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Chasten Buttigieg could be the First Gentlemen in the WH. What changes would you make if your husband were President?

by Anonymousreply 26018 hours ago

First, I'd change my name from 'Chasten' to 'Chastaine'. Just because.

by Anonymousreply 103/19/2019

Does he go by Chaz?

by Anonymousreply 203/19/2019

It's cool and all but only if they were cuter...

by Anonymousreply 303/19/2019

They are both exactly my type(s) and I find them cute as hell.

by Anonymousreply 403/19/2019

Are you really that shallow R3?

by Anonymousreply 503/19/2019

I'd redecorate the entire place, floor to ceiling. I'd remove all of the gold touches that Trump has added. I'd reinstall the bowling lanes, and immediately sign up teams for a Monday night gay bowling league. I'd hire beautiful pool boys and tasteful statues of nude men for the pool deck.

by Anonymousreply 603/19/2019

I mean might as well be. r5. It's not like he has a chance of winning. This country is not ready for a white heterosexual female let alone a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 703/19/2019

No gold in any way. Stage a public burning of those gauche golden Gaddafi curtains the huckster uses for pressers. Then sign an executive order that gold colour can't be seen in the White House for as long as said huckster and his spawn are alive.

Just go all out with the pettiness, is what I'm saying.

by Anonymousreply 803/19/2019

R5, let's be honest.

Looks matter -- particularly if you are trying to break ground as the First Gay Couple.

An average-looking couple probably isn't going to do it -- people will want to see a handsome gay couple.

by Anonymousreply 903/19/2019

He needs to lose 20 pounds get hairplugs and do something about the buck teeth.

by Anonymousreply 1003/19/2019

And get contacts^

by Anonymousreply 1103/19/2019

They are a nice middle of the road average looking gay couple. Nothing threatening about them. You are not secretly wondering which one is the top. They seem relatable They are just two relatable blokes who want to do good things for their community. He would get more votes than some glammed up Instagram thirst trap.

by Anonymousreply 1203/19/2019

Will Christian Siriano be designing the First Gentleman’s Inauguration Ball Gown/Tux?

by Anonymousreply 1303/19/2019

I would probably have to stop blowing anonymous cock at the porn theatres. Cause, ya know, class.

by Anonymousreply 1403/19/2019

When I look at them, the first thing that comes to mind is bologna and mayo on Wonder Bread.

by Anonymousreply 1503/19/2019

Adorable pup!

by Anonymousreply 1603/19/2019

[quote]You are not secretly wondering which one is the top.

I certainly am.

by Anonymousreply 1703/19/2019

Well you can't help yourself R17, you're a whore.

by Anonymousreply 1803/19/2019

Change both of them to Chasten's last name. Even Glezman is better than Buttigieg.

by Anonymousreply 1903/19/2019

The one in the teal shirt and the glasses is the top. Or they probably just do anal. R12. They strike me as big bores when it comes to sex. Nothing to see here.

by Anonymousreply 2003/19/2019

First they will have to replace all the stolen China and silver. Anything that’s not nailed down will be gone. And even a few things that were nailed down.

by Anonymousreply 2103/19/2019

They seem nice but this is never going to happen this time around.

by Anonymousreply 2203/19/2019

I would remove all the portraits of former First Ladies and replace them with Tom of Finland art.

by Anonymousreply 2303/19/2019

Chasten Buttigieg is a very unfortunate name.

by Anonymousreply 2403/19/2019

I would abolish the Department of the Interior and replace it with the Department of Interior Design.

by Anonymousreply 2503/19/2019

My pet cause would be the official DL charity, Bottoms Without Boners.

by Anonymousreply 2603/19/2019

Just like when Churchill lived at the White House for months during the war, I would have a wing prepared for Duchess Meagain so she could stay over for as long as she wanted to.

by Anonymousreply 2703/19/2019

"Looks matter -- particularly if you are trying to break ground as the First Gay Couple.

An average-looking couple probably isn't going to do it -- people will want to see a handsome gay couple."

People who hate gays don't care if they're good-looking or not. Weird that people think his looks (I think he is cute, btw) are a dealbreaker considering the bloated orange clown who is currently occupying the White House

by Anonymousreply 2803/19/2019

[quote]Weird that people think his looks (I think he is cute, btw) are a dealbreaker considering the bloated orange clown who is currently occupying the White House

Gays are generally held to a higher standard in terms of appearance.

by Anonymousreply 2903/19/2019

The White House Christmas tree and decorations would remain in place until Memorial Day.

by Anonymousreply 3003/19/2019

[quote]The one in the teal shirt and the glasses is the top. Or they probably just do anal.


by Anonymousreply 3103/19/2019

I would hope they would stock the White House pantries with cans of potatoes with parsley.

