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Russell Tovey, here. Does my now grey hair make my ears look smaller?

I think the grey makes me look even more masculine. Masculine men only want really masculine men.

by Anonymousreply 11606/12/2019


by Anonymousreply 103/18/2019

My ears are like his more or less, except I have more cartilage so they protrude slightly less. It's nice to see someone like him in the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 203/18/2019

Did he ever break up with the porn star/PT? Or did they get married?

by Anonymousreply 303/18/2019

I think he’s adorable

by Anonymousreply 403/18/2019

Russell needs a good punch fucking!

by Anonymousreply 503/18/2019

Love him, grey hair, ears, and all.

by Anonymousreply 603/18/2019

His mother failed him, all she had to do was tape his ears back when he was an infant. My sister used Gorilla tape on my nephew and it mad a huge difference.

by Anonymousreply 703/18/2019

Loved the gay independent film he started in. If only he was actually gay

by Anonymousreply 803/18/2019

r3, they broke up just before the summer; Tovey even scrubbed his instagram of all mentions of Steve. I'd love to know what caused the breakup.

by Anonymousreply 903/18/2019

He was dreamy on Bake Off this week. Going a bit bald in the back.

by Anonymousreply 1003/18/2019

I have heard a couple of bad things about him. He abondoned a long term friend when he took off in the US.and something else but can’t say as would reveal the source of the gossip if let slip. He is a total bottom.

by Anonymousreply 1103/18/2019

I can work with that. How does he feel about donkey punching?

by Anonymousreply 1203/18/2019

He looks like a French Bulldog

by Anonymousreply 1303/18/2019

I've liked him ever since History Boys. He's also the best Joe Pitt I've seen in Angels In America (and that includes David Marshall Grant, Patrick Wilson, and Bill Heck).

by Anonymousreply 1403/18/2019

"History: It's just one fucking thing after another."

by Anonymousreply 1503/18/2019

I've seen him in London in bars a lot. He's an arrogant asshole. Typical celebrity who thinks he's better than us mere mortals.

by Anonymousreply 1603/18/2019

[quote] He is a total bottom.

How dare you make up such hateful lies??!!!

by Anonymousreply 1703/18/2019

He's doing celebrity bake-offs? How much more d listed can you get?

by Anonymousreply 1803/18/2019

How much more bottom can you get?

by Anonymousreply 1903/18/2019

How did he not get cast in the title role of the new live-action "Dumbo?"

by Anonymousreply 2003/18/2019

Hey Jug Ears -- Dumbest thing you ever did was get rid if your hot boyfriend. Don't know his real name but his pron name was Ryan Stack. That guy is H - O - T!

by Anonymousreply 2103/18/2019

Steve Brockman, r21. Here they are in happier days.

by Anonymousreply 2203/18/2019

I think the grey hair looks good on him. Shame if he is a bit of a jerk IRL.

by Anonymousreply 2303/18/2019

He’s so ugly he needs a warning label.

by Anonymousreply 2403/18/2019

R16 - which bars?

Asking for a stalker.

by Anonymousreply 2503/26/2019

Didn't know who that was, but he's cute. I love big ears.

by Anonymousreply 2603/26/2019

Physically he was pretty much my ideal man before he became a cliched gym queen. But the one thing that really puts me off is him being a smoker .

Why the hell spend all that time in the gym and then ruin your health doing that? I don't think he's overly bright.

by Anonymousreply 2703/26/2019

He broke up with Steve the porn guy because he found out that he was cheating on him left and right (well duh, he was a porn "star"!). Apparently Russell didn't like that so he immediately put an end to the relationship.

by Anonymousreply 2803/26/2019

Nobody would care about him he wasn't gay. He's a terrible actor.

by Anonymousreply 2903/26/2019

R29 - he's not exactly versatile...acting wise.

by Anonymousreply 3003/26/2019

[quote]He broke up with Steve the porn guy because he found out that he was cheating on him left and right

So was Miss Tovey who has been fucking married men since he was 17.

by Anonymousreply 3103/26/2019

The gays have low standards when it comes to masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 3203/26/2019

We have to grab at what little we can find, R32.

by Anonymousreply 3303/26/2019

Russell "Clint Eastwood if you're nasty" Tovey

by Anonymousreply 3403/26/2019

He honestly looks like a special needs person. Fetal alcohol syndrome crossed with special needs crossed with an elephant.

by Anonymousreply 3503/26/2019

Big ears are great to hold onto when someone is on his knees giving you a blowjob. No negative there.....

by Anonymousreply 3603/26/2019

He does have cute ears.

by Anonymousreply 3703/26/2019

"I have heard a couple of bad things about him. He abondoned a long term friend when he took off in the US."

