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What must have life been like for Instahoes exist before Instagram?

How did they manage to get through the day without hundreds of strangers telling them how hot their body is?

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by Anonymousreply 41February 18, 2020 10:35 PM

Boy did I botch that topic sentence

Should be “What must have life been like for Instahoes before the existence of Instagram?”

by Anonymousreply 1March 17, 2019 3:50 PM

Instagram and social media has created more Male aesthetics and fitness bros than ever. It itself is incentive, gymspiration to be a ripped Alpa. It’s a community, a lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 2March 17, 2019 3:50 PM

They didn't OP reality TV and social media have created this phenomenon.

by Anonymousreply 3March 17, 2019 3:51 PM

These people would be waiting tables or maybe looking for sugar daddies before the internet.

by Anonymousreply 4March 17, 2019 3:51 PM

The tongue pic.

I always search for the tongue pic.

This time I found it immediately.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 17, 2019 3:51 PM

.....it's soulless

by Anonymousreply 6March 17, 2019 3:51 PM

He really shouldn't post ass pics.

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by Anonymousreply 7March 17, 2019 3:52 PM

It’s replicating itself. A ripped bod is the best way for a male to get hundreds of thousands of drooling followers and hot thirsty comments.

by Anonymousreply 8March 17, 2019 3:53 PM

LOL

(click on it)

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by Anonymousreply 9March 17, 2019 3:55 PM

They had normal 9 to 5 jobs

by Anonymousreply 10March 17, 2019 3:55 PM

He's straight?

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by Anonymousreply 11March 17, 2019 3:56 PM

He's got some hot, very tall friends

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by Anonymousreply 12March 17, 2019 3:57 PM

Of course dude

by Anonymousreply 13March 17, 2019 3:57 PM

It's not just ripped muscle guys. It's everyone. I see gross ass fat ugly fucks with thousand of followers and they post naked all the time. R2 I agree with you. You need to proofread next time though. I don't mind when a guy I find sexy does it. I want more. I want to see it. Too bad those guys are too few and far between. You gotta siffer through A LOT of douchebags and phony cocky whores which are the WORST.

by Anonymousreply 14March 17, 2019 3:59 PM

Pumped up straight guys also stand in a row and get their pic taken?

by Anonymousreply 15March 17, 2019 4:01 PM

Ok. So this thread was just a ploy to promote this flat ass thomas keal douche and his steroid friends? LAME. 👎

by Anonymousreply 16March 17, 2019 4:02 PM

Love the row of dudes in the gym mirror flexing for selfies

by Anonymousreply 17March 17, 2019 4:04 PM

There was Fotolog was before IG.

by Anonymousreply 18March 17, 2019 4:04 PM

OMG!

(click on it)

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by Anonymousreply 19March 17, 2019 4:06 PM

He's an asshole. Whenever a guy makes a comment Thomas is borderline rude. Fuck that closet case, right in his flat ass.

by Anonymousreply 20March 17, 2019 4:05 PM

Life before Instagram - an article from around the first year of Instagram

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by Anonymousreply 21March 17, 2019 4:05 PM

"msandrsn307: Your body is sexy but your back is freaking gorgeous"

by Anonymousreply 22March 17, 2019 4:09 PM

Hopefully he's not homophobic like some instahoe muscleheads (davymichael/davymuscle)

by Anonymousreply 23March 17, 2019 4:10 PM

Fotolog was mostly buff Brazilians showing off in skimpy clothing

by Anonymousreply 24March 17, 2019 4:11 PM

[quote]What must have life been like

Go back to school.

Maybe something like - "What was life like" ?

by Anonymousreply 25March 17, 2019 4:16 PM

We used to be enough.

by Anonymousreply 26March 17, 2019 4:15 PM

We’ve lost our substance as a people. It’s almost animalistic how humans now preen and flash beauty to attract attention. We’re reverting to our base physical instincts at the cost of humor, intelligence and compassion.

by Anonymousreply 27March 17, 2019 4:17 PM

R22, one of the problems is that while females tend to leave G-rated complimentary comments, a lot of the men make too overtly sexually explicit, inappropriate comments that many find disrespectful and vulgar.

by Anonymousreply 28March 17, 2019 4:17 PM

Body length mirrors don’t get you followers

by Anonymousreply 29March 17, 2019 4:17 PM

How can you not know of Fotolog. It was around already in the early 2000's. There is where people started showing off their bodies and seek popularity.

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by Anonymousreply 30March 17, 2019 4:23 PM

The comments I read weren't rude. Just something like a 🔥emoji and he's going to tell you he's not into dudes.

Who does this moron think his audience is?

by Anonymousreply 31March 17, 2019 4:22 PM

Also, people were posting stuff like this on MySpace.

by Anonymousreply 32March 17, 2019 5:32 PM

True but MySpace wasn’t optimum for showcasing pics like Insta is

by Anonymousreply 33March 17, 2019 5:39 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 34August 22, 2019 2:05 PM

This is a particularly insufferable cunt of an example.

People like this were probably awful before Instagram, it's just now the whole world gets subjected to them not just their immediate circle of family and friends.

by Anonymousreply 35August 22, 2019 2:16 PM

I have Instagram and am blissfully unaware of preening Instahos. If you don’t follow them, you don’t see them. Stop giving all these narcissistic assholes attention and they will wither away.

by Anonymousreply 36August 22, 2019 2:17 PM

Vicious face-slapping, that's what happened, OP

by Anonymousreply 37August 22, 2019 2:19 PM

I’m going to make a thread: ‘Thomas Keal: Flamin’ Homosexual Pass-Around Bottom’

by Anonymousreply 38August 22, 2019 2:41 PM

[quote]What must have life been like for Instahoes exist before Instagram?

They had pictures of themselves in a book that they would show to prospective clients before they were purchased for a specific amount of time.

by Anonymousreply 39August 22, 2019 2:44 PM

Advertised on Craigslist?

by Anonymousreply 40August 22, 2019 2:48 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 41February 18, 2020 10:35 PM
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