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Dr. Jake and nurse Ted: Uncoupled vacation and beyond!

jakejacob01 I was lucky enough to spend a week with these two amazing men. Its been a wild ride and it feels like we have done enough activities to fill a month but time has passed quicker every day.

A lot of people have asked me why I would go on a cruise with my former husband so soon after our divorce and separation. My response, if we are going to be friends then I need to see him and treat him like my friend, practice being his friend, spend time with him as a friend, and develop new memories as friends. That’s exactly what we were able to do. I love and appreciate the person he is now and who he is becoming in this new separate supportive phase of our lives.

I’ve always been a fan of facing my fears head on, addressing issues or potential problems, and doing all I can to avoid drama and cultivate love, acceptance, and hope. Now I have an entire week full of memories with two men I love dearly. I have new friendships with people I met in an accepting and judgement free environment. I strengthened friendships and connections with friends I’d met in the past.

People ask me what it’s like going on a gay cruise. My response, it’s whatever you make it. From the moment the ship embarks the ship patrons become a family. Smiles and hellos become more frequent as each day passes. Everyone on the ship has one thing in common, they are here to live their best lives and be their best selves, whatever that definition may be.

As this trip comes to a close I am grateful for the new relationship I have continued to develop with Ted. I am grateful I get to continue to love him just as strong but in a far better way, as friends. I am grateful to build on my current relationships and allow others to see my full authentic self, and see others more for who they really are. Life is for living and experiencing, for getting out of my comfort zone and seeing perspectives and breaking paradigms I never knew. Not only did I have an amazing time, I am leaving this trip as a changed and better person.

#memories #friends #gaycruise #growth #gratitude #newexperiences

by Anonymousreply 44210 hours ago

no point in listing volumes anymore as the last one was deleted for unknown reasons.

we're in the middle of the uncoupled cruise, damn it!

here's the last surviving thread

by Anonymousreply 103/23/2019

from last night

by Anonymousreply 203/23/2019

with Jake Shears, DJ Global Grind and DJ Sammy Jo

by Anonymousreply 303/23/2019

How does Jake keep getting these threads deleted?

by Anonymousreply 403/23/2019

Good question r4. We’re just trying to help Jake become his most authentic self 🤮.

by Anonymousreply 503/23/2019

[quote] Happy Cruise

by Anonymousreply 603/23/2019

He is tedious.

by Anonymousreply 703/23/2019

Is this public therapy? Why does every thought need to be communicated?

by Anonymousreply 803/23/2019

Jake has alerts, R4.

by Anonymousreply 903/23/2019

”they are here to live their best lives and be their best selves” Is he for real?

by Anonymousreply 1003/24/2019


by Anonymousreply 1103/24/2019

Christ, where's an iceberg when you need it, amirite?

by Anonymousreply 1203/24/2019

R12 If an iceberg hit a gay cruise ship , is it cumdumps and bottoms first , Or should the tops be the ones saved?

by Anonymousreply 1303/24/2019

Jake should stop with the deleting and join us.

by Anonymousreply 1403/24/2019

R13 Bottoms first, OF COURSE. That's a herd that needs to be thinned.

by Anonymousreply 1503/24/2019

They type like 9th grade girls.

by Anonymousreply 1603/24/2019

R16 Well that is what they are emotionally.

by Anonymousreply 1703/24/2019

when gay men break up they can be friends but at least a respectable little to no contact period. this ex couple is creepy and needy. does one need the others drugs or money or something? yuck

by Anonymousreply 1803/24/2019

These two are perhaps the most narcissistic couple/ex-couple ever seen in the history of DL.

Both are abominations shallow people.

by Anonymousreply 1903/24/2019

Not ONE of those men are the least bit attractive.

by Anonymousreply 2003/24/2019

Gay cruise...enough said

by Anonymousreply 2103/24/2019

We know that Jake is obsessed with reading about himself. Just curious how he gets the lord of DL to delete the threads on him? Unless mockery is a suable offense now? Maybe from now on we just refer to him as THAT doctor and Ted as THAT nurse. How can anyone who puts his life on social media expect only praise and admiration?

by Anonymousreply 2203/24/2019

Can anyone, or anything, ever fill Dr. Jake's huge, gaping hole . . . of neediness and hunger for affirmation?

The Quest Continues . . .

by Anonymousreply 2303/24/2019

Datalounge should feel very Republican, censoring all the threads.

by Anonymousreply 2403/24/2019

We've said far worse about the Cockgobbler. I don't see how Jake would have cause for offense in a legal sense. But that was the second thread that got deleted.

by Anonymousreply 2503/24/2019

I love all the very gay group photos. Please post more like this.

by Anonymousreply 2603/24/2019

His 4 ring harness there is de trop. What would be the fragrance lingering in that photo? Vinegar and....?

by Anonymousreply 2703/24/2019

...and meth sweat.

by Anonymousreply 2803/24/2019

How long will it take to fumigate and sterilize that ship after the insta-hos depart? Will they just go ahead and burn all the linens to save time?

by Anonymousreply 2903/24/2019

R25 actually the last thread was the third thread to get closed/deleted

by Anonymousreply 3003/24/2019

[quote] On Display

by Anonymousreply 3103/24/2019

Good God! He should put some clothes on, before he scares the horses!

In all seriousness, when do these people work? All he does is go on vacations and to the gym. I find it hard to believe that he is a physician.

by Anonymousreply 3203/24/2019

well, you forgot his other occupations - taking photos of himself, writing his deep thoughts, and scouring social media for mentions of himself.

by Anonymousreply 3303/24/2019

It’s mildly interesting that the only other Insta-ho featured in most of Jake’s photos has been that Icelandic one. Is someone angling for a green card? Jake would never move to Iceland (weather’s too cold for outdoor shirtless pix) so I can only assume that Mr. Iceland wants to move to the States.

by Anonymousreply 3403/24/2019

How quickly we forget that Jake, Circuit Max and hubby shook the internet with their shirtless snow shoveling pix!!!

by Anonymousreply 3503/24/2019

R26 who let the gaysian in?

by Anonymousreply 3603/24/2019

I am also curious how these threads get deleted. The only one that I remember getting axed was the one where someone shared the exact apartment building THAT doctor and THAT bottom nurse lived in.

"People are asking" and "people are saying" roughly translates to "I read some gays complaining on Datalounge about XYZ so now I need to address it in a seven-paragraph Instagram post."

by Anonymousreply 3703/25/2019

In Jake's stories he showed a brief clip after returning home with a just-opened tub of ice cream, implying he was about to binge

this morning he posts this meme

[quote] Omg Yes

by Anonymousreply 3803/25/2019

"People are saying" is that the catchphrase for every narcissist? Cheetolini says it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 3903/25/2019

Still waiting on any media showing him full erotica.

by Anonymousreply 4003/25/2019


by Anonymousreply 4103/25/2019

This is why grease fires were invented.

by Anonymousreply 4203/25/2019

In the last week Jake has gained 3,000 instagram followers (from 257K to 260K). I guess they liked his cruise posts

by Anonymousreply 4303/25/2019

Why can't everyone leave these young people alone so they can have a good time. I think it's disgraceful.

by Anonymousreply 4403/25/2019

He could have bought those new followers.

by Anonymousreply 4503/26/2019

Where will Jake and his new Icelandic husband settle down: Miami or LA?

by Anonymousreply 4603/26/2019

Jake's latest meme in his stories:

by Anonymousreply 4703/26/2019

R44 being in your 40s isn’t “young” at least according to gays. They would be eldergays by now which makes their behavior even more appalling!

by Anonymousreply 4803/26/2019

Who are you fucking kidding, R44?

by Anonymousreply 4903/26/2019

Is Mr. Iceland loaded, because we know Jake is not about to do any work outside the gym

by Anonymousreply 5003/26/2019

I didn't know they allowed pets on cruises? Jake + Jake Shears and a dog

[quote] #TB to Puppy and Jake sandwich. Can't decide which one is cuter

by Anonymousreply 5103/26/2019

wow, Shears looks like shit. How has THAT doctor resisted sharing with us his musings on the nature of dogs, their purity of love, and how through personal growth and letting others love and serve him, he's able to finally love himself unconditionally

by Anonymousreply 5203/26/2019

Jake Shears associating with the likes of Dr. Jake on a tacky cruise is a real cumdown from the heights of celebrity and accomplishment he enjoyed a decade or more ago.

by Anonymousreply 5303/27/2019

Thre goes another g r e e n c a r d. And after 1-2 years, one of them is gonna be dumped. If you have questions, as E r i c T u r n e r and M o r n e. The story repeats itself over and over.

by Anonymousreply 5403/27/2019

Pain Management Officer Jake just posted something on Facebook about being disgusted about Betsy DeVos, Trump and the de-funding of the Special Olympics. But the cartoon image he posted alongside his remarks clearly came from someone else and his remarks actually most likely did as well. You can always tell when he is cribbing from another source because the language is very clear and succinct unlike his Odyssey-length Instagram posts.

by Anonymousreply 5503/27/2019

My god how do their colleagues have any respect for them.

by Anonymousreply 5603/27/2019

No, we don't, R56.

by Anonymousreply 5703/27/2019

[bpld] Jake must have temporarily run out of post ideas but wanted something so he re-posted a pic he put in his stories a few days ago (post R6), this time a proper instagram post with a long caption [/bold]

jakejacob01 The happiest of Humpdays. This picture sums up how I feel coming back to life and reality after a vacation, now with a bit more pep in my step. Somehow I successfully spent a week in the Caribbean and got even paler than when I started 😂🤣 #sunscreen

I’ve had a few days to decompress after a “relaxing” and fun-filled vacation. I was able to grow and discover and experience things I never expected. Initially I was hoping for two things: simply getting out of my day-to-day routine, and building my current relationships with the ones I love. I can definitely say I accomplished those, and so much more with a few unexpected and pleasant surprises.

I have a new appreciation for those who seamlessly and intentionally place themselves in my life. Given my history of volatile family ties I’m the first to admit it’s easy to see how I may have a few abandonment issues still lingering. I found myself over the years working hard to find a place for myself with people I wanted to be close to. It was a hard lesson to learn to allow others to manifest their own desires and intentions towards me. One could even say I micromanaged relationships for fear of losing them.

Over the last few months and especially the last week I found the beauty of allowing those I love to be exactly who they want to be, and be part of my life exactly as much as they want to be. I found the peace of removing unnecessary expectations, and my own controlling fears of loneliness and rejection, and simply wanting those I love to be happy.

A wise friend told me there is a difference between being alone and being lonely. I am learning the comfort, solace, and happiness that comes from loving my alone time. I am learning when the fear of loneliness creeps in to acknowledge it for exactly what it is, fear.