And maybe they could start referring to the White House domestics as "the help" again.

by Anonymousreply 3203/19/2019

Since they aren't monogamous, how about having an all-male orgy in the Lincoln bed.

by Anonymousreply 3303/19/2019

I think they look like a fun, hardworking, and public service-oriented couple, which is a refreshing change from the Trumps.

Voters want to replace the president with his opposite, and even this superficial element of an opponent’s life will give an opportunity for contrast.

by Anonymousreply 3403/19/2019

Smash every one of Nancy Reagan's AIDS-era china. That bitch.

by Anonymousreply 3503/19/2019

[quote]People who hate gays don't care if they're good-looking or not.

Exactly. I think the fact that they're kind of bland and inoffensive is a plus.

by Anonymousreply 3603/19/2019


by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2019

I'm looking forward to the Harry Potter themed Christmas Tree

by Anonymousreply 3803/19/2019

Do I assume that Buttigieg is the top?

by Anonymousreply 3903/19/2019

R25 has the right idea. Dept. of Homoland Security

by Anonymousreply 4003/19/2019

I assumed his husband would be cuter, makes me want to be a homewrecker

by Anonymousreply 4103/19/2019

We need baby adoption drama to pull in the soccer moms

by Anonymousreply 4203/19/2019

[quote] They are both exactly my type(s) and I find them cute as hell.


[quote] Exactly. I think the fact that they're kind of bland and inoffensive is a plus.

Bland like John Kerry or Al Gore. Yep definitely a plus.

by Anonymousreply 4303/19/2019

Wait no longer, bitches - fairy toast is coming back to the White House!

by Anonymousreply 4403/19/2019

I guess we have no chance of being named the Official White House Caterers.

by Anonymousreply 4503/20/2019

The WH will be glittering and gay!

by Anonymousreply 4603/20/2019

I have to admit I did like Melania's red Handmaid's Tale like Christmas trees.

by Anonymousreply 4703/20/2019

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's put the brakes on the National Enquirer Express, R33.

"They aren't monogamous" according to whom?

Unless you can post a link, I'm calling total bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 4803/20/2019

He's an interesting mix of Truman Capote and Rudy Giuliani.

Happy campaign trails!

by Anonymousreply 4903/20/2019

[quote]They seem nice but this is never going to happen this time around.

I remember thinking that, though he was great, America would never vote for a black man named Barrack Hussein Obama.

by Anonymousreply 5003/20/2019

R21 wins. 😂😝🤣

by Anonymousreply 5103/21/2019

Ugh that hairline needs to be worked on. The first spouse exists to be seen and accompany the president with appearences and support. Boring Mary this one is.

by Anonymousreply 5203/21/2019


“Just like when Churchill lived at the White House for months during the war”

Errr, no..... Churchill was a vitior, he didn’t live at the White House. He was a bit too busy in the UK to manage that.

by Anonymousreply 5303/21/2019


by Anonymousreply 5403/21/2019

R50. Barack Hussein is an heterosexual man with a wife and two cute daughters. Projection matters. America was willing to accept a straight black man but a gay man might be a bridge too far. They love their first ladies or like to have first ladies. Even miss Booker will rather stay closeted if he wants to actually become president.

by Anonymousreply 5503/21/2019

I'd do Jackie Kennedy drag and only speak in a breathless whisper. And work to make pillbox hats and smoking popular again.

by Anonymousreply 5603/21/2019

R56 Mary!! Must you summon the anti smoking troll again? We just got rid of him...

by Anonymousreply 5703/21/2019

R48 Pete has mentioned being faithful to his husband. Of course that can mean different things to different couples, but I'm pretty sure he was talking about being monogamous.

by Anonymousreply 5803/21/2019

They're a cute couple.

by Anonymousreply 5903/21/2019


by Anonymousreply 6003/25/2019

his tweets are the best!

by Anonymousreply 6103/25/2019


by Anonymousreply 6203/25/2019

I'd go full on Betty Ford. Be interviewed for national television and babble about how I wouldn't mind if my kids had all kinds of kinky sex outside of marriage. Because I was drunk and full of Valium. And then at the next State Dinner, and even though I was a former Martha Graham dancer, I'd get all twisted up in my Pucci gown/caftan and tumble down the circular stairway. Because I was drunk and full of Valium.

by Anonymousreply 6303/25/2019

He might have made it if he’d stayed in the closet.

by Anonymousreply 6403/25/2019

I really am impressed with Mike but in that photo they both look.......special.

by Anonymousreply 6503/25/2019

You hush your piehole r8! Those gold curtains are from the House of Scalamandre, makers of the masterpiece prancing zebra wallpaper and Carole Radziwill’s tiger velvet-covered couch she inherited from Lee!!

by Anonymousreply 6603/25/2019

I need to wash my mouth out with soap for what I was thinking

by Anonymousreply 6703/25/2019

No one wants this ugly dork as the first gentlemen!

by Anonymousreply 6803/25/2019

First of all, the husband needs to go. We need to replace him with a good looking man.

