Chrissy Metz Topples the Box Office This Weekend and Breaks Through to #1!!!☝🏻

Wow she really ate the competition

I read this as “Chrissy Metz Topless....” Oi.

Josh Lucas hitched his wagon to the right elephant.

The truth is that, unlike her cholesterol levels, her film is underperforming and slated to finish in 3rd place behind Curse of La Llorona and Shazam.

Shazam!

Who wrote this article, Fay Knuze?

Is Topher Grace's part worth seeing (if, by chance, you simply have to see everything Topher Grace is in)?

Movies like this result in brain dead people being kept on machines and feeding tubes for years, eating up medical resources and making health care unaffordable for others.

I've seen the trailer for this movie, which makes it seem unwatchable, and I have a question: Is Chrissy's son supposed to be adopted? Or is this another ridiculous example of "color-blind casting?"

I think the casting director was just plain blind.

Yes, the character is adopted.

No, he’s their natural son after Josh Lucas seeded her pussy with his giant virile cock. Too bad he could only get an inch in. But it was enough to produce a son.

Slow news day? I wish I had that much time

What a triumph for the Ample Community. Congratulations, dolls.

She's come along way.

I can believe this story of a boy being dead for an hour then coming back to life, but I simply cannot believe that Josh Lucas would marry Chrissy Metz. Come ON.

Yawn. She’s fat, we get it. I bet she’s still infinitely more comfortable in her body than the people who feel the need to keep talking about it on this website.

R16, it’s a faith movie. Looks don’t come into it. He might’ve been attracted to her soul, her values, her warmth. Not everyone is sex-crazed, not everything is about looks.

Anyway, I’m looking forward to seeing this. She is so talented on This Is Us.

"... her film is underperforming and slated to finish in 3rd place"

Did you mean 33rd place?

R16 Maybe his character is a feeder.

Maybe his character loves her for who she is on the inside.

No, when they got married, she was skinny. Look at the wedding pictures on the wall. She only got fat after having the kid.

R23 That will do it.

I don't know what was more unbelievable Chrissy married to Josh ( they gave him glasses to tone down his handsomeness ) or Chrissy running down the hospital hall.

The Curse of La Llorona is opening ahead of expectations at the box office, scaring up $11.8 million from 3,372 theaters Friday for a projected debut of $24 million-$26 million.

The bad news: the R-rated horror pic can't rescue the box office from THE SLOWEST EASTER WEEKEND IN MORE THAN A DECADE

What the nurses’ station looked like when Chrissy was running down the hall.

Of course she had to make a “faith” movie, where looks don’t matter. It’s not like she was going to star in a sex comedy...

Why can’t she star in a sex comedy like Melissa McCarthy?

Hollywood hates to see women who aren’t a size zero.

Melissa is a very likeable actress and not a Hollywood phony.

Move over Gaga. No I mean really move over Gaga or be crushed. 2020 is when Chrissy will hear her name called at the Oscar's.

She's actually not bad.

Love that song!

R24 Women don't usually gain 300 pounds because of pregnancy.

I’m sorry, are you her doctor? We don’t know what her medical records say.

What do you think she's going to give birth to, [R34]? An entire Krispy Kreme store?

Yum!😋 I’d lick those donuts. 🍩

Does anyone agree with me that Josh Lucas has one of THE worst cases of "gay voice" ever?

Who the fuck cares about this woman’s weight enough to post incessantly about her?

Jesus, it’s pathetic.

Fuck ?!- This is where Josh Lucas' careerbis at??

Down the shitter as the DL three starter would say or what?

I lament his Sweet Home Alsbama days bitching at Reese.

^^ Excuse typos - on mobile on train for Easter.

The only faith-based movies worth a damn are the ones in which Ricky Schroder disrobes.

Does Chrissy’s pussy stink in this one?

Does Josh smell Chrissy’s pussy in this one?

Does Josh eat Chrissy out in this one?

