WHET to Aspiring Actress Melissa Miller?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/12/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/17/2019|
Her original thread disappeared. Perhaps mommy and daddy threatened to sue DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/17/2019|
The worst thing about being a Melissa Miller is that there's always another one ready to take your place.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/17/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/17/2019|
We knew her when!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||02/05/2020|
You're cruel OP, just cruel! I love it!!
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/05/2020|
Spider-Man credit. Wonder if she got to see Tom Holland’s tight little butt in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||02/05/2020|
I remember someone commented on that deleted thread on Miss Miller that she looks like a Fernando Botero painting come to life. Looking at the headshots on her IMDb page made me realize that person couldn't have been more correct.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/05/2020|
Interesting after the NYT article and discussions about her on a few message boards she was scrubbed from the internet including DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/05/2020|
When Logo finally casts The Wendie Jo Sperber Story, she's a shoo-in.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/05/2020|
Now that Lea Michele is over, It's MY TIME TO SHINE.
Check out my amazing reel with TWO AMAZING CLIPS
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/05/2020|
Here's her website, with her resume and lots of photos and info.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/06/2020|
Is her bed in the kitchen?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/06/2020|
Is she Jewish???
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/06/2020|
Such a pretty face.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/06/2020|
2 uncredited parts as an extra. That girl is going places!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/06/2020|
The ironic part is even thin she would be plain. OY VEY to the JAP!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/06/2020|
I take it Daddy has a lot of money to support her career choice
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/06/2020|
[R8] +1 for the Botero reference...indeed!
Though if everything is scrubbed that makes it a bit sad. I hope she's ok and is sending us her love.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/06/2020|
I'm ready for my closeup
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/06/2020|
I’m still around gay fans. Anyone for a game of chess?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/06/2020|
^ Crap thought I’d caught her LinkedIn - she now runs a ‘chess academy’ apparently. The other articles are still searchable on Google too.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/06/2020|
I wonder if she hides those toys on her bed when she brings guys home for sex
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/06/2020|
r23 the men coming home with her I assume they are already too drunk/high to care
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/06/2020|
Here's her profile on the Lifelong Chess Academy site.
Please, Melissa, don't give up your acting dreams!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/06/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/06/2020|
She could always play Tracy Turnblad's mother
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/06/2020|
She’d be good in a role as Chrissy Metz’s older sister
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/06/2020|
I love you, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/06/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/06/2020|
I want to fuck her mouth.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/06/2020|
I miss the original thread. I remember laughing my ass off at some of the comments
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/06/2020|
Her parents are probably desperate to marry her off. The matchmaker’s got her work cut out...
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/06/2020|
The alma mater of another DL icon and ¡STAH!
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/06/2020|
At least she has something solid to fall back on, like acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/06/2020|
Did anyone catch the show?
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/06/2020|
"For her new home, her requirements included a doorman, a laundry room and not too many stairs.
“I wanted to live alone,” she said. “I had too many bad roommate experiences with people I thought I knew.”
She called her parents on FaceTime and declared, “Welcome to Melissa’s dream house.”
But her father objected to the busy neighborhood, teeming with theatergoers.
“He said, ‘If you can buy pizza for a dollar, you are not in the right neighborhood — they are targeting tourists,’” Ms. Miller said. “He didn’t actually care about the cost of pizza, but there was no sense of community.”
She wanted a neighborhood where she could find “a restaurant where people knew me,” she said.
“It is my first apartment, so it is a really big deal,” said Ms. Miller, one of four siblings. “I am on my own for the first time, living by myself. It’s different when you’re not around your family all the time. You don’t have people you can always go and get a hug from. When I talked to my cat about my problems, she didn’t give me the same advice my parents would give me.”
In addition to spotty advice, the cat kept her awake all night, poking and meowing, and was sent back to Baltimore.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/06/2020|
The Hunt used to be one of my favorite columns in the NYT. I remember I quit reading it though because it became so apparent that all these JAP's were being put featured in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/06/2020|
[quote]She wanted a neighborhood where she could find “a restaurant where people knew me,” she said.
Trust me hun, they ALL know you.
"Oh, my God. She's back. Can you imagine? She ate the bones, too! Who does that?!"
