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Melania's BE BEST White House Easter Egg Roll

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by Anonymousreply 51April 26, 2019 10:19 PM

Btw, Vairst Letty's boobs are not just large, but YUGE in that white dress. Did she have another tits enlargement procedure in order to keep Ze Beeg Donult and his Leetle Donult pleased?

by Anonymousreply 1April 21, 2019 12:49 PM

Those frankentitties were installed during her "kidney procedure," I believe.

by Anonymousreply 2April 21, 2019 12:50 PM

Did they implant a new set of kidneys into her bosom instead of where they actually belong?

by Anonymousreply 3April 21, 2019 12:54 PM

YES, I noticed they seemed bigger last fall, and wondered if it was related to her disappearance.

by Anonymousreply 4April 21, 2019 12:57 PM

She entertains the dads with a special easter egg show she used to perform in Tijuana.

by Anonymousreply 5April 21, 2019 12:59 PM

Whore.

by Anonymousreply 6April 21, 2019 1:02 PM

Does anyone else wonder why she always wear her belts so high under her breasts? To hide a pot belly, perhaps?

by Anonymousreply 7April 21, 2019 1:08 PM

Slut, the Eva Braun of our time

by Anonymousreply 8April 21, 2019 1:08 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow and Madame Gin Sling might host even more horrifying egg roll events.

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by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2019 1:10 PM

Good for her. Taking a little piece of The White House to sick children.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2019 1:13 PM

As if Michelle or Laura did anything better for Easter.... Sigh. Leave Melania alone you immigrant haters.

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2019 1:16 PM

Fuck off r11, she’s married to the most hated, despicable piece of shit this country has had to endure in living memory. She continues to be with that vile monster and makes inappropriate jokes about locked up children. Fuck her and you. Bye bitch 👋

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2019 1:20 PM

Will the Orange Satan dress as the Easter Bunny to grope the kiddies?

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2019 1:22 PM

R12 could use a "Be Best" lesson before lashing out so unexpectedly.

by Anonymousreply 14April 21, 2019 1:23 PM

The most attended Egg Roll of all time. Period.

by Anonymousreply 15April 21, 2019 1:27 PM

R11 wants to go where the orange führer has been before.

by Anonymousreply 16April 21, 2019 3:19 PM

And no doubt The Donald will be there telling the fat kids they shouldn't eat any chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 17April 21, 2019 3:22 PM

I hope Barron will put on a really grumpy face.

Seriously, having to attend this cringeworthy shitfest must be a true ordeal to any young lad his age.

by Anonymousreply 18April 21, 2019 3:32 PM

R17, WHAT *nom, nom, nom* CHOCOLATE?!? *nom, nom, nom*

by Anonymousreply 19April 21, 2019 3:34 PM

Be best, dying children! Bye, bye....

by Anonymousreply 20April 21, 2019 3:41 PM

Trump is filth and she seems to fit right in. But his children are even worse than Melanie. Jared and Evanka making us pay for their employees as they run their businesses from our White House. That whole family should be in prison.

by Anonymousreply 21April 21, 2019 3:48 PM

Lol at R20 15 and esp. R5. Thanks for the Easter hilarity. Great responses /. Keep ‘em coming!

by Anonymousreply 22April 21, 2019 4:25 PM

Let's hope Barron will throw a tantrum, tossing around hundreds of these musical eggs and sticking some of them up his father's fat arse.

by Anonymousreply 23April 21, 2019 5:00 PM

Stupid whore

by Anonymousreply 24April 21, 2019 6:00 PM

Fuck off r11.

by Anonymousreply 25April 21, 2019 6:08 PM

Replace 'Kyle's mum' with 'Melania' or 'Vairst Letty' and be merry!

Happy Easter!

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by Anonymousreply 26April 21, 2019 6:14 PM

Yeah, be best, you genocidal cunts.

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by Anonymousreply 27April 21, 2019 6:18 PM

When is this crapfest about to start?

by Anonymousreply 28April 22, 2019 11:08 AM

I had heard that previous hospital stay was because he had hit her. He has hit all his wives.

by Anonymousreply 29April 22, 2019 11:45 AM

^That's probably the only way of him gettting a stiffy.

That and some Russian hookers peeing on him.

by Anonymousreply 30April 22, 2019 5:43 PM

Barron nowhere to be seen.

Interesting.

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by Anonymousreply 31April 22, 2019 5:51 PM

Barron had a low-key and very enjoyable holiday at the White House. The Easter Bunny visited him in his cage in the basement.

by Anonymousreply 32April 22, 2019 5:54 PM

PUTA

by Anonymousreply 33April 22, 2019 5:54 PM

Did the Easter Bunny also introduce him to the joys of the nether regions?

by Anonymousreply 34April 22, 2019 5:55 PM

Barron is staying far away from his vile father, in the care of his chain-migration American citizen grandparents.

by Anonymousreply 35April 22, 2019 5:56 PM

Barron has been MIA for weeks now. What gives?

by Anonymousreply 36April 22, 2019 5:59 PM

R35, for Barron's sake I hope so.

by Anonymousreply 37April 22, 2019 5:59 PM

Actually r12 there are quite a number of despicable pieces of shit. A veritable avalanche of them since the 1980's.

by Anonymousreply 38April 22, 2019 6:12 PM

Will she be showing off her shaved pussy? She's usually good for that

by Anonymousreply 39April 22, 2019 6:36 PM

I think it's likely Barron lives with his grandparents and Melania spends as much time there as possible. As Trump declines mentally and cognitively, it seems like those who love Barron would want to protect him from this lunatic.

by Anonymousreply 40April 22, 2019 6:40 PM

Imagine, having that influence and ability to do some good in the world as FLOTUS and doing barely anything.

She must be dreading the 2020 election. You know she won't cast a vote for him.

by Anonymousreply 41April 22, 2019 6:47 PM

R41, aye have got eenkraidible amount of eenfluence vit BE BEST campaign!

Stop beeink bully or aye will heet ju vit bag!

by Anonymousreply 42April 23, 2019 8:05 AM

I don't know this has been posted elsewhere on the site (the search function is fucked), but the White House Twitter account chose a downright bizarre photo for their birthday greeting to Melania:

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by Anonymousreply 43April 26, 2019 9:12 PM

Whew, what a BIZARRE concept, R43.

At least it appears to be the real turtle, not the mock.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 26, 2019 9:19 PM

R43 Sarah Sanders posted this really cute picture of Melania. Who else thinks she has a crush on her?

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by Anonymousreply 45April 26, 2019 9:30 PM

....

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by Anonymousreply 46April 26, 2019 9:59 PM

The sleeping man is?

by Anonymousreply 47April 26, 2019 10:05 PM

It's Phil Mitchell from EastEnders, R47. The Twitter account is dedicated to making weird collages involving him.

by Anonymousreply 48April 26, 2019 10:09 PM

The other additions are hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 49April 26, 2019 10:12 PM

there's nothing cute about Sarah Sanders or Melanie. Both lying sacks of shit.

by Anonymousreply 50April 26, 2019 10:16 PM

Melania is wearing a coat indoors in the Oval Office pic. Obviously looking to make a quick escape.

by Anonymousreply 51April 26, 2019 10:19 PM
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