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Russell Tovey, here. Does my now grey hair make my ears look smaller?

I think the grey makes me look even more masculine. Masculine men only want really masculine men.

by Anonymousreply 4604/14/2019


by Anonymousreply 103/18/2019

My ears are like his more or less, except I have more cartilage so they protrude slightly less. It's nice to see someone like him in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 203/18/2019

Did he ever break up with the porn star/PT? Or did they get married?

by Anonymousreply 303/18/2019

I think he’s adorable

by Anonymousreply 403/18/2019

Russell needs a good punch fucking!

by Anonymousreply 503/18/2019

Love him, grey hair, ears, and all.

by Anonymousreply 603/18/2019

His mother failed him, all she had to do was tape his ears back when he was an infant. My sister used Gorilla tape on my nephew and it mad a huge difference.

by Anonymousreply 703/18/2019

Loved the gay independent film he started in. If only he was actually gay

by Anonymousreply 803/18/2019

r3, they broke up just before the summer; Tovey even scrubbed his instagram of all mentions of Steve. I'd love to know what caused the breakup.

by Anonymousreply 903/18/2019

He was dreamy on Bake Off this week. Going a bit bald in the back.

by Anonymousreply 1003/18/2019

I have heard a couple of bad things about him. He abondoned a long term friend when he took off in the US.and something else but can’t say as would reveal the source of the gossip if let slip. He is a total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1103/18/2019

I can work with that. How does he feel about donkey punching?

by Anonymousreply 1203/18/2019

He looks like a French Bulldog

by Anonymousreply 1303/18/2019

I've liked him ever since History Boys. He's also the best Joe Pitt I've seen in Angels In America (and that includes David Marshall Grant, Patrick Wilson, and Bill Heck).

by Anonymousreply 1403/18/2019

"History: It's just one fucking thing after another."

by Anonymousreply 1503/18/2019

I've seen him in London in bars a lot. He's an arrogant asshole. Typical celebrity who thinks he's better than us mere mortals.

by Anonymousreply 1603/18/2019

[quote] He is a total bottom.

How dare you make up such hateful lies??!!!

by Anonymousreply 1703/18/2019

He's doing celebrity bake-offs? How much more d listed can you get?

by Anonymousreply 1803/18/2019

How much more bottom can you get?

by Anonymousreply 1903/18/2019

How did he not get cast in the title role of the new live-action "Dumbo?"

by Anonymousreply 2003/18/2019

Hey Jug Ears -- Dumbest thing you ever did was get rid if your hot boyfriend. Don't know his real name but his pron name was Ryan Stack. That guy is H - O - T!

by Anonymousreply 2103/18/2019

Steve Brockman, r21. Here they are in happier days.

by Anonymousreply 2203/18/2019

I think the grey hair looks good on him. Shame if he is a bit of a jerk IRL.

by Anonymousreply 2303/18/2019

He’s so ugly he needs a warning label.

by Anonymousreply 2403/18/2019

R16 - which bars?

Asking for a stalker.

by Anonymousreply 2503/26/2019

Didn't know who that was, but he's cute. I love big ears.

by Anonymousreply 2603/26/2019

Physically he was pretty much my ideal man before he became a cliched gym queen. But the one thing that really puts me off is him being a smoker .

Why the hell spend all that time in the gym and then ruin your health doing that? I don't think he's overly bright.

by Anonymousreply 2703/26/2019

He broke up with Steve the porn guy because he found out that he was cheating on him left and right (well duh, he was a porn "star"!). Apparently Russell didn't like that so he immediately put an end to the relationship.

by Anonymousreply 2803/26/2019

Nobody would care about him he wasn't gay. He's a terrible actor.

by Anonymousreply 2903/26/2019

R29 - he's not exactly versatile...acting wise.

by Anonymousreply 3003/26/2019

[quote]He broke up with Steve the porn guy because he found out that he was cheating on him left and right

So was Miss Tovey who has been fucking married men since he was 17.

by Anonymousreply 3103/26/2019

The gays have low standards when it comes to masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 3203/26/2019

We have to grab at what little we can find, R32.

by Anonymousreply 3303/26/2019

Russell "Clint Eastwood if you're nasty" Tovey

by Anonymousreply 3403/26/2019

He honestly looks like a special needs person. Fetal alcohol syndrome crossed with special needs crossed with an elephant.

by Anonymousreply 3503/26/2019

Big ears are great to hold onto when someone is on his knees giving you a blowjob. No negative there.....

by Anonymousreply 3603/26/2019

He does have cute ears.

by Anonymousreply 3703/26/2019

"I have heard a couple of bad things about him. He abondoned a long term friend when he took off in the US."

He abandoned a longtime "friend" or "boyfriend" R11? Didn't he break up with his longtime partner right before he started a play in New York? Was it that guy?

I heard that Steve the porn guy hung out a lot in New York with JVN ex-boyfriend (who apparently also cheated on him) while Tovey was already back in the UK (they both play rugby). There were even pictures of their dogs on their respective instagrams (they are gone now though). He broke up with the porn guy shortly after he returned to the UK. Always thought that Steve probably had a little too much fun with his rugby friend while his fiancee was out of town and after I read here about the JVN cheating drama.

by Anonymousreply 3803/26/2019

Russell is doing a reading of short stories at the Royal Academy in London on May 22nd. How do I make him fall in love with me?

by Anonymousreply 3904/14/2019

Idk, did Dumbo’s grey body make his ears look smaller?

by Anonymousreply 4004/14/2019

R39 Hit the gym and pretend you're masculine and Latin American. Or bring a copy of your appearance in a (professional) porn movie, pretend you're a dog lover and an illiterate fuck (he likes them dumb).

by Anonymousreply 4104/14/2019

How does he look in a jockstrap?

by Anonymousreply 4204/14/2019

Who is JVN?

by Anonymousreply 4304/14/2019

Those aren't ears, they're handles.

by Anonymousreply 4404/14/2019

He’s also a thirsty bitch starting threads about how “hot” (ha!) he is.

Russell. You’re not hot. You’re weird looking. Your ears are flappy and gigantic. Begone.

by Anonymousreply 4504/14/2019

R41, fuck I'm too smart of him. I do like dogs though.

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