Terrible fight with my sister
I think we may never speak again.
I had been talking with her on the phone again. I asked about her daughter’s divorce and she told me she wasn’t going to talk about it.
I said something off-hand about how her (meaning my niece) husband had been through a lot, and my sister exploded at me.
She said I hate women and always take the man’s side. That I did it to her when she got divorced. I told her I just call it like I see it. She ran that poor man crazy. She started screaming at me that he had a mental illness and was “abusive” to her. When I said she was exaggerating like she always does, she said I was just as hateful as Daddy, that Daddy hated her.
At that point, I lost it. I’ve had it with her maligning our parents. I said she was right, that Daddy did hate her. He told me so. (This isn’t true, but she tried Daddy’s patience a lot and he didn’t care much for her.)
I said that maybe if she hadn’t been such a troublemaker, he would’ve liked her more. She went off about that molestation story. I said that Daddy said she made that up. She was having sex at 12 and probably seduced him. She called me a faggot. I told her Daddy said she was a whore who’d sleep with a buck you-know-what.
And then she hung up on me. I had to take four Xanax and have a gimlet to calm my nerves. I won’t be calling her back.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/21/2019|
Do you make a career out of writing fiction?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||04/05/2019|
[quote]I think we may never speak again.
It really is for the best, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||04/05/2019|
Nobody cares about your made-up dramas, you pointless dullard.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||04/05/2019|
Is your grand-niece pregnant with a (GASP!) mixed race baby yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||04/05/2019|
MANY people look forward to these updates!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||04/05/2019|
R6, unfortunately I have no information about that. They probably wouldn’t tell me if she was.
I just get so angry when my sister trashes our wonderful parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||04/05/2019|
I didn't know gimlets were still a thing! You learn something new every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||04/05/2019|
The people in your head don’t count r7/OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||04/05/2019|
Did you do her niece's husband?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||04/05/2019|
Please wash down about 400 xanax with that gimlet next time, OP. Then drink another gimlet or two and put a plastic bag over your head and tie it nice and tight for good measure.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||04/05/2019|
R13, you sound like a vicious lesbian.
R11, I think I am going to call him. He’s very charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||04/05/2019|
You were doing really well until the molestation bit, OP.
Remember, less is more.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||04/05/2019|
OP - Same scenario in my family. You're better off without them. Cut off contact without being rude or revengeful. Just don't call her back or reply to any of her messages. Let the relationship die out. Move on without her. In the coming years you can still be distraught and arguing over the same issue or you could be free of her. There is no other option. Because you can't change her. That's the best advice I can give you.
BTW, FWIW, the weekend (Friday morning to late Sunday) is not the time to start these types of threads. Or for that matter post supportive replies like mine. So I am leaving the thread now before the "devoid of emotion" juveniles pounce and attack. Best of luck.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||04/05/2019|
Do grown-ups still refer to their fathers as daddy? The whole story sounds made up
|by Anonymous||reply 17||04/05/2019|
10/10. Looking forward to more.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||04/05/2019|
Someone is way too easily entertained.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||04/05/2019|
Of course it's made up R17
|by Anonymous||reply 21||04/05/2019|
I felt the same R15, it would have been just right if he stopped before that
|by Anonymous||reply 22||04/05/2019|
She wasn’t really molested. She said a creepy neighbor of ours (he was in his 80s) touched her breast. She knew to stay away from over there. I think someone had a talk with him, but that wasn’t good enough for my sister. She wanted him drawn and quartered.
He was a senile old man who barely knew he was in this world.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||04/05/2019|
[quote]She called me a faggot. I told her Daddy said she was a whore who’d sleep with a buck you-know-what.
One troll calls everyone a f-ggot and some gullible idiot starts dropping the n-word in revenge.
It's tiresome on DL and it's deadly boring in ESTs.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||04/05/2019|
[quote][R13], you sound like a vicious lesbian.