Now back at home I’m away from many people I have grown to adore, but I am happy to have the memories and relationships I have built, and am happy to keep living my life building towards a future where I am the key orchestrator to my own happiness.

#growth #humpday #happiness #bootygainz #gaycruise #selfcare #love #friendship #newexperiences

by Anonymousreply 5803/27/2019

"the beauty of allowing people to be a part of my life"


by Anonymousreply 5903/27/2019

R59 he experienced personal growth on that cruise!

by Anonymousreply 6003/27/2019

[bold] tee4party I saw you on the cruise and has been followed your Instagram for a while. I am a bit star struck and too shy to start conversation. Just wanna let you know that you are very inspiring for both professional and personal life. I am in a medical field as well. This is my first one and I love it. Hope to see you again at the next cruise 🚢 😃👨‍⚕️ [/bold]

Jake will love this comment

by Anonymousreply 6103/27/2019

"Star-struck"? Oh, Jesus. He's going to screenshot and then story the fuck out of that comment.

by Anonymousreply 6203/27/2019

Why did you cut off the sexy FEETS ?

by Anonymousreply 6303/27/2019


by Anonymousreply 6403/27/2019

lol Jake still reading DL.

He posted a new clip in his stories with the caption

[quote] Was told I wear really short shorts, so I wore these today

and he has super short shorts at the gym. He flashes his leg in the clip with a smirk on his face

by Anonymousreply 6503/27/2019

This is Jake:

by Anonymousreply 6603/27/2019

So is this guy Dr Jacob Jacob?

by Anonymousreply 6703/27/2019

He's in the process of getting hair transplant??????

by Anonymousreply 6803/27/2019

R61 How nice that he thinks Jake is a star. Simply lovely.

by Anonymousreply 6903/27/2019

Does THAT doctor ever create a post where he hasn't experienced personal growth? Jesus, he could grow just by putting gas in his car.

by Anonymousreply 7003/27/2019

So the ginger is the new hubs? That was fast!

by Anonymousreply 7103/27/2019

I’m starting to think Jake is a Turing test.

Either that, or he’s intentionally parodying himself.

by Anonymousreply 7203/27/2019

j/k, Jake hasn’t had a clever or witty thought in his entire life.

by Anonymousreply 7303/27/2019

Glad Dr. Jake supports the Special Olympics:

"Retarded people are here to live their best lives and be their best selves”

by Anonymousreply 7403/27/2019

Jake is an inspiration on a professional level to those who have no desire to actually practice a profession.

by Anonymousreply 7503/27/2019

Now when he is back at home is he also back at work?

by Anonymousreply 7603/27/2019

One of my exes has that same dead look in his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 7703/28/2019

What's frightening is that he has 260K followers on IG who take him seriously as an object of lust and/or an inspirational speaker.

by Anonymousreply 7803/28/2019

Hey Dr.Jake if you see this please show your ass in a future post. I’m talking two pale cheeks. If it’s not feasible then get an OnlyFans or start cam shows

by Anonymousreply 7903/28/2019

[quote]What's frightening is that he has 260K followers on IG who take him seriously as an object of lust and/or an inspirational speaker.

I'm sure a lot of them are spambots and quite a few must be haters who can't look away from the trainwreck, like us. He fascinates and entertains the hell out of me as a textbook example of extreme narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 8003/28/2019

Jake and Trump are not that far apart.

by Anonymousreply 8103/28/2019

I bet he bought some of those followers.

by Anonymousreply 8203/28/2019

Jake replied to the comment posted at R61

[quote] jakejacob01 @tee4party come say hi next time 👏🏻❤️

by Anonymousreply 8303/28/2019

Oh dear. Jake seems not to have noticed that his admirer is a skinny little Asian nerd and therefore not his type AT ALL.

by Anonymousreply 8403/28/2019

Jake probably had to call in sick to work so he could spend the day fapping while reading that star-struck comment

by Anonymousreply 8503/28/2019

Do they give out Most Vapid, Vacuous Queen Awards? This nitwit would sweep them every year.

by Anonymousreply 8603/28/2019

Not if I have anything to say about it!!!

by Anonymousreply 8703/28/2019

Why nobody is posting any more?

by Anonymousreply 8803/29/2019

Why all the hate?

by Anonymousreply 8903/29/2019


by Anonymousreply 9003/29/2019

Jake is back in Boystown working out with CircuitMax per his insta stories

no new regular posts yet

by Anonymousreply 9103/29/2019

with husbands @Circuitmax and @jmhawz at Hydrate Nightclub in Chicago

by Anonymousreply 9203/30/2019

Good Grief!

by Anonymousreply 9303/30/2019

But when will he return to work?

by Anonymousreply 9403/30/2019

R94 Jake likes those weekend getaways.

by Anonymousreply 9503/30/2019

#ifeelpretty @colorlikecurtis

by Anonymousreply 9603/30/2019

the hair stylist

by Anonymousreply 9703/30/2019

Wow, Jake’s hair looks amazing. That stylist has mad skills!

by Anonymousreply 9803/30/2019

Oh jeez so that’s the hack responsible for that hideous hair dont! Lol

by Anonymousreply 9903/30/2019

He should just go bald, save the embarassment.

by Anonymousreply 10003/30/2019

Who the hell wears a tank top to a hair salon? And why does a nearly 40-year old man think it's cute or necessary to post about all of his bar hopping? Especially with emojis?

by Anonymousreply 10103/30/2019

Someone’s been skipping leg day.

by Anonymousreply 10203/30/2019

#Twins #schittscreek


by Anonymousreply 10303/30/2019

Enter the next player #mormonboys @jmhawz @circuitmax

by Anonymousreply 10403/30/2019

Night out #jessglynne

@circuitmax @jmhawz @mahreeyo

by Anonymousreply 10503/30/2019


by Anonymousreply 10603/30/2019

They would all look better with bags on their heads. Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 10703/30/2019

R105 oh look the first non-white person Jake has run across in real life.

by Anonymousreply 10803/30/2019

R108 @circuitmax and @jmhawz are husbands

by Anonymousreply 10903/30/2019

Jake and his friends were back wearing the harnesses again at a Chicago club last night in his story videos

by Anonymousreply 11003/31/2019

Girls! Girls!! Let's ALL wear harnesses to the club tonight! We'll look soooo hawt and get tons of attention! tee hee! Can't wait to post it on my insta!!!

by Anonymousreply 11103/31/2019

Is Ted going out a lot too? Didn’t he get any of the friends in the breakup?

by Anonymousreply 11203/31/2019

Ted didn't go with Jake to Chicago and he hasn't been posting lately on instagram or insta stories. I mean he never did as often as Jake but seems even less so now

by Anonymousreply 11303/31/2019

who is the one in the red cap in OP photo?

by Anonymousreply 11403/31/2019

R114 that's Dr. Jake

by Anonymousreply 11503/31/2019

Who told these plastic roids queens that they were in any way interesting?

by Anonymousreply 11603/31/2019

I would love to know the last time that Dr. Jake read a novel.

by Anonymousreply 11704/01/2019

Most novels worth reading are just depressing and not affirmative. Dr. Jake doesn't "do" Negativity. He finds sources of inspiration within himself and his small but elite circle of loving friends. That's all he needs for spiritual, intellectual, and emotional nourishment.

by Anonymousreply 11804/01/2019

Exactly, r118. There's no novel that would enable Jake to love himself more, so he doesn't waste time on them.

by Anonymousreply 11904/01/2019

Dr. Jake Dr. Jake. Could he be new Dr. Phil?

by Anonymousreply 12004/01/2019

He’d probably want to topple that odious Dr. Oz r120.

by Anonymousreply 12104/01/2019

Dr. Jake most likely "does" everything and everyone.

by Anonymousreply 12204/01/2019

Except minorities

by Anonymousreply 12304/01/2019

R116 They are not but they are good for a laugh because of how pathetic they are.

by Anonymousreply 12404/01/2019

Jake posts this in his stories to bring awareness to doctors and suicide

by Anonymousreply 12504/01/2019

His little PSAs are especially annoying. They are like-traps.

by Anonymousreply 12604/01/2019

"You like me! You really like me!"

by Anonymousreply 12704/01/2019

When was the last time Dr. Jake actually was a Doctor? Or is he not pretending anymore?

by Anonymousreply 12804/01/2019

R127, the day he complained on social media that his patient that day was too stupid to know that diabetes is a disease.

by Anonymousreply 12904/01/2019

[quote] Happy Monday #chilly

by Anonymousreply 13004/01/2019

derpy expression. horrible hair puff. dead eyes. it must be Jake!!!

by Anonymousreply 13104/01/2019

R131 the pic probably would be better if he’s naked showing a rock hard dick and presenting hole

by Anonymousreply 13204/01/2019

Jake's latest stories video shows him talking about eating chocolate ice cream with a jar of peanut butter at the same time.

by Anonymousreply 13304/01/2019

[quote] My friends are dicks @charlesjacobson

by Anonymousreply 13404/01/2019

the friend

by Anonymousreply 13504/01/2019

I don't believe they are friends until Jake steals an article of their clothing.

by Anonymousreply 13604/02/2019

I think Jake posts those bland and boring car selfies to show everyone that he still maintains employment (notice the scrubs under the jacket).

"See, I work!"

by Anonymousreply 13704/02/2019

R135 all of his friends are Instagram “models” that have over 10k followers? Where are he making these friends? I want some advice on how to get them.

by Anonymousreply 13804/02/2019

Buy some followers and maybe the rest will take care of itself.

by Anonymousreply 13904/02/2019

jakejacob01 Real men hold hands #somasc ❤️💪🏻

Picture credit: @michou12001

People ask why I would go on a gay cruise. My response, because I want a place I can be myself. Where “being gay” is not a distinguishing factor. Where enjoying time with friends and loved ones, holding hands, and being completely 100% myself happens naturally. Most important, not thinking twice about my personal safety, or the safety of my loved ones.

I’ve lived in multiple locations where I have been verbally abused, cat-called, even assaulted and threatened simply by holding a man’s hand, or placing my hand on a shoulder or back. Simply by being who I am. Name a derogatory word, I’ve been called it. It’s been yelled out of cars, spoken to me in the gym, shouted and confronted on the street, sometimes even by people I once considered loved ones.

I recognize others have it much worse. I’ve had friends beaten and hospitalized because they were holding another man’s hand. Some countries still have being gay as punishable by death. Even in some states in the US it’s still legal to be fired or evicted because of who a man or woman chooses to spend their time and life with.

Everyone finds their own places they feel secure and safe. Why do I go on gay cruises? For moments like these. Running around on a beach without a care in the world living my life with people I love. Not constantly looking over my back. Not worrying if I have to tolerate an assault of homophobic rants from complete strangers. I simply get to be myself.

