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Post a well known phrase that will easily identify the famous person who said it.

"The calla lilies are in bloom again".

You-know-who said it.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 421Last Tuesday at 4:21 PM

Pee Wee Herman said the same thing in Big Top Pee Wee. That's where my mind went, though I love Hepburn.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 103/14/2019

Go ahead, make my day.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 203/14/2019

Candy’s dandy but liquor’s quicker.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 303/14/2019

What -A -dump!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 403/14/2019

Life is a Cabaret, old chump!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 503/14/2019

I used to be Snow White but I drifted.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 603/14/2019

"I am not a fan of trains because they run right through me"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 703/14/2019

"What is it, you cuntface?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 803/14/2019

"I am not a crook!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 903/14/2019

You like me. You really like me.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1003/14/2019

I’ll be back.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1103/14/2019

I did not have sex with that woman.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1203/14/2019

If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1303/14/2019

Read my lips: No new taxes.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1403/14/2019

Isn't it delicious?.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1503/14/2019

Can we all just get along?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1603/14/2019

And the Oscar goes to... LaLaLand

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1703/14/2019

Life is a banquet

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1803/14/2019

Veni. Vidi. Vici.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 1903/14/2019

I’m not going for the school part, but like football games and like parties...ya know, like.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2003/14/2019

Kate, if you could be any kind of a twee in de world, what kind of a twee would you be, AND WHY??

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2103/14/2019

I know nothing!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2203/14/2019

"You won't have me to kick around anymore!"

We can only hope that Mr. Trump will be saying the exact same words in the near future...….

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2303/14/2019

R22 That's, "I know NUTTINK !"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2403/14/2019

Ho! Ho! Ho!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2503/14/2019

They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2603/14/2019

"I grew up in Tennessee, where a girl knows what to do with an unexpected handful or mouthful of shit."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2703/14/2019

I told you Cha Cha heels! Black ones!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2803/14/2019

Omg R28, I love that scene!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 2903/14/2019

Come up and see me some time.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3003/14/2019

Be byest.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3103/14/2019

RASPBERRIES!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3203/14/2019

Hello, Gorgeous!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3303/14/2019

Good Grief.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3403/14/2019

In Iran, we don't have homosexuals. In Iran we don't have this phenomenon. I don't know who has told you we have it.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3503/14/2019

But ya are Blanche, ya are.

If you don't know this one, hand in your Gay Card!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3603/14/2019

Facts are stupid things.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3703/14/2019

Is he kind?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3803/14/2019

I don't know her.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 3903/14/2019

I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4003/14/2019

Is that all there is?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4103/14/2019

He BROKE me!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4203/14/2019

Sure, Jan!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4303/14/2019

That's hot!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4403/14/2019

You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4503/14/2019

Don't fuck with me, fellas!

Said so discreetly at a Pepsi Cola Board Meeting.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4603/14/2019

Just because you’re a faggot doesn’t mean you’re an asshole.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4703/14/2019

What I am, Michael, is an 32-year old ugly pockmarked Jew fairy.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4803/14/2019

There were three people in the marriage.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 4903/14/2019

"I go to doctor school."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5003/14/2019

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5103/14/2019

If it doesn't fit, then you must acquit.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5203/14/2019

You got some splainin' to do.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5303/14/2019

Oh....I think I'm going to win:

"What was I supposed to do...sleep alone?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5403/14/2019

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia".

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5503/14/2019

OP, you're a full-on idiot. I'm R7 , who is also OP on another thread defending Beto? How does that even work? FF me all you like, you can't do that in an election.....So far.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5603/14/2019

Sorry wrong thread -- how did that even happen?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5703/14/2019

I'm a very stable genius.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5803/14/2019

OMG me too!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 5903/14/2019

....

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6003/14/2019

Senator, have you, at long last, no sense of decency? (My parents, who were die-hard McCarthy supporters, snickered at that l"Yankee awyer from Walpole" crying on TV "Can you imagine -- he's CRYING on TV!")

