Happy Birthday Melania!

How old are your tits?

Happy Birthday Melania!!! I don't know why there is hatred towards you. You are a FABULOUS and FASHIONABLE WOMAN!!! The GAYS SHOULD LOVE YOU!!! Wishing you the best, as you bring class back to the states.

Happy Birthday you slag of a whore!

The link goes to a special happy birthday message account. Tell her how you feel!

On this your special day, may the cumshots you take to the face not get in your eye.

Happy birthday, dumb slut!

R3 You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.

Twat^

[quote]Happy Birthday Melania!!! I don't know why there is hatred towards you. You are a FABULOUS and FASHIONABLE WOMAN!!! The GAYS SHOULD LOVE YOU!!! Wishing you the best, as you bring class back to the states.

[quote]R3 You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.

So classy...

But if Mayor Pete's husband did nude shoots, you wouldn't call him a whore or say anything bad, sexist.

No. Nope. Just no. Thread ignored.

Happy birthday WHORE

[quote]But if Mayor Pete's husband did nude shoots, you wouldn't call him a whore or say anything bad, sexist.

Well, he didn't. No did any other First Lady. So there's that.

[quote][R3] You mean Michelle Obama right? You got the wrong First Lady buddy.

In any case, you lose any argument when you call Michelle Obama a whore.

What are you doing here, anyway? It's a progressive site.

Dear Melania,

May you spend many more birthdays with fat, sweaty Donald on top of you, and may you suffer from chronic STD’s for the rest of your life!

Republicans are such fucking hypocrites. Can you imagine if a democrats wife had posed like Melania? The left should mock Melania mercilessly just like the right would have done a left wingers wife. But then again dems don't have the stones, if someone makes a joke about Melania's obvious skankiness, a hundred lefties will wimper about slut shaming.

PUTA

KURBA

Send her children’s books about architecture

Or.....

And ..

die and Be Best in hell, bitch

Include a card

We’ve heard you’d like to go to college and study architecture and interior design one day......never give up your hopes & dreams, gurl!

Continue to be best (at stifling your gag reflex while sucking your gross hubby's dick in exchange for jewelry)

Fuck you cunt. Burn in hell.

Best wishes to a beautiful Yugoslavian woman.

Not much to gag on r23.

What's this about being an architect? Did I miss something?

Melanija and George Constanza have the same degree in architecture, R27.

She got into the US on a Genius Visa! She's a very Smart Woman and speaks 4834 languages!!!!!

Or Melanie, whoever.

Happy birthday, Melania! Vairst Letty is famous for being a polyglot so let's learn some useful phrases in foreign languages in honor of her b-day:

*Laissez de l'argent sur la commode.

*Deja el dinero en la cómoda.

*Pusti denar na omari.

*Ostavite novac na komodi.

*Оставь деньги на комоде.

7,000 lies ago

I want Melania to have better hair. Actually, I'm conflicted. It's deliciously horrible, so there's that.

I forgot about the genius Visa....and Trump has the nerve to complain about illegal immigrants?

Fuck you. You're a piece of shit whore.

I always found it amusing how Trump acts like Melania was a highly successful, Claudia Schiffer type supermodel, when her entire portfolio consists of a couple of photos of Melania molesting herself or something.

Sometimes a stylist is the best gift a woman can give herself.

Don't say Happy Birthday Melania! It triggers Megan McCain!

Happy Birthday..bet you wish you’d been told “if u marry 4 money u earn it.”😀

Her birthday is April 26, OP. (She’ll be 49.)

We made you a cake!

Eastern European Trash.

I hope she puts her wig on head straight on her special day. She’s so hit and miss with that thing.

[quote] Her birthday is April 26, OP. (She’ll be 49.)

I received an email from Donald Trump today with a link to the site in the OP. It's to a birthday card you can sign.

I'm not entirely sure why I get emails from Trump, but when I do I always respond to the surveys in them and tell him to resign.

Many happy customers ... I mean returns!!

She's an international joke everywhere, so there's that.

Estimada señora Presidenta. Feliz cumpleaños! Mi padre me dijo que eres un tío puta. Pero creo que eres bonita. A mi padre no le gustas, pero sé que eres una dama y puedes encontrarlo. Tengo seis años y creo que estoy en Texas. Está oscuro aquí y frío. Quiero a mi papi!

R47 is a Hispanic Frau

Cunt

Beauty.

Melanie already has the greatest gift of all.

Happy birthday, Melanie! Covfeve!...

Be best, whore!

Think of all the dieting, all the surgery, all the shopping she has to do just to keep herself in shape for that fat wheezing stump of a man who ignores her everywhere he goes. She’s such a fool. I’d rather be poor and eat hot dogs then have money and have to let that anus-maw of his touch me.

She actually had consensual sex with that fat, orange turd, AND had his child! So, when it comes to Nelania, "I don't really care. Do U?" She's only an architect if you consider building with Lincoln logs is building design, and she"s only a polyglot if broken English ( which is as poorly comprehended by one who can barely speak it) and pig Latin are considered languages. Here are the words and phrases that compromise the entirety of Melania's English vocabulary: blow job, anal, golden showers, brown showers, " I best, top quality whore", "I clean whore", "I fuck you raw for double the price, but you must pay for any 'accidents'", "I caddy experienced whore. I start ven I vas twelve", etc.

Happy birthday, dear. Remember an accident is an unhappy woman's best friend.

LOL @ r56!

All the deplorables say it is nice to have a classy first lady in the White House again.

You forgot “I take all credit cards and also food stamps”, r55.

We noticed you haven’t signed the Official Birthday Card for our Fantastic First Lady, Melania Trump.

Remember, we’re sending her ALL signatures submitted before 11:59 PM TONIGHT, so make sure you add yours RIGHT NOW.

R58 Bravo, a stunning find!

Thank you all, little gay peoples! Be best always!

The people who think she’s classy would think there’s nothing wrong with the photo at r58.

I would feel sorry for her, but she’s a paid whore who parrots her dickless orange husband’s most horrible pronouncements and sold her soul so she could pose pretending to eat diamonds like spaghetti. She lies as much as he does, so fuck this slut.

I love this woman.

I think she's tremendous.

She's a useless cunt. Where's the guillotine?

Squint away you filthy slag!

Joyeux anniversaire putain.

Many years. Complicit

That photo is SO CLASSY!

She needs a MAGA hat in the pic at r69...

Whore

[quote]She got into the US on a Genius Visa! She's a very Smart Woman and speaks 4834 languages!!!!!

But can she TUMBLE in 56 languages?

I can!