quickie between classes. Sitting in class with cum tickling afterward
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 22, 2019 5:39 PM |
THIS is why they hate us.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 22, 2019 5:43 PM |
I love this story.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 22, 2019 5:43 PM |
A beautiful Easter story.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 22, 2019 6:21 PM |
You're a whore. darling
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 22, 2019 6:24 PM |
Op is lying. No one actually hooks up using Scruff
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 22, 2019 6:24 PM |
Use larger sex toys. That will help. Keep expanding and stretching it!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 22, 2019 6:58 PM |
Did anyone mention that they could smell the noxious gasses you were emitting?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 22, 2019 7:10 PM |
What a waste of protein.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 22, 2019 7:12 PM |
Just tell them your asshole is a conduit for the virgin mary. Shedding pearly tears for humanity - it's divine divinity.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 22, 2019 7:23 PM |
Doesn't this belong in the Let's Pretend We're WASPS thread?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 22, 2019 7:23 PM |
[quote]Did anyone mention that they could smell the noxious gasses you were emitting?
I showered the night before, so I wasn't stinking.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 22, 2019 7:25 PM |
Because lube and ass sex have absolutely no odor at all
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 22, 2019 7:28 PM |
How’s your gape OP? Still oozing?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 22, 2019 7:29 PM |
I have a go to fantasy similar to this when I need to go somewhere in my mind to masterbate.
Two straight dudes, one which is an Alpha forces his friend to take his load in a restroom (they have that type of relationship - bttm hates it but complies). After they are done, they go back and finish lunch with their wives at a country club....bttm boy is wearing white shorts so has to hold it in. Or, another scenario, they then go to play tennis but Alpha stud rams a butt plug in the other guys ass so his load doesn't spill out onto his white shorts while they play.
Got me hard again as I was typing....my go to when I'm laying in bed and don't what to go through the whole porn production.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 22, 2019 7:33 PM |
[quote]How’s your gape OP? Still oozing?
Everything is back to normal and super tight. Thanks for asking.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 22, 2019 7:37 PM |
Use a condom- problem solved!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 22, 2019 7:41 PM |
If only OP's paramour had taunted him about his puny cocklet, the story would have been perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 22, 2019 7:57 PM |
If I have go out after a really good fucking and seeding by my husband, I use a sanitary napkin. The kind that attaches to your tighty whities. Or so I hear
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 22, 2019 7:59 PM |
Take a bow OP! You just created my new favorite thread.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 22, 2019 8:07 PM |
[quote] Two straight dudes,
Straight dudes don't fuck and then carry buttplugs with them.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2019 8:10 PM |
He should have felched the cum out of your cunhole OP. It could have been driving from your mouth instead....
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2019 8:43 PM |
A huge cumfart would have solved your problem.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 23, 2019 5:35 PM |
Now I can't eat the cream eggs I got at discount today....thanks OP.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 24, 2019 1:39 AM |
Did you get that nasty stain out of your Garanimals yet, OP? A good pre-soak can do wonders.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 24, 2019 2:47 AM |