No, but Josh fucks Chrissy in this one, but only after they’re married. They meet cute and have a cute will they or won’t they courtship. But after they’re married, all bets are off and Josh could finally give in to the Carnal pleasures of the flesh.

Really, you got no idea how hard Pon work to make this fat lady presentable...

FML...

[quote]Does Josh smell Chrissy’s pussy in this one?

No, but he can smell her ass...

Heavens, another thread mocking this poor woman! Really, gays? Don't you gurls have something better to do on Easter Sunday, like cruise a park or order in an escort? I've really had enough of this. If you keep it up, your just going to wind up driving away female posters.

How is this thread mocking this woman? It’s celebrating her BO.

R49, dear, would you kindly define BO? I'm certain that for you, BO stands for something like, I don't know, bred orifice, but I have no idea what it stands for in relation to Miss Metz.

[quote]Fuck ?!- This is where Josh Lucas' careerbis at??

I think this is a step up from playing Deb Messing's ex-husband on a flop TV series.

R48, fingers crossed cunt

[quote]Chrissy Metz Topples the Box Office This Weekend and Breaks Through to #1!!!☝🏻

She toppled it by leaning on it

Wait until she sits on it...

Where are u seeing that this movie is number 1?

All I'm seeing is #2, splattered outside Chrissy's favorite Whole Food's.

I have been watching the coming attraction for this movie for the past six fucking months.

By definition, are ALL Christian movies a horror sub-genera?

Does the kid come back to life and eat brains?

Can't wait for it to fade into oblivion.

R56, hang in there. Hopefully gone by next weekend.

No, I will top the box office next weekend too!

Claims of this going to #1 need to be taken with a grain of salt.

She’s made and is promoting a kickass movie, kinda disproves your theory that she’s can’t do things and spends her days sitting around eating, dontcha think?

r55=apostrophe abuser

R22 "Maybe his character loves her for who she is on the inside."

How's he supposed to find it, then?

[quote] Breakthrough carries an estimated net production cost of $14M and a craft services budget of $6M

👏 , OP!

She's an enormous box office draw.

Im just glad she shaved off the beard.

Chrissy can crush the competition...

[quote]I bet she’s still infinitely more comfortable in her body than the people who feel the need to keep talking about it on this website.

What about chaffing?

While most of you mockers and haters dwell in your mothers' basements and haven't been near a man since the Hoover administration, she is living an exciting life and has hot guys lining up around the block to fuck her. Her hot curves and positive outlook on life are dick stiffeners for straight men.

She'll lose the weight eventually, just like all the other fat women there were fat at the beginning of their stardom.

R68: There are NO hot guys within a 4-mile radius of her unless they need shade.

I really think the fatty defender is being sarcastic.

The movie is anything BUT a turkey. Karma will be a bitch to the haters. They'll get their just desserts.

She flattened all competitors like delicious buttery pancakes!

Pon, do you have any comment on r68?

Did someone say "dessert?" - Chrissy, cannonballing into the half-priced Easter candy

[quote]Yum!😋 I’d lick those donuts. 🍩

Okay, Ariana.

R69

Didn’t do much for Kate Smith’s career...

Why do y'all hate her so much? I'm genuinely asking.

It's a great movie. She should get an Oscar nomination for this. She is really good.

Certainly more worthy than that hag who won a couple of weeks back for a movie that's already been long forgotten.

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Methinks they are inflating those box office numbers. The movie looks like a massive flop waiting to happen.

Anytime a faith-based film gets a wide release it does well. I think the Mormon church alone is responsible for 100,000 of those tickets.

Is this movie titled Breakthrough because Chrissie Metz unintentionally breaks through a hospital wall trying to get to her son?

r83 has all the wit of a third grader who rides the short bus. You know exactly what the title means? Let's see how funny you think you are when she wins a Golden Globe and takes home Oscar next year. She'll probably snag a SAG award too. I think she is destined for great things. I also think she will stay with This Is Us since it's her bread and butter.