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6103/14/2019

Grab'em by the pussy!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6203/14/2019

Those damn lemon stealing whores.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6303/14/2019

You will suck for your supper

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6403/14/2019

"Make it work."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6503/14/2019

"Polls, what polls?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6603/14/2019

Follow this, you bitches!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6703/14/2019

You know how bitchy fags can be.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6803/14/2019

Gladiator!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 6903/14/2019

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7003/14/2019

Back in St. Olaf...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7103/14/2019

"Life's a banquet and most poor sons-of-bitches are STARVING to death!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7203/14/2019

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7303/14/2019

I'm devastatingly beautiful

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7403/14/2019

I used to have this girlfriend known as Elsie, with whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7503/14/2019

KISS MAH GRITS !!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7603/14/2019

CONDOMS! ROSE CONDOMS!!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7703/14/2019

In honor of Frank Cali's untimely demise...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7803/14/2019

FRANKLY, MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 7903/14/2019

“We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender . . ."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8003/14/2019

I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8103/14/2019

I'll get you my pretty and you're little Dog too.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8203/14/2019

Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8303/14/2019

NOBODY'S PERFECT

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8403/14/2019

You can put that Award right where your Heart is

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8503/14/2019

Stifle it , Edith.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8603/14/2019

You can't handle the truth!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8703/14/2019

Jane, you ignorant slut.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8803/14/2019

AND the 50th..

by Photo is a big hint.reply 8903/14/2019

In the spirit of R28 and R45:

"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 9003/14/2019

They took photographs of my pee-nis.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 9103/14/2019

Crack is whack!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 9203/14/2019

I don't got to show you no stinkin badges!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 9303/14/2019

Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon -- we have the stars.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 9403/14/2019

“You talkin' to me?”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 95Last Friday at 12:08 AM

"Do I amuse you?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 96Last Friday at 12:09 AM

We are slipping...

“Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 97Last Friday at 12:08 AM

Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 98Last Friday at 12:26 AM

Snap out of it!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 99Last Friday at 12:30 AM

Fasten your seat belts...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 100Last Friday at 12:30 AM

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 101Last Friday at 12:30 AM

"Be afraid. Be [italic]very[/italic] afraid."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 102Last Friday at 2:15 AM

Rosebud.....

by Photo is a big hint.reply 103Last Friday at 2:39 AM

Really slipping:

Molly, you in danger grrl

He ain’t no fag and I’m the dame to prove it

Broadway doesn’t go for pills and booze

You’re a whore, darlin’

by Photo is a big hint.reply 104Last Friday at 3:53 AM

Lesbian...lesbian

by Photo is a big hint.reply 105Last Friday at 3:53 AM

TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 106Last Friday at 3:52 AM

Take it away, and bring me another lover!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 107Last Friday at 3:54 AM

OH...MY...GAWD!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 108Last Friday at 3:56 AM

(Whispered) America’s under attack, sir

by Photo is a big hint.reply 109Last Friday at 3:56 AM

Pop specs

by Photo is a big hint.reply 110Last Friday at 3:57 AM

Just the one, dear?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 111Last Friday at 3:57 AM

A KNITTING NEEDLE!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 112Last Friday at 3:59 AM

COLOMBIA!!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 113Last Friday at 4:00 AM

I know nuthin’ bout birthin’ no babies!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 114Last Friday at 4:04 AM

Jungle RED!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 115Last Friday at 4:05 AM

stellaa

by Photo is a big hint.reply 116Last Friday at 4:05 AM

You better werk

by Photo is a big hint.reply 117Last Friday at 4:06 AM

What's the frequency, Kenneth ?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 118Last Friday at 4:16 AM

One small step for man...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 119Last Friday at 4:49 AM

[Yet today] I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 120Last Friday at 4:54 AM

R93 Alfonso Bedoya, Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Memories! Thanx!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 121Last Friday at 4:54 AM

In the butt, Bob.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 122Last Friday at 4:55 AM

Miss Vangie

MISS VANJIE!

Miss.... Vanjie

by Photo is a big hint.reply 123Last Friday at 4:59 AM

I hate spunk.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 124Last Friday at 5:00 AM

But ya are, Blanche! You are in that wheelchair!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 125Last Friday at 5:04 AM

Magnifique! Vite! Vite! Vite!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 126Last Friday at 5:06 AM

"I couldn't help but wonder..."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 127Last Friday at 5:08 AM

That's all we need. A cock in a frock on a rock.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 128Last Friday at 5:07 AM

I’ll have what she’s having.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 129Last Friday at 5:08 AM

I absolutely loathe hydrangeas.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 130Last Friday at 5:16 AM

Oh Roscoe, do carry me to my fainting couch, for the vapors have become quite overpowering!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 131Last Friday at 5:25 AM

I did not have sex with that woman.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

All the gin joints in all the towns in all the world and she has to walk into mine.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 132Last Friday at 5:30 AM

We had to destroy the village in order to save it.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 133Last Friday at 5:34 AM

“Your luck is about to change, chère.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 134Last Friday at 5:37 AM

They're here . . .

by Photo is a big hint.reply 135Last Friday at 5:40 AM

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 136Last Friday at 5:46 AM

"He's in the maaaath department!"