by Anonymousreply 6903/25/2019

Oh shut the fuck UP R68!!!! He’s mine anyway!!! You go fuck your vapid empty vessels, I’ll take the clever, witty, charming cutie anyday! Go back to your boring whores, depth and brains are soooooooo much fucking hotter!!!

by Anonymousreply 7003/25/2019

I suspect, or at least fear, that the most negative comments on here come from older gays. Somehow the basic goodness of this guy and the fact that he seems emotionally balanced and devoid of narcissism (unlike Beto, Hillary and Bill, Bernie, Barack, Trump...) tortures you, perhaps because the primary currency among the lower classes and older generations was appearance. What Pete B. has to offer squares exactly with what our culture needs, and it has nothing to do with his sexuality. I'm disappointed in you guys, I know that personality disorders aren't uncommon here, or just undeveloped character, but still it would be refreshing to see some level of discernment and wisdom when it comes to the direction our country is heading. Grow the fuck up!!

by Anonymousreply 7103/25/2019

I've posted this before, but no gay man with Butt in his name will get elected.

by Anonymousreply 7203/25/2019

[quote] Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's put the brakes on the National Enquirer Express, [R33]. "They aren't monogamous" according to whom? Unless you can post a link, I'm calling total bullshit.

No one cares who those 2 dorks are fucking.

by Anonymousreply 7303/25/2019

Good Housekeeping and Better Homes & Gardens would be in a vicious, face-slapping bidding war for exclusive rights to my signature recipe, Million Dollar Fudgepacking.

by Anonymousreply 7403/25/2019

In OP's photo, Chasten has TERRIBLE eyeglass frames for his face. They are much too big. He looks infinitely better with different and smaller frames in the photo at r12.

by Anonymousreply 7503/25/2019

First of all, he's wearing the same glasses in both photos. Secondly, those frames are perfect for his round-shaped head.

But that's just a matter of (having) taste.

by Anonymousreply 7603/25/2019

I think they're both lovely people and the country would be better off with them in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 7703/25/2019

R72 yeah the glasses are the only problem... lol

by Anonymousreply 7803/25/2019

In all seriousness, they would make a wonderful Second Couple living in the historic Naval Observatory. Provided they know a lesbian who could sage-smudge the fuck out of it to rid the place of the Pence/Second Spouse stank that must surely exist there currently. And then possibly move up to the WH in 2028.

by Anonymousreply 7903/25/2019

Pete and Chasten met on a dating site. I hope nobody digs up any intimate pics they exchanged.

by Anonymousreply 8003/26/2019

Apparently OP did not know there were two words: gentleman & gentlemen.

by Anonymousreply 8103/26/2019

he seems super cute

by Anonymousreply 8203/26/2019

Spill the tea!

by Anonymousreply 8303/26/2019

Yeah, r82, spill!

by Anonymousreply 8403/26/2019

When I need glasses I want R75 and R76 to help me. I doubt I could pick the right frames on my own.

by Anonymousreply 8503/27/2019

Can you even imagine he would be president . I mean Hillary and Obama where bullied everyday by the repugs . They will go rogue on him the repugs . He wouldn’t be alive long . I don.t mind myself .

by Anonymousreply 8603/27/2019


by Anonymousreply 8703/27/2019

Ugh, he needs to drop the boring looking husband. What a disgrace.

I suggest he picks a good ol’ Boy from Texas or California.

by Anonymousreply 8803/27/2019

I have a feeling Chasten is a nice nerdy guy who turns into a sex beast when he takes his glasses off.

by Anonymousreply 8903/30/2019

I wonder if they've done Chaturbate shows together...

by Anonymousreply 9003/30/2019

I'm sure Republicans are digging for dirt even as we type.

by Anonymousreply 9103/30/2019

Another reason America is not ready for a gay president. A gay male first gentleman. Hits too close to home.

by Anonymousreply 9203/30/2019

[quote][italic]I've posted this before[/italic], but no gay man with Butt in his name will get elected.

Yeah, they do have medications for compulsive behavior.

by Anonymousreply 9303/30/2019

Chasten has a floppy gut and titties and is quite bald for 29.

No way Pete is going to stay satisfied with this.

by Anonymousreply 9403/30/2019

I actually think it’s a plus that they’re not very good looking. You don’t think about sex when you look at them. They’re like that couple on Modern Family who’ve never kissed that the flyovers love. Just imagine how differently Pete would be perceived if he married an instaho muscle queen like Terry Miller.

by Anonymousreply 9503/30/2019

R95 sums up why Obama had a better shot than Buttigieg does: for better or worse, black people will support other black people, but gays can't wait to rip each other apart. Personally I think they're a cute, relatable couple, but there are guys who seriously wish Buttigieg was with someone like Terry Miller (whom I've met and who's a total head case). We really eat our own, which is why it's a Damn good thing Buttigieg appeals to straight voters.

by Anonymousreply 9603/30/2019

I don't know enough about him, but that husband is fug.

by Anonymousreply 9703/30/2019

[quote]They’re like that couple on Modern Family who’ve never kissed that the flyovers love.

