I’m in Florida

It would have been more festive, OP, if you had started with "Let's Pretend We're Florida."

"I'm every white person with a ton of tattoos all over."

And so on.

That’s it unique to Florida

^^^ not

White guys and black women refuse to open the memo that tattoos are trashy and let people know you’re probably not very well spoken or eduacated.

White women look even worse with tattoos.

I work on a Marine Corps base elsewhere. I assure you, it is worse than Florida.

[quote]I’m in Florida

Thoughts and prayers.

It signifies white trash. My hubby’s mom retired to Florida. The pool area of her complex is filled with men with tattoos all over their arms, chest, and legs.

I really think it’s gotten worse over the years. Before it used to be one or two tattoos per person. Now it’s like 10 per person

Gay porn is full of men with tattoos

Trash, pure and simple.

Of those who have tattoos, 70% have more than one tattoo and 20% have more than five. 36% of Americans between the age of 18 and 29 have at least one tattoo.

Problem?

Visit any US city with a military installation, local or nearby. You'll be amongst the "Illustrated Man" (and woman). The women are real beauties, with their four kids by the time they've reached 21-years-old.

It’s universal.

In Seattle it’s a way of not saving up for a drug binge. Tattoos are expensive.