"Kids. You know I love em."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 137Last Friday at 5:49 AM

We were somewhere around Barstow at the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 138Last Friday at 5:49 AM

Here's lookin' at you, kid.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 139Last Friday at 6:01 AM

I'm shocked, shocked, to find gambling going on in here!

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 140Last Friday at 6:05 AM

WHERE’S THE BEEF?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 141Last Friday at 6:12 AM

I was molested.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 142Last Friday at 6:13 AM

Alternative facts.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 143Last Friday at 6:18 AM

"They wanted me to do a monologue called CUNT."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 144Last Friday at 6:21 AM

I have sufficient.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 145Last Friday at 6:24 AM

Did you hear something, Jackie? OUCH!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 146Last Friday at 6:25 AM

Let’s see if anyone gets this one:

“I paid my tax!”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 147Last Friday at 6:25 AM

"Only the little people pay taxes"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 148Last Friday at 6:27 AM

"What does that mean? Someone left the cake out in the rain!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 149Last Friday at 6:28 AM

“I have bad news for you, for all of our fellow citizens, and people who love peace all over the world, and that is that Martin Luther King was shot and killed tonight.“

by Photo is a big hint.reply 150Last Friday at 6:30 AM

R149 Photo didn't work, so here's the replacement.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 151Last Friday at 6:29 AM

Four score and seven years ago...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 152Last Friday at 6:31 AM

"...some 38 minutes ago."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 153Last Friday at 6:31 AM

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 154Last Friday at 6:35 AM

Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 155Last Friday at 6:39 AM

Get out, Veda. Get out before I kill you!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 156Last Friday at 6:41 AM

My sister, my daughter

My sister, my daughter

My sister, my daughter

by Photo is a big hint.reply 157Last Friday at 6:45 AM

R154, I’m stumped.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 158Last Friday at 6:48 AM

[italic]You DICK![/italic]

by Photo is a big hint.reply 159Last Friday at 6:47 AM

oli.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 160Last Friday at 6:48 AM

Read my lips. No new taxes!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 161Last Friday at 6:48 AM

The truth is out there . . .

by Photo is a big hint.reply 162Last Friday at 7:04 AM

R161 And to go with that one.....

"Only the little people pay taxes!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 163Last Friday at 7:06 AM

Cocksucker! Whore!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 164Last Friday at 7:08 AM

In Leona's defense, I have to give her credit for one thing: when she threw a glass of red wine on Donald Trump's suit in a fit of anger, he sent her the dry cleaning bill. She sent him back an exact replica of the same suit: all in red.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 165Last Friday at 7:09 AM

"Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 166Last Friday at 7:21 AM

KHAN!!!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 167Last Friday at 7:24 AM

"You're stoned and you're late. You were supposed to arrive at this location at eight thirty dash nine o'clock."

"What I am, Michael, is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock-marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's God- damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 168Last Friday at 7:24 AM

"I know, I'll sing 'em all and we'll stay all night!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 169Last Friday at 7:25 AM

R157

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 170Last Friday at 7:25 AM

HEREEEEEEEEE'S JOHNNY

by Photo is a big hint.reply 171Last Friday at 7:27 AM

"Igor, will you give me a hand with the bags?"

"Certainly. You take the blond and I'll take the one with the turban."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 172Last Friday at 7:30 AM

I VANT TO SUCK YOUR...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 173Last Friday at 7:31 AM

GOOD NIGHT , JOHN BOY.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 174Last Friday at 7:33 AM

I never play frumps or virgins!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 175Last Friday at 7:34 AM

"Is it true what they say about you people?"

"I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 176Last Friday at 7:34 AM

They said you wuz hung.

