I don’t mean stylish conservative clothes, dear. I mean polyester pants, a beige wind breaker and a wool cap. Don’t resist. It’s for the best. Just relax and allow the transformation. Everyone does it.
What age will you start wearing “old men clothes?”
by Anonymous | reply 83 | April 26, 2019 10:45 PM |
Old men clothes : Wears a suit or something business non-casual all the time. Always wears a vest. Always wearing dress shoes. Always dressed for the office even though they're just going to lunch.
Not old men clothes : Goes to work and has a desk job in jeans and a hoodie.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | April 21, 2019 2:31 AM |
This guy is young but would you really dress like this?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | April 21, 2019 2:40 AM |
r3, the outfit is fine, but his reds are clashing.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | April 21, 2019 2:42 AM |
Does the guy at R4 want to be beaten up or alienated by his coworkers?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | April 21, 2019 2:42 AM |
Too old looking, R5.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | April 21, 2019 2:42 AM |
Older man looking better than many younger men.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | April 21, 2019 2:44 AM |
Colton Ford was hot when he did porn. I remember him being fucked while fucking another guy, specifically. Still hot.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | April 21, 2019 2:46 AM |
I've dressed basically the same way my whole like. It's called personal style.
I don't see changing it.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | April 21, 2019 2:48 AM |
Older, dressed to the hilt, and looking for attention.
I love his rabbit-head cane.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | April 21, 2019 2:48 AM |
R4 I was a elegant/silly dandy until my mid-30's and got a LOT of action. That's because skinny, tall and good looking can wear anything and it looks good.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | April 21, 2019 2:51 AM |
I don't care for old dandies if they are American. Except old African American dandies are cool. I don't mind old dandies if they are celebrities of some sort, or college professors, or Latin. When I was in my 20's I had a 60 yo trim Spanish dandy fuck bud, leathery skin, French and English tailoring, huge horse cock.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | April 21, 2019 2:57 AM |
Old Japanese dandies are cool, too.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | April 21, 2019 2:58 AM |
I’ve worn old men clothes since I was like 25.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | April 21, 2019 2:58 AM |
I'm ready!
I would love to find some nice casual long-sleeved shirts that aren't so tapered in the waist. Why do all these brands like Gap, JCrew and Banana Republic insist on doing that to all their shirts, even those they label as classic fit?
Are there really so many millions of size 28 waists for those brands?
Can anyone recommend a good brand that doesn't do this? Must I resort to LL Bean and Lands End??
by Anonymous | reply 20 | April 21, 2019 3:00 AM |
But r5, it’s very hard to match colors exactly unless you dye to match.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | April 21, 2019 3:04 AM |
[quote]Are there really so many millions of size 28 waists for those brands?
That's just what goes unsold.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | April 21, 2019 3:05 AM |
LOL, OP!! My grandfather is 75 and he has a beige windbreaker. He also has a hat which he wears ALL the time unless he's indoors.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | April 21, 2019 3:06 AM |
R15 is what the eldergays insist people should dress like.
Normal dudes just wear what is comfortable because clothing doesn't dictate skills as much as it dictates skills that you "purport" to have.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | April 21, 2019 3:06 AM |
What happened to earrings, caftans?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | April 21, 2019 3:26 AM |
The dude @ R27 is Allan Bradbury. He favors Vivienne Westwood designs.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | April 21, 2019 3:37 AM |
You're never too old to rock out with your titties and bits out.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | April 21, 2019 3:49 AM |
I get all of my really fab clothes from BLAIR.com
by Anonymous | reply 33 | April 21, 2019 3:51 AM |
Once you reach 40 years of age, you should stop wearing jeans, especially denim blue jeans. Jeans are designed, and cut to have attention brought to your crotch and ass, and there is a certain time in one's life, when you have to stop foisting your saggy old body on the public, seeking attention. No one wants to see THAT!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | April 21, 2019 3:55 AM |
How about never. You'll pry my jeans and t-shirts away from my cold, dead hands.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | April 21, 2019 3:56 AM |
The idea that comfortable equals dressing like a slob is really only subscribed to by the lower classes tbh. There's nothing better than a really well dressed older man if you ask me. Style has nothing to do with age. You either have it or you don't. I just saw a FB photo of a group of Americans on vacation, all 50+. Ugly sneakers, bad shorts, athletic socks, t-shirts and stupid baseball caps on all of them, men and woman. They looked like trash.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | April 21, 2019 4:00 AM |
I just turned fifty and I have a look of a collared shirt, jeans and a cardigan. I’m sure I don’t look stylish, but I prefer the anonymity of looking like this
by Anonymous | reply 37 | April 21, 2019 4:13 AM |
OMG R32, that can't be unseen. And a woman is seen in public with him. Gag
by Anonymous | reply 38 | April 21, 2019 4:37 AM |
According to the Internets, this elderly gent is 104 years old.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | April 21, 2019 4:41 AM |
I'm in my 50s and still wear shirts that I wore in college. I think most of my clothes are classic in style, so are still wearable for decades.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | April 21, 2019 4:52 AM |
R41
Yes, it's been my personal ambition to try my darndest to resemble Wilfrid Hyde White as soon as possible.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | April 21, 2019 5:17 AM |
Who is that at R12? Now there's a gentleman whose arm I would gladly decorate
by Anonymous | reply 44 | April 21, 2019 11:32 AM |
R39 - Attention whores at any age are insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | April 22, 2019 5:59 PM |
I'm with r11. I'll keep dressing in my personal style.
