Terrible fight with my sister

Sounds GHASTLY.

Do you make a career out of writing fiction?

[quote]I think we may never speak again.

It really is for the best, OP.

You BOTH sound ghastly.

Nobody cares about your made-up dramas, you pointless dullard.

Is your grand-niece pregnant with a (GASP!) mixed race baby yet?

MANY people look forward to these updates!

R6, unfortunately I have no information about that. They probably wouldn’t tell me if she was.

I just get so angry when my sister trashes our wonderful parents.

I didn't know gimlets were still a thing! You learn something new every day.

The people in your head don’t count r7/OP.

Did you do her niece's husband?

Thanks for sharing. ™

Please wash down about 400 xanax with that gimlet next time, OP. Then drink another gimlet or two and put a plastic bag over your head and tie it nice and tight for good measure.

R13, you sound like a vicious lesbian.

R11, I think I am going to call him. He’s very charming.

You were doing really well until the molestation bit, OP.

Remember, less is more.

OP - Same scenario in my family. You're better off without them. Cut off contact without being rude or revengeful. Just don't call her back or reply to any of her messages. Let the relationship die out. Move on without her. In the coming years you can still be distraught and arguing over the same issue or you could be free of her. There is no other option. Because you can't change her. That's the best advice I can give you.

BTW, FWIW, the weekend (Friday morning to late Sunday) is not the time to start these types of threads. Or for that matter post supportive replies like mine. So I am leaving the thread now before the "devoid of emotion" juveniles pounce and attack. Best of luck.

Do grown-ups still refer to their fathers as daddy? The whole story sounds made up

10/10. Looking forward to more.

Someone is way too easily entertained.

Siblings are overrated

Of course it's made up R17

I felt the same R15, it would have been just right if he stopped before that

She wasn’t really molested. She said a creepy neighbor of ours (he was in his 80s) touched her breast. She knew to stay away from over there. I think someone had a talk with him, but that wasn’t good enough for my sister. She wanted him drawn and quartered.

He was a senile old man who barely knew he was in this world.

[quote]She called me a faggot. I told her Daddy said she was a whore who’d sleep with a buck you-know-what.

One troll calls everyone a f-ggot and some gullible idiot starts dropping the n-word in revenge.

It's tiresome on DL and it's deadly boring in ESTs.

[quote][R13], you sound like a vicious lesbian.

So do YOU. My God!

When shall you be serving your delicious Chicken A La King again?

[quote]The whole story sounds made up

No!

[quote] BTW, FWIW, the weekend (Friday morning to late Sunday) is not the time to start these types of threads. Or for that matter post supportive replies like mine.

There is no time that it's not stupid to post "supportive" replies to a tedious recurring troll character and his fictional dramas.

Anyone that calls a parent "mommy"or "daddy"after the age of 8 deserves what they get.

[quote]One troll calls everyone a f-ggot and some gullible idiot starts dropping the n-word in revenge.

Daddy did actually tell me that, I’m reference to my sister. On more than one occasion. He was not as enlightened as we are today.

Recipe for that gimlet OP?

OP, don't you mean, "Fight With My Terrible Sister?"

[quote]There is no time that it's not stupid to post "supportive" replies to a tedious recurring troll character and his fictional dramas.

PFFFT! To you!

I fallen in LOVE with this family!

We always called our father Daddy. Why change it?

I love this poster. He should be the president of the Maiden Aunt Brigade.

R34, (OP)probably bc as an adult it means something else.

This would have been better if the fight was with your brother instead.

I don’t have a brother, but if I did, I doubt we’d get into fights.

I think I’m going to have another drink and call that poor husband of my niece’s.

Wait a minute.... There's the:

-Sister

-The niece

-And, the grand niece (this is the one that's the slut, right?)

[quote]I think I’m going to have another drink and call that poor husband of my niece’s.

Oy, vey -the goyim with the booze and the pills.

This is the only time I'm glad to be Jewish.

You got it, R39. But there are two grand nieces, the older one being a teenaged slut who ruined herself with tampons since she was 12, and the younger one who is a badly behaved brat who messes with OP's vintage Avon bottles.