And they be right!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 177Last Friday at 7:34 AM

I can see Russia from my house

by Photo is a big hint.reply 178Last Friday at 7:35 AM

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 179Last Friday at 7:35 AM

Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 180Last Friday at 7:37 AM

NO NEW TAXES

by Photo is a big hint.reply 181Last Friday at 7:45 AM

What's up, Doc?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 182Last Friday at 7:50 AM

Let’s not ask for the moon, we already have the stars...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 183Last Friday at 7:52 AM

Sylvia-Louise, with a hyphen.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 184Last Friday at 7:52 AM

Yabbadabbadoo!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 185Last Friday at 7:53 AM

When they go low, we go high.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 186Last Friday at 7:58 AM

Trust, but verify.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 187Last Friday at 8:20 AM

For OP @ 0:50

by Photo is a big hint.reply 188Last Friday at 8:25 AM

Hell is other people.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 189Last Friday at 8:28 AM

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 190Last Friday at 8:28 AM

I am not a crook.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 191Last Friday at 8:30 AM

“But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 192Last Friday at 8:38 AM

“I’d love to kiss you but I just washed my hair.” “Put ze candle back” “What knockers”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 193Last Friday at 8:39 AM

"It's showtime, folks!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 194Last Friday at 8:42 AM

"Hello, everyone...this is Mrs Norman Maine."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 195Last Friday at 8:44 AM

I'm walking here !!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 196Last Friday at 8:45 AM

Snap!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 197Last Friday at 8:44 AM

Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch.........

by Photo is a big hint.reply 198Last Friday at 8:46 AM

Take my wife....please !!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 199Last Friday at 8:48 AM

"And that's the way it is."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 200Last Friday at 8:49 AM

How high a ridge, I could not tell.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 201Last Friday at 8:48 AM

My pussy stinks.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 202Last Friday at 8:49 AM

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I'll say!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 203Last Friday at 8:50 AM

She was a beauty, gee.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 204Last Friday at 8:49 AM

Attention must be paid.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 205Last Friday at 8:51 AM

“ Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 206Last Friday at 8:51 AM

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 207Last Friday at 8:51 AM

Never mix, never worry!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 208Last Friday at 8:53 AM

Be excellent to each other.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 209Last Friday at 8:53 AM

LIARS GET CANCER!!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 210Last Friday at 8:54 AM

Behind every great man there’s a woman rolling her eyes.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 211Last Friday at 8:54 AM

"In the water, I'm a very skinny lady."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 212Last Friday at 8:54 AM

GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 213Last Friday at 8:55 AM

Shady Pines, Ma.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 214Last Friday at 8:56 AM

"Follow the money."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 215Last Friday at 8:58 AM

Crack is WACK!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 216Last Friday at 9:00 AM

“A boy's best friend is his mother.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 217Last Friday at 9:01 AM

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 218Last Friday at 9:02 AM

Tea, Earl Grey, hot

by Photo is a big hint.reply 219Last Friday at 9:20 AM

the sky is falling! the sky is falling!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 220Last Friday at 10:59 AM

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 221Last Friday at 11:31 AM

R161, r163, and r181 all repeats (with r181 being a threepeat). And the previous posts were not even that far up.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 222Last Friday at 11:39 AM

Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?" she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept. And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was THE Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was ON FIRE. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know ---is the night the lights went out in GEORGIA!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 223Last Friday at 11:42 AM

Aaah, Kojaaak!

Kojak bang bang!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 224Last Friday at 11:46 AM

R37: “Facts are stupid things”. -Ronald Reagan, misquoting John Adams.

“Facts are stubborn things”. -John Adams..

by Photo is a big hint.reply 225Last Friday at 11:55 AM

What a fucking moron.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 226Last Friday at 11:58 AM

[italic] Soilent Green is people!

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape.

You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up

I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands [/italic]

Hint, all the same guy.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 227Last Friday at 12:02 PM

"No wire hangers!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 228Last Friday at 12:06 PM

"I am NOT one of your FANS !!!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 229Last Friday at 12:08 PM

"Tear down that BITCH of bearing wall and put a WINDOW where it OUGHT to be!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 230Last Friday at 12:12 PM

Beat her.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 231Last Friday at 12:14 PM

I can see your dirty pillows.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 232Last Friday at 12:15 PM

Bye, Felicia.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 233Last Friday at 12:16 PM

“Lafayette, we are here.” - Charles Egbert Stanton. He said this in a speech given in Paris in WWI, when US troops arrived to aid the French and her allies, in the war against Germany and her allies. He is referring to the Lafayette who volunteered to serve as an aid to George Washington.

“I shall return.” - Douglas Macarthur, when vacating the Philippines during WWII.

The only thing we have to fear (dramatic pause) is fear itself. - FDR.

How many divisions has the Pope? - Stalin, upon hearing that the Pope might not like his plans.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 234Last Friday at 12:15 PM

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... Miss Lewinsky."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 235Last Friday at 12:19 PM

Where’s the beef?

