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WHET to Aspiring Actress Melissa Miller?

She gone!

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by Anonymousreply 9506/12/2020

Dead?

by Anonymousreply 103/17/2019

Her original thread disappeared. Perhaps mommy and daddy threatened to sue DL?

by Anonymousreply 203/17/2019

The worst thing about being a Melissa Miller is that there's always another one ready to take your place.

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by Anonymousreply 303/17/2019

Miss her.

by Anonymousreply 403/17/2019

We knew her when!

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by Anonymousreply 502/05/2020

You're cruel OP, just cruel! I love it!!

by Anonymousreply 602/05/2020

Spider-Man credit. Wonder if she got to see Tom Holland’s tight little butt in person.

by Anonymousreply 702/05/2020

I remember someone commented on that deleted thread on Miss Miller that she looks like a Fernando Botero painting come to life. Looking at the headshots on her IMDb page made me realize that person couldn't have been more correct.

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by Anonymousreply 802/05/2020

Interesting after the NYT article and discussions about her on a few message boards she was scrubbed from the internet including DL.

by Anonymousreply 902/05/2020

When Logo finally casts The Wendie Jo Sperber Story, she's a shoo-in.

by Anonymousreply 1002/05/2020

Now that Lea Michele is over, It's MY TIME TO SHINE.

Check out my amazing reel with TWO AMAZING CLIPS

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by Anonymousreply 1106/05/2020

Here's her website, with her resume and lots of photos and info.

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by Anonymousreply 1206/06/2020

Is her bed in the kitchen?

by Anonymousreply 1306/06/2020

Is she Jewish???

by Anonymousreply 1406/06/2020

Such a pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 1506/06/2020

2 uncredited parts as an extra. That girl is going places!

by Anonymousreply 1606/06/2020

The ironic part is even thin she would be plain. OY VEY to the JAP!

by Anonymousreply 1706/06/2020

I take it Daddy has a lot of money to support her career choice

by Anonymousreply 1806/06/2020

[R8] +1 for the Botero reference...indeed!

Though if everything is scrubbed that makes it a bit sad. I hope she's ok and is sending us her love.

by Anonymousreply 1906/06/2020

I'm ready for my closeup

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by Anonymousreply 2006/06/2020

I’m still around gay fans. Anyone for a game of chess?

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by Anonymousreply 2106/06/2020

^ Crap thought I’d caught her LinkedIn - she now runs a ‘chess academy’ apparently. The other articles are still searchable on Google too.

by Anonymousreply 2206/06/2020

I wonder if she hides those toys on her bed when she brings guys home for sex

by Anonymousreply 2306/06/2020

r23 the men coming home with her I assume they are already too drunk/high to care

by Anonymousreply 2406/06/2020

Here's her profile on the Lifelong Chess Academy site.

Please, Melissa, don't give up your acting dreams!

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by Anonymousreply 2506/06/2020

Muhlenberg College?

by Anonymousreply 2606/06/2020

She could always play Tracy Turnblad's mother

by Anonymousreply 2706/06/2020

She’d be good in a role as Chrissy Metz’s older sister

by Anonymousreply 2806/06/2020

I love you, OP!

by Anonymousreply 2906/06/2020

Cake?

by Anonymousreply 3006/06/2020

I want to fuck her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 3106/06/2020

I miss the original thread. I remember laughing my ass off at some of the comments

by Anonymousreply 3206/06/2020

Her parents are probably desperate to marry her off. The matchmaker’s got her work cut out...

by Anonymousreply 3306/06/2020

[quote]Muhlenberg College?

The alma mater of another DL icon and ¡STAH!

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by Anonymousreply 3406/06/2020

At least she has something solid to fall back on, like acting.

by Anonymousreply 3506/06/2020

Did anyone catch the show?

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by Anonymousreply 3606/06/2020

Those highlights:

"For her new home, her requirements included a doorman, a laundry room and not too many stairs.

“I wanted to live alone,” she said. “I had too many bad roommate experiences with people I thought I knew.”

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She called her parents on FaceTime and declared, “Welcome to Melissa’s dream house.”

But her father objected to the busy neighborhood, teeming with theatergoers.

“He said, ‘If you can buy pizza for a dollar, you are not in the right neighborhood — they are targeting tourists,’” Ms. Miller said. “He didn’t actually care about the cost of pizza, but there was no sense of community.”

She wanted a neighborhood where she could find “a restaurant where people knew me,” she said.