I cherish these pictures because they represent a moment in time when I didn’t have a care in the world. One day the world may be a place where being gay is like being left handed, until that time I will continue to enjoy placing myself in environments that cultivate my own personal success and happiness.

#gaycruise #menholdinghands #love #happiness #acceptance

by Anonymousreply 14004/02/2019

Just shut it you sanctimonious attention whore!

by Anonymousreply 14104/02/2019

Okay. Am I living in a bubble? Who is this person? Why would any of you care to keep posting this ham so that his Instaho account keeps getting viewed??

There’s nothing interesting about him.

by Anonymousreply 14204/02/2019

God, he's going to milk that stupid cruise for months, isn't he? But he certainly has lived the eventful life. I'm an elder gay who has also lived several places and don't know a single person who's been attacked for being gay, or attacked myself. Yet Jakes knows several. Amazing!

by Anonymousreply 14304/02/2019

Instagram losers.

Remember the photo in the bathtub by the window? Who took it?

And the cheap, ugly furniture in their anonymous condo or apartment or whatever it was.

by Anonymousreply 14404/02/2019

[quote]There’s nothing interesting about him.

Yes, that is the whole joke.

by Anonymousreply 14504/02/2019

[bold] lol someone asked what we've been wondering and Jake answered [/bold]

digginggardener @jakejacob01 are you guys in a Polyamorous relationship? 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

jakejacob01 @digginggardener nope. It’s also okay for gay men to simply be friends

[bold] and Jake's non-answer answer to this guy [/bold]

dauph Hi @jakejacob01 I love cruises, and I love being gay, unapologetically me... As one of those people who has gone through the heartache and pain of being beaten up and broken down for being gay I can tell you that there are uneducated and narrow-minded people everywhere. I have been in a lot of cruises but never in a gay one but I feel that some of them tend to overly sexualized experiences and I’ve always been scared of going in one with my partner... are they really like that or I’m i missing out for not going?

jakejacob01 @dauph just like everything else in life, you make the experience what you want it to be. ❤️

by Anonymousreply 14604/02/2019

[quote] Friend: "Are you making tons of friends?" Me (Netflix alone in my underwear)

by Anonymousreply 14704/02/2019

He is such a fucking BORE.

by Anonymousreply 14804/03/2019

Dr. Jake isn't boring, he's just "unsophisticated." He doesn't read books, he doesn't spend time at the art house, he doesn't go to museums, or travel to historic cities, learn languages, keep pets, or take an interest in food and wine, or think about philosophy or theology in anything other than "self-help" terms.

Gym, roids and whey, gym, selfies, self-affirmation creative writing, brunch, gym, the occasional fuck, sleep.

It's enough for him.

by Anonymousreply 14904/03/2019

The lighting alone for Jake and his equally vapid friend's photos must take hours to set up.

by Anonymousreply 15004/03/2019

He’s boring, unsophisticated, and derpy.

by Anonymousreply 15104/03/2019

[QUOTE]Dr. Jake isn't boring

Yes. Yes, he is.

by Anonymousreply 15204/03/2019

He reminds me of a friend of mine who insists on posting borderline porn shots of beefcake on Facebook. His justification is that 'straights can do this with impunity, we're oppressed, can't express ourselves etc.' We have a lot of straight friends in common. I've pointed out that none of them ever post these types of pics. His response is 'well, they don't need to...' Some people will do anything to rationalise their extreme vanity and/or childish need to 'shock'.

by Anonymousreply 15304/03/2019

Look who's traveling again

[quote] Unexpected Adventure

by Anonymousreply 15404/03/2019

I've been out of the loop, didn't realize they got divorced. Good to see they can remain friends.

by Anonymousreply 15504/03/2019

Who took that photo of him? Did he ask the flight attendant to or another passenger?

by Anonymousreply 15604/03/2019

[quote]I’ve lived in multiple locations where I have been verbally abused, cat-called,

This attention whore wishes he was cat-called.

[quote]even assaulted and threatened simply by holding a man’s hand, or placing my hand on a shoulder or back.

Who is he? Joe Biden?

by Anonymousreply 15704/03/2019

R154 Outcall for boyfriend experience weekend?

by Anonymousreply 15804/03/2019

How long until he has an Only Fans page?

by Anonymousreply 15904/03/2019

It would be nice if he had brown eyes like your average white guy. The blue eyes make him look crazy/serial killer.

by Anonymousreply 16004/03/2019

The only thing they are hiding in those speedos are fragile drama queen instagram whore dreams. Never date a “man” - these aren’t men just Kardashian gays - like this. Get yourself a real man.

by Anonymousreply 16104/03/2019

Well, I've spent an entire day helping those less fortunate (those without insta accounts and speedos) so I am off traveling again so that even more people can have the uplifting experience of seeing ME! Later fans!

by Anonymousreply 16204/04/2019

so far he hasn't said where he flew to yet but he was at some bakery this morning, possibly the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory. There are many locations of that though so it doesn't really narrow things down too much

by Anonymousreply 16304/04/2019

This is what reality TV has inflicted on us, Instagram monotony and idiocy- reportage of things that have absolutely no value of interest and only an excuse for visual display of looks or consumerism. It's really a sign of the decadence and dissembling of art and entertainment. Yes these guys are hot- but really, cruise ship? Boring as hell. And so much self obsession. Waxed fruit living a waxed fruit life.

by Anonymousreply 16404/04/2019

mystery solved! Jake's in Colorado skiing with Ted

if you check Runar's stories he mentions Colorado several times

by Anonymousreply 16504/04/2019

Green card.

by Anonymousreply 16604/04/2019

Be careful Jake plastic can crack in extreme cold.

by Anonymousreply 16704/04/2019

It would make sense if Jake starts dating the better looking version of himself, Runar. For now they've said they're just friends though. Who knows

by Anonymousreply 16804/04/2019

Is Runar aware that Jake is loaded down with thousand and thousands of dollars worth of student loan debt?

by Anonymousreply 16904/04/2019

R169 wow so Jake has tons of student debt and apparently not working. So how is he affording these constant vacations?

by Anonymousreply 17004/04/2019

Whoring himself out

by Anonymousreply 17104/04/2019

[QUOTE]Is Runar aware that Jake is loaded down with thousand and thousands of dollars worth of student loan debt?

Someone should leave this as a comment on Runar's Instagram page.

by Anonymousreply 17204/05/2019

Weird question, but what the hell. Judging by the pictures this man posts of his doing all sorts of activities other than working, I've questioned the veracity of his claim to be any type of medical professional. Does he have any ability other than posing? Now his time spent on the gym and (I assume) obsessively watching what he eats has given him a freakishly fit body. But could Jake hold his own in a fistfight? If some bruiser took a swipe at him or any of his other freakishly fit friends, could he or they defend themselves? I doubt it. Men with bodies like theirs preen and have little proficiency in athleticism.

by Anonymousreply 17304/05/2019

[QUOTE]Now his time spent on the gym and (I assume) obsessively watching what he eats has given him a freakishly fit body.

You forgot to mention steroids.

by Anonymousreply 17404/05/2019

R174, call me naive, but I hadn't thought of steroid use. That makes it even more unlikely that Jake could defend himself.

by Anonymousreply 17504/05/2019

[bold] meanwhile, back in KC...[/bold]

teddington_01 Whenever I feel down, Tulips turn my day around. Flowers are life. 🌷

by Anonymousreply 17604/05/2019

Aww, Teddy keep your chin up!

by Anonymousreply 17704/05/2019

[bold] Jake is magically back in KC already! I guess he went to Colorado for just 1 day during the middle of the week...[/bold]

[quote] Work work work work work...-Rihanna

by Anonymousreply 17804/05/2019

Honestly, I really don't think that Jake has a job anymore. He's just keeping up the pretense of having one by posing in scrubs for selfies and making up stories about non-existent patients (in which he makes fun of them).

by Anonymousreply 17904/05/2019

Jake's Facebook post:

"Him: You're worth room service.

Me: Swoon "

There is something so rude about posting this. An engagement ring after you just broke up with your husband? I'm assuming the "Him" here is Runar, the hot version of Jake. Can you even imagine being Ted reading that? Jake is a fake, heartless little cunt who does nothing but lie.

by Anonymousreply 18004/05/2019

I have an uncle who is very much like this asshole. Our family wants little to do with him and it has nothing to do with his sexuality but his personality (disorder). My uncle was actually on Grindr at his mother’s death bed. I’ll bet Jake is very similar.

by Anonymousreply 18104/05/2019

Jake is a malignant narcissist.

Runar, run! Now!

by Anonymousreply 18204/05/2019

Runar wants a green card. He seems to be quite well off, so presumably as part of the deal he’d agree to support Jake financially.

by Anonymousreply 18304/05/2019

yeah even if Jake is joking with the engagement ring emoji, it's too soon to be doing that. I'm sure Ted still reads his facebook and instagram

by Anonymousreply 18404/05/2019

just asking for a friend... Should you not be divorced before offering an engagement ring? Are mormons allowed to have more than one spouse at any time?

by Anonymousreply 18504/05/2019

We know Jake is a hideous narcissist, but what is wrong with all these men that are willing to be with him? Are people that naive, blind, dumb, and deaf to all the warning signs that he's an empty, soulless husk of a human being?

by Anonymousreply 18604/05/2019

I was happy to see that his paraplegic friend found a steady boyfriend who he's gaga over and moved away from his friendship with Jake. He probably recognized how much of a user Jake is and that he was being employed as a prop.

by Anonymousreply 18704/05/2019

I don’t feel bad for Ted anymore. He’s just as complicit in being miserable as Jake has made him.

by Anonymousreply 18804/05/2019

I stopped feeling bad for Ted when I saw him in all those cruise threesome pictures, especially the one of them all holding hands on the beach. He's pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 18904/05/2019

Ted just posted the following: teddington_01: Whenever I feel down, Tulips turn my day around. Flowers are life. 🌷

teddington_01 @carson_tueller I love them too. And purple, and red... all of them readily. I have them all over my house right now. I need the power of flower for my soul.

It is sad to see that your love life is crumbling, but you wanted to be in such relationship, hon. You were also advised not to go to the cruise, and you not only went, but also shared cabin with your ex-husband and his new lower. You even wore disgusting clothes and disguises to look cool (waaaay out of you age). You are just sowing what you seeded . You are buried in the same hole you dug. Not evern the FAB 5 (who filmed the Queer Eye season 3 in the same city you live) can save you.