Used in TV commercials, but also used by Walter Mondale to skewer Gary Hart. He was implying that Hart’s claims of having “new ideas” were not substantial.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 236Last Friday at 12:20 PM

Give me liberty, or give me death.

I regret that I have but one life to give to my country.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 237Last Friday at 12:23 PM

R158:

by Photo is a big hint.reply 238Last Friday at 12:23 PM

Which one of you bitches is my mother?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 239Last Friday at 12:24 PM

All of them.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 240Last Friday at 12:24 PM

"What is a weekend?" Cousin Violet.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 241Last Friday at 12:24 PM

Can we tawk?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 242Last Friday at 12:28 PM

“Houston, we have a problem.”

“One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

Neil Armstrong had intended to say, “One small step for [bold] a [/bold] man...”.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 243Last Friday at 12:28 PM

Was it, oh I don’t know.... SATAN??!!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 244Last Friday at 12:29 PM

never mind

by Photo is a big hint.reply 245Last Friday at 12:30 PM

You’re soaking in it

by Photo is a big hint.reply 246Last Friday at 12:30 PM

[Quote]Which one of you bitches is my mother?

I still love that line all these years later.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 247Last Friday at 12:30 PM

So many great quotes in this masterpiece...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 248Last Friday at 12:31 PM

I'm not mad at you...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 249Last Friday at 12:35 PM

“Kill them all, let God sort them out.”

This was allegedly spoken by Papal legate and Cistercian abbot Arnaud Amalric prior to the massacre at Béziers. The townspeople had formed two (or more) factions that were accusing each other of heresy, and this was his order to his soldiers. About 1209.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 250Last Friday at 12:36 PM

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 251Last Friday at 12:35 PM

Do you want my arm to fall off?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 252Last Friday at 12:36 PM

I love you, R223.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 253Last Friday at 12:37 PM

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 254Last Friday at 12:38 PM

"Show me the money"

"Show me the receipts"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 255Last Friday at 12:40 PM

Kaboom...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 256Last Friday at 12:41 PM

You dirty rat!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 257Last Friday at 12:44 PM

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" Uhhh...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 258Last Friday at 12:45 PM

I don’t vodeo-doh-doh

by Photo is a big hint.reply 259Last Friday at 12:46 PM

J’accuse!

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 260Last Friday at 12:47 PM

"Are you crying? Are you crying...?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 261Last Friday at 12:49 PM

A bride without a head! A wolf without a foot!

It's not personal, it's business.

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 262Last Friday at 12:51 PM

"I don't know her." (This one bears repeating, with a GIF.)

by Photo is a big hint.reply 263Last Friday at 12:52 PM

[quote] °There are known knowns, and known unknowns, and there are also unknown unknowns.°

by Photo is a big hint.reply 264Last Friday at 12:51 PM

No one can resist my Shweddy balls.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 265Last Friday at 12:54 PM

[quote] Reporter: So to be clear, Mr. Trump doesn’t have any financial relationship with Russian oligarchs?

Manifort: °That’s what he said...that’s what I sa... that’s obviously, what our position is.°

He should have been jailed right then and there for having a “position” on the matter.

At the 2 minute mark in the linked bit.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 266Last Friday at 1:03 PM

SURRENDER THE PINK!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 267Last Friday at 1:05 PM

R256, often when I complete an accomplished, I will say to myself, “I made it Ma, top of the world”!

Thanks for the entry.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 268Last Friday at 1:09 PM

"In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 269Last Friday at 1:12 PM

R263: “I don’t know him. Nope. Not at all.”

🐓🐓🐓 Rooster, waiting for my cue.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 270Last Friday at 1:13 PM

That's funny, R268 because I say it, too, except I always seem to say "Top of the world, Ma!" and of course I never go up in flames, thankfully.

One more for the road. "Sometimes I just think funny things."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 271Last Friday at 1:38 PM

The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 272Last Friday at 1:43 PM

“She’s a malignant cunt.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 273Last Friday at 1:46 PM

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 274Last Friday at 1:50 PM

The bigger the asshole... the bigger the farts

by Photo is a big hint.reply 275Last Friday at 1:55 PM

"There were three of us in the marriage, it was a bit crowded"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 276Last Friday at 2:00 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya, you've killed my father, prepare to die!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 277Last Friday at 3:12 PM

Rue, I love. Betty's a cunt.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 278Last Friday at 3:16 PM

"Who eats shit faster and cleaner than I do? I ask you: who? Who? Nobody, that's who?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 279Last Friday at 3:19 PM