They’ve kissed. Although every time I see them kiss, I think the writers must’ve been reading message boards because a LOT of people were talking about that.

by Anonymousreply 9803/31/2019

"A gay male first gentleman. Hits too close to home."

He already had a first gentleman, his name was Barbara Bush.

by Anonymousreply 9903/31/2019

someone else can take out the garbage.

by Anonymousreply 10003/31/2019

Where does Chasten stand on pasta draining?

by Anonymousreply 10103/31/2019


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by Anonymousreply 10304/01/2019

I'd love to see the First Gent queen it up with Martha and Ina during a Christmas bake-off.

by Anonymousreply 10404/03/2019

What is the app that they met on like?

by Anonymousreply 10504/03/2019

Look for it, yourself, Senator Booker.

by Anonymousreply 10604/03/2019

Did Pete and Chasten exchange hole pics?

by Anonymousreply 10704/03/2019

I can't even imagine they do anal. Probably handys and bjs only.

by Anonymousreply 10804/03/2019

what ap did they meet on?

by Anonymousreply 10904/03/2019


by Anonymousreply 11004/03/2019

Is this thread just for Pete's hubby or do all the candidates husbands get to be scrutinized?

by Anonymousreply 11104/03/2019

Only the gay ones.

by Anonymousreply 11204/03/2019

Tulsi Gabbard's husband is easy on the eyes but the rest of the husbands should not be seen on the campaign trail.

by Anonymousreply 11304/03/2019

Harris' husband is an okay middle-aged man, nothing special.

Bruce Mann looks gay as a goose and Klobuchar's has that serial killer look.

by Anonymousreply 11404/03/2019

An improvement, step aside ugly nerd Chasten.

by Anonymousreply 11504/04/2019

Wow. The first openly gay man to potentially run for the highest office in the land. A thought that would’ve been considered unspeakable a mere 10-15 years ago.

And what do we do here at DL? We tear him apart. Why, because he’s a republican? Nope. Because we strongly disagree with his politics? Nope.

Because we don’t think his husband is good looking enough.

Makes me sick.

by Anonymousreply 11604/04/2019

r115, who is that with Pete?

by Anonymousreply 11704/04/2019

1. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who, while appreciative of mayor pete's success, also laments first gentleman Butterfaceigieg.

2. r116 Deal with it.

by Anonymousreply 11804/04/2019

R117 the hot bottom Pete DESERVES.

by Anonymousreply 11904/04/2019

They both look good in the picture at R12, and bad everywhere else. But that's ok.

R116 is being absurd. We're not "tearing them apart." We're making mildly bitchy comments about their appearance. That doesn't mean we don't have enormous respect for them. At least I do.

by Anonymousreply 12004/04/2019

[quote]EXCLUSIVE: 'I'm really enjoying watching people fall in love with him.' 'First Gent' frontrunner and husband of presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg talks life in spotlight and how he's glad people are enjoying his Twitter feed

by Anonymousreply 12104/04/2019

He’s is fugly beyond reason. It’ll work in Pete’s favor, though. Pete’s not really a looker, either, but I don’t usually vote based on looks. I doubt many people do.

by Anonymousreply 12204/04/2019

God you all are deplorable, they decent looking blokes.

by Anonymousreply 12304/04/2019

Pete is ex-military, and seems quite fit. His husband obviously dotes on him. I think they're a cute couple.

by Anonymousreply 12404/04/2019

Julian Morris now likes Pete on social media - he would make a hot first husband!

by Anonymousreply 12504/05/2019

Pete looks like one of those not particularly good looking gay guys who always manages to snag someone hot. I'd imagine him with a really hunky Latino.

by Anonymousreply 12604/05/2019

Pete and chasten won’t last I give them 2 years tops.

by Anonymousreply 12704/05/2019

[quote] Chasten Buttigieg is a very unfortunate name.

How can the first gay president have a name like Butt-gag?

by Anonymousreply 12804/05/2019

I would love it if Pete won,, Chasten simply kept teaching school instead of performing idiotic “First Spouse” duties.

by Anonymousreply 12904/05/2019

I was unaware that the First Lady doesn't receive a salary.

by Anonymousreply 13004/05/2019

Let's all keep in mind the current Second Lady teaches in a school that practices rabid homophobia. Just about anything is an improvement. Let's not be Purity Gays.

by Anonymousreply 13104/05/2019

Chasten's cause would probably be reaching out to LGBTQ youths.

by Anonymousreply 13204/05/2019

I like them. They are cute, average looking guys. Perfectly relatable.