[quote]I think she is destined to eat a great many things. I also think she will stay with continue to contstantly eat her bread and butter.

I fixed it for you.

Concession sales were phenomenal!

You guys are so terrible.

I love y’all.

I rent SUV-size limo for premiere. She barely fit in it. At least we no need jaws of life like regular limo. That mistake I not repeat twice.

R84, her winning Golden Globes and Oscar's is of no consequence to me. I'll be happy for her if she does. But she still needs to stop putting so much food in her mouth.

Who says she is putting so much food in her mouth? Some people are just naturally big boned.

Exactly, r90. Nobody know what her caloric entake it, so it's not fair to judge her for overeating. The truth is, we just don't no.

She eat like pig. Big bone my ass.

Pon,

Did you fill the SUV-size limo with half-price Easter candy?

If not, you may have to go back there...

I go to so many stores. $1500 on candy.

Pon, dear, I'm not paying $2 an hour to post this shit.

From now on you post about how I eat like a bird -- through gritted teeth if need be.

Anymore of these comments about how I eat when I'm at home and I might actually break another toilet and make you clean it up.

Is that understood? Now, get to posting.

Oh, yeah. Miss Chrissy eat like bird. All true.

She munch on carrot stick and celery for snack. Nom, nom, nom. I promise I never see her eat junk food.

She have gun to my head for that post at R97. She gone now. I tell truth: She sends me to Costco for Snickers and she ate big bulk in ten minutes.

Next time spend it on Whole Foods Keto candy. We already go over food budget for whole year, not just month. Might as well try and see if she eat it. Good thing network contract include food allowance or she be broke and we be out of job. I not going back to Manila. My coccyx healing nicely in case anyone ask. But I not think I can take one more injury like that.

This Pon/Tam crap leaves me speechless. I can't believe this type of bigotry is being posted on a so-called liberal, progressive thread. I find it all mind-boggling that the gays are posting this shit. It's just one big huge WTF. Please stop it. Stop it before you embarrass yourself even more and make you all look like a bunch of hippocritical gays.

Oh, no she back from bathroom. She see me at computer so I look like I type about her workout.

She does thirty minutes on treadmill everyday and yoga on Thursday. Weekend we often go to beach for swim.

r101, enough! Stop it! I'm on the ledge with these posts, and I can't take much more of this.

r100 If you think this is bad, then you don't read DL. You obviously googled Chrissy's name and came here, but this is an anonymous board and we get all kinds of people here. Go back to your food trough where you came from and eat your feelings like Chrissy because people will keep posting whatever they want, just put the poster on ignore if you don't like it.

Dumbass can’t even spell “hypocritical.” Figures an enabler such as R100 would think it was spelled the same way as “hippopotamus.”

How is Topher Grace's body holding up?

I can't believe y'all gays think this way about women, plus-sized people, and minorities, and that y'all only feel safe posting here because y'all can be anonymous. So is it safe to assume that most gays feel this way but just put on their pretend face publically so that people can perceive them as libs? Sickening

[quote] Nobody know what her caloric entake it, so it's not fair to judge her for overeating. The truth is, we just don't no.

Hell to the know.

I catched hell last year for slut shaming you boys. I was labeled gay-hating, homophobic and all other types of nasty, nasty things. So what I did was wrong, but you gays have cart blonshe to shame other people as long as there not gay? Doesn't make sense to me.

Y'all better back up off my friend.

We all know why she's so fat.

[quote]How is Topher Grace's body holding up?

His body is to die for. Great nude scene that’s an unexpected surprise.

Chrissy, we love you and are inspired by you every day. Keep up the amazing work, and don't listen to the haters. It's more about them than about you.

[quote]her winning Golden Globes and Oscar's is of no consequence to me. I'll be happy for her if she does. But she still needs to stop putting so much food in her mouth.

And you need to stop abusing apostrophes.

[quote]I rent SUV-size limo for premiere. She barely fit in it. At least we no need jaws of life like regular limo. That mistake I not repeat twice.