On the other hand, somebody gave Ted the best advice. tjcopella: You need to get out of KC

Hope Ted now can get the hint and start behaving like an adult. Time for revenge, hon!

by Anonymousreply 19004/05/2019

[QUOTE]It is sad to see that your love life is crumbling, but you wanted to be in such relationship, hon. You were also advised not to go to the cruise, and you not only went, but also shared cabin with your ex-husband and his new lower. You even wore disgusting clothes and disguises to look cool (waaaay out of you age). You are just sowing what you seeded . You are buried in the same hole you dug. Not evern the FAB 5 (who filmed the Queer Eye season 3 in the same city you live) can save you.

I wish someone would actually put this in the comments section.

by Anonymousreply 19104/05/2019

There’s no way Jake and Runar would stay in KC. Miami or LA would be much more their speed. So to speak.

by Anonymousreply 19204/05/2019

On second thought, maybe all this talk of Runar moving to the U.S. is moot, now that Mafia Don has proclaimed that the U.S. is “”full.”

by Anonymousreply 19304/05/2019


#FlexFriday, Here we go 💪🏻

Throughout my life other people have provided constant, unsolicited commentary on if I act feminine, masculine, gay, or “straight-passing.” I’ve had an entire array of opinions.

When I was younger I went through “masculinity training” as part of my conversion therapy. The core concept (improper and ludicrous) driven home was my value as a man is somehow tied to someone else’s definition of outward perceived masculinity. Today I know that is all complete nonsense. I don’t need someone else to approve of or change how I present myself to the world. I certainly don’t need to change myself to fit an impossible mold that doesn’t exist to begin with.

A close friend once asked me to tell him on a scale of 0-10 how effeminate he was. I couldn’t answer because I honestly had never associated him with masculine or feminine. He is simply himself. What assumption of feminine was he operating under? Most important, his question made me reflect on my own definitions to the point that I realized I really don’t have one, so without a definition how could I answer the question authentically.

In my very personal opinion I embrace all of my “feminine” and “masculine” traits. From a young age I was taught to identify and fear my innate femininity and only embrace culturally acceptable masculinity. Did it work? No. I simply learned to hate and hide parts of myself that are truly beautiful and unique to me. Today I don’t view feminine and masculine as antagonistic to each other, or tethered together on some measurable scale. To me they are independent concepts. When I look in the mirror like this I see a man who is both masculine and feminine. I love my femininity and I celebrate both independent aspects.

This is clearly an area where I strive to continually expand my own comprehension. I embrace the discussion. I think back to the Jake from conversion therapy years ago, struggling so hard to be someone else’s definition of myself. Now instead of manipulating myself into a rigid definition, I can celebrate who I innately am. And above all else I remember that I am perfect exactly as I am today.

#somasc #sofem #gymselfie #personalgrowth

by Anonymousreply 19404/05/2019

So he flew to CO for one day to ski with Runar? Guessing that Runar bought the ticket? Also would not be surprised if Jake is not actually working. Why is he posing in a surgical cap when he isn't a surgeon?

by Anonymousreply 19504/05/2019

and unless Runar moved in the last year, he still lives in Iceland. On his stories the other day he was stuck at the Chicago airport waiting for his flight to Colorado but didn't say if he flew in from Iceland or not

by Anonymousreply 19604/05/2019

apparently the green card seeker just send her highness a chocolate Easter Egg. So this confirms the new husband to be is making strives to surprise her qween Do you think Ted will like a piece of chocolate? Ted seems to live off crumbs

by Anonymousreply 19704/05/2019

you think Ted is regretting going to the cruise?

by Anonymousreply 19804/05/2019

R187 The bf is very fugly though, He’s a very handsome man but options must have been limited because of his disability.

by Anonymousreply 19904/05/2019

lol so this settles it. Runar still lives in Iceland

his gift to Jake as noted in R197

by Anonymousreply 20004/05/2019

Jake also posted a stories video of him opening the chocolate egg. He captioned it "@runarrafn exact words 'I want you to get fat ' "

by Anonymousreply 20104/05/2019

Runar could live in one of the most beautiful countries and perfect societies on earth, Iceland, and yet he wants to stay in Trump's Racist Brokeass Shithole America. I'm baffled.

by Anonymousreply 20204/05/2019

I think we are underestimating the inescapable magic that is JAKE! Just wonder if Runar has received his instructions to serve Jake and always put Jake's interests ahead of his own so that Jake can love himself more?

by Anonymousreply 20304/06/2019

[quote] Guess who's literally just waking up #sleepingin #sonice

by Anonymousreply 20404/06/2019

And yet he had time so inflate his hair puff.

by Anonymousreply 20504/06/2019

Amazing how he looks *exactly the same* in every single one of his “just woke up” posts.

by Anonymousreply 20604/06/2019

I could literally guess who's literally waking up literally so late, but I'd literally rather do something else.

by Anonymousreply 20704/06/2019

R178 those sad, searching worn-out eyes again.

And I called it—he had a boyfriend already teed up.

by Anonymousreply 20804/06/2019

Jake has been eating dessert A LOT lately. I'm into fitness myself and while not a doctor, I don't think it's good to have ice cream so often. Even if you don't get fat it's not great for the heart. He's having regular ice cream too, not the lighter stuff

[quote] It's dessert time somewhere

by Anonymousreply 20904/06/2019

R190, did he delete all those comments?

by Anonymousreply 21004/06/2019

OMG you can eat ice cream and STILL have that body! I'm soooo jealous!!! Squeeee!!!!

by Anonymousreply 21104/06/2019

soon his hair puff will disappear, his tits will be saggy, his arsehole will be loose. More 🍦?

by Anonymousreply 21204/07/2019

if you look on his video stories, last night Jake went to a gay club in KC and this morning he was doing more box jumping. He can jump pretty high I will say

by Anonymousreply 21304/07/2019

R212 which one the food or the drug? He’ll probably switch to the latter knowing what happen to gays like him when they age and don’t stop the circuit lifestyle

by Anonymousreply 21404/07/2019

KC Gay Clubbing! Box Jumping!!

by Anonymousreply 21504/07/2019

All the hashtags are laughable. He’s just a short, insecure gay man trying to fill his emotional holes with the gym, brunch, selfie lifestyle. Makes me almost feel sorry for him.

by Anonymousreply 21604/07/2019

How did this superficial nitwit ever get accepted to med school?

by Anonymousreply 21704/07/2019

White Male Mormon Privilege, R217.

by Anonymousreply 21804/07/2019

Clearly R218 doesn’t understand how the med school admissions process works.

by Anonymousreply 21904/07/2019

Jake's favorite stove top burner is the front left!

by Anonymousreply 22004/07/2019

[quote] Front Left. Grilled Cheese and Egg on Toast #breakfastfordinner

by Anonymousreply 22104/07/2019

He’s seriously posting a picture of a sandwich on social media? Good he 14 years old? I can’t with this guy.

by Anonymousreply 22204/07/2019

Who the fuck eats grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast?

by Anonymousreply 22304/07/2019

We can safely assume that Ted did all the cooking

by Anonymousreply 22404/07/2019

Did Ted have to move out of their KC apartment?

Jake is broke!

by Anonymousreply 22504/08/2019

I assume a doctor can afford to pay the entire rent for that ugly apartment in Kansas City.

by Anonymousreply 22604/08/2019

[QUOTE]I assume a doctor can afford to pay the entire rent for that ugly apartment in Kansas City.

Why would you assume anything at this point? His entire life is a mirage, designed for maximum likes and shares. Jake is not some high-powered surgeon. He has major student loans and works in a non-lucrative medical field.

I think it's funny that he's now dating the hot version of himself in Runar.

by Anonymousreply 22704/08/2019

What's his specialty?

by Anonymousreply 22804/08/2019

R277 Runar is the hot version?

by Anonymousreply 22904/08/2019

Hotter version, I guess, R229. I mean, neither of them do it for me. I don't like blond/pale men. I prefer darker looks and brown/black hair.

by Anonymousreply 23004/08/2019

R228, at one time he was a “pain management specialist” at the VA hospital in San Antonio. In other words, his job was to dispense Percocets to old veterans.

by Anonymousreply 23104/08/2019

R227 if he’s struggling he can do what all his Instafriends are doing and record his Grindr hookups for money

by Anonymousreply 23204/08/2019

I wonder if Jake has informed Runar of his little issue, the Big H.

by Anonymousreply 23304/08/2019


by Anonymousreply 23404/08/2019

R233 Is Herpes confirmed? And we’re talking type 2 genital right?

by Anonymousreply 23504/08/2019

Someone on one of the other Jake threads said they had confirmed it through someone Jake hooked up with.

by Anonymousreply 23604/08/2019

Just so you know that Ted is paying the rent. You can make your conclusions Probably will allow Runar to use his surname too. That is why Ted is sooooooooo good

by Anonymousreply 23704/08/2019

YIkes herpes is definitely a dealbreaker for me.

by Anonymousreply 23804/08/2019

With letter H? Huh!

H3N2v influenza see also Variant Viruses - see Influenza H5N1 — see Avian Influenza HAB (Harmful Algal Bloom (HAB)-Associated Illness) Haemophilus influenzae Serotype b — see Hib Infection Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease (HFMD) Hansen's Disease Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome (HPS) Harmful Algal Bloom (HAB)-Associated Illness (HAB) Hazardous Drug Exposures in Healthcare Head Lice [Pediculus humanus capitis] Healthcare Associated Infections surgical site infection (SSI) Surgical Site Infection (SSI) Health Disparities in Cancer Health Disparities in HIV/AIDS, Viral Hepatitis, STDs, and TB Health Security — see Global Health Security Healthy Pets, Healthy People — see Animal-Related Diseases Healthy Weight Hearing, Early Detection & Intervention Hearing impairment — see Hearing loss, environmental Hearing loss, environmental [Hearing impairment] Hearing Loss in Children Heart Disease and Genetics see also Genetics and Genomics see also H see also Heart Disease [Cardiovascular Health] Heart Disease [Cardiovascular Health] Heartland Virus Infection Heat Stress Hemoglobinopathies Hemophilia Hemophilia Treatment Centers (HTC) Hemorrhagic Fevers, Viral — see Viral Hemorrhagic Fevers Hendra Virus Disease (HeV Infection) Hepatitis, Viral — see Viral Hepatitis Hepatitis A Vaccination Hepatitis B Vaccination Hereditary Bleeding Disorders — see Hemophilia Herpes, Genital — see Genital Herpes Herpes B virus — see B virus Infection Herpes Simplex Virus Infection — see Genital Herpes Herpesvirus B — see B virus Infection Herpesvirus simiae — see B virus Infection Herpes Zoster — see Shingles Herpes Zoster Vaccination — see Shingles Vaccination Heterophyes Infection [Heterophyiasis] Heterophyiasis — see Heterophyes Infection HeV Infection (Hendra Virus Disease) HFMD (Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease) Hib Infection [Haemophilus influenzae Serotype b] Hib Vaccine (Haemophilus influenzae Serotype b Vaccination) High Blood Pressure Histoplasma capsulatum Infection [Histoplasmosis] Histoplasmosis — see Histoplasma capsulatum Infection HIV/AIDS HIV/AIDS and STDs Hookworm, Human — see Human Hookworm Hookworm, Zoonotic — see Zoonotic Hookworm Horses, Infections from Hot Tub Rash [Pseudomonas dermatitis Infection] HPIV (Human Parainfluenza Viruses) HPS (Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome) HPV-Associated Cancers HPV Infection (Human Papillomavirus Infection) HPV Vaccination (Human Papillomavirus Vaccination) HTC (Hemophilia Treatment Centers) Human Ehrlichiosis — see Ehrlichiosis, Human Human Hookworm [Ancylostoma duodenale Infection, Necator americanus Infection] Human Immunodeficiency Virus — see HIV/AIDS Human Papillomavirus Infection (HPV Infection) Human Papillomavirus Vaccination (HPV Vaccination) Human Parainfluenza Viruses (HPIV) Hymenolepis Infection — see Dwarf Tapeworm Hypertension — see High Blood Pressure Hyperthermia — see Extreme Heat Hypothermia — see Extreme Cold

by Anonymousreply 23904/08/2019

R239 see R236

by Anonymousreply 24004/08/2019

well if this thread ends up getting deleted too, I'll assume the rumor is true lol

by Anonymousreply 24104/08/2019

The essay-length Instagram posts are really just laughable at this point. He is just so long-winded and repetitive.