I, too, agree with R15

How do you ruin yourself with tampons?

This is a 1983 TV Movie.

[quote]and the younger one who is a badly behaved brat who messes with OP's vintage Avon bottles.

OH! I don't know her!

Oh, I'd forgotten about the Avon bottles!

Thank you, R41!

I would have given her a vicious face-slapping, OP! And her daughter, the man-hating niece!! Multiple slaps, delivered viciously, across their cunt faces!! How dare they!

[quote]How do you ruin yourself with tampons?

She loves having things stuck up in her.

You're welcome, R46.

I don't recall which niece was given the Easter bonnet, however. Maybe OP can confirm.

So where is the niece who ruined herself with tampons now ? (She sounds fun )

You forgot the part when you called the niece a strumpet.

[quote]I don’t have a brother, but if I did, I doubt we’d get into fights.

I don't.

7/10

Pic of OP's sister

Find us a pic of OP, R54.

There is one, R55. She's R26

My sister has one daughter, who is nearly 40. The daughter has two girls. The older one is 14 or 15, the younger one is 5 or 6. It’s hard to keep up with the ages.

My niece revealed a couple of years ago that the older daughter had started her period and so she went out and bought her a tampon. I voiced a concern that maybe her future husband wouldn’t appreciate having a new bride who’d been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. Also, I think maybe it encourages promiscuity.

[quote]I voiced a concern

LOL

R54, she is far too thin to be my sister. My sister is very fat. Mother tried to nip that in the bud when my sister was around 13 or so. Mother tried to teach her about diet and keeping yourself in shape, and even offered to get her an Adderall prescription. My sister balked and has probably gained 5 pounds a year ever since.

Ah, the long lost Golden Girls episode too edgy for primetime. Thought I lost it.

Picture this as Clayton and Blanche.

Eunice Higgins, played by Carol Burnett, was the height of neurotic childhood mistreatment stories. Your mention of "Daddy" made me think of her, OP. That's all.

[quote]My sister balked and has probably gained 5 pounds a year ever since.

So she's one of the American BIG PEOPLE (as I call them)? Or not quite

I've never gotten a feeling that the family was southern. But, New England,New Jersey, or something like that comes to my mind. Anyway, southern children--especially the well off ones, calls the patriarch of the family daddy waaay into adulthood. I've heard 50 year old men call their fathers daddy or call him daddy when they are talking about him. It's fairly common.

MENDACITY!

R64, we are from the Midwest, though my mother was born and raised in Virginia.

So you turn to booze and dope.

Well Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope.

Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.

I don’t take dope. Back in the ‘70s, I enjoyed Quaaludes quite a bit, but you can’t get them anymore!

You need reparative therapy, starting with a big big bottle of Xanax, followed with Get the Fuck Over Your Drama, Bitch.

It comes in the giant economy size. Lucky for you.

Dear, sweet r69. So earnest.

R70. It’s the Importance of Being Earnest, Aunt Augusta.

It’s fine to turn your back on your sister, but how can you turn your back on me?

Joel is a neighbor boy, not a nephew. Smh.

2/10

Someone needs a tire iron to the base of the skull

I phoned my niece’s estranged husband yesterday evening. He didn’t seem to know who I was at first, which I found a little strange. I reminded him that he had been to my house for Xmas, and he said “Oh, right. The fancy uncle.” I bristled a bit, but didn’t say anything.

I told him I was very sorry to hear of the developments with my niece, but I understood that she was probably very difficult to live with. He let his guard down at this point, and said “Yeah, you don’t have the best relationship with her either, do you?”

We talked for about 20 minutes. Their marriage hadn’t been good for a number of years. My niece had become verbally abusive toward him, so he’d been sleeping in his office for the past two years. She’s been treating him like nothing more than a meal ticket ever since. Even the girls had begun being disrespectful to him.

He met a young woman at work several months ago and they began an affair. He finally decided it was time to move out and file for divorce. She is acting like he blindsided her with all this, and her mother has been telling the girls that he’s a deadbeat.