“What we've got here is failure to communicate.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 280Last Friday at 3:45 PM

"Shut up, you're in Dubrovnik! I don't hear you."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 281Last Friday at 3:51 PM

Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 282Last Friday at 3:57 PM

Al, rub my tushy!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 283Last Friday at 4:21 PM

Mrs. Robinson, you are trying to seduce me!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 284Last Friday at 4:23 PM

Who are those guys?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 285Last Friday at 4:24 PM

Sic semper tyrannis !

by Photo is a big hint.reply 286Last Friday at 4:42 PM

What's your name ? My name is Toby.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 287Last Friday at 4:57 PM

I have the body of a week, feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and a king of England , too.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 288Last Friday at 5:22 PM

FUTURE FAMOUS QUOTES:

Oh, dear Harry, what have you done? *To be uttered by Queen Elizabeth on her deathbed*

by Photo is a big hint.reply 289Last Friday at 5:27 PM

"NO COLLUSION!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 290Last Friday at 5:36 PM

. . . and he's just not worth it.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 291Last Friday at 5:45 PM

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 292Last Friday at 5:48 PM

Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 293Last Friday at 5:50 PM

Quite big tits

by Photo is a big hint.reply 294Last Friday at 5:57 PM

A. We are not amused.

B. I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

C. Who’s on first?

D. Take my Wife, Please.

E. I tell ya, I get no respect.

.

A. Queen Victoria

B. Richard Dreyfus, Jaws

C. Bud Abbot and Lou Costello

D. Henny Youngman

E. Rodney Dangerfield

by Photo is a big hint.reply 295Last Friday at 6:04 PM

"Ah, chrysanthemums! Such serviceable flowers."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 296Last Friday at 6:36 PM

"Every time I show my pussy, it takes a prize!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 297Last Friday at 6:38 PM

Many of these don’t “easily identify the famous person who said it.” Maybe people could list the author?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 298Last Friday at 6:44 PM

Nearly all of these quotes are easily recognizable, r298. For example, r296 is from "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie," and r299 is Mrs. Slocombe from "Are You Being Served?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 299Last Friday at 7:09 PM

Alright, alright, alright.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 300Last Friday at 7:11 PM

"Natasha, could you aim that stream right under my chin?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 301Last Friday at 7:14 PM

“Say “hello” to my little friend!”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 302Last Friday at 7:19 PM

All Gaul is divided into three parts.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 303Last Friday at 7:22 PM

Look at her cunt.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 304Last Friday at 7:25 PM

I came, I saw, I conquered.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 305Last Friday at 7:30 PM

[quote]Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?

Nope: it's not "where for."

It's "wherefore art thou Romeo?" (Note the lack of comma. She's saying "Why did you have to be Romeo?")

by Photo is a big hint.reply 306Last Friday at 7:31 PM

Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 307Last Friday at 7:32 PM

L'Etat, c'est moi.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 308Last Friday at 8:02 PM

"Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 309Last Friday at 8:06 PM

"We knew your mom was a slut, but God damn!"

"Blueberries. They always turn into blueberries."

"I love you." "I know."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 310Last Friday at 8:34 PM

Listen to them.. Children of the night.. What music they make.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 311Last Friday at 10:18 PM

I have the best words.

Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 312Last Friday at 11:09 PM

You’re terrible, Muriel

by Photo is a big hint.reply 313Last Saturday at 12:06 AM

It's Mountain Grown

by Photo is a big hint.reply 314Last Saturday at 2:24 AM

[quote]B. I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

[quote]B. Richard Dreyfus, Jaws

Incorrect, it was an ad-libbed line from Roy Scheider and it’s “you’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 315Last Saturday at 2:47 AM

I have a dream.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 316Last Saturday at 2:47 AM

"Oh dear. What shall we do with mother?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 317Last Saturday at 2:54 AM

"I thought it was for life but the nice judge gave me a full pardon "

by Photo is a big hint.reply 318Last Saturday at 2:55 AM

"Come in, Tillie."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 319Last Saturday at 3:40 AM

For R288: "I have a head for business, and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 320Last Saturday at 3:46 AM

Beauty fades.

Dumb is forever.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 321Last Saturday at 5:59 AM

You can never be too rich or too thin.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 322Last Saturday at 11:40 AM

"But her e-mails!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 323Last Saturday at 12:16 PM

"I['ve] got this."