You're boring as fuck, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 24204/08/2019

It is correct to go to the jacuzzy wearing earphones? Jake just did.

by Anonymousreply 24304/08/2019

How dim or naive is this Runar person to get entangled with someone who isn't even divorced from his current husband??`

by Anonymousreply 24404/08/2019

Runar is currently in Alaska skiing

by Anonymousreply 24504/08/2019

Jake delivers another PSA

[quote] Personal but important. We lost an entire generation of gay examples to HIV. Know your status.. Regular screening #prep #knowledgeispower

by Anonymousreply 24604/08/2019

OT ^^ condoms keep you safe

by Anonymousreply 24704/08/2019

If he had tested positive, would he had put a sad face?

by Anonymousreply 24804/08/2019

so he's on prep. I hope he uses condoms too

by Anonymousreply 24904/08/2019

[quote]It is correct to go to the jacuzzy wearing earphones? Jake just did.

No, you’ll get electrocuted. ⚡️☠️

by Anonymousreply 25004/08/2019

Let’s see your HSV test results Jakey

by Anonymousreply 25104/08/2019

Good thing he got tested so soon after his adventures on the SS STD

by Anonymousreply 25204/09/2019

I highly doubt it he R249 he and his "friends" are probably swapping loads with each other and every random guy they meet just like most dumb PrEP sluts.

by Anonymousreply 25304/09/2019

Everybody on prep knows that you have to be tested every 3 months, not every year. besides what type of physician will release a result with a happy face. a pediatrician? Another fake pic.

by Anonymousreply 25404/09/2019

Wait, so his STI status is discussed on Datalounge and then within 12 hours he posts his HIV results?

by Anonymousreply 25504/09/2019

If he was positive, maybe Ted could have given him a Sad Poz Cake to celebrate!

by Anonymousreply 25604/09/2019

Nurse Ted-kenstein is just regretful of the moster he created. Does somebody know if his flowers are withered? Maybe a sad face to him?

by Anonymousreply 25704/09/2019

Jake just wanted to share his status with his 250K-plus followers under the guise of altruism.

by Anonymousreply 25804/09/2019

R255 hilarious but yes we talked about that first then he posted

by Anonymousreply 25904/09/2019

If there was any doubt beforehand that Jake was reading this thread...

by Anonymousreply 26004/09/2019

lmao check his 3 part video stories response. Apparently some people were criticizing him for posting his results (not sure if on here or on his instagram) and his response was he was doing it to get more people to get tested. Then he gets emotional and mentions those who died

it was a non-tear cry

by Anonymousreply 26104/09/2019

What were they criticizing him about on Instagram?

Also, I would bet he has known not a single person who has died of AIDS in his lifetime. He lies as easily as he breathes.

by Anonymousreply 26204/09/2019

on his stories when he posted the photo of his results.

I think some were saying he was shaming those who are HIV + by writing a happy face that he's negative, as if he were boasting about it.

I didn't take it this way but I know that's an issue for some in the gay community

by Anonymousreply 26304/09/2019

Can you imagine if he had used the word "clean" in describing his results? He probably did and then erased it before posting.

by Anonymousreply 26404/09/2019

When is he posting results for HSV as per what was discussed in previous threads?

by Anonymousreply 26504/09/2019

A negative HIV result says nothing about his HSV-1/2 status.

by Anonymousreply 26604/09/2019

It's just such a fucking lame thing to do. Post a PSA about HIV testing and/or prevention. Dn't post your own results with a fucking smiley emoji. It's typical of everything he does - faux-deep reflective musings accompanied by a photo of him with his ass hanging out of tiny shorts. Such a phoney!

by Anonymousreply 26704/09/2019

OH Jake , probably he will get nominated for the Oscar (Category: drama qween). Pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 26804/09/2019

That is a fake photo. Not his results. It is appropiate for a doctor to get his results from another doctor wearing shorts shorts? As R254 posted, PrEP only works if you are tested every 3 months, not every year, because that is part of the protocol. Another way is to try to reduce the number of sexual partners (and I strongly believe that going to a gay cruise is not exactly that). However, I second the motion from R268 and nominate Jake for the Drama Queen Caterogy but also for the Pathetic Category.

by Anonymousreply 26904/09/2019

Jake is too young to be of the era when people were dying right and left. It's great he gets tested, but beyond gross that he's using peoples' deaths to prop himself up as some kind of spokesperson. He's beyond pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 27004/09/2019

oh Jake

by Anonymousreply 27104/09/2019

Jake gets personal and revealing with us!

[quote] Fun fact, I have ptosis in my left eye that worsens when I get tired

[quote] This is me trying really hard to get them to look the same [flex emoji, wink emoji]

by Anonymousreply 27204/09/2019

Please someone educate our doctor. If the eye has proptosis, the correct term is exophthalmos. If he is referring to the eyelids is call ptosis. Seems that Wikipedia knows more medicine than.....

by Anonymousreply 27304/09/2019

Dr Jake is right. He is referring to ptosis. Proptosis does not get worse with fatigue. Ptosis may, depending on the etiology.

by Anonymousreply 27404/09/2019

It does look ptotic OS. Not proptotic.

by Anonymousreply 27504/09/2019

Jake is so relatable

by Anonymousreply 27604/09/2019

The fact that he has a quarter of a million followers is what’s wrong with the world today. (I’m assuming he didn’t buy most of those.)

by Anonymousreply 27704/09/2019

I would assume most people check out his photos and bypass his humble-bragging screeds

by Anonymousreply 27804/09/2019

and Ted?

by Anonymousreply 27904/10/2019

R272 Poor Dr. Jack very often misunderstood

by Anonymousreply 28004/10/2019

This is a person who made a celebratory cake celebrating and mocking his husband's failure of a test. No matter what aphorisms he splatters across his social media platforms, he is a narcissistic cunt of the highest order.

And, no, Jake, you are not allowed to post AIDS PSAs for further likes and adds, you asshole. You know nothing about that time period when men lost the bulk of their friends left and right. You don't even HAVE any true friends because you yourself can never selflessly give your friendship to anyone without expecting something in return.


by Anonymousreply 28104/10/2019

Maybe we can make #IHateJake a thing.

by Anonymousreply 28204/10/2019

This sad assed queen makes that other sad queen and DL fave dr. Matthew Dempsey look like Einstein.

by Anonymousreply 28304/10/2019

Or we could make #JakesHairPuff a thing.

by Anonymousreply 28404/10/2019

Just the existence of this thread is a bad enough for Jake. I don't even think a clever hashtag could beat it. To know that there are people who completely see through his bullshit bothers him greatly. Believe me.

And I think we are dead-on about his family. They dropped him because he's an all-consuming narcissist, not because he's gay. Heck, he probably fooled around with one of his older brothers or a cousin at some point. This is about his utterly defective personality and Trump-sized ego.

by Anonymousreply 28504/10/2019

R285, I’m not sure about that.

Narcissists love people speaking about them even if it’s negative. The way these deluded losers look at it is more like: omg even if I wasn’t super super important then nobody would talk about me at all. All these queens are just jealous of how inteligible my good looks are!

by Anonymousreply 28604/10/2019

He just posted o his IG his traditional non-sense finctional sentences. One pragraph saids "“I'm realizing there's been a void in my life for a long time. Not one that someone else needs to fill, but a void that I need to stop protecting, showcasing, guarding off like a personal national monument or a badge of honor. ". Just remember that 4 years ago he married Mr Power Bottom Teddy. But also, as incredible as it is, he consideers himself a national monument....Wowwwwwww

by Anonymousreply 28704/10/2019

The "void" in his life is the black hole of insecurity and neediness that exists at the deepest levels of his damaged psyche. There will never be enough "likes," comments, steroids, selfies, muscle Insta-friends, cruise drugs, or cum to fill it.

by Anonymousreply 28804/10/2019

[bold] lol here's the latest post with ANOTHER cruise flashback pic [/bold]

jakejacob01 Free, grounded, happy, looking forward to a great future.

This morning I read through thoughts I’ve written over the last 5 years. It’s bittersweet to remember how trapped I felt struggling to work through unfortunate events. Here’s an poignant excerpt from 4 years ago.

“I'm realizing there's been a void in my life for a long time. Not one that someone else needs to fill, but a void that I need to stop protecting, showcasing, guarding off like a personal national monument or a badge of honor. At some point I dedicated a place in my heart to reserve the pain I've felt for years, to remind myself never to go back, to keep myself moving forward. I'm realizing keeping it there has driven my thoughts towards negativity, suspicion, and cynicism. I don't want to be that person anymore, but I don’t know if I’m ready to forgive. How do I forgive but not forget? How do I move forward with love but keep a suspecting eye out? How do I protect myself from deceptive, unhealthy relationships of my past and remain free from abuse?”

Sobering things to read and remember. It makes me appreciate how far I have come. My perpetual journey towards inner peace has been slow but persistent. I have made my share of mistakes, backtracked, had my dark moments. I’ve also persisted and found I can still find ways to have joy and happiness in my life today.

I’ve lived long enough to understand that I still don’t know all the answers but even in my darkest moments I will persist to see the joy come back into my life. Sometimes it takes work, sometimes it takes gut-wrenching choices, and sometimes it simply takes quiet patience.