"Get get too close to her, don't make eye contact, just put the plate down slowly,"
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/06/2020|
There is such a thing as too much self-esteem.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/06/2020|
R40 "too much of Daddy's money" you mean. You think chess lessons are paying her bills?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/06/2020|
Man I'd like to lay her on her back and fuck her throat really hard while her dad watched.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/06/2020|
Wow DL never forgets
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/06/2020|
She seems like the byproduct of an insular world. Maybe orthodox jewish? It gets a little weird/inbred in that world.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/06/2020|
Would u guys fuck her?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/07/2020|
Most actors do not earn a living as an actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/07/2020|
Honestly, she seems nice. She should be an acting coach for at risk children.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/07/2020|
Fuck that bitch
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/07/2020|
Melissa should move to LA if she really wants to get work as an actor. It would be a major lifestyle change for her - no more eating pizza all day in her bed/kitchen - she would need to start working out, dieting and eating healthy, overhaul her entire wardrobe, learn how to do makeup, and get some cosmetic surgery.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/08/2020|
She could do porn to pay the bills
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/08/2020|
[quote]She could do porn to pay the bills
Not sure anyone wants to watch "Zaftig Backdoor Cumsluts 9"
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/08/2020|
She would look better with shorter hair
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/08/2020|
I think she's tremendous.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/08/2020|
She seems the sort who’ll want to visit her parents daily for the rest of their lives r49. The impression is that they’re so indulgent, perhaps they should all make the move to LA to support her and she could live in the pool house.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/08/2020|
IIRC someone posted a family photo in the OG thread. She was the only Big member of the family, like she'd been adopted from the Huckabees
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/08/2020|
[quote] Not sure anyone wants to watch "Zaftig Backdoor Cumsluts 9"
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/08/2020|
A lot of folks are into ‘Big Girl’ porn - it could well be Melissa’s backdoor (literally) into Hollywood
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/09/2020|
FYI, it's WEHT as in "WhatEver Happened To", not WHET.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/09/2020|
R58 must be new to DataLounge.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/09/2020|
Maybe she succumbed to COVID-19? She would be at risk due to her weight and she looks much older than she is. Plus, she lives in a confined space in NYC
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/09/2020|
r52 - Gurl - her hair is the least of her problems. Drop you eyes down a foot or two and gaze upon her ample bosom and lowlands.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/09/2020|
r58 - Oh dear! This isn't going to end well.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/09/2020|
Thanks for enlightening us, r58 - though it was to something you may not have intended.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/09/2020|
r58 yes, yes dear. You're right. Thank you so much for letting us know. We'll be sure to sharpen our skills.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/09/2020|
R58 It's always been WHET here, and it will always BE WHET here.
Now unless you want to continue to act like a tacky strumpet, have a seat.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/09/2020|
[quote] In addition to spotty advice, the cat kept her awake all night, poking and meowing, and was sent back to Baltimore.
Fuck that fat bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/09/2020|
I'm assuming she never got an acting role before the Coronavirus pandemic shut everything down.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/09/2020|
Why was she even profiled? Nepotism?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/09/2020|
R67 Yes Melly Beth, it was the Rona's fault! Let's do some more work so you can make your big break next year!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/09/2020|
But she got a lot of dollar pizza slices, apparently
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/09/2020|
R47, you are probably a nice person, yourself.
Here’s the thing with many of these big big girls; they HAVE to act like nice people. Many times, however, they are angry and bitter and there’s a bitchy undercurrent in their fake niceness.
I don’t know this gal, and she really could be nice, though.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/09/2020|
Agree r71. Ever trust far people or ugly people. They hate the world for hating them and they HATE good looking people.
Having said that, there are a lot of roles out there for far, average looking people. They’re not big parts, but she would be fine playing Nail Salon Customer or Bank Teller. If she actually can act, she could probably make a decent living as a joe blow actor type. Six Feet Under and True Blood we’re full of normal people actors.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/09/2020|
FAT * not far.
Goddamn stupid phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/09/2020|
Before playboy shut down she was going to be a playboy playmate. She was going to be featured as Miss September Miss October Miss November and Miss December for obvious reasons.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/09/2020|
[quote]Is she Jewish???
Does Bradley Cooper take it up the ass?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/09/2020|
Is she a sex addict or just a bad actress?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/09/2020|
Can someone provide a link to the original thread? I want in on the joke
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/09/2020|
She certainly doesn't seem lacking in confidence, so that's a good start.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/09/2020|
R77 the original thread is gone because Melissa’s parents took legal action against DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/10/2020|
Poor fat thing, she'll live on the DL forever now.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/10/2020|
Hollywood and Broadway fame may have alluded this rotund girl, but at least she get to be famous on DL
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/10/2020|
R81 is alluding to the word “eluded”
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/10/2020|
She need an evening on the casting couch, a very large and sturdy couch with a chubby chaser director/producer.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/10/2020|
R72, that’s true. I know a middle-aged quirky actress who makes a decent living that way. She landed a national campaign and made bank.
But most actors want to be a STAAAHH!
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/10/2020|
She could be the next Jared and lose weight eating Subway
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/10/2020|
Her own life could be the basis of a sitcom: A struggling young actress trying to get her big break whilst navigating life and love in New York City.
Melissa has to deal with her overbearing Jewish parents, a crazy cat, managing her weight and sex addiction, and side hustle as a chess master - all whilst living in a one room apartment with her bed in the middle of the kitchen.
All she needs is a sassy friend or two and a love interest
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/11/2020|
That’s actually a great idea r86, it could be a funnier version of Fat Actress only it wouldn’t star a closeted, psychotic cultist.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/11/2020|
Her role was replaced with Beanie Feldman
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/11/2020|
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/11/2020|
Another character in the sitcom would be the crazy old lady in the apartment across the hall. She complains a lot but occasionally provides sharp insights which are helpful to Melissa as she struggles through life.
I don't see her with a gay best friend. I think maybe a goofy straight male friend, and a thin/pretty straight female friend. The love interest is someone from her acting class - this provides opportunities for awkward interactions during improv sessions.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/11/2020|
This thread is giving me the will to live. Haven't laughed so hard in ages, thanks cunts!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/11/2020|
People like her are all over NYC. Boring entitled ordinary twats who are supported by their parents. NYC would be SO much better without them.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/11/2020|
R86, you just know the upstairs neighbor would be a tired cliche gay who regularly popped down with some awful tagline such as: 'Whassup, Ms. THANG?'
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/11/2020|
Agreed R90, I don’t see her with a gay best friend, but the goofy straight guy would work.
The old upstairs neighbour would be judgy and a bit crazy, but would provide tough love and laughs, similar to Sophia on Golden Girls
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/12/2020|
Wasn't that Rebel Wilson's sitcom?
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/12/2020|