"Come on, Man!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 324Last Saturday at 1:33 PM

Say the secret word and win $100.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 325Last Saturday at 2:00 PM

I don't know - I'll think of something.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 326Last Saturday at 2:42 PM

I Am The Light Of The World.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 327Last Saturday at 5:10 PM

The dingo ate my baby.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 328Last Saturday at 6:34 PM

Maybe the dingo ate YOUR baby.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 329Last Saturday at 7:13 PM

SAD to be all alone in the world.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 330Last Saturday at 8:19 PM

“Let a thousand flowers bloom.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 331Last Saturday at 8:56 PM

Let them eat cake.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 332Last Saturday at 9:07 PM

-"I love you"

-" I know"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 333Last Saturday at 10:07 PM

Coochie coochie!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 334Last Saturday at 10:32 PM

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It's my only weakness.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 335Last Saturday at 11:09 PM

Suck that dick like the cheap bitch you are!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 336Last Saturday at 11:11 PM

Anyone for a spot of buggery?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 337Last Saturday at 11:13 PM

Corn? When did I have corn??

by Photo is a big hint.reply 338Last Sunday at 6:44 PM

We are all in the gutter,but some of us are looking at the stars!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 339Last Monday at 12:38 AM

Strange how potent cheap music is.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 340Last Monday at 12:40 AM

Shut up and deal.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 341Last Monday at 12:40 AM

Ooooo do you feel the breeze from the subway?Isn’t it delicious?!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 342Last Monday at 12:43 AM

As God is my witness,I will never go hungry again!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 343Last Monday at 12:45 AM

Bond.James Bond.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 344Last Monday at 12:47 AM

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 345Last Monday at 12:48 AM

To be or not to be.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 346Last Monday at 12:50 AM

You had me at hello.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 347Last Monday at 12:52 AM

It wasn’t airplanes.It was beauty killed the beast.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 348Last Monday at 12:54 AM

Kiss me my fool!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 349Last Monday at 12:56 AM

It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 350Last Monday at 1:03 AM

I’m a pretty girl Mama!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 351Last Monday at 1:05 AM

Sing out Louise!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 352Last Monday at 1:06 AM

Ask not what your country can do for you,but rather what you can do for your country!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 353Last Monday at 1:08 AM

It’s not the men in my life that counts,but rather the life in my men!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 354Last Monday at 1:10 AM

Peel me a grape Belulah!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 355Last Monday at 1:10 AM

Asked to use “horticulture” in a sentence,she replied: “You can lead a whore to culture,but you cannot make her think.” Who was she?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 356Last Monday at 1:14 AM

I’m not the fucking Messiah!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 357Last Monday at 1:15 AM

Me Tarzan.You Jane.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 358Last Monday at 1:17 AM

You always do, Elizabeth r54!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 359Last Monday at 1:16 AM

Give me liberty,or give me death.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 360Last Monday at 1:20 AM

You’re not very bright.I like that in a man.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 361Last Monday at 1:23 AM

I am big.It’s the pictures that got small!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 362Last Monday at 1:26 AM

Play it Sam.Play “As Time Goes by.”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 363Last Monday at 1:27 AM

What fresh hell is this?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 364Last Monday at 1:30 AM

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 365Last Monday at 1:36 AM

Courage

by Photo is a big hint.reply 366Last Monday at 2:13 AM

“I do not thupport gay merritch!”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 367Last Monday at 3:01 AM

R365, see R72.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 368Last Monday at 3:29 AM

“But I WILL say...MY FATHER...”

by Photo is a big hint.reply 369Last Monday at 3:41 AM

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 370Last Monday at 4:04 AM

Damn, damn DAMN!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 371Last Monday at 5:57 AM

"I didn't make him.....for YOU!"

"Hey! I'm walkin' here!"

"Fabrizio, dove va?"

"On your KNEES."

"But for Wales?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 372Last Monday at 8:14 AM

Crack is Whack!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 373Last Monday at 8:19 AM

They’re all going to laugh at you!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 374Last Monday at 9:26 AM

Do you know what comes between me and my Calvin’s?Nothing.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 375Last Monday at 9:29 AM

The bigger the hair,the closer to God.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 376Last Monday at 9:30 AM

Release the Cracken.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 377Last Monday at 9:35 AM

I’ll alert the media.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 378Last Monday at 9:37 AM

I like blue.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 379Last Monday at 9:40 AM

Would you be shocked if I slipped into something more comfortable?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 380Last Monday at 9:40 AM

Why can’t I quit you?!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 381Last Monday at 9:46 AM