I don't want nor need eye candy. If by a miracle Pete actually gets elected, and I put his chances to almost zero, then I couldn't care less what he looks like so long as he gets in there and fixes our government.

by Anonymousreply 13304/05/2019

I think the cookie contest is the stupidest First Lady tradition.

by Anonymousreply 13404/05/2019

Chasten is so fug that it’s disqualifying for Pete. But Pete himself is cute in the way a chipmunk is.

by Anonymousreply 13504/05/2019

Apparently not everyone thinks so.

by Anonymousreply 13604/05/2019

R136 Shame on them for using plastic straws!!

by Anonymousreply 13704/05/2019

Ugh chasten needs a serious makeover.

by Anonymousreply 13804/06/2019

I hate to bring this up, but someone must: who was the last president shorter than Mayor Pete? It matters

by Anonymousreply 13904/06/2019

If Google is to be believed, the last president under 6 ft was Jimmy Carter. We have to go back to Ike or Harry Truman for under 5'10."

by Anonymousreply 14004/06/2019

Chasten is cute. Except for the premature balding, (at 29) he's just fine.

by Anonymousreply 14104/06/2019

Carter is 5'3"

by Anonymousreply 14204/06/2019

Chasten is cringey. Pete needs to dump him...or at least get home a makeover and send him to a fat farm.

by Anonymousreply 14304/06/2019

He's Chasten introducing his husband, Pete.

C'mon guys, this is pretty awesome to see. An openly gay candidate, who isn't afraid to acknowledge (and even kiss) his husband in public, garnering this much positive buzz and momentum.

by Anonymousreply 14404/06/2019

If he keeps trying to raise his profile like this then eventually there’s going to be a lot of dirt that will come to out about him.

by Anonymousreply 14504/06/2019

I seriously doubt Pete would be running for President if he had any real dirt to hide.

Probably the only major thing they could've unearthed about him was the fact that he's gay, but that's a moot issue now. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out in part because he knew he'd never be able to run for higher office without getting that skeleton out of his closet first.

by Anonymousreply 14604/06/2019

I think he’s a good guy, but to be honest he hasn’t got a chance. The only reason I can think of on why he’s doing this is to raise his profile.

by Anonymousreply 14704/06/2019

They look fine as a couple. Nothing flamboyant, not gorgeous. but certainly not unattractive.

Pete is an excellent candidate. He's very smart, well-prepared with ideas and proposed policies, energetic, pragmatic, and a quick thinker.

I'll vote for him.

by Anonymousreply 14804/06/2019

R147 Well, if he just helps get a Dem elected President, he could be looking at a cabinet position. That's big jump from Bumfuck, Indiana.

by Anonymousreply 14904/06/2019

That maybe true, r149. However, he’s also going to get a lot of negative publicity. I don’t think the majority of Americans are ready for an out and proud married gay man.

He could end up negatively influencing a lot key swing voters that might otherwise vote Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 15004/06/2019

[quote]I don’t think the majority of Americans are ready for an out and proud married gay man.

Maybe you're right. But why not just try to think that the majority of Americans are ready for an out and proud married gay man in the White House. I never thought I would see a black president and then he got two terms. As long as he stays focused on the issues that matter to many Americans, I really want to believe that he has a shot. I want to believe that we can do this.

by Anonymousreply 15104/06/2019

How big are their dicks?

by Anonymousreply 15204/06/2019

"It got real gay real quick."

by Anonymousreply 15304/06/2019

R151 He obviously could overcome the negative stereotype in his nick of the wood to get elected, so one shouldn't underestimate his ability to connect to ordinary folks in flyover country. He is a long shot for the nomination, since quite a few candidates would have to go up in flame to open the way for him. But his candidacy can energize gay voters and even younger voters, and he could be an effective surrogate for whomever turns out to be the Dem nominee.

by Anonymousreply 15404/06/2019

That inexperienced child is not going to be president. Yang can fuck off too.

by Anonymousreply 15504/06/2019

To troll (155). What experience did Trump have besides being and unsuccessful businessman.

by Anonymousreply 15604/06/2019

You're so right, R155. Instead, we have a mentally-challenged, sociopathic, illiterate grifter who owes any success he has to his daddy and ripping people off. Or maybe that's what we deserve.

by Anonymousreply 15704/06/2019


by Anonymousreply 15804/06/2019

R151 quit lying he’s soft and chubby has serious gay face, buck yellow teeth and balding. He easily looks a decade older, he’s fug!

by Anonymousreply 15904/06/2019

R141 meant for this not r151

by Anonymousreply 16004/06/2019

They will have to review the Secret Service personnel and bring in the hottest best looking men as their security detail in the White House.

by Anonymousreply 16104/07/2019

I just saw Pete Buttigieg on Meet the Press: damn he’s great! That’s one talented politician. Hr talks the talk but the question is if he walks the walk.

by Anonymousreply 16204/07/2019

R159: Why are you so obsessed with what he looks like. He seems like a decent guy, and obviously his partner must see something in him so why do you care?

by Anonymousreply 16304/07/2019

I NEED Mayor Pete. Does the Secret Service have experience with crazed gay stalkers?

by Anonymousreply 16404/07/2019

R83, friend I work with dated chasten in college, likes him and pete a lot. end of story, sort of boring, just like them.

by Anonymousreply 16504/08/2019

Boring and fug is a big NO, end of story!

by Anonymousreply 16604/08/2019

R151. Don't equate skin color to sexual orientation. It is insulting to millions of blacks.

by Anonymousreply 16704/08/2019

PB keeps surprising me with pithy (STOP IT!) statements. Thought he was a nowhere man looking to show out--Mayor of South Bugs Bunny Bend? Might have some mass, higher atomic weight than usual human cardboard--comme moi.

