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I’m just discovering this new-ish country music trio. They’ve taken it back to traditional country as opposed to the “bro-country” genre their contemporaries have created and are still indulging in. I’m obsessed with hotter than fuck lead singer Mark Wystrach (a former model and soap opera actor).

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by Anonymousreply 21September 20, 2019 10:52 AM

(Sigh.) For the 10 trillionth time:

Tatts = Trash.

by Anonymousreply 1March 16, 2019 7:16 PM

Wystrach is tattooless.

by Anonymousreply 2March 16, 2019 7:17 PM

They all look like they'd beat you to death for being gay, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3March 16, 2019 8:28 PM

Not at all. Wystrach looks like he wouldn’t hurt a fly...

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by Anonymousreply 4March 16, 2019 8:52 PM

Mark in his undies

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by Anonymousreply 5April 22, 2019 10:38 AM

Eh ...

by Anonymousreply 6April 22, 2019 10:50 AM

I like their sound, but honestly, their stage attire is basically country drag. That trashy redneck look, at least on them, is one big affectation.

by Anonymousreply 7April 22, 2019 12:06 PM

Lead singer is hot

by Anonymousreply 8April 22, 2019 5:44 PM

I saw them on some late night show last year and immediately went and bought their album right after. “Make A Little” was the song that sold me

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by Anonymousreply 9April 22, 2019 6:34 PM

He’s just sitting there in his drawers at R5. I would peel them right off.

by Anonymousreply 10April 22, 2019 11:31 PM

Are any of them gay?

by Anonymousreply 11April 22, 2019 11:32 PM

From the looks of things I imagine their tour bus always smells of ass and poontang.

by Anonymousreply 12April 23, 2019 1:10 AM

[quote]Are any of them gay?

I believe the two little ones are married to women and Mark has a gf, but looking at that video, I can imagine a hot gay porn scene where the two of them are flanking a tighty whitey-wearing mark on that couch and take off his underwear. He then lets them help themselves to him.

by Anonymousreply 13April 23, 2019 11:07 AM

They're a boy band with a country gimmick. OF COURSE, you would like them.

by Anonymousreply 14April 23, 2019 12:57 PM

Boy band? Surely you jest!

by Anonymousreply 15April 25, 2019 11:00 AM

Dennis Quaid is in their new video.

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by Anonymousreply 16April 28, 2019 12:32 PM

Mark is a huge poseur but yes, hot.

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by Anonymousreply 17April 28, 2019 1:09 PM

^Yum

by Anonymousreply 18April 28, 2019 6:26 PM

Was on Seth Meyers this week. Very handsome man.

by Anonymousreply 19September 20, 2019 10:23 AM

Lead singer looks like 80s porn star Pierce Daniels.

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by Anonymousreply 20September 20, 2019 10:43 AM

Mark Wystrach used to date Amber Heard.

He's not a great country singer. Maybe someday in the future, but not yet. He has quite average vocal skills - he sounds like literally thousands of other guys in their late 30s who sing-talk & strum guitar on their porches in Arizona and Texas.

He is very handsome though - which is why he was probably signed for an album. He used to be very clean-shaven - but now he looks very grungy. I guess he's trying to be an 'artiste' :).

Here's an example of his singing style. I mean, it's ok - it works as normal ambient background music, while you're driving in a car or something. But country is supposed to really catch you by the soul - and, so far, his singing style is just a bit too milquetoast.

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by Anonymousreply 21September 20, 2019 10:52 AM
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