He abandoned a longtime "friend" or "boyfriend" R11? Didn't he break up with his longtime partner right before he started a play in New York? Was it that guy?

I heard that Steve the porn guy hung out a lot in New York with JVN ex-boyfriend (who apparently also cheated on him) while Tovey was already back in the UK (they both play rugby). There were even pictures of their dogs on their respective instagrams (they are gone now though). He broke up with the porn guy shortly after he returned to the UK. Always thought that Steve probably had a little too much fun with his rugby friend while his fiancee was out of town and after I read here about the JVN cheating drama.

by Anonymousreply 3803/26/2019

Russell is doing a reading of short stories at the Royal Academy in London on May 22nd. How do I make him fall in love with me?

by Anonymousreply 3904/14/2019

Idk, did Dumbo’s grey body make his ears look smaller?

by Anonymousreply 4004/14/2019

R39 Hit the gym and pretend you're masculine and Latin American. Or bring a copy of your appearance in a (professional) porn movie, pretend you're a dog lover and an illiterate fuck (he likes them dumb).

by Anonymousreply 4104/14/2019

How does he look in a jockstrap?

by Anonymousreply 4204/14/2019

Who is JVN?

by Anonymousreply 4304/14/2019

Those aren't ears, they're handles.

by Anonymousreply 4404/14/2019

He’s also a thirsty bitch starting threads about how “hot” (ha!) he is.

Russell. You’re not hot. You’re weird looking. Your ears are flappy and gigantic. Begone.

by Anonymousreply 4504/14/2019

R41, fuck I'm too smart of him. I do like dogs though.

by Anonymousreply 4604/14/2019

I'd fuck him if he wore a jockstrap.

by Anonymousreply 4705/05/2019

R47 You would only fuck him with a jockstrap? I would eat that little fucker with his British accent and his big ears ALIVE.

by Anonymousreply 4805/06/2019

He needs to be pinned .... ears too.

by Anonymousreply 4905/06/2019

Why is his mouth so small?

by Anonymousreply 5005/06/2019

Fly, Dumbo - fly!

by Anonymousreply 5105/06/2019

He needs to have his ears done. The joke wore off.

by Anonymousreply 5205/06/2019

I met Russell at the Royal Academy a few weeks ago and he admired my Keith Haring socks. He's incredibly handsome.

by Anonymousreply 5306/05/2019

I always have trouble posting in Russell Tovey threads, because all the raw masculine energy oozing out of monitor forces me to go all butch and scratch my balls.

by Anonymousreply 5406/05/2019

sorry, out of MY monitor forces me to go all butch and scratch my balls.

by Anonymousreply 5506/05/2019

R53 please just ignore the masculine troll at R54/R55 and don't engage him.

How was the reading? He does them regularly and I'm thinking of attending one in the future. Last week he gave a nice speech at the Hay Festival. Hope he has other projects lined up after that Years & Years disaster.

by Anonymousreply 5606/06/2019

Can someone explain why he's doing that reading with an American accent.

And I think his poking out ears are one of the sexiest things about him.

by Anonymousreply 5706/06/2019

R57 It's a Harvey Milk speech. Milk was American.

by Anonymousreply 5806/06/2019

He said he's doing a show in New York - Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf, along with Eddie Izzard in a few months' time.

He's also doing a reading at a new Keith Haring exhibition in Liverpool soon - which is why we got talking about my socks. But I'm sure he was checking out my legs too...

by Anonymousreply 5906/06/2019


by Anonymousreply 6006/06/2019

He looks good with the gray.

by Anonymousreply 6106/06/2019

Typical Australian tard face.

by Anonymousreply 6206/06/2019

Russell in Dad clothes next to a huge shiny cock.

by Anonymousreply 6306/06/2019

Hmmm, cheeky monkey! :>)

by Anonymousreply 6406/06/2019

Funniest comment on IG: "You're so masc and dress like a lesbian"

by Anonymousreply 6506/06/2019

He's got great legs - they'd look even better on my shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 6606/06/2019

I love Rusell Tovey. He's smart, successful, sexy and he really knows contemporary art.

by Anonymousreply 6706/06/2019

New ITV series for Russell. Flesh and Blood starts filming today in London. I've never heard of any of the other cast members. Are they known in the UK? Series sounds like an extended Hallmark TV movie or soap opera.