Hubby looks a bit like Keith Haring.

by Anonymousreply 16804/08/2019

he looks like a fun gay

by Anonymousreply 16904/08/2019

Remember when the WH was a place people were proud to visit? Let's get back to that.

by Anonymousreply 17004/08/2019

[quote]Does the Secret Service have experience with crazed gay stalkers?

Not, uh, currently.

by Anonymousreply 17104/09/2019

Having a teacher in the white house could be a real boost for education.

by Anonymousreply 17204/09/2019

[quote]friend I work with dated chasten in college, likes him and pete a lot.

Is he hung? Top or bottom? Deets.

by Anonymousreply 17304/09/2019

those deets I can't say

by Anonymousreply 17404/09/2019

Which one is the girl?

by Anonymousreply 17504/09/2019

Neither is the 'girl'. They're both men who love each other, you pus-filled cardboard facsimile of a sentient being.....

by Anonymousreply 17604/09/2019

Which one is the girl? That doesn't even make sense. It's a dumb insult from the last century, shitstain.

by Anonymousreply 17704/09/2019

"Having a teacher in the white house could be a real boost for education."

What about a call girl?

by Anonymousreply 17804/09/2019

that's a great boost for lawyers!

by Anonymousreply 17904/09/2019

R178 For one thing, a teacher will never say "Be best"...

by Anonymousreply 18004/09/2019


by Anonymousreply 18104/09/2019

Chasten needs to go. Pete needs a handsome man right by his side. Someone that would give him more prestige, notoriety, and could lift him up just like Hillary and Michelle with their respective husbands.

But who might be the right fit for our glorious gay candidate? The gays need good representation and Chasten is not to our standards.

by Anonymousreply 18204/09/2019

Chasten must have balls of steel if he has willingly agreed to play this extremely public role where he's bound to get a lot of viciously negative attention from fundamentalist Christians and the like. That's very admirable and certainly up to my standards.

by Anonymousreply 18304/09/2019

If Pete dumped Chasten for some model or hunk type, he would lose the Frauen vote.

They can identify with Chasten tweeting about flying home from campaigning and arriving after all the restaurants are closed and having to eat TV dinners instead. Pete is too dignified to say that but it’s probably what he does too. Chasten humanizes him and makes Mr Too Perfect relatable. Their dogs having a twitter account is smart too. Just two ordinary hubbies that shop at Costco on the weekend and their cute doggos. That is exactly how to frame it to get the straight frauen vote.

by Anonymousreply 18404/09/2019

R184 why would a hotter spouse lose the frauen vote? That’s retarded the hotter guy can do everything fugly chasten does and better!

by Anonymousreply 18504/09/2019

R185, the operative word there was “dumped.”

If you’re a Frau sitting at home cradling your mug watching this, and he dumps the guy for a younger model, they’ll see it can happen to them too.

by Anonymousreply 18604/10/2019

[quote]What changes would you make if your husband were President?

Make GOP membership mandatory for all new immigrants.

by Anonymousreply 18704/10/2019


by Anonymousreply 18804/10/2019

Chasten read your posts calling him a fatty! Bitches!

by Anonymousreply 18904/10/2019

Hi, Chasten!

by Anonymousreply 19004/10/2019

Chasten’s doing a great job in what must be an overwhelming scenario. I think that if the campaign takes off and staffs up, Chasten’s day to day life will improve because he’ll be able to rely on advisors to run the strategy of his public relations and at least one campaign aid to keep his life on track.

by Anonymousreply 19104/10/2019

Do they both wear wigs?

by Anonymousreply 19204/10/2019

Chasten is a shining example of what a bottom can achieve.

by Anonymousreply 19304/10/2019


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by Anonymousreply 19504/15/2019

It was Chasten's idea to play Streisand before Pete announced his candidacy. I bet they invite her to sing at the WH.

by Anonymousreply 19604/15/2019

Is it wrong of me to lust after Chasten? As a married man he's forbidden fruit. But I can't help myself.

by Anonymousreply 19704/15/2019

R192 no, but Chasten needs to.

by Anonymousreply 19804/15/2019

I'm sure he'd love to hear that, R197. Not many people around here think he's attractive.

by Anonymousreply 19904/15/2019

Chasten is extremely popular and witty on Twitter. He’s getting a lot of positive press nationally / what other cabdudate’s spouse is doing that? He’s doing a great job and their visibility as a married gay couple is really amazing to me.

by Anonymousreply 20004/15/2019

I'm just scared...if this candidacy does get that far...and the questions about what goes on in the bedroom start. And you know they will.

by Anonymousreply 20104/15/2019

I guess I don't care for those two. As a straight woman they are both fug and unappealing in my opinion. Give me beto he is cute and his wife seems nice. What does Pete have besides the gay angle. If he was a straight guy with a wife and kids he won't have been popular at all. He will just be another straight white candidate.

by Anonymousreply 20204/15/2019

R22 [quote]this is never going to happen this time around.