Life is beautiful, unpredictable, and unforgivably fluctuant. I would never change my past because it’s the joy and despair of my past that has made me into who I am today. As I look back I remind myself I am my own living proof that there is hope for better tomorrows. There may be uncertainty and heartache, but there will also be hope, friendship, family, love, joy, adventures, excitement. Yes there are instances beyond my control but above all I know I am the one who decides my own happiness and future.

#persist #humpday #growth #selfcare #beachbum

by Anonymousreply 28904/10/2019

How short is this queen? Pocket gay status?

by Anonymousreply 29004/10/2019

Yeah he looks short but more than that, the muscles don’t look right on his body. I can’t figure it out, but I know it’s not attractive (to me anyway.)

by Anonymousreply 29104/10/2019

It's hilarious that he hashtags yet another tedious ode to his own amazingness with beachbum! Keep being you Jake.

by Anonymousreply 29204/10/2019

R291 I agree, his muscles look weird are in weird places. R289 is a good example, his upper body looks unnatural. My limited knowledge of muscles doesn’t explain why he looks the way he does.

by Anonymousreply 29304/10/2019

Dr. Jake is the last hold out. Let's get him to start releasing nudes and making videos!

by Anonymousreply 29404/10/2019

Jake just loves 'writing in threes' doesn't he? : "protecting, showcasing, guarding off", "driven my thoughts towards negativity, suspicion, and cynicism", "Life is beautiful, unpredictable, and unforgivably fluctuant". I'm becoming convinced he's got a template for his self-reflective bullshit screeds, presses 'enter', and a programme randomly inserts words of 3 syllables or more into the gaps. He's also so fucking vague. How can you write so much without actually saying anything that has any real meaning. He's so damn punchable.

by Anonymousreply 29504/10/2019

Jake has body dysmorphia. A pretty obvious case of it actually.

by Anonymousreply 29604/11/2019

R295 Here is another phrase, written in "threes": Narcissistic personality disorder.

by Anonymousreply 29704/11/2019

His forearms are grotesquely large.

by Anonymousreply 29804/11/2019

I wonder if one can die from a deadly combination of steroids, narcissism, and stupidity?

by Anonymousreply 29904/11/2019

While some of you wanted to be He-Man growing up, Jake was watching Popeye cartoons and developed a fetish.

by Anonymousreply 30004/11/2019

Someone wanted to be like Popeye, but behaves like Brutus.

by Anonymousreply 30104/11/2019

More like Olive Oyl.

by Anonymousreply 30204/11/2019

In his video stories, last night he went grilling with someone and joked how masc it was

today at the gym he flashed his nipple to the side of his tank top and in the locker room did a shirtless pec bounce, "the dance of his people".

by Anonymousreply 30304/11/2019

Wow, Jake is exactly the kind of medical professional I want looking after my health!

by Anonymousreply 30404/12/2019

I'm not sure that these other Insta-ho's don't see Jake's neediness and desperation for themselves. Like him, they're probably just looking to get something out of him too. It's not like he's not blatantly obvious.

by Anonymousreply 30504/12/2019

I think most of Jake's followers look at his pics and skip the verbal diarrhea.

by Anonymousreply 30604/12/2019

Seems that Ted was kicked out of the apartment. Must be horrible to be paying to rents. Besides, he just found the best accessory for his wardrobe. And also calls him "beta" (is that a synonim of PB?)

by Anonymousreply 30704/12/2019

Jake is a user. He used Ted as much as he could and then kicked him to the curb when he thought he was too "famous" for Ted and Ted's bottom needs.

by Anonymousreply 30804/12/2019

[quote] Happy Friday

by Anonymousreply 30904/12/2019

He has a very plain face. Not handsome. Just average and pasty. That same expression in every photo.

by Anonymousreply 31004/12/2019

Is Ted bottom? I didn't expect it. He has not release his sti results... Could that be the reason of the fall out?

by Anonymousreply 31104/12/2019

Jake will never release his STI results. They're not all negative is what I've heard.

by Anonymousreply 31204/12/2019

Separated at birth?

by Anonymousreply 31304/12/2019

that was a flashback cruise pic Ted posted. He wore that on 1 of the nights

by Anonymousreply 31404/12/2019

R309, he's wearing an x-ray apron and thyroid cover. Maybe doing an ESI? Dr Jake is finally working.

by Anonymousreply 31504/12/2019

Poor Jake, he had to go into work on a Friday!

by Anonymousreply 31604/12/2019

HEY Jake I know you read this. If you don’t want to ever work again in your “young” circuit lifestyle just do what your peers are doing and show yourself fucking.

I’m still waiting for the JustForFans and I am sure others are too

by Anonymousreply 31704/12/2019

This is Jake. PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!!! I have recently been diagnosed special needs and am working thru my issues....this is borderline bullying. I will report you if this goes any further.

by Anonymousreply 31804/12/2019

Runar surprise visit in Kansas City! Both Jake and Runar have posted stories clips of them working out at the gym together

no Ted who's probably at work

by Anonymousreply 31904/12/2019

[quote]Is Ted bottom? I didn't expect it.

Are you kidding? Yes wore a harness that said “PowerBottom” on it during the cruise.

by Anonymousreply 32004/12/2019

Well someone has to pay the bills, R319!

by Anonymousreply 32104/12/2019

Jake and Runar are spending the night together. Jake just posted a video of Runar wearing pjs with the label "Bear" on 1 butt cheek and "Bottom" on the other with a flap/trap door over the area.

Jake did tag the video as #falseadvertising though so who knows what that means. It's clear Ted is a bottom. So Jake is at least verse. Maybe he means Runar isn't a bear?

by Anonymousreply 32204/12/2019

and a drawing of a bear over those words on the butt area.

on his stories though

by Anonymousreply 32304/12/2019

Oh, Jake! You're such a tease! Tee-hee!

by Anonymousreply 32404/13/2019

So, let me understand. This whole thread is about nothing other than criticizing, making fun of, tearing down someone none of you know?

by Anonymousreply 32504/13/2019

R325 - oh Jakey, but we DO know you. We know you’re a small, sad, insecure, needy, clinger of a human (I can’t use the word “man”) who does anything for attention. You need to take a break from social media and get some good counseling.

by Anonymousreply 32604/13/2019

Yes we’re critics - but Jake’s the one who chose to turn his life into a non-stop piece of dreadful performance art. So criticism comes with the territory.

by Anonymousreply 32704/13/2019

Jake is like the “Meg” character on Family Guy tv show. We all hate her because she sucks.

by Anonymousreply 32804/13/2019

I think Runar is staying with Jake. In his stories Jake just posted a short clip showing that the back of Runar's neck is sun burnt.

by Anonymousreply 32904/13/2019

What could Runar possibly see in that little troll Jake?

by Anonymousreply 33004/13/2019

Jake rebounded quick. Wonder how Ted feels?

by Anonymousreply 33104/13/2019

Ted feels remarkably lucky I’m sure. He’s now free of caring for a man-child like Jake.

by Anonymousreply 33204/13/2019

Lucky Dr. Jake: Icelandic men statistically have the biggest dongs in Western Europe.

by Anonymousreply 33304/13/2019

A Green Card, r330.

by Anonymousreply 33404/13/2019

[quote]Jake rebounded quick. Wonder how Ted feels?

I wonder if Ted knows.

by Anonymousreply 33504/13/2019

Always find it fascinating that people who choose to put their lives on social media bristle at the slightest hint of criticism.

by Anonymousreply 336Last Sunday at 6:10 AM

Sorry, I find middle aged men who prance around in small swimsuits and then post pictures for everyone to see - gross. Those guys looks too flaming in my opinion. ICK

by Anonymousreply 337Last Sunday at 6:28 AM

Is this Runar just naive, or not very bright? Setting aside Jakes's neediness and narcissism, who the hell thinks it's a good idea to get entangled with a not even divorced yet man-child?

by Anonymousreply 338Last Sunday at 9:23 AM

Ted got a nice handwritten message from a photographer/friend

by Anonymousreply 339Last Sunday at 9:26 AM

teddington_01 Childhood life goal completed! I FINALLY got the number one score on a video arcade game... it only took 45 years. #goals #childhood

by Anonymousreply 340Last Sunday at 9:27 AM

Ha! That note is a great dig at Jake, who you know thought he was just too hot and sexy for Ted.

by Anonymousreply 341Last Sunday at 9:29 AM

[bold] lol Some girl tried sexting Ted in a major case of wrong number [/bold]

teddington_01 I don’t want to seem bitter, but it is pretty obvious to me that Rick is having a better life than I am right now... women are just throwing themselves at him. Unfortunately, he gave this young lady the wrong number. And little missy, you are barking up the wrong tree with me, that’s for sure. But next time I’m in Fort Lauderdale, let’s go cruising together and you can introduce me to Ricky, he sounds divine and I’m single. #wrongnumber #oooops #nicerack #jealous 😂😜

by Anonymousreply 342Last Sunday at 9:58 AM

Women sext me too!!!!

by Anonymousreply 343Last Sunday at 10:09 AM

Whilst I can never forgive Ted for those humiliating outfits he wore on the cruise (tho I have a hunch they were Ted's twisted work), he basically seems like a nice guy with at least some grounding in reality and possessing a sense of humour. What the fuck was he doing with Jake for so long?

by Anonymousreply 344Last Sunday at 10:32 AM

Jake's brunch today. How does Jake eat so much junk food each week but maintain his body? Plus it's not good for the heart to have that much. He has ice cream at least every other night too

by Anonymousreply 345Last Sunday at 11:31 AM

Nice to see that Jake is treating Runar to fine dining in KC. Jake always posts the shitty food he east so that people fawn over how he can just eat anything. Of course when your body is courtesy of steroids, that's pretty much true.

by Anonymousreply 346Last Sunday at 11:36 AM

This has been touched on before but I don't understand how Jake is financing his lifestyle. He is not making big bucks as a physician for the VA. That's usually the kind of job older doctors who aren't that distinguished in their profession gravitate to. He now has to pay the whole rent on the apartment in KC. Plus his student loan debt, the payment on that expensive truck he showed off not too long ago, his constant traveling, the cost of his Speedos and costumes, etc., etc. I also question how he has gotten so much time off already. After the week off for the cruise, he goes skiing in Colorado in the middle of the week? There's no way you can do that in just a day and justify the cost of two flights, transportation to the ski areas, lift tickets, rentals, etc. There's obviously a LOT Jake is not disclosing via his prideful boasting on Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 347Last Monday at 7:39 AM

[QUOTE]There's obviously a LOT Jake is not disclosing via his prideful boasting on Instagram.

Clearly. The money for all this is coming from somewhere and that somewhere is not the VA in Kansas City, you can bet on that.

