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Melania's BE BEST White House Easter Egg Roll
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 26, 2019 10:19 PM |
Btw, Vairst Letty's boobs are not just large, but YUGE in that white dress. Did she have another tits enlargement procedure in order to keep Ze Beeg Donult and his Leetle Donult pleased?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 21, 2019 12:49 PM |
Those frankentitties were installed during her "kidney procedure," I believe.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | April 21, 2019 12:50 PM |
Did they implant a new set of kidneys into her bosom instead of where they actually belong?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | April 21, 2019 12:54 PM |
YES, I noticed they seemed bigger last fall, and wondered if it was related to her disappearance.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 21, 2019 12:57 PM |
She entertains the dads with a special easter egg show she used to perform in Tijuana.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 21, 2019 12:59 PM |
Whore.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 21, 2019 1:02 PM |
Does anyone else wonder why she always wear her belts so high under her breasts? To hide a pot belly, perhaps?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 21, 2019 1:08 PM |
Slut, the Eva Braun of our time
by Anonymous | reply 8 | April 21, 2019 1:08 PM |
Gwyneth Paltrow and Madame Gin Sling might host even more horrifying egg roll events.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 21, 2019 1:10 PM |
Good for her. Taking a little piece of The White House to sick children.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 21, 2019 1:13 PM |
As if Michelle or Laura did anything better for Easter.... Sigh. Leave Melania alone you immigrant haters.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 21, 2019 1:16 PM |
Fuck off r11, she’s married to the most hated, despicable piece of shit this country has had to endure in living memory. She continues to be with that vile monster and makes inappropriate jokes about locked up children. Fuck her and you. Bye bitch 👋
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 21, 2019 1:20 PM |
Will the Orange Satan dress as the Easter Bunny to grope the kiddies?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 21, 2019 1:22 PM |
R12 could use a "Be Best" lesson before lashing out so unexpectedly.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | April 21, 2019 1:23 PM |
The most attended Egg Roll of all time. Period.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | April 21, 2019 1:27 PM |
R11 wants to go where the orange führer has been before.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | April 21, 2019 3:19 PM |
And no doubt The Donald will be there telling the fat kids they shouldn't eat any chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 21, 2019 3:22 PM |
I hope Barron will put on a really grumpy face.
Seriously, having to attend this cringeworthy shitfest must be a true ordeal to any young lad his age.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 21, 2019 3:32 PM |
R17, WHAT *nom, nom, nom* CHOCOLATE?!? *nom, nom, nom*
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 21, 2019 3:34 PM |
Be best, dying children! Bye, bye....
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 21, 2019 3:41 PM |
Trump is filth and she seems to fit right in. But his children are even worse than Melanie. Jared and Evanka making us pay for their employees as they run their businesses from our White House. That whole family should be in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 21, 2019 3:48 PM |
Lol at R20 15 and esp. R5. Thanks for the Easter hilarity. Great responses /. Keep ‘em coming!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2019 4:25 PM |
Let's hope Barron will throw a tantrum, tossing around hundreds of these musical eggs and sticking some of them up his father's fat arse.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2019 5:00 PM |
Stupid whore
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 21, 2019 6:00 PM |
Fuck off r11.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 21, 2019 6:08 PM |
Replace 'Kyle's mum' with 'Melania' or 'Vairst Letty' and be merry!
Happy Easter!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | April 21, 2019 6:14 PM |
When is this crapfest about to start?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | April 22, 2019 11:08 AM |
I had heard that previous hospital stay was because he had hit her. He has hit all his wives.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 22, 2019 11:45 AM |
^That's probably the only way of him gettting a stiffy.
That and some Russian hookers peeing on him.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | April 22, 2019 5:43 PM |
Barron had a low-key and very enjoyable holiday at the White House. The Easter Bunny visited him in his cage in the basement.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 22, 2019 5:54 PM |
PUTA
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 22, 2019 5:54 PM |
Did the Easter Bunny also introduce him to the joys of the nether regions?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 22, 2019 5:55 PM |
Barron is staying far away from his vile father, in the care of his chain-migration American citizen grandparents.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 22, 2019 5:56 PM |
Barron has been MIA for weeks now. What gives?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 22, 2019 5:59 PM |
R35, for Barron's sake I hope so.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 22, 2019 5:59 PM |
Actually r12 there are quite a number of despicable pieces of shit. A veritable avalanche of them since the 1980's.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 22, 2019 6:12 PM |
Will she be showing off her shaved pussy? She's usually good for that
by Anonymous | reply 39 | April 22, 2019 6:36 PM |
I think it's likely Barron lives with his grandparents and Melania spends as much time there as possible. As Trump declines mentally and cognitively, it seems like those who love Barron would want to protect him from this lunatic.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 22, 2019 6:40 PM |
Imagine, having that influence and ability to do some good in the world as FLOTUS and doing barely anything.
She must be dreading the 2020 election. You know she won't cast a vote for him.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | April 22, 2019 6:47 PM |
R41, aye have got eenkraidible amount of eenfluence vit BE BEST campaign!
Stop beeink bully or aye will heet ju vit bag!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 23, 2019 8:05 AM |
I don't know this has been posted elsewhere on the site (the search function is fucked), but the White House Twitter account chose a downright bizarre photo for their birthday greeting to Melania:
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 26, 2019 9:12 PM |
Whew, what a BIZARRE concept, R43.
At least it appears to be the real turtle, not the mock.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 26, 2019 9:19 PM |
R43 Sarah Sanders posted this really cute picture of Melania. Who else thinks she has a crush on her?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | April 26, 2019 9:30 PM |
The sleeping man is?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 26, 2019 10:05 PM |
It's Phil Mitchell from EastEnders, R47. The Twitter account is dedicated to making weird collages involving him.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 26, 2019 10:09 PM |
The other additions are hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 26, 2019 10:12 PM |
there's nothing cute about Sarah Sanders or Melanie. Both lying sacks of shit.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 26, 2019 10:16 PM |
Melania is wearing a coat indoors in the Oval Office pic. Obviously looking to make a quick escape.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 26, 2019 10:19 PM |