That’s what they said about Trump.

by Anonymousreply 20304/15/2019

R203. I knew trump could win once I heard some women I knew socially declare their hate for Hillary. I knew she stood no chance of winning. I was just ready for president trump. There are a good portion of americans who hate identity politics and will prefer someone who does not tick the identity box. I am just ready for president Biden. He is the savior because he is more known and he gets the straight white votes especially men.

by Anonymousreply 20404/15/2019

R197 you like chubby balding nerds?

by Anonymousreply 20504/15/2019


by Anonymousreply 20604/15/2019

Will there be a sex tape?

by Anonymousreply 20704/15/2019

We already have a First Gentleman!

by Anonymousreply 20804/15/2019

R207, not if they never have sex

by Anonymousreply 20904/15/2019

"I knew trump could win once I heard some women I knew socially declare their hate for Hillary."

Yawn, who cares what your freeper pals think?

"There are a good portion of americans who hate identity politics and will prefer someone who does not tick the identity box."

Funny, these people who hate "identity politics" so much did not create a victory for John McCain or Mitt Romney.

by Anonymousreply 21004/15/2019

indeed, those who use " identity politics" are guilty of it themselves

by Anonymousreply 21104/15/2019

I'd host a few State Dinners outside of the White House, perhaps one at the Biltmore. The WH is so small and underwhelming that it might be good to host a function in another state once in a while. Hurst mansion would also be a nice setting for our guests from the east. Save flying time. We can eat local cuisines while highlighting some of America's other architectural treasures.

I don't care for Trump, but Maralago is a great setting for Presidential meetings. The US really should have taken it when offered by the Post family.

by Anonymousreply 21204/15/2019

I would continue Michelle's new tradition of meeting WH guests, with the dog, during their tours. I'm supposed to be the nation's host, so I should take the time to meet the normal people as well as the well-heeled leaders of the world. Someone's sister will need to join the WH to add a females touch to things and accompany me to these events.

Absolutely NO FAST FOOD is to be served in the WH while my husband is in office. bad enough there are pictures of such madness.

by Anonymousreply 21304/15/2019

I'm on a roll tonight so I'd also allow boys from the various Boys and Girls State organizations (teaches kids about moc government) to attend a conference at Camp David. We would also allow some high achieving Girls and Boyscout troop to attend a separate meeting. Let's also do somthing with inner city children.

Sadly, unlike the royal family, our First Families have to cover so many expenses that it's hard to be a great host outside of State Dinners. I will need to marry a rich man in order to really represent the standards of my taste.

by Anonymousreply 21404/15/2019

These are all excellent suggestions. Keep going boys! And girls!

I especially like the suggestion of the Department of interior Design, Tom of Finland artwork and a permanent wing for Duchess Meghan.

by Anonymousreply 21504/15/2019

The president only pays for personal expenses. Any entertaining besides family and friends is covered, not just State dinners.

by Anonymousreply 21604/15/2019

[quote]As a straight woman

What are you doing here then? Your opinions are worthless to us.

by Anonymousreply 21704/16/2019

R217. We vote so have a seat somewhere. The world isn't all gay so I think you might have forgotten that since you spend so much time here. Dl is not the real world.

by Anonymousreply 21804/16/2019

R210 my freeper friends do vote, I guess you might have forgotten that people who think differently from you do exercise their constitutional rights.

by Anonymousreply 21904/16/2019

DL is my world and my truth, prisspot at R218.

by Anonymousreply 22004/16/2019

R218, your vote doesn’t count here, on a gay men’s message board.