Everyone should wear what they are comfortable in except sports jerseys. The sports casual wear that guys dress in shouldn't happen in the first place.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 22, 2019 6:05 PM |
Start? I've been wearing old man clothes since I was in lederhosen.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 22, 2019 6:12 PM |
R20, there's Brooks Brothers. Their Traditional Fit dress shirts come in patterns that can certainly serve as casual shirts. They're more expensive than the brands you named, obviously.
Otherwise, yes, I'm afraid it's LLBean and Lands End. I'm not sure why you object to them vs. J Crew et al. A long-sleeved plaid shirt is a long-sleeved plaid shirt, and the quality is about the same. Are you saying these brands have an old-man association? If so, remember that no one can see the label when you're wearing the shirt.
Anyway, one of the gifts of maturity is not caring what other people think about this kind of superficial thing.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | April 22, 2019 6:20 PM |
R8 knows some stylish geezers
Only on DL would the guy at R9 (who is likely early 40s) be called an "old man" Ditto the "gorgeous" (such a gay word) guy at R30 who is also likely early 40s at most
Does R34 really believe that everyone over the age of 40 has a "saggy ass" (and that people under 40 don't)?
R36 suffers from classic DL Class Insecurity
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 22, 2019 6:21 PM |
I think of what my dad wore in his final decade when I think of old men clothes. But he died at 87 yo. He wore a lot of plaid shirts, polyester dressy stretch pants with suspenders (no ass), tennis shoes with velcro straps rather than laces, often a cowboy hat, occasionally cowboy boots, but not too often as he became unsteady on his feet, and a bolo tie if he was feeling the desire to be stylish. I don't plan on living that long, but I'm more likely to go with black t-shirts and jeans. (White t-shirts do nothing but accentuate that inevitable old man's little pot belly. ) My 90 yo uncle is a little more stylish and will dress up in a suit for a dinner out. Otherwise, he will wear tennis/golf (polo-type) shirts and a pair of khakis.
I define fashion surrender as men who, starting in their 40s dress 90% of the time in sweat pants, a t-shirt or a wife-beater, a sweat suit windbreaker or regular windbreaker and a baseball cap. Those are men who have given up, and that's a sad sight. Often excess weight is a factor in this fashion choice, but there are still alternatives.
As I approach my twilight years, I'm finding that the stretchy waist (that apparently all jeans now have) is not my friend. If I wear a pair of olds style 501 Levis that will stay on my flat ass, the pants will be cinched in so tightly at my waist that it's uncomfortable. If I buy a pair of jeans that has a stretchy waist, (which stretches out the first day after washing the jeans) the pants will fall down my ass unless I wear a belt and cinch the waist pretty tightly. But that cinching will create a little muffin top just above my belt, which otherwise would not be there. Not a problem in winter when I'm wearing a coat, but a big problem in summer. It's a fashion dilemma.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 22, 2019 6:42 PM |
A lot of jeans have a low rise, which doesn't help...
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 22, 2019 7:28 PM |
When you enter phase 2 you start wearing the Veteran Cap.
Everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 22, 2019 7:41 PM |
Can’t wait to wear my pants up to my nipples.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 22, 2019 8:19 PM |
I think i'm too lazy for the old men's style, but i started to find interesting some perfumes that always considered "old man's perfumes" so all i can say is time is a bitch
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 22, 2019 8:20 PM |
I love this thread. How to dress as you age is an issue we all face. Flair might be OK, but age-appropriate is paramount if you don’t want to be judged pathetic. (See r16)
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 22, 2019 8:40 PM |
When can I start wearing black knee-high dress socks with my shorts and sandals, OP?