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“It is my first apartment, so it is a really big deal,” said Ms. Miller, one of four siblings. “I am on my own for the first time, living by myself. It’s different when you’re not around your family all the time. You don’t have people you can always go and get a hug from. When I talked to my cat about my problems, she didn’t give me the same advice my parents would give me.”

In addition to spotty advice, the cat kept her awake all night, poking and meowing, and was sent back to Baltimore.

by Anonymousreply 3706/06/2020

The Hunt used to be one of my favorite columns in the NYT. I remember I quit reading it though because it became so apparent that all these JAP's were being put featured in it.

by Anonymousreply 3806/06/2020

[quote]She wanted a neighborhood where she could find “a restaurant where people knew me,” she said.

Trust me hun, they ALL know you.

"Oh, my God. She's back. Can you imagine? She ate the bones, too! Who does that?!"

"Get get too close to her, don't make eye contact, just put the plate down slowly,"

by Anonymousreply 3906/06/2020

There is such a thing as too much self-esteem.

by Anonymousreply 4006/06/2020

R40 "too much of Daddy's money" you mean. You think chess lessons are paying her bills?

by Anonymousreply 4106/06/2020

Man I'd like to lay her on her back and fuck her throat really hard while her dad watched.

by Anonymousreply 4206/06/2020

Wow DL never forgets

by Anonymousreply 4306/06/2020

She seems like the byproduct of an insular world. Maybe orthodox jewish? It gets a little weird/inbred in that world.

by Anonymousreply 4406/06/2020

Would u guys fuck her?

by Anonymousreply 4506/07/2020

Most actors do not earn a living as an actor.

by Anonymousreply 4606/07/2020

Honestly, she seems nice. She should be an acting coach for at risk children.

by Anonymousreply 4706/07/2020

Fuck that bitch

by Anonymousreply 4806/07/2020

Melissa should move to LA if she really wants to get work as an actor. It would be a major lifestyle change for her - no more eating pizza all day in her bed/kitchen - she would need to start working out, dieting and eating healthy, overhaul her entire wardrobe, learn how to do makeup, and get some cosmetic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 4906/08/2020

She could do porn to pay the bills

by Anonymousreply 5006/08/2020

[quote]She could do porn to pay the bills

Not sure anyone wants to watch "Zaftig Backdoor Cumsluts 9"

by Anonymousreply 5106/08/2020

She would look better with shorter hair

by Anonymousreply 5206/08/2020

I think she's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 5306/08/2020

She seems the sort who’ll want to visit her parents daily for the rest of their lives r49. The impression is that they’re so indulgent, perhaps they should all make the move to LA to support her and she could live in the pool house.

by Anonymousreply 5406/08/2020

IIRC someone posted a family photo in the OG thread. She was the only Big member of the family, like she'd been adopted from the Huckabees

by Anonymousreply 5506/08/2020

[quote] Not sure anyone wants to watch "Zaftig Backdoor Cumsluts 9"

Goddam it.

by Anonymousreply 5606/08/2020

A lot of folks are into ‘Big Girl’ porn - it could well be Melissa’s backdoor (literally) into Hollywood

by Anonymousreply 5706/09/2020

FYI, it's WEHT as in "WhatEver Happened To", not WHET.

by Anonymousreply 5806/09/2020

R58 must be new to DataLounge.

by Anonymousreply 5906/09/2020

Maybe she succumbed to COVID-19? She would be at risk due to her weight and she looks much older than she is. Plus, she lives in a confined space in NYC

by Anonymousreply 6006/09/2020

r52 - Gurl - her hair is the least of her problems. Drop you eyes down a foot or two and gaze upon her ample bosom and lowlands.

by Anonymousreply 6106/09/2020

r58 - Oh dear! This isn't going to end well.

by Anonymousreply 6206/09/2020

Thanks for enlightening us, r58 - though it was to something you may not have intended.

by Anonymousreply 6306/09/2020

r58 yes, yes dear. You're right. Thank you so much for letting us know. We'll be sure to sharpen our skills.

by Anonymousreply 6406/09/2020

R58 It's always been WHET here, and it will always BE WHET here.

Now unless you want to continue to act like a tacky strumpet, have a seat.

by Anonymousreply 6506/09/2020

[quote] In addition to spotty advice, the cat kept her awake all night, poking and meowing, and was sent back to Baltimore.