So I told him the story of my sister and her marriage, and how she drove her husband into a mental ward, and then to suicide. He knew niece’s father had died, but none of the backstory. Big surprise.

Oh, and he told me he didn’t think their younger daughter was really his child. He’s got a good lawyer by the sound of it, so I don’t think they’ll take him to the cleaners.

I ended with a general “we should meet for a drink sometime” and then got off the phone. He’s a lovely man. I wish I was related to him instead of those other harpies.

R73 Well you could argue that Joel is someone's nephew.

Is this really you, OP?

You poor dear. I hope you can patch things up. We're rooting for you!

Even we quickly passed on this script.

It's not compelling or interesting enough to last to the first commercial break.

@R76

REWRITE!

Just let your sister know that you will not be leaving your priceless collection of Antique Avon Bottles to her or any of her trashy heirs!

OP, please let us know more about when you and your niece's husband "Joel" or whatever you are calling him in this roman a clef do finally go out on a date...

And when he ultimately fucks your mussy

I came home this afternoon from getting a massage and there’s a nasty message from my niece on the machine.

It was extremely vulgar and threatening, telling me she knew I’d talked to her husband and that I’d better stay out of her business or I’ll regret it.

Can you imagine? I’ll speak to whomever I please!

I always suspected she was a little deranged, considering that her father wound up in an institution and then offed himself.

R82, I rescued those bottles from the trash after Mother died. My sister was going to throw them out!

I haven’t spoken to my cunt of a sister for 6 years. She swindled my father estate and when he passed she got bulk of his estate, even though his will stated differently

Oh, goodness!

[quote] voiced a concern that maybe her future husband wouldn’t appreciate having a new bride who’d been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. Also, I think maybe it encourages promiscuity.

Tampons are the Devil's own fingers!

Don't sacrifice your daughter's purity to this Evil!

Mother Pence is wearing a kind of trampy, whorish dress at R88. That’s pretty shocking to me. I’ve only seen her dress like a shapeless granny. Even the shoes are out of character. She’s built like a linebacker. And her calves are blocky for a woman that’s so waistless and heavy.

Are we sure that’s not Father Pence, with Father Pence?

[quote] I think we may never speak again.

To each other, or just in general? One hopes for utter silence across the board.

I didn’t get a wink of sleep last night. I kept hearing what I thought were footsteps outside my bedroom window. I’m terrified that my niece may have hired someone to come over here and hurt me. All because I dared talk to her husband. Should I phone the police?

You seem a bit paranoid, OP.

Four Xanax? What strength? You need to be caredul with those.

R91 Yes OP. Let them lock you up in the jail for the night like Andy Griffith did with the town drunk. Then you'll be safe.

R93, I’ve taken them on and off for years, but I have to have a little something to drink with them for them to really work. They’re not as good as Miltown, but you can’t get that anymore, unfortunately.

I noticed a strange truck driving down my street yesterday, but other than that, no further worrying incidents. Maybe I was just being paranoid.

Why don't you put your sister on the back burner for a few years and clean up your yard?

My yard is pristine!

OP, I don't want to cause trouble

But I overheard your sister and that strumpet niece Tamery talking about you today...

They called you a 'helpless old cunt' and they laughed

Did they find out about your leaving them out of the will???

[quote]Did they find out about your leaving them out of the will???

It always comes down to the money and the china....

OP, can you share the name of your doctor? My own physician is an absolute bitch about prescribing Xanax!

R78 Old photo. Here's the updated version with Mitzi

^ LOL!!!! (CLAP!)(CLAP!)(CLAP!)(CLAP!)(CLAP!!!!)

[quote]Do you make a career out of writing fiction?

Career sounds optimistic.

[quote]Do you make a career out of writing fiction?

Oh, c'mon... You have to just go with it. I STILL get a laugh out of the chicken a-la king lunch. In fact, I go back and read it every now and then just to get a chuckle. It, and the characters, are written so real and believable that you can believe it happened. Someone up thread noted Carol Burnett's "Eunice's Family" and it's a great comparison.

Pardon me miss, but with a due respect I have problems of my own.

Just stick a tampon up your ass, OP.