TIA!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 22, 2019 9:37 PM |
What’s odd is this: you see an old man or an old lady wearing those frumpy old styles, or old biddy hairdos. You figure they’re maybe 75 to 80 years old. But then you realize that in the relatively modern 1980s, they were only fortyish. It’s not like they’re from the 1940s, like our grandparents or great-grandparents were.
At some point they just... turned.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | April 22, 2019 9:52 PM |
LOL. If I start weargin running suits in public please euthanize me.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | April 22, 2019 9:59 PM |
Yes R17, anything but a (white) American. Your troll is showing.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | April 22, 2019 10:18 PM |
R51, nine months of the year, suspenders are your friends. Jeans are not your friends at any time if you have a flat ass and any extra weight at all around the waist
I have a flat ass, like you. I went through a phase of cinching the belt so tight I could barely breathe and a phase of constantly hauling my pants up. Now, I wear suspenders from fall through spring. I wear them over either a t-shirt or a dress shirt, depending on the occasion, and under either a sweater or a casual shirt, untucked, depending on the weather.
In summer, I have to do the cinched belt thing except when I'm driving or otherwise sitting down for long periods, when I loosen the belt.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | April 22, 2019 11:39 PM |
Why can't you wear suspenders in summer?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | April 22, 2019 11:40 PM |
Cause he’d look like Mork from Ork.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | April 22, 2019 11:55 PM |
Dork from pork
by Anonymous | reply 64 | April 23, 2019 12:18 AM |
[quote]I've dressed basically the same way my whole like. It's called personal style.
501's and a T. It's a timeless look. Works for me.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | April 23, 2019 12:28 AM |
r16 Notice the ankle chain? This freak is a child pornographer.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | April 23, 2019 1:52 AM |
[quote] It's a timeless look.
I guarantee you dude also has a "signature scent"
And is able to keep a straight face when he tells people "it's a timeless look"
(Okay, probably a gay face, but he's able to say it without smirking or laughing.)
by Anonymous | reply 67 | April 23, 2019 2:15 AM |
What do you mean, “start?”
by Anonymous | reply 68 | April 23, 2019 3:21 AM |
MY MOM SAYS I LOOK NICE IN MY MEMBERS ONLY JACKET AND PAJAMA JEANS.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 23, 2019 4:03 AM |
I'm never going to look like I go to bed in a suit like someone's Italian grandpa who keeps talking about the "village" he came from.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 23, 2019 4:07 AM |
Never.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 23, 2019 6:34 AM |
R62, you can wear suspenders in the summer if you want to; it's a free country (sort of, for now). But: (1) if you wear them with shorts, you'll look like you're on your way to a yodeling contest; (2) if you're under 75, you'll look weird and creepy.
If you happen to be over 75, wear whatever the hell you want. Privilege of old age.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 23, 2019 6:41 PM |
I love stretchy pants nowadays - surpremely comfortable.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | April 23, 2019 7:33 PM |
r61, ...you and I need to start wearing these, they may help us keep our pants up.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | April 24, 2019 11:53 PM |
R36 So...how DOES one dress comfortable yet not trashy?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | April 25, 2019 12:02 AM |
R75 Iss not possible ..
by Anonymous | reply 76 | April 25, 2019 12:04 AM |
my feet are fucked up, i wear teva sandals.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | April 25, 2019 12:09 AM |
r77; 40 plus. tevas are hideous but helped my foot pain
by Anonymous | reply 78 | April 25, 2019 12:14 AM |
I think that old gent in the red suit is fabulous ! I love when older people dress elegantly or with eccentricity . Ive always worn whatever the hell Ive wanted and dont plan to stop now at age 58. I must be doing something right as I get complimented all the time on how I look.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | April 25, 2019 12:14 AM |
I will never ever dress in traditional old man clothes. I wear sneakers to the gym ONLY. Wouldn't be caught dead wearing them with jeans on the street. No sweatpants - EVER. No pajama pants in public EVER. 541 Levis fit me well right now so that is my go to trouser. I do like madras shorts in the summer but have to be in the right place to wear them - other than that khaki or navy shorts with driver shoes. I have reduced my wearing of flip flops unless I am at the beach.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | April 25, 2019 12:31 AM |
[quote]I love stretchy pants nowadays - surpremely comfortable.
501 non shrink-to-fits now come with about 1-2% Spandex, making them ultra attractive on worked out older guys. I smell lightly of Pear's Soap, which is vaguely like patchouli, asshole R67.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | April 26, 2019 9:01 PM |
Worse than "old men clothes" is old men wearing hoodies and sneakers.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | April 26, 2019 9:03 PM |