So do YOU. My God!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||04/05/2019|
When shall you be serving your delicious Chicken A La King again?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||04/05/2019|
[quote]The whole story sounds made up
|by Anonymous||reply 27||04/05/2019|
[quote] BTW, FWIW, the weekend (Friday morning to late Sunday) is not the time to start these types of threads. Or for that matter post supportive replies like mine.
There is no time that it's not stupid to post "supportive" replies to a tedious recurring troll character and his fictional dramas.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||04/05/2019|
Anyone that calls a parent "mommy"or "daddy"after the age of 8 deserves what they get.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||04/05/2019|
[quote]One troll calls everyone a f-ggot and some gullible idiot starts dropping the n-word in revenge.
Daddy did actually tell me that, I’m reference to my sister. On more than one occasion. He was not as enlightened as we are today.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||04/05/2019|
Recipe for that gimlet OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||04/05/2019|
OP, don't you mean, "Fight With My Terrible Sister?"
|by Anonymous||reply 32||04/05/2019|
[quote]There is no time that it's not stupid to post "supportive" replies to a tedious recurring troll character and his fictional dramas.
PFFFT! To you!
I fallen in LOVE with this family!
|by Anonymous||reply 33||04/05/2019|
We always called our father Daddy. Why change it?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||04/05/2019|
I love this poster. He should be the president of the Maiden Aunt Brigade.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||04/05/2019|
R34, (OP)probably bc as an adult it means something else.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||04/05/2019|
This would have been better if the fight was with your brother instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||04/05/2019|
I don’t have a brother, but if I did, I doubt we’d get into fights.
I think I’m going to have another drink and call that poor husband of my niece’s.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||04/05/2019|
Wait a minute.... There's the:
-And, the grand niece (this is the one that's the slut, right?)
|by Anonymous||reply 39||04/05/2019|
[quote]I think I’m going to have another drink and call that poor husband of my niece’s.
Oy, vey -the goyim with the booze and the pills.
This is the only time I'm glad to be Jewish.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||04/05/2019|
You got it, R39. But there are two grand nieces, the older one being a teenaged slut who ruined herself with tampons since she was 12, and the younger one who is a badly behaved brat who messes with OP's vintage Avon bottles.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||04/05/2019|
How do you ruin yourself with tampons?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||04/05/2019|
[quote]and the younger one who is a badly behaved brat who messes with OP's vintage Avon bottles.
OH! I don't know her!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||04/05/2019|
Oh, I'd forgotten about the Avon bottles!
Thank you, R41!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||04/05/2019|
I would have given her a vicious face-slapping, OP! And her daughter, the man-hating niece!! Multiple slaps, delivered viciously, across their cunt faces!! How dare they!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||04/05/2019|
[quote]How do you ruin yourself with tampons?
She loves having things stuck up in her.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||04/05/2019|
You're welcome, R46.
I don't recall which niece was given the Easter bonnet, however. Maybe OP can confirm.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||04/05/2019|
So where is the niece who ruined herself with tampons now ? (She sounds fun )
|by Anonymous||reply 50||04/05/2019|
You forgot the part when you called the niece a strumpet.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||04/05/2019|
[quote]I don’t have a brother, but if I did, I doubt we’d get into fights.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||04/05/2019|
Find us a pic of OP, R54.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||04/05/2019|
There is one, R55. She's R26
|by Anonymous||reply 56||04/05/2019|
My sister has one daughter, who is nearly 40. The daughter has two girls. The older one is 14 or 15, the younger one is 5 or 6. It’s hard to keep up with the ages.