Fuck that fat bitch.

by Anonymousreply 6606/09/2020

I'm assuming she never got an acting role before the Coronavirus pandemic shut everything down.

by Anonymousreply 6706/09/2020

Why was she even profiled? Nepotism?

by Anonymousreply 6806/09/2020

R67 Yes Melly Beth, it was the Rona's fault! Let's do some more work so you can make your big break next year!

by Anonymousreply 6906/09/2020

But she got a lot of dollar pizza slices, apparently

by Anonymousreply 7006/09/2020

R47, you are probably a nice person, yourself.

Here’s the thing with many of these big big girls; they HAVE to act like nice people. Many times, however, they are angry and bitter and there’s a bitchy undercurrent in their fake niceness.

I don’t know this gal, and she really could be nice, though.

by Anonymousreply 7106/09/2020

Agree r71. Ever trust far people or ugly people. They hate the world for hating them and they HATE good looking people.

Having said that, there are a lot of roles out there for far, average looking people. They’re not big parts, but she would be fine playing Nail Salon Customer or Bank Teller. If she actually can act, she could probably make a decent living as a joe blow actor type. Six Feet Under and True Blood we’re full of normal people actors.

by Anonymousreply 7206/09/2020

FAT * not far.

Goddamn stupid phone.

by Anonymousreply 7306/09/2020

Before playboy shut down she was going to be a playboy playmate. She was going to be featured as Miss September Miss October Miss November and Miss December for obvious reasons.

by Anonymousreply 7406/09/2020

[quote]Is she Jewish???

Does Bradley Cooper take it up the ass?

by Anonymousreply 7506/09/2020

Is she a sex addict or just a bad actress?

by Anonymousreply 7606/09/2020

Can someone provide a link to the original thread? I want in on the joke

by Anonymousreply 7706/09/2020

She certainly doesn't seem lacking in confidence, so that's a good start.

by Anonymousreply 7806/09/2020

R77 the original thread is gone because Melissa’s parents took legal action against DL.

by Anonymousreply 7906/10/2020

Poor fat thing, she'll live on the DL forever now.

by Anonymousreply 8006/10/2020

Hollywood and Broadway fame may have alluded this rotund girl, but at least she get to be famous on DL

by Anonymousreply 8106/10/2020

R81 is alluding to the word “eluded”

by Anonymousreply 8206/10/2020

She need an evening on the casting couch, a very large and sturdy couch with a chubby chaser director/producer.

by Anonymousreply 8306/10/2020

R72, that’s true. I know a middle-aged quirky actress who makes a decent living that way. She landed a national campaign and made bank.

But most actors want to be a STAAAHH!

by Anonymousreply 8406/10/2020

She could be the next Jared and lose weight eating Subway

by Anonymousreply 8506/10/2020

Her own life could be the basis of a sitcom: A struggling young actress trying to get her big break whilst navigating life and love in New York City.

Melissa has to deal with her overbearing Jewish parents, a crazy cat, managing her weight and sex addiction, and side hustle as a chess master - all whilst living in a one room apartment with her bed in the middle of the kitchen.

All she needs is a sassy friend or two and a love interest

by Anonymousreply 8606/11/2020

That’s actually a great idea r86, it could be a funnier version of Fat Actress only it wouldn’t star a closeted, psychotic cultist.

by Anonymousreply 8706/11/2020

Her role was replaced with Beanie Feldman

by Anonymousreply 8806/11/2020

Sorry.... Feldstein

by Anonymousreply 8906/11/2020

Another character in the sitcom would be the crazy old lady in the apartment across the hall. She complains a lot but occasionally provides sharp insights which are helpful to Melissa as she struggles through life.

I don't see her with a gay best friend. I think maybe a goofy straight male friend, and a thin/pretty straight female friend. The love interest is someone from her acting class - this provides opportunities for awkward interactions during improv sessions.

by Anonymousreply 9006/11/2020

This thread is giving me the will to live. Haven't laughed so hard in ages, thanks cunts!

by Anonymousreply 9106/11/2020

People like her are all over NYC. Boring entitled ordinary twats who are supported by their parents. NYC would be SO much better without them.

by Anonymousreply 9206/11/2020

R86, you just know the upstairs neighbor would be a tired cliche gay who regularly popped down with some awful tagline such as: 'Whassup, Ms. THANG?'

by Anonymousreply 9306/11/2020

Agreed R90, I don’t see her with a gay best friend, but the goofy straight guy would work.

The old upstairs neighbour would be judgy and a bit crazy, but would provide tough love and laughs, similar to Sophia on Golden Girls

by Anonymousreply 9406/12/2020

Wasn't that Rebel Wilson's sitcom?

by Anonymousreply 9506/12/2020
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