They call me Mr. Tibbs!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 382Last Monday at 9:46 AM

God will get you for that.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 383Last Monday at 9:48 AM

I don’t get out of bed for under 10,000$.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 384Last Monday at 9:49 AM

[R383]Dog spellled backwards will get you for that.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 385Last Monday at 9:51 AM

Hey LAAAYYYYYDY!!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 386Last Monday at 9:53 AM

Surrender, Dorothy.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 387Last Monday at 9:55 AM

What choo talkin’ bout Willis?!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 388Last Monday at 9:55 AM

R384. I know it is some super model, but I don't remember her name.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 389Last Monday at 9:56 AM

Linda Evangelista.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 390Last Monday at 9:57 AM

Here go hell come!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 391Last Monday at 10:02 AM

One ringy dingy, two ringy dingies ...

by Photo is a big hint.reply 392Last Monday at 10:10 AM

'If you like your health care plan, you'll be able to keep your health care plan'

by Photo is a big hint.reply 393Last Monday at 11:18 AM

Sock it to you

by Photo is a big hint.reply 394Last Monday at 11:25 AM

"Paulie! They took my thumb!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 395Last Monday at 11:40 AM

[quote]10,000$.

Oh, dear!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 396Last Monday at 11:45 AM

"I look the same, wet or dry."

An ironic choice of words, considering her next appearance in an MGM film.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 397Last Monday at 11:52 AM

Well doggies!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 398Last Monday at 11:57 AM

Mendacity!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 399Last Monday at 2:26 PM

Which one of you bitches is my mother?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 400Last Monday at 2:29 PM

I am Tondelayo

by Photo is a big hint.reply 401Last Monday at 3:18 PM

R400, are you also R249?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 402Last Monday at 3:35 PM

You life's goin' down the toilet!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 403Last Monday at 4:48 PM

Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?

by Photo is a big hint.reply 404Last Monday at 5:05 PM

Film:

"Plastics."

"She's my sister AND my daughter!"

"That's not a knife...THAT'S a knife"

Real people:

"Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Did we do, "If the glove fits, you must acquit"?

"And you get one! And YOU get one! EVERYBODY gets one!"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 405Last Monday at 5:20 PM

"Welcome, Welcome, Welcome."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 406Last Monday at 5:36 PM

If you have a baby, you won't be the baby anymore.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 407Last Monday at 5:38 PM

'I liked beer, I still like beer'

by Photo is a big hint.reply 408Last Monday at 6:01 PM

"Right in front of my salad?"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 409Last Monday at 6:04 PM

Ohh Robbb!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 410Last Monday at 7:43 PM

I'm not going to be ignored DAN!!!!!!

And Oscar, you need to watch your ass

by Photo is a big hint.reply 411Last Monday at 8:00 PM

Mother, shut up!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 412Last Monday at 8:09 PM

I live in a van down by the river.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 413Last Monday at 8:14 PM

I will never lie to you.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 414Last Monday at 8:25 PM

[quote] Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth[e] last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."

This speech was made after France had sought an armistice with Germany on the evening of 16 June 1940, leaving Britain virtually alone in the battle against Germany, at that time.

by Photo is a big hint.reply 415Last Monday at 8:33 PM

"And the rest of you, if you'd just rattle your jewelry."

"Arthur."

by Photo is a big hint.reply 416Last Monday at 8:58 PM

COVFEFE

by Photo is a big hint.reply 417Last Monday at 9:42 PM

"I've always known that I was born to dominate your sex and avenge my own" "Boo, you whore" "Bore someone else with your questions" or "I'm not interested in the details of your incompetence"

REAL LIFE "Kim, there are people dying" "You gave up and bought sweatpants"

by Photo is a big hint.reply 418Last Monday at 10:38 PM

"I keep my grass in the medicine cabinet in the Band Aid box. Somebody told me it's the safest place. If the cops arrive, you can always lock yourself in the bathroom and flush it down the john."

"Very cagey."

"Makes more sense than where I was keeping it: in the oregano jar in the spice rack. I kept forgetting it and accidentally turning my hateful mother on with a salad. But I think she liked it. No matter what meal she comes over for, even if it was breakfast, she always says: [bold]'Let's have a salad!'[/bold] "

by Photo is a big hint.reply 419Last Tuesday at 10:47 AM

I'm a patsy!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 420Last Tuesday at 2:22 PM

R343 - No, nor any of my folks!

by Photo is a big hint.reply 421Last Tuesday at 4:21 PM
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