I find it amazing that on her show she's getting in and out of (and DRIVING) normal-sized sedans. I can't believe she'd fit without some major modifications.

You rock, Chrissy!

Confucius say woman who eat too many Easter jelly bean, fart in technicolor.

Damn! That bitch is fat!!!!!!!

You change diaper after someone eat case of multi-color peeps. Bad as Nutella.

Do you think a great star like Miss Metz cares about what any of you think of her, especially now that she's made the transition from television to motion pictures? She'd chew any of you up and spit you out without thinking twice. That's how important she is in Hollywood these days.

This is so unfair - Chrissy has a glandular condition!

^Thank you so much for coming onto this board and setting the record straight. Hopefully your post will put an end to these merciless attacks on her.

r119 Miss Metz has never spit out a single thing she's chewed.

Pon and Tam are my two favorite Datalounge posters.

[quote] you gays have cart blonshe to shame other people as long as there not gay?

LOL

She's already America's biggest popular star, so a major acting award now would just be the cherry on top of the sundae. But I'll bet dollars to donuts she'll win one next year anyway.

“Did someone say donuts?”

-C. Metz, salivating

Miss Chrissy have kale smoothie for breakfast, skip lunch to workout, and have poach chicken salad for dinner.

All true. I am source.

You leave out all the Cadbury eggs and peeps. I have to mop bathroom floor, not you.

Okay. I post from phone not Miss Chrissy computer now. We went to drivethru KFC eight times for lunch. Olive Garden for dinner. She got offer. Meal for four she eat all and no share. Then use toilet there right before leaving. Big smell. Toilets at home still blocked and plumber not arrive yet.

This inane and highly offensive Pon/Tam shit is killing this thread, which I, for one, am pleased as punch about. Good riddance, haters!

No, this thread will hit 600. Sorry, asshole.

R130 "This inane and highly offensive Pon/Tam shit is killing this thread”

should read

"This inane and highly offensive Pon/Tam shit is the highlight of this thread"

[quote] No, this thread will hit 600.

Still less than Chrissy.

Yet, still more than the mean SAT score among the haters.

Pon and Tam for 2020!

Take a look at this and boys! She has guys lining up around the block of her mansion to lick that pussy!

They would have to line up around the block, as Chrissy takes up a whole block.

Hi guys! Luck this-

The film looks like something made by DL as a joke. It includes as many frau tropes as possible -- monstrously fat woman, undeservedly hot husband, stupid flyover town, son being a 'fighter', thoughts and prayers, vapid Protestantism.

Tell me there's a scene in which Chrissy cradles as mug.

How's the film actually doing. #3 isn't too bad for a low budget Xtian film.

r139 sounds bitter and jealous. What's wrong with living in a "flyover" town where friends and a sense of community trump isolation, or offering thoughts and players to someone in crisis? And undeservedly hot husband? I realize that in the gay world, EVERYTHING with y'all boys is about looks, but most people aren't so shallow. Some people look beyond the surface and fall for what the person is on the inside. Anyways, your claim is mute, because Miss Metz is very attractive and can easily get an attractive man. There's a lot of jealousy on this thread and all the others y'all started about Miss Metz.

[quote] Anyways, your claim is mute,

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

I love the Chrissy supporters, let's hear more about how hot men can't get enough of her. I suspect it might be Chrissy herself, or some "My 600 lb Life" rejects.

The straight world is different then the gay world. A gay who is a 10 only wants to be with another gay who is a 10. But in the straight world, a man who is a 10 is fine with dating a woman who is a 8 or 9, sometimes even a 6 or 7 if the chemistry is there. Chrissy is a 8 or maybe 8-1/2, and it's perfectly reasonable for her to snag a 9 or a 10. I'm not being biassed because I'm not a devour TIU or Chrissy fan, but it's obvious she is drop-dead gorgeous.

It's obvious she may soon drop dead, but I'm gonna question the rest of that assertion...