My niece revealed a couple of years ago that the older daughter had started her period and so she went out and bought her a tampon. I voiced a concern that maybe her future husband wouldn’t appreciate having a new bride who’d been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. Also, I think maybe it encourages promiscuity.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||04/05/2019|
[quote]I voiced a concern
|by Anonymous||reply 58||04/05/2019|
R54, she is far too thin to be my sister. My sister is very fat. Mother tried to nip that in the bud when my sister was around 13 or so. Mother tried to teach her about diet and keeping yourself in shape, and even offered to get her an Adderall prescription. My sister balked and has probably gained 5 pounds a year ever since.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||04/05/2019|
Ah, the long lost Golden Girls episode too edgy for primetime. Thought I lost it.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||04/05/2019|
Picture this as Clayton and Blanche.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||04/05/2019|
Eunice Higgins, played by Carol Burnett, was the height of neurotic childhood mistreatment stories. Your mention of "Daddy" made me think of her, OP. That's all.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||04/05/2019|
[quote]My sister balked and has probably gained 5 pounds a year ever since.
So she's one of the American BIG PEOPLE (as I call them)? Or not quite
|by Anonymous||reply 63||04/05/2019|
I've never gotten a feeling that the family was southern. But, New England,New Jersey, or something like that comes to my mind. Anyway, southern children--especially the well off ones, calls the patriarch of the family daddy waaay into adulthood. I've heard 50 year old men call their fathers daddy or call him daddy when they are talking about him. It's fairly common.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||04/05/2019|
R64, we are from the Midwest, though my mother was born and raised in Virginia.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||04/05/2019|
So you turn to booze and dope.
Well Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope.
Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||04/05/2019|
I don’t take dope. Back in the ‘70s, I enjoyed Quaaludes quite a bit, but you can’t get them anymore!
|by Anonymous||reply 68||04/05/2019|
You need reparative therapy, starting with a big big bottle of Xanax, followed with Get the Fuck Over Your Drama, Bitch.
It comes in the giant economy size. Lucky for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||04/05/2019|
Dear, sweet r69. So earnest.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/05/2019|
R70. It’s the Importance of Being Earnest, Aunt Augusta.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/05/2019|
It’s fine to turn your back on your sister, but how can you turn your back on me?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/05/2019|
Joel is a neighbor boy, not a nephew. Smh.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/06/2019|
Someone needs a tire iron to the base of the skull
|by Anonymous||reply 75||04/06/2019|
I phoned my niece’s estranged husband yesterday evening. He didn’t seem to know who I was at first, which I found a little strange. I reminded him that he had been to my house for Xmas, and he said “Oh, right. The fancy uncle.” I bristled a bit, but didn’t say anything.
I told him I was very sorry to hear of the developments with my niece, but I understood that she was probably very difficult to live with. He let his guard down at this point, and said “Yeah, you don’t have the best relationship with her either, do you?”
We talked for about 20 minutes. Their marriage hadn’t been good for a number of years. My niece had become verbally abusive toward him, so he’d been sleeping in his office for the past two years. She’s been treating him like nothing more than a meal ticket ever since. Even the girls had begun being disrespectful to him.
He met a young woman at work several months ago and they began an affair. He finally decided it was time to move out and file for divorce. She is acting like he blindsided her with all this, and her mother has been telling the girls that he’s a deadbeat.
So I told him the story of my sister and her marriage, and how she drove her husband into a mental ward, and then to suicide. He knew niece’s father had died, but none of the backstory. Big surprise.
Oh, and he told me he didn’t think their younger daughter was really his child. He’s got a good lawyer by the sound of it, so I don’t think they’ll take him to the cleaners.
I ended with a general “we should meet for a drink sometime” and then got off the phone. He’s a lovely man. I wish I was related to him instead of those other harpies.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||04/06/2019|
R73 Well you could argue that Joel is someone's nephew.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||04/06/2019|
You poor dear. I hope you can patch things up. We're rooting for you!
|by Anonymous||reply 79||04/06/2019|
Even we quickly passed on this script.
It's not compelling or interesting enough to last to the first commercial break.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||04/06/2019|
Just let your sister know that you will not be leaving your priceless collection of Antique Avon Bottles to her or any of her trashy heirs!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||04/06/2019|
OP, please let us know more about when you and your niece's husband "Joel" or whatever you are calling him in this roman a clef do finally go out on a date...
