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Happy Birthday Melania!

Send our very own First Lady Architect special birthday greetings!

by Anonymousreply 7304/25/2019

How old are your tits?

by Anonymousreply 104/12/2019

Happy Birthday Melania!!! I don't know why there is hatred towards you. You are a FABULOUS and FASHIONABLE WOMAN!!! The GAYS SHOULD LOVE YOU!!! Wishing you the best, as you bring class back to the states.

by Anonymousreply 204/12/2019

Happy Birthday you slag of a whore!

by Anonymousreply 304/12/2019

The link goes to a special happy birthday message account. Tell her how you feel!

by Anonymousreply 404/12/2019

On this your special day, may the cumshots you take to the face not get in your eye.

Happy birthday, dumb slut!

by Anonymousreply 504/12/2019

R3 You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.

by Anonymousreply 604/12/2019


by Anonymousreply 704/12/2019

[quote]Happy Birthday Melania!!! I don't know why there is hatred towards you. You are a FABULOUS and FASHIONABLE WOMAN!!! The GAYS SHOULD LOVE YOU!!! Wishing you the best, as you bring class back to the states.

[quote]R3 You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.

So classy...

by Anonymousreply 804/12/2019

But if Mayor Pete's husband did nude shoots, you wouldn't call him a whore or say anything bad, sexist.

by Anonymousreply 904/12/2019

No. Nope. Just no. Thread ignored.

by Anonymousreply 1004/12/2019

Happy birthday WHORE

by Anonymousreply 1104/12/2019

[quote]But if Mayor Pete's husband did nude shoots, you wouldn't call him a whore or say anything bad, sexist.

Well, he didn't. No did any other First Lady. So there's that.

by Anonymousreply 1204/12/2019

[quote][R3] You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.

In any case, you lose any argument when you call Michelle Obama a whore.

What are you doing here, anyway? It's a progressive site.

by Anonymousreply 1304/12/2019

Dear Melania,

May you spend many more birthdays with fat, sweaty Donald on top of you, and may you suffer from chronic STD’s for the rest of your life!

by Anonymousreply 1404/12/2019

Republicans are such fucking hypocrites. Can you imagine if a democrats wife had posed like Melania? The left should mock Melania mercilessly just like the right would have done a left wingers wife. But then again dems don't have the stones, if someone makes a joke about Melania's obvious skankiness, a hundred lefties will wimper about slut shaming.

by Anonymousreply 1504/12/2019


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by Anonymousreply 1704/12/2019

Send her children’s books about architecture

by Anonymousreply 1804/12/2019


by Anonymousreply 1904/12/2019

And ..

by Anonymousreply 2004/12/2019

die and Be Best in hell, bitch

by Anonymousreply 2104/12/2019

Include a card

We’ve heard you’d like to go to college and study architecture and interior design one day......never give up your hopes & dreams, gurl!

by Anonymousreply 2204/12/2019

Continue to be best (at stifling your gag reflex while sucking your gross hubby's dick in exchange for jewelry)

by Anonymousreply 2304/12/2019

Fuck you cunt. Burn in hell.

by Anonymousreply 2404/12/2019

Best wishes to a beautiful Yugoslavian woman.

by Anonymousreply 2504/12/2019

Not much to gag on r23.

by Anonymousreply 2604/12/2019

What's this about being an architect? Did I miss something?

by Anonymousreply 2704/12/2019

Melanija and George Constanza have the same degree in architecture, R27.

by Anonymousreply 2804/12/2019

She got into the US on a Genius Visa! She's a very Smart Woman and speaks 4834 languages!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2904/12/2019

Or Melanie, whoever.

by Anonymousreply 3004/12/2019

Happy birthday, Melania! Vairst Letty is famous for being a polyglot so let's learn some useful phrases in foreign languages in honor of her b-day:

*Laissez de l'argent sur la commode.

*Deja el dinero en la cómoda.

*Pusti denar na omari.

*Ostavite novac na komodi.

*Оставь деньги на комоде.

by Anonymousreply 3104/12/2019

7,000 lies ago

by Anonymousreply 3204/12/2019

I want Melania to have better hair. Actually, I'm conflicted. It's deliciously horrible, so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 3304/12/2019

I forgot about the genius Visa....and Trump has the nerve to complain about illegal immigrants?

by Anonymousreply 3404/12/2019

Fuck you. You're a piece of shit whore.

by Anonymousreply 3504/12/2019

I always found it amusing how Trump acts like Melania was a highly successful, Claudia Schiffer type supermodel, when her entire portfolio consists of a couple of photos of Melania molesting herself or something.

by Anonymousreply 3604/12/2019

Sometimes a stylist is the best gift a woman can give herself.