‘Flesh And Blood’: Imelda Staunton, Francesca Annis, Russell Tovey & Stephen Rea Star

The Girl and Vera Drake star Imelda Staunton, Cranford star Francesca Annis, Quantico and Years and Years star Russell Tovey and The Crying Game and The Honourable Woman star Stephen Rea are to front ITV family drama Flesh and Blood.

The series is written by The Long Song writer Sarah Williams, who also wrote 2007 Anne Hathaway feature Becoming Jane. It is the story of three adult siblings — Helen, Jake and Natalie — who are thrown into disarray when their recently widowed mother Vivien declares she’s in love with a new man. Flesh and Blood is directed by Cheat and Cold Feet‘s Louise Hooper.

by Anonymousreply 6806/10/2019

Even ear muffs won't make his ears look smaller

by Anonymousreply 6906/10/2019

does the carpet match the drapes? jes askin

by Anonymousreply 7006/10/2019

So sexy.

by Anonymousreply 7106/10/2019

R68 Never heard of any of these actors either. And from the pictures none of the cast (or the storyline) look very appealing. Wonder if Tovey plays another gay character in this.

by Anonymousreply 7206/10/2019

R68 & R72 You've never heard of Imelda Staunton?

I don't know how old you are but she was Dolores Umbridge in two of the Harry Potter films, which you might have heard of.

by Anonymousreply 7306/11/2019

R72 only watches Bondarchuk, Fyodorov and Stepchenko's movies.

by Anonymousreply 7406/12/2019

R68. R72

Really? How old are you?

by Anonymousreply 7506/12/2019

His ears are like that from years of really intense gay sex.

by Anonymousreply 7606/12/2019

[quote] I've never heard of any of the other cast members. Are they known in the UK? Series sounds like an extended Hallmark TV movie or soap opera. ‘Flesh And Blood’: Imelda Staunton, Francesca Annis, Russell Tovey & Stephen Rea.

Imelda Staunton - was in Harry Potter. Won a BAFTA for Vera Drake and was nomiinated for an Oscar for that role.

Francesca Annis - ex of Ralph Fiennes. Mostly UK TV and theatre.

Stephen Rea - Starred in the Crying Game among other things.

All very well known in the UK.

by Anonymousreply 7706/12/2019

r76 BJE

by Anonymousreply 7806/12/2019

R73 Never watched any Harry Potter movies and I'm not familiar with UK TV or theatre actors. From the pictures though they all look like they're in their 60s. How could they play Tovey's siblings?

by Anonymousreply 7906/12/2019

R79 - you should leave your cultural vacuum. It might explain why you've never heard of people anyone with a interest in entertainment beyond Hollywood would recognise or at least know the face of even if they couldn't name them.

by Anonymousreply 8006/12/2019

He wouldn't be as hot if his ears were pinned back.

by Anonymousreply 8106/12/2019

I'll bet he has extraordinary hearing capacity.

by Anonymousreply 8206/12/2019

[quote] Typical Australian tard face.

No most of us don't say it because most of us are intelligent enough to know that he's British, not Aussi.

by Anonymousreply 8306/12/2019

Aww, r80 was offended someone else does not share his interests.

by Anonymousreply 8406/12/2019

Seems like Netflix, Amazon, Hulu etc. offer excellent job opportunities for gay actors these days. These dusty British dramas with unknown British actors are not exactly helping his career. Years and Years is a huge flop and it sounds like this new drama probably won't be a huge hit with the Netflix crowd either. He should look for some edgier roles while he is still young and hot.

by Anonymousreply 8506/12/2019

I've never understood the appeal. It's not his ears—it's the smugness that he radiates.

by Anonymousreply 8606/12/2019

R84 no dumbass, I'm just aware there's a cultural life outside the USA.

by Anonymousreply 8706/12/2019

R 28 is correct, Russell’s porn star/physical trainer ex-fiancé was hooking up with all and sundry during their engagement, including a lot of so-called ‘friends’ and acquaintances of Russell’s and word finally got back to Russell and that was that.