You boys have been saying that she's going to drop soon at any minute for the last few years. It's obvious she is in good health, or she wouldn't have the energy and stamina to star in a weekly TV series, make motion pictures, and persue a singing career. So much for your theory about her dropping dead any moment. Just the opposite, actually. So take a deep breath...she's fine.

The opposite ? Chrissy's gonna outlive everyone ?

Yes, you gays with your carb-free diets and your goal of 0% body fat and your self-loathing and your STDs and your PnP nights will be the first to drop. Miss Metz will outlive you all. A little extra pounds is not a bad thing. She's also happy and successful and having a whale of a time making hit movies and songs. Long live Miss Metz.

Wait, so we're supposed to believe that hot Josh Lucas is married to Chrissy Metz?

Did her character gain all that wait after the marriage, or is the Josh Lucas character into obese women as a fetish?

Someone please explain.

^Your vial, r149!

I have to see the movie if only to observe the relationship between Josh and Chrissie. How do they get together? Do they ever address the elephant in the room, i.e. her weight? They must.

I'm so excited to never see this shitty trailer ever again

R151, see R23.

Too bad it wasn't a John Waters film. Someone could yell at Chrissy "Your pussy stinks!"

Are these fucking fraud for REAL?? “She’s healthy” - wtf, she’s constantly breathless from things like walking across a room to sit down! “She’s an 8”, “she’s attractive”- on what fucking planet???! Her facial features are swamped by fat, you can barely make them out, and her body is a parody of a feminine figure. You wanna tell me how talented or kind she is, fine, knock yourself out. But healthy or attractive? No. Just no. You’re ridiculously deluded.

Oops, fraus*, not “fraud”.

Her audience is fat women.

She's a rather remarkable actress. She acts with her eyes. They are so beautiful and soulful and filled with emotion. No words are needed. All you have to do is look into her eyes and they tell you all you need to know about how she feels. It's a special gift. Loretta Young had a similar style of acting. All in the eyes. Fuck the naysayers. The rest of us are inspired by her journey and self-confidence. If you can't stomach that, then too fucking bad.

[quote]wtf, she’s constantly breathless from things like walking across a room to sit down!

And you would know this how?

She regularly runs as she demonstrates in her new movie.

I can't tell of R158 is joking or insane

R158, from watching her interviews! She makes her way to the extra-large chair provided and then huffs and puffs from the strain of waddling over.

R158 is a parody post.

Who's Loretta Young?

She’s this fat older black character actress that pops up in a lot of things.

Thrilled to pieces this heinous thread seems to be dying. When all is said and done, we should do a postmortem analysis of the hateful posters' mental states and peel away the many layers of pathology.

Not dying. She just topped the box office a second week in a row.

That's wonderful news for her. I hope she becomes a major motion picture star. However, if she's wise, she'll stick with TIU as her bread and butter.

The Chrissy “Fan” is obviously a troll. There’s a food/weight joke and a spelling error in every post.

So let's agree to not feed the troll. More food for Chrissy though. That big gal's gotta eat. Can't afford to lose those sexy curves.

Keep on mocking, r169. Are your drab lives really any better then hers? Food for thought.

I'm sure the guilt is eating away at r169's conscience.

She's broken up with her most recent boyfriend (I wonder if she's going to pay the medical bills for his broken back).

When she broke up with her boyfriend before him his mother released a statement saying she was 'too in love with herself'.

I've finally seen Breakthrough. When it played in my city it was only in the Bible Belt suburbs and it was too far for me to go to.

The film was atrocious. I found it interesting at first because I've never seen any of these 'religious' films before but it became very tiresome not long into its nearly two hour running time.

This was also the first time I've seen Chrissy Metz in anything. It's very difficult to fault her because she has some of the worst dialogue an actor has ever had to deliver. How did she keep a straight face? There was one scene where poor Josh Lucas looks totally embarrassed.

Honestly, this film is garbage and strictly for the bible brigade and fans of the actors only.