So get the fuck out of here, you’re not wanted.

by Anonymousreply 22104/16/2019

I honestly thought Bill Clinton would be the first First Gentleman.

by Anonymousreply 22204/16/2019

R221. The world is still straight so deal with it. I don't have to be here but I can exercise my privilege like voting.

by Anonymousreply 22304/16/2019

Bitch at r223 WTF are you talking about? We’re not voting here. You think because you have a twat you get special treatment? Not here, sweetie. Your seething cunt is not wanted or needed here.

by Anonymousreply 22404/16/2019

R223. Calm the fuck down. It is not my fault you are angry and need therapy. "We are not voting here" but you are yapping on about Pete like you can't get your mouth off his dick.

by Anonymousreply 22504/16/2019

If I were a straight woman on DL I'd honestly keep it a secret. Fat queens can't tolerate the fact that even the average soccer mom scores more dick than they will ever get.

by Anonymousreply 22604/16/2019

I know these Mayor Pete threads are there to engender brand awareness, but at what point do they become counter productive?

by Anonymousreply 22704/16/2019

they engender gender

by Anonymousreply 22804/16/2019

r219, why are you friends with freepers? Are you that self-loathing?

by Anonymousreply 22904/16/2019

R229. I am a straight woman and you referring to them as freepers is sexist, just like people calling gay men fags.

by Anonymousreply 23004/16/2019

if the shoe fits

by Anonymousreply 23104/16/2019

I wonder if Pete finds Stephen Miller attractive.

by Anonymousreply 23204/16/2019

If I were a straight woman or man for that matter I would stay out. Like in gay bars.

by Anonymousreply 23304/16/2019

Dumbass at R230, "freeper" is not a sexist slur.

It describes people who believe nonsense like "Free Republic" and similar sources. "Freeper" indicates a low-information voter, vulnerable to accepting misinformation as real, susceptible to emotional manipulation and sometimes willful ignorance of facts, science and data. Freepers are especially gifted in compartmentalizing their beliefs against the truth of the real world, e.g., religionists who believe the Earth is only 4,000 years old or that a woman's body will spontaneously abort the fetus in case of rape.

On the plus side, it is a very efficient descriptor! It applies equally to both male and female idiots so you and all your Freeper friends are covered.

by Anonymousreply 23404/16/2019


by Anonymousreply 23504/16/2019

I'm in love

by Anonymousreply 23604/17/2019


by Anonymousreply 23704/18/2019

After the CNN town hall Pete was surrounded by adoring bottoms. Chasten better keep an eye on his man!

by Anonymousreply 23804/23/2019

I would update the frames of my glasses.

by Anonymousreply 23904/23/2019

All of them eager to be First Gent!

by Anonymousreply 24004/23/2019

Some of you DLers need to invite the Buttigiegs over for a home cooked meal.

by Anonymousreply 24104/23/2019

Was it me or was every male who asked him a question very effeminate? Maybe the one Navy guy wasn’t AS effeminate as the others, but he certainly pinged, even though he was wrapping arms with that chick next to him.

by Anonymousreply 24204/23/2019

They definitely DO NOT have anal sex. I know several couples like this and it's 100% vanilla. A hug then mutual masturbation. Pop the load and then the dog climbs up on the bed and everyone goes to sleep.


by Anonymousreply 24304/23/2019

Different strokes for different folks...

by Anonymousreply 24404/23/2019

[quote]Pop the load and then the dog climbs up on the bed

That’s not a very nice thing to say about Chasten. He seems nice.

by Anonymousreply 24504/23/2019

Pete probably gently massages the rim of Chasten's hole with the head of his cock without complete insertion.

by Anonymousreply 24604/23/2019

Please. Plenty of couples like them have anal sex. It's not only reserved for WEHO queens.

by Anonymousreply 24704/23/2019

Matt Bomer will be hosting a Buttigieg fundraiser - Chasten, you better hold on to your man!!!!

by Anonymousreply 24804/23/2019

Bomer is a predatory skanky slut, Pete better watch out.

by Anonymousreply 24904/23/2019

Never heard Bomer described as predatory.

by Anonymousreply 25004/23/2019

How precious is this?

by Anonymousreply 25104/29/2019

I wonder if Chasten starches and irons Pete's shirts...

by Anonymousreply 25204/29/2019

Peter does the laundry and trash. Chasten cooks and cares for the dog's

by Anonymousreply 25305/03/2019

[quote]and cares for the dog's

Cares for the dog’s what?

by Anonymousreply 25405/03/2019

^ ? ....

by Anonymousreply 25505/03/2019

The poster said “cares for the dog’s,” but apparently didn’t finish his sentence since he didn’t say the dog’s what.

Unless he was referring to simply “the dogs,” in which case he wouldn’t have needed the possessive apostrophe.

by Anonymousreply 25605/03/2019

The first thing would be to clean their living quarters, replace all the linens, mattresses, toilet seats, etc. Also, repaint and new carpet. New drapes too. Second on the list would be to meet with Michelle Obama and learn from her experience. After the election and moving in I'd read every book on every woman who has been a first lady. I've read a number of books about former first ladies and what they do, in recent years, isn't about who they are as a woman, but who they are as a person. With the exception of the current first lady - who knows what she has done since 2017.

by Anonymousreply 25705/03/2019


by Anonymousreply 25821 hours ago

Matt Bomer sucked Pete off in a secluded corner at his fundraiser. Plus, he swallowed.

by Anonymousreply 25919 hours ago

How about Pete change his last name to Bedge? Pete Bedge.

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