He is indeed very interested in and knowledgeable about the contemporary art world and collects art himself.

And to my disappointment, I hear he is primarily a top. I just hope he is willing to bottom “for the right guy.” Like me.

by Anonymousreply 8806/12/2019

"And to my disappointment, I hear he is primarily a top."

Which is weird because neither of his ex-partners look like bottoms. He'd been all over the apps these last couple of months and no one here had the pleasure of actually hooking up with him. His podcast partner is also on the apps and we even matched but he is so not my type.

by Anonymousreply 8906/12/2019

Give it up, r89. He's not into fats and fems.

by Anonymousreply 9006/12/2019

R90 Unfortunately I was in London for only 2 days and never saw his profile. So I will never know. Maybe you should try since you're obviously so hot and muscular.

by Anonymousreply 9106/12/2019

Love him. Will sit on his face so he can lick my manpussy.

by Anonymousreply 9206/12/2019

Mhm. The usual suspect...

by Anonymousreply 9306/12/2019

What kind of a person (and a homo, at that) has never heard of Imelda Staunton? Get the fuck outta here.

by Anonymousreply 9406/12/2019

R87, good for you, sweetie. I'm glad you feel superior to those who exist in a 'cultural vacuum' - your words.

by Anonymousreply 9506/12/2019

R94 Probably 99 percent of all people outside the UK???

by Anonymousreply 9606/12/2019

R93 That guy would look a lot better with a different haircut, better clothes and a proper workout. He is so dorky.

by Anonymousreply 9706/12/2019

r96 Well, time to educate the jejune masses then, yourself included.

by Anonymousreply 9806/12/2019

r97 I love dorky! I prefer it over the latest stylish look. It comes across as more authentic to me.

by Anonymousreply 9906/12/2019

I still think Steve Brockman is hot as hell. Can’t you forgive and forget, Russell?

by Anonymousreply 10006/12/2019

So go for it R99. He is single and available.

by Anonymousreply 10106/12/2019

Steve Brockman is a dumb slut. I'm glad he's gone. He's also still milking his 15min of fame he got from the relationship on Instagram and is advertising razors, cars, vacations and shit there.

Russell and the ex-husband from Years and Years would make a nice couple.

by Anonymousreply 10206/12/2019

So, R102? Steve is good looking *and* enterprising!

by Anonymousreply 10306/12/2019

Sure R103, if you're only looking for someone you can fuck 24/7 and not have a conversation with and who will still live off you (or your name) after you've broken up years ago, Steve Brockman is definitely an excellent option for you.

by Anonymousreply 10406/12/2019

[quote]Steve Brockman is a dumb slut.

Yes, he’s the “black sheep” of our family.

by Anonymousreply 10506/12/2019

I prefer Russell Stover.

by Anonymousreply 10606/12/2019

Someone please get poor Pedro Pascal a razor and a stylist

by Anonymousreply 10706/12/2019

Worst. Gay. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 10806/12/2019

Pedro Pascal hangs out with a lot of homos for a supposedly straight actor.

by Anonymousreply 10906/12/2019

R95 of course I feel superior. But I'm quite used to that.

by Anonymousreply 11006/12/2019

Imelda Staunton's clacking dentures and popping eye rolls make me avoid anything she is at all costs.

by Anonymousreply 11106/12/2019

I understand why he's considered so hot in the UK, but why does he always try to make it over here instead? Big ears are not considered laddish and charming in the US; they're just considered trashy.

by Anonymousreply 11206/12/2019

I have a baseball cap a little larger than my others and it causes my ears to jut out a little. I notice I get way more hit upon when my ears jut out. Dunno why

by Anonymousreply 11306/12/2019

[quote]Worst. Gay. Ever.

Damn right!

by Anonymousreply 11406/12/2019

They all try because they make a lot more money in the US. I always wonder how actors in the UK survive when all their shows only have 6 episodes per season. No Hollywood-style mansions for UK actors. He also has only worked on two American series so far, so I guess a lot of American producers agree with you R112.

by Anonymousreply 11506/12/2019

He has a combo French bulldog/fetal alcohol syndrome/WT face. That's a deadly mix.

So not hot. He's an assault on the eyes.

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