by Anonymousreply 3704/12/2019

Don't say Happy Birthday Melania! It triggers Megan McCain!

by Anonymousreply 3804/12/2019

Happy you wish you’d been told “if u marry 4 money u earn it.”😀

by Anonymousreply 3904/12/2019

Her birthday is April 26, OP. (She’ll be 49.)

by Anonymousreply 4004/12/2019

We made you a cake!

by Anonymousreply 4104/12/2019

Eastern European Trash.

by Anonymousreply 4204/12/2019

I hope she puts her wig on head straight on her special day. She’s so hit and miss with that thing.

by Anonymousreply 4304/12/2019

[quote] Her birthday is April 26, OP. (She’ll be 49.)

I received an email from Donald Trump today with a link to the site in the OP. It's to a birthday card you can sign.

I'm not entirely sure why I get emails from Trump, but when I do I always respond to the surveys in them and tell him to resign.

by Anonymousreply 4404/12/2019

Many happy customers ... I mean returns!!

by Anonymousreply 4504/12/2019

She's an international joke everywhere, so there's that.

by Anonymousreply 4604/12/2019

Estimada señora Presidenta. Feliz cumpleaños! Mi padre me dijo que eres un tío puta. Pero creo que eres bonita. A mi padre no le gustas, pero sé que eres una dama y puedes encontrarlo. Tengo seis años y creo que estoy en Texas. Está oscuro aquí y frío. Quiero a mi papi!

by Anonymousreply 4704/12/2019

R47 is a Hispanic Frau

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by Anonymousreply 5004/15/2019

Melanie already has the greatest gift of all.

by Anonymousreply 5104/15/2019

Happy birthday, Melanie! Covfeve!...

by Anonymousreply 5204/15/2019

Be best, whore!

by Anonymousreply 5304/15/2019

Think of all the dieting, all the surgery, all the shopping she has to do just to keep herself in shape for that fat wheezing stump of a man who ignores her everywhere he goes. She’s such a fool. I’d rather be poor and eat hot dogs then have money and have to let that anus-maw of his touch me.

by Anonymousreply 5404/15/2019

She actually had consensual sex with that fat, orange turd, AND had his child! So, when it comes to Nelania, "I don't really care. Do U?" She's only an architect if you consider building with Lincoln logs is building design, and she"s only a polyglot if broken English ( which is as poorly comprehended by one who can barely speak it) and pig Latin are considered languages. Here are the words and phrases that compromise the entirety of Melania's English vocabulary: blow job, anal, golden showers, brown showers, " I best, top quality whore", "I clean whore", "I fuck you raw for double the price, but you must pay for any 'accidents'", "I caddy experienced whore. I start ven I vas twelve", etc.

by Anonymousreply 5504/15/2019

Happy birthday, dear. Remember an accident is an unhappy woman's best friend.

by Anonymousreply 5604/15/2019

LOL @ r56!

by Anonymousreply 5704/15/2019

All the deplorables say it is nice to have a classy first lady in the White House again.

by Anonymousreply 5804/15/2019

You forgot “I take all credit cards and also food stamps”, r55.

by Anonymousreply 5904/15/2019

We noticed you haven’t signed the Official Birthday Card for our Fantastic First Lady, Melania Trump.

Remember, we’re sending her ALL signatures submitted before 11:59 PM TONIGHT, so make sure you add yours RIGHT NOW.

by Anonymousreply 6004/24/2019

R58 Bravo, a stunning find!

by Anonymousreply 6104/24/2019

Thank you all, little gay peoples! Be best always!

by Anonymousreply 6204/24/2019

The people who think she’s classy would think there’s nothing wrong with the photo at r58.

I would feel sorry for her, but she’s a paid whore who parrots her dickless orange husband’s most horrible pronouncements and sold her soul so she could pose pretending to eat diamonds like spaghetti. She lies as much as he does, so fuck this slut.

by Anonymousreply 6304/24/2019

I love this woman.

by Anonymousreply 6404/24/2019

I think she's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 6504/24/2019

She's a useless cunt. Where's the guillotine?

by Anonymousreply 6604/24/2019

Squint away you filthy slag!

by Anonymousreply 6704/24/2019

Joyeux anniversaire putain.

by Anonymousreply 6804/24/2019

Many years. Complicit

by Anonymousreply 6904/24/2019

That photo is SO CLASSY!

by Anonymousreply 7004/25/2019

She needs a MAGA hat in the pic at r69...

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by Anonymousreply 7204/25/2019

[quote]She got into the US on a Genius Visa! She's a very Smart Woman and speaks 4834 languages!!!!!

But can she TUMBLE in 56 languages?

I can!

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