Andy Cohen was insufferable before the baby.

In my opinion, and I am unanimous in this, the baby would probably be better off if he was raised by the dog and they separated him from Andy. For his own safety, don't you know.

He needs to leave at noon on Fridays from now on bc baby’s daycare closes early.

You don’t have kids though. So you’re cool staying late for him?

Thx in advance!

Cross eyed ijit.

He's had a dog trainer for four years?

What the hell is he training him to do?

Either the dog must be the dumbest dog on the planet, or the trainer must be the worst ever, if it's taken taken 4 years and counting to train the dumb mutt.

Or Andy's dumb and the trainer knows he's onto a good thing most likely.

Andy even features him on his TV show.

The trainer is also the dog's therapist.

I think it looks sad - all on his own.

No way would I do this on my own. I don't even want a dog unless I share it with someone.

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I can't wait until he has a could I speak to the manager haircut.

Where All Things Cohen are concerned, words fail me.

I don't get it, OP. Why would you think having a baby would mean he wasn't on grindr?

I think OP is tapping into his Puritan heritage.

Does anyone else think that baby has a look of John Mayer about him?

Andy won't be defending the dog's"bond" with his kid after the dog bites the baby! Isn't that dog a bit uncontrollable, hence the need for ongoing "training"?

Go on his Insta story to see him in all his waxed, spread leg glory with his trainer “Stanny” who he loves to fetishize. This man loves showing off his gams!!!!