I'd also like to know what happened to those two big dogs that he and Ted had. Did they receive the "Chauncy treatment" (for those Mad Men fans out there)?

by Anonymousreply 348Last Monday at 7:45 AM

Jake's wardrobe seems to consist of scrubs, speedos, tiny shorts, and tank tops. The rest he steals. Would not surprise me if he sends things to his fans in exchange for money. But the excessive time off is indeed a mystery.

by Anonymousreply 349Last Monday at 7:59 AM

Yeah, why is he always proudly claiming that he steals his friends' clothing? He seems to think that it makes him look cute and adorable to say that. If my friends were randomly taking articles of clothing from me and then posting about it on social media, I'd be a little pissed. Especially, if any of them were my go-to workout clothes.

by Anonymousreply 350Last Monday at 8:04 AM

Jake and Ted wore some ridiculous Halloween costumes last year that included coordinated midriff tops, black shorts and knee-high white vinyl laced-up granny boots. Not that I'm in the market for such things, but they struck me as the sort of footware you wouldn't find in stock at Payless. I remember wondering at the time, "Who would waste money on those stupid things?"

by Anonymousreply 351Last Monday at 8:06 AM

So Jake could be a Doctor and a literal whore?

by Anonymousreply 352Last Monday at 8:49 AM

He is more believable as an x-ray technician than a doctor

by Anonymousreply 353Last Monday at 8:51 AM

Does anyone else think Jake will look back on all of his social media posts in a couple of years and just cringe with embarrassment? I just can’t believe he’s that unaware of how silly he looks. Is it all just a “Live, Laugh, Love” joke on us?

by Anonymousreply 354Last Monday at 9:00 AM

R347 probably racking that credit. Doubt he’s an escort or else we would know plus he would have porn in the open. Either that or trust-fund which could be plausible

Can’t wait till his lifestyle catches up to him either way

by Anonymousreply 355Last Monday at 9:09 AM

His sense of humour, if it can be called that is very warped. There's the thinking that the stealing of friends' clothes is cute, and the infamous 'You Failed' cake he made for Ted. He just seems like a terrible prick.

by Anonymousreply 356Last Monday at 9:15 AM

That cake was fucked up beyond belief. Pretty obvious what Jake's true feelings for Ted were

by Anonymousreply 357Last Monday at 9:36 AM

the fail cake was not about failing a test. It was the way to inform him that he could not catch up with his neediness. But he wanted to deal with that and so is his prize. I believe someone is overstaying his visa ...

by Anonymousreply 358Last Monday at 9:41 AM

When one of Jake's instagram followers commented that Ted was not good-looking enough for Jake, instead of ignoring/deleting it as any normal person would do, Jake made a big display of it with a comment about the "damage" the writer had, in essence, making sure that everyone on his feed saw that someone had called Ted ugly. That's when I knew for sure that Jake was a total asshole.

by Anonymousreply 359Last Monday at 9:42 AM

The whole Runar thing is very suspicious. Someone called it several months ago that Jake would already have a go-to side piece to elevate to boyfriend/husband once he dumped Ted. But even this seems too fast.

by Anonymousreply 360Last Monday at 9:43 AM

[QUOTE]When one of Jake's instagram followers commented that Ted was not good-looking enough for Jake, instead of ignoring/deleting it as any normal person would do, Jake made a big display of it with a comment about the "damage" the writer had, in essence, making sure that everyone on his feed saw that someone had called Ted ugly. That's when I knew for sure that Jake was a total asshole.

That was such a huge red flag. And so disrespectful and just plain mean to amplify a trollish message like that about your husband rather than just delete it and move on. Jake obviously loved it because it elevated him even more to his followers and allowed him to present himself as "the hot one" while demonstrating faux-concern for Ted. It was very sick actually. He's a sick person.

by Anonymousreply 361Last Monday at 9:46 AM

The funny thing is, if you take away Jake's steroid-inflated body, he is actually not that good looking. Of course it's all made worse with his ridiculous hair puff.

by Anonymousreply 362Last Monday at 9:49 AM

Runar was still at Jake's place last night. In his stories videos Jake had on Schitts Creek tv show.

Runar does a lot of traveling too. I wonder what the hell he does in Iceland for work

by Anonymousreply 363Last Monday at 9:58 AM

The economy in Iceland is not very diverse. Maybe Runar works in fishing or tourism? Don't think he is the golden ticket Jake is looking for.

by Anonymousreply 364Last Monday at 10:10 AM

Jake’s falsely inflated sense of self-importance is just so sickening to observe, but like the burning of the Notre-Dame de Paris, I just can’t quit watching.

by Anonymousreply 365Last Monday at 10:13 AM

Expect a Notre Dame-themed Instagram novella by tomorrow. Coming your way soon...

by Anonymousreply 366Last Monday at 10:19 AM

It will be some ode about how to love yourself more, you have to sometimes let go and burn away the things that aren't working for you so that you can become the person that others just can't help but to put first. #selfcare #growth #tanktops

by Anonymousreply 367Last Monday at 10:21 AM

The "you failed" cake was not about someone failing a test. It was the notification that someone did not catch up with somebody else's neediness and was given his termination (letter) cake. However, don't feel bad for Ted. He obviously knew what he was getting himself into (if we even consider that the first time they meet, someone gave Ted a false address, and Ted found him again (red flag, bigger that China's or Albania's flags). There is a saying... "do not put your hand on the stove, because you will get burnt", and somebody put both! Would like to see their faces when they go a file for divorce... Cause of divorce?

by Anonymousreply 368Last Monday at 10:53 AM

A bit concerned that the third wheel may be overstaying her Visa. Build a wall around Iceland!

by Anonymousreply 369Last Monday at 11:04 AM

Runar still there on this Monday afternoon...they just finished working out together and Jake even posted a stories clip of them sitting next to each other in the sauna. It's like Runar is turning into a mini (not in height) version of Jake, shadowing him and copying his routine

by Anonymousreply 370Last Monday at 1:55 PM

LOL is Jake taking more vacation while Runar is there?

by Anonymousreply 371Last Monday at 1:59 PM

R367 - #tanktops 😂 hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 372Last Monday at 2:28 PM

The average salary of a VA physician is $190,000.00.

by Anonymousreply 373Last Monday at 2:41 PM

From the VA site:

JACOB FEHL Occupation: Physician Service Line: Geriatrics Gender: MALE

Parent Facility: Kansas City VAMC (589)

4801 Linwood Boulevard Kansas City, Missouri 64128 Location of Medical Training: UT HEALTH SAN ANTONIO


by Anonymousreply 374Last Monday at 3:57 PM

Why does Dr. Jake hashtag all his posts with #growth, #personalgrowth, or #selfcare, when he seems like the least self-aware person there is?

by Anonymousreply 375Last Monday at 4:58 PM

What's the starting salary for a VA physician? That's what Jake would be making.

by Anonymousreply 376Last Monday at 5:02 PM

r373 no way just starting out

by Anonymousreply 377Last Monday at 6:50 PM

Plus, Jake is only a part time physician

by Anonymousreply 378Last Monday at 6:55 PM

I'm sorry, but there is no way that Jake is making $190K.

by Anonymousreply 379Last Tuesday at 6:37 AM

I won’t have to work a traditional job as soon as my followers reach 1 million. I’m just gonna hawk products on Instagram and let the cash roll in.

by Anonymousreply 380Last Tuesday at 6:47 AM

Jake's Facebook:

"Sex is great, but have you ever let Democratic presidential candidates run on the basis of their platform, and not slander, accuse, or gaslight anyone else you don't want to win? #learnfromthepast

I can guarantee you he stole this, word for word, from someone else.

by Anonymousreply 381Last Tuesday at 6:52 AM

He's so dull.

by Anonymousreply 382Last Tuesday at 7:51 AM

He’s not only dull, he’s clearly not bright. And without the fake steroid muscle body (which I personally find SO unappealing) he wouldn’t have any followers.

by Anonymousreply 383Last Tuesday at 8:08 AM

How come he only seems to work 1 day a year, if that?

by Anonymousreply 384Last Tuesday at 8:54 AM

He only works one day a year because if he can’t show off his grotesque fake steroid body in a tank top or a speedo, he doesn’t get the validation he so desperately needs.

by Anonymousreply 385Last Tuesday at 9:16 AM

R379, do you know what 'average' salary means? Sure, he probably runs on the low end of a VA salary scale, but he performs procedures, and that in itself puts him at a higher pay scale than an internist. In private practice, a pain specialist would earn 300k starting salary.

by Anonymousreply 386Last Tuesday at 9:30 AM

He has an overworked body that will not age well.

by Anonymousreply 387Last Tuesday at 10:14 AM

it's Tuesday and Runar is STILL in KC ! Jake posted a stories clip of Runar cooking something a couple hours ago

Jake is now at work

by Anonymousreply 388Last Tuesday at 10:53 AM

He has a very average face.

by Anonymousreply 389Last Tuesday at 10:59 AM

And big ears.

by Anonymousreply 390Last Tuesday at 11:00 AM

I never noticed his ears before. They really are quite large.

by Anonymousreply 391Last Tuesday at 11:04 AM

What's wrong with big ears?

by Anonymousreply 392Last Tuesday at 11:05 AM

And no Jake, that poster does not make you look smart. However that hair puff you’re holding on to makes you look incredibly stupid.

by Anonymousreply 393Last Tuesday at 11:29 AM

R380 that would never happen. Instagram is too saturated. Even gays like Murray (411k) followers and Chris Crocker(1+Mil) are reality tv stars and still do OF to get by.

Jake is even older and has no substance like they do so he’s going to have to do porn if he wants the influencer dream

by Anonymousreply 394Last Tuesday at 11:32 AM

I doubt that Jake has even read a book this year.

by Anonymousreply 395Last Tuesday at 11:56 AM

He could work the normal 8-4 type schedule they have for VA Docs. As a Government employee he probably gets pretty good time off - (like 30 days a year) and you earn Vacation hours as you go - not that work a whole year stuff for "one week off" deal of typical jobs. Its a good gig, he probably just deals with patient records annotations and thats it - they have nurses and admin types - the doctors just come in and do the doctor thing and leave. He does not have to pay staff, carry malpractice insurance - deal with patient insurance - none of that - just go in, hit the clock do your work, garner vacation time and leave. So this might answer some questions about his massive ability for gym life. All that said, looking at his pictures, sorry - but I see suicide in his future - he is trying just way too hard to live his best life while his eyes contain a kind of sadness that bodes for a very difficult future ~ he is just grasping at life while his eyes say "empty shell" ~

by Anonymousreply 396Last Tuesday at 2:23 PM

Now that someone has posted his name & workplace (again), it’s only a matter til this thread gets deleted. See you on the next one I guess...

by Anonymousreply 397Last Tuesday at 3:10 PM

jakejacob01 My most common asked question is what is my diet. I hate to say that the answer will probably not be impressive. At 37 years old I have experimented and adjusted my dietary intake for 20 plus years. What I’ve found is that my physique results are directly proportional to my food, but I don’t follow a strict diet.

