Melon recall

SEe? don't buy pre-cut fruits and veggies. Do Not. I was in Kroger the other day and they had whole cantaloupe on sale two for $5. I bought one. It's on the kitchen counter. I'm letting it ripen for a few days then I'll cut it up myself. These stores want to charge you more than double for a small container of cut fruit.

This is Mike Pence’s fault, not mine. I’m a better Christian than you-u-u-u, Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!

The fruit was contaminated by coming into contact with R2, the world's biggest asshole.

Guard those tits, Sarah Palin!

[quote]An Indianapolis-based company has issued a recall for melon products sold in 16 states after being linked to a salmonella outbreak.

There's also a risk for melancholy.

Mark my words there will be another, the 5th or 6th Romaine recall soon. I have not eaten Romain since the 3rd recall. Now melon. There is something really bad happening to our produce. I'm sure there has been lots of deregulations since Trump that is allowing all this poison produce to happen.

Salmelonna?

Mayor Pete is on the scene, checking out the melon disaster

Here’s the footage mayor Pete has submitted from the scene:

Oh, Pete! Not THOSE melons!

Those melons are bad hombres. They must have come from Mexico.

It’s the Mexicans shitting in the fields when they pick this stuff.

Oh Sweet Jesus. I had melon with cottage cheese for lunch today. Am I going to die?

Can I have your stuff R12?

You're supposed to wash the outside of cantaloupes before you cut them up, because they can carry salmonella.

Find someone to hold you r12!

It's cheaper and more sanitary to cut your own. Lazy bitches should get salmonella.

Remember when you'd hear about this sort of thing maybe twice a year ? Now it seems like every week.

The water they're using in irrigating the crops is contaminated dirty feces infested water. That's what is happening. They discussed it months ago.