oh GOD, I'm pregnant!

Those are very solid-looking men.

Thankfully, their costumes are NOT!

I hope you're not in Ohio, then. It's becoming The Handmaid's Tale there.

Goodness! That got me all hot and bothered. The hip swivelling around 3:30. Rowr!

I know, right, R4??

So naturally sexy 😍 Million times sexier than strippers

Dayum! Those thighs!

Lovely savages.

Love their moves ! Very sexy. I volunteer to pull a train so they can relieve all that sexual energy.

They’d make good porn actors. Great hips.

They are all bottoms

Hot!

not a single hot one. the one homeboy was afraid of being named Princess Tinymeat he had to wear spandex.

I zoomed in on their penishes but didn't see anything

No diversity. They need to have more races represented. Not inclusive at all. I find it offensive.

Please sir I want Samoans

Samoans are too rough in bed. You wouldn’t like it, R15.

Oooh really?! Tell us more! I wouldn't mind a beefy samoan having his way with me. How are they hung?

it's nice but I couldn't take a big feed of it.

r3 that's horrific

Baby, darling, that is a full moko (tattoo) on his body.

Just about the sexiest kind of dance moves, especially when performed by guys built like bulls and close to naked. Thanks, OP. Needed some good news.

R15 I'd polish knees for Polynesians...

The Merrie Monarch Festival 2019 begins next week. It's televised locally for several days. We Hawaii gaylings can't wait...

Ever score some ka-ank-a-danka-donka?

Wouldn't be a good day to have diarrhea.

R16 Most Samoans are fatties... talk about princess tinymeat, and very homophobic and anti-white people. It's best to avoid those brutes.

My Samoan made me moan.

I moan when I'm mown by Samoan Sam Owen.

Hooked up with a Samoan last night. Super sweet. Total bottom.

My. What a coincidence.

READY

Why can' t they get Americans to do the dance?

What a timely thread! It just so happens that I found out tonight that I was accepted to the University of Hawaii-Manoa!

(Yeah I know nobody cares lol, but I just can't contain my joy. It had been a goal of mine for years and I never thought I'd make it)

MAHALO, R33!

The dance that straight non-hawaiian males do so they don't appear "faggy" when they have to do that sort of thing.

Most Polynesians are fatties.

R28 aren't you the clever minx!

Have become enthralled watching the many videos of sexy men doing interpretive dance. There's always a real looker in each group, younger than his fellow dancers, beautiful features, built well and with a twinkle in the eyes that is captivating. I've fallen in love with taupe! Breechcloths/loincloths have never looked so good. The Photoshopped pic at r23 should be in a calendar, and if there isn't one there SHOULD be.

this thread is useless without wardrobe malfunctions.