The world is accustom to selling the next big diets, drugs, and marketing, looking for the next weight control program. Those all have their place, but for me, I eat what I like, only what I like. I monitor, regulate, and gauge my intake over the course of weeks instead of obsessing over what I ate that day. If I ate tons over the last weekend I pull back during the week. It’s a healthy balance for me where I don’t feel the stress of constant self deprivation.

I don’t do calorie counts, in fact they make me perseverate on food and make my cravings worse. I don’t religiously track my macros. When I want to lean out I cut out carbs and keep my protein ratio higher than my fat intake.

My fathers business growing up was production and sales of health supplements, energy drinks, protein powder, you name it. I worked in the health supplement industry for years as a microbiologist and chemist. Over all those years I learned one important thing: there is no magic bullet. No magic/super fruit, no protein powder or energy drink, or weight loss supplement that will get the results you want. At least not for me.

So I eat real food, bioavailable food, not processed mystery protein powders full of raw ingredients from unknown origins. I eat chicken and beef, and vegetables (sometimes) and ice cream. I watch my physique and when I feel like I’m fluffier than desired I cut down on my overall calories. I found what works for me is real food (no health supplements, bars, powders), and keeping a stress free outlook on my day to day calorie intake. When I want to get leaner I expect that week to suck a little more. Not every meal has to be amazing. Sometimes I live to eat, but mostly I eat to live, grow, function, build, and thrive.

#lockerroom #diet #realfood #eattolive #physique

by Anonymousreply 398Last Tuesday at 3:32 PM

Oh Jake, the most common asked question is "how much?"

by Anonymousreply 399Last Tuesday at 3:52 PM

It will be fun to see Jake on skid row in a couple of years giving bjs for a snort of Tina. (Think Mark Wahlberg’s character from the movie Boogie Nights.)

by Anonymousreply 400Last Tuesday at 4:12 PM

first, he said *I don’t do calorie counts*. One paragraph later he wrote *when I feel like I’m fluffier than desired I cut down on my overall calories*. Will you make your mind?

by Anonymousreply 401Last Tuesday at 5:14 PM

Jake, stop writing entire novellas and giving out unsolicited advice about your diet, your trials and tribulations, and your "divorce." It's Instagram, not LiveJournal. #growth #personalgrowth #realtalk

by Anonymousreply 402Last Tuesday at 8:49 PM

I'm sure Jake's most commonly asked question is "Why don't you shut the fuck up?"

by Anonymousreply 403Last Wednesday at 2:38 AM

teddington_01 Fond memories of times gone by. I’m so glad I had the opportunity to see this magnificent structure when I had the chance. Jake and I took an impromptu trip from London to Paris, and we stayed just across the river from the Notre Dame. It was magnificent. They can rebuilt it, but they will never replace it. #notredame #tears #tbt #nothinglastsforever

by Anonymousreply 404Last Wednesday at 9:57 AM

teddington_01 This is how I feel too. 💔

by Anonymousreply 405Last Wednesday at 9:58 AM

somebody messaged Ted, congratulating him because he moved with dignity. It seems the new norm is to be dumped by your husband and go to a cruise with said ex-husband and the new lover. Way to go? Now Jake is going to create a novel about Notre Dame and how it help him to be resilient and bullshit

by Anonymousreply 406Last Wednesday at 10:35 AM

Jake looks like complete shit in that Notre Dame picture.

by Anonymousreply 407Last Wednesday at 10:38 AM

Jake looks like complete shit in all of his pictures.

by Anonymousreply 408Last Wednesday at 10:58 AM

Jake had cold, dead eyes even then.

by Anonymousreply 409Last Wednesday at 12:46 PM

What’s with the butterface convention?

by Anonymousreply 410Last Wednesday at 1:16 PM

Jake shouting out a page that featured him. They feature men they consider to be muscular dilfs

by Anonymousreply 411Last Wednesday at 2:41 PM

Runar has finally left. He posted in his stories about his poor planning. He took an overnight flight to an airport and has been stuck waiting for 10 hours for the flight that will take him to Iceland. Not sure which city he's in now.

and in the meantime while he's waiting he texted Jake a video he took of a closeup of Jake's ass while Jake was working out which Jake just posted in his stories.

by Anonymousreply 412Last Wednesday at 2:46 PM

I bet Jake will end up being besties with newly outed professional shit bag Aaron Schock, he seems like the kind of thoughtless homo that would befriend a human stain like him.

by Anonymousreply 413Last Wednesday at 3:32 PM

You beat me to it, R413. I was just thinking that these 2 would get along swimmingly. They can skip leg day together!

by Anonymousreply 414Last Wednesday at 9:21 PM

R414 Tell Jake to follow Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 415Last Wednesday at 9:37 PM

He wishes he was with Felix

by Anonymousreply 416Last Thursday at 2:13 PM

So is Jake, the ex-husband and the ex-husband's new beau all fucking?

Are they a thruple?

by Anonymousreply 417Last Thursday at 2:37 PM

[quote] Haircut, Topless, Driving in my truck. Feels like summer #summerdreams

by Anonymousreply 418Last Thursday at 2:39 PM

R416 who is Felix?

by Anonymousreply 419Last Thursday at 2:40 PM

he forgot to add "dead eyes." And he's not driving as he appears to be in the passenger seat.

by Anonymousreply 420Last Thursday at 3:21 PM

Would Cockgobbler go for Dr. Jake and his high hair.

Never mind, They're both voracious bottom bois.

by Anonymousreply 421Last Thursday at 3:35 PM


by Anonymousreply 422Last Thursday at 3:38 PM

I can't believe that Jake would once again perpetuate the stupid haircut that makes him look like a pinhead.

Have we ever seen Jake's teeth? He only seems to have one facial expression, with mouth closed. Maybe he's a snaggletooth.

by Anonymousreply 423Last Thursday at 4:40 PM

GOD he’s awful. He should get a tattoo on his forehead that reads: insecure.

by Anonymousreply 424Last Thursday at 4:43 PM

Jake posted a stories video showing "what a typical night is like" for him. He has on some edm love song, eating grilled cheese, some kind of m&ms and after ice cream. I still don't get how he maintains his low body fat unless he takes a fat burner

by Anonymousreply 425Last Thursday at 6:21 PM

Are we supposed to wonder why he's driving around shirtless after a haircut? Is it to distract from his hair puff? It's not that hot in KC.

by Anonymousreply 426Last Thursday at 6:24 PM

In that pic in his truck, his remaining hair kind of blends in with the headliner in the car so you get a real sense of what Jake would look like if he just buzzed it all off. It would sure be an improvement. He could be a less cute Corey Stoll.

by Anonymousreply 427Last Thursday at 8:39 PM

I wonder who got custody of the goofy painting Ted had done of the two of them depicted as horny tattooed Vikings meant to showcase their undying love? The one Ted gave Jake for Christmas two months before they split up?

by Anonymousreply 428Last Thursday at 8:57 PM

[quote]Jake posted a stories video showing "what a typical night is like" for him. He has on some edm love song, eating grilled cheese, some kind of m&ms and after ice cream.

My god, he really is a teenage girl trapped in a freakish looking steroid-swollen body. How about reading a book once in awhile? (and I don't mean looking back at your old journal entries for the umpteenth time)

by Anonymousreply 429Last Thursday at 9:05 PM

r413 r414 Only if Jake record them both fucking and it leaks online.

by Anonymousreply 430Last Thursday at 9:40 PM

Can Jake even get it up without a mirror present?

by Anonymousreply 431Yesterday at 2:30 AM

He and his equally plastic friends are empty pretty shells trying to seem deep and failing miserably.

by Anonymousreply 432Yesterday at 2:33 AM

R432 Pretty? I wouldn’t call them pretty nor handsome.

by Anonymousreply 433a day ago

Definitely not “pretty,” but most certainly desperate and sad.

by Anonymousreply 434a day ago

Is Jake in a triple with his ex and his new beau?

by Anonymousreply 435a day ago

Ted has a new boyfriend? Who?

by Anonymousreply 436a day ago

[bold] Jake obviously snapped more than 1 pic while shirtless in his truck (see R418 ) and now posted another [/bold]

jakejacob01 Shirtless Truck selfie because #summer.

Recently I had the amazing experience of meeting new friends, people that the Jake from years ago would have never allowed association with, and resultantly people who I would have never known well enough to dramatically impact my life for the better.

Long ago when was I young I lived in an emotionally restricted and logically self deprived life. Self-righteousness, obedience to perceived social or religious laws and fear controlled me. I continually placed paradigms of self definition around my personality and activities.

After years of fear and frustration it dawned on me, I was defining myself by things in DON’T do. I don’t drink, or watch rated R movies, or go to bars, or curse, or eat sushi, or drink protein powder, or use nail polish, or wear dresses, and the list goes on. After reflecting I also realized most of these didn’t make much sense. Why did I live by this manufactured moral code restricting my personality and experiences. I decided then and there to stop defining myself as who I’m not and start living as who I am.

With that said there are some things I’ll likely never do. I have no desire to go skydiving or run a marathon, it’s just not for me right now, but I don’t define myself as someone who doesn’t skydive. I celebrate those who choose to have those experiences just as I celebrate my own new experiences.

Now my definition of “self” is ever-evolving. Expanding my mind and experiences helps to cultivate and bring out the core values I previously isolated and protected. I love being around adventurous people with open hearts, people who challenge me and bring out the same core values: love, kindness, acceptance, peace, patience.

My favorite mantra is “yay for new experiences.” I didn’t start “living” until I was almost in my 30’s and I still have a lot of catching up to do. I no longer define myself by who I am not, nor do I judge people who do things that aren’t for me. Now I live as who I am, and more important I live for who I want to become, to do, to act, to mess up, to forgive, to try, to feel, to act, to succeed.

.#newexperiences #progress #adventures #chesthair #flexfriday

by Anonymousreply 43714 hours ago

this is from last week but impressive skiing from Runar

by Anonymousreply 43814 hours ago

Ted posted a small video of the crappy flat. He is finally living within his means. Still a long path to recover. Hope you learned your lesson... PS stop wearing harnesses

by Anonymousreply 43914 hours ago

LOL you just know that Jakes drives around town for hours shirtless, hoping that he gets honks and catcalls.

by Anonymousreply 44014 hours ago

Jesus, Put your shirt on you dump whore!!!

by Anonymousreply 44112 hours ago

Jake is in Houston now with this guy and his dog. They both posted the same clip in their stories at an outdoor restaurant

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