And when he ultimately fucks your mussy
|by Anonymous||reply 83||04/07/2019|
I came home this afternoon from getting a massage and there’s a nasty message from my niece on the machine.
It was extremely vulgar and threatening, telling me she knew I’d talked to her husband and that I’d better stay out of her business or I’ll regret it.
Can you imagine? I’ll speak to whomever I please!
I always suspected she was a little deranged, considering that her father wound up in an institution and then offed himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||04/09/2019|
R82, I rescued those bottles from the trash after Mother died. My sister was going to throw them out!
|by Anonymous||reply 85||04/09/2019|
I haven’t spoken to my cunt of a sister for 6 years. She swindled my father estate and when he passed she got bulk of his estate, even though his will stated differently
|by Anonymous||reply 86||04/09/2019|
[quote] voiced a concern that maybe her future husband wouldn’t appreciate having a new bride who’d been using tampons since she was 12 or 13. Also, I think maybe it encourages promiscuity.
Tampons are the Devil's own fingers!
Don't sacrifice your daughter's purity to this Evil!
|by Anonymous||reply 88||04/09/2019|
Mother Pence is wearing a kind of trampy, whorish dress at R88. That’s pretty shocking to me. I’ve only seen her dress like a shapeless granny. Even the shoes are out of character. She’s built like a linebacker. And her calves are blocky for a woman that’s so waistless and heavy.
Are we sure that’s not Father Pence, with Father Pence?
|by Anonymous||reply 89||04/09/2019|
[quote] I think we may never speak again.
To each other, or just in general? One hopes for utter silence across the board.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||04/09/2019|
I didn’t get a wink of sleep last night. I kept hearing what I thought were footsteps outside my bedroom window. I’m terrified that my niece may have hired someone to come over here and hurt me. All because I dared talk to her husband. Should I phone the police?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||04/10/2019|
You seem a bit paranoid, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||04/10/2019|
Four Xanax? What strength? You need to be caredul with those.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||04/10/2019|
R91 Yes OP. Let them lock you up in the jail for the night like Andy Griffith did with the town drunk. Then you'll be safe.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||04/10/2019|
R93, I’ve taken them on and off for years, but I have to have a little something to drink with them for them to really work. They’re not as good as Miltown, but you can’t get that anymore, unfortunately.
I noticed a strange truck driving down my street yesterday, but other than that, no further worrying incidents. Maybe I was just being paranoid.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||04/14/2019|
Why don't you put your sister on the back burner for a few years and clean up your yard?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||04/14/2019|
OP, I don't want to cause trouble
But I overheard your sister and that strumpet niece Tamery talking about you today...
They called you a 'helpless old cunt' and they laughed
|by Anonymous||reply 98||04/21/2019|
Did they find out about your leaving them out of the will???
|by Anonymous||reply 99||04/21/2019|
[quote]Did they find out about your leaving them out of the will???
It always comes down to the money and the china....
|by Anonymous||reply 100||04/21/2019|
OP, can you share the name of your doctor? My own physician is an absolute bitch about prescribing Xanax!
|by Anonymous||reply 101||04/21/2019|
R78 Old photo. Here's the updated version with Mitzi
|by Anonymous||reply 102||04/21/2019|
^ LOL!!!! (CLAP!)(CLAP!)(CLAP!)(CLAP!)(CLAP!!!!)
|by Anonymous||reply 103||04/21/2019|
[quote]Do you make a career out of writing fiction?
Career sounds optimistic.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||04/21/2019|
[quote]Do you make a career out of writing fiction?
Oh, c'mon... You have to just go with it. I STILL get a laugh out of the chicken a-la king lunch. In fact, I go back and read it every now and then just to get a chuckle. It, and the characters, are written so real and believable that you can believe it happened. Someone up thread noted Carol Burnett's "Eunice's Family" and it's a great comparison.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||04/21/2019|
Pardon me miss, but with a due respect I have problems of my own.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||04/21/2019|
Just stick a tampon up your ass, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||04/21/2019|