Send our very own First Lady Architect special birthday greetings!
Happy Birthday Melania!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/25/2019|
How old are your tits?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||04/12/2019|
Happy Birthday Melania!!! I don't know why there is hatred towards you. You are a FABULOUS and FASHIONABLE WOMAN!!! The GAYS SHOULD LOVE YOU!!! Wishing you the best, as you bring class back to the states.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/12/2019|
Happy Birthday you slag of a whore!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/12/2019|
The link goes to a special happy birthday message account. Tell her how you feel!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||04/12/2019|
On this your special day, may the cumshots you take to the face not get in your eye.
Happy birthday, dumb slut!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/12/2019|
R3 You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.
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|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/12/2019|
[quote]Happy Birthday Melania!!! I don't know why there is hatred towards you. You are a FABULOUS and FASHIONABLE WOMAN!!! The GAYS SHOULD LOVE YOU!!! Wishing you the best, as you bring class back to the states.
[quote]R3 You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/12/2019|
But if Mayor Pete's husband did nude shoots, you wouldn't call him a whore or say anything bad, sexist.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/12/2019|
No. Nope. Just no. Thread ignored.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/12/2019|
Happy birthday WHORE
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/12/2019|
[quote]But if Mayor Pete's husband did nude shoots, you wouldn't call him a whore or say anything bad, sexist.
Well, he didn't. No did any other First Lady. So there's that.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||04/12/2019|
[quote][R3] You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.
In any case, you lose any argument when you call Michelle Obama a whore.
What are you doing here, anyway? It's a progressive site.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/12/2019|
May you spend many more birthdays with fat, sweaty Donald on top of you, and may you suffer from chronic STD’s for the rest of your life!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/12/2019|
Republicans are such fucking hypocrites. Can you imagine if a democrats wife had posed like Melania? The left should mock Melania mercilessly just like the right would have done a left wingers wife. But then again dems don't have the stones, if someone makes a joke about Melania's obvious skankiness, a hundred lefties will wimper about slut shaming.
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|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/12/2019|
Send her children’s books about architecture
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/12/2019|
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|by Anonymous||reply 20||04/12/2019|
die and Be Best in hell, bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/12/2019|
Include a card
We’ve heard you’d like to go to college and study architecture and interior design one day......never give up your hopes & dreams, gurl!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/12/2019|
Continue to be best (at stifling your gag reflex while sucking your gross hubby's dick in exchange for jewelry)
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/12/2019|
Fuck you cunt. Burn in hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/12/2019|
Best wishes to a beautiful Yugoslavian woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/12/2019|
Not much to gag on r23.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/12/2019|
What's this about being an architect? Did I miss something?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/12/2019|
Melanija and George Constanza have the same degree in architecture, R27.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/12/2019|
She got into the US on a Genius Visa! She's a very Smart Woman and speaks 4834 languages!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/12/2019|
Or Melanie, whoever.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/12/2019|
Happy birthday, Melania! Vairst Letty is famous for being a polyglot so let's learn some useful phrases in foreign languages in honor of her b-day:
*Laissez de l'argent sur la commode.
*Deja el dinero en la cómoda.
*Pusti denar na omari.
*Ostavite novac na komodi.
*Оставь деньги на комоде.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/12/2019|
7,000 lies ago
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/12/2019|
I want Melania to have better hair. Actually, I'm conflicted. It's deliciously horrible, so there's that.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/12/2019|
I forgot about the genius Visa....and Trump has the nerve to complain about illegal immigrants?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/12/2019|
Fuck you. You're a piece of shit whore.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/12/2019|
I always found it amusing how Trump acts like Melania was a highly successful, Claudia Schiffer type supermodel, when her entire portfolio consists of a couple of photos of Melania molesting herself or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/12/2019|
Sometimes a stylist is the best gift a woman can give herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/12/2019|
Don't say Happy Birthday Melania! It triggers Megan McCain!
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/12/2019|
Happy Birthday..bet you wish you’d been told “if u marry 4 money u earn it.”😀
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/12/2019|
Her birthday is April 26, OP. (She’ll be 49.)
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/12/2019|
We made you a cake!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/12/2019|
Eastern European Trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||04/12/2019|
I hope she puts her wig on head straight on her special day. She’s so hit and miss with that thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/12/2019|
[quote] Her birthday is April 26, OP. (She’ll be 49.)
I received an email from Donald Trump today with a link to the site in the OP. It's to a birthday card you can sign.
I'm not entirely sure why I get emails from Trump, but when I do I always respond to the surveys in them and tell him to resign.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||04/12/2019|
Many happy customers ... I mean returns!!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/12/2019|
She's an international joke everywhere, so there's that.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/12/2019|
Estimada señora Presidenta. Feliz cumpleaños! Mi padre me dijo que eres un tío puta. Pero creo que eres bonita. A mi padre no le gustas, pero sé que eres una dama y puedes encontrarlo. Tengo seis años y creo que estoy en Texas. Está oscuro aquí y frío. Quiero a mi papi!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/12/2019|
R47 is a Hispanic Frau
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|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/15/2019|
Melanie already has the greatest gift of all.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/15/2019|
Happy birthday, Melanie! Covfeve!...
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/15/2019|
Be best, whore!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||04/15/2019|
Think of all the dieting, all the surgery, all the shopping she has to do just to keep herself in shape for that fat wheezing stump of a man who ignores her everywhere he goes. She’s such a fool. I’d rather be poor and eat hot dogs then have money and have to let that anus-maw of his touch me.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||04/15/2019|
She actually had consensual sex with that fat, orange turd, AND had his child! So, when it comes to Nelania, "I don't really care. Do U?" She's only an architect if you consider building with Lincoln logs is building design, and she"s only a polyglot if broken English ( which is as poorly comprehended by one who can barely speak it) and pig Latin are considered languages. Here are the words and phrases that compromise the entirety of Melania's English vocabulary: blow job, anal, golden showers, brown showers, " I best, top quality whore", "I clean whore", "I fuck you raw for double the price, but you must pay for any 'accidents'", "I caddy experienced whore. I start ven I vas twelve", etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/15/2019|
Happy birthday, dear. Remember an accident is an unhappy woman's best friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/15/2019|
LOL @ r56!
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/15/2019|
All the deplorables say it is nice to have a classy first lady in the White House again.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/15/2019|
You forgot “I take all credit cards and also food stamps”, r55.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/15/2019|
We noticed you haven’t signed the Official Birthday Card for our Fantastic First Lady, Melania Trump.
Remember, we’re sending her ALL signatures submitted before 11:59 PM TONIGHT, so make sure you add yours RIGHT NOW.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/24/2019|
R58 Bravo, a stunning find!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/24/2019|
Thank you all, little gay peoples! Be best always!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/24/2019|
The people who think she’s classy would think there’s nothing wrong with the photo at r58.
I would feel sorry for her, but she’s a paid whore who parrots her dickless orange husband’s most horrible pronouncements and sold her soul so she could pose pretending to eat diamonds like spaghetti. She lies as much as he does, so fuck this slut.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/24/2019|
I love this woman.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/24/2019|
I think she's tremendous.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||04/24/2019|
She's a useless cunt. Where's the guillotine?
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/24/2019|
Squint away you filthy slag!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/24/2019|
Joyeux anniversaire putain.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/24/2019|
Many years. Complicit
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/24/2019|
That photo is SO CLASSY!
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/25/2019|
She needs a MAGA hat in the pic at r69...
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|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/25/2019|
[quote]She got into the US on a Genius Visa! She's a very Smart Woman and speaks 4834 languages!!!!!
But can she TUMBLE in 56 languages?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/25/2019|