Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Post a well known phrase that will easily identify the famous person who said it.

"The calla lilies are in bloom again".

You-know-who said it.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 458March 30, 2019 9:25 PM

Pee Wee Herman said the same thing in Big Top Pee Wee. That's where my mind went, though I love Hepburn.

by Anonymousreply 1March 15, 2019 4:42 AM

Go ahead, make my day.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2March 15, 2019 4:43 AM

Candy’s dandy but liquor’s quicker.

by Anonymousreply 3March 15, 2019 4:47 AM

What -A -dump!

by Anonymousreply 4March 15, 2019 4:50 AM

Life is a Cabaret, old chump!

by Anonymousreply 5March 15, 2019 4:51 AM

I used to be Snow White but I drifted.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 6March 15, 2019 4:54 AM

"I am not a fan of trains because they run right through me"

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2019 4:55 AM

"What is it, you cuntface?"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2019 4:56 AM

"I am not a crook!"

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2019 4:57 AM

You like me. You really like me.

by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2019 4:57 AM

I’ll be back.

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2019 4:58 AM

I did not have sex with that woman.

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2019 4:59 AM

If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2019 5:00 AM

Read my lips: No new taxes.

by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2019 5:00 AM

Isn't it delicious?.

by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2019 5:01 AM

Can we all just get along?

by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2019 5:00 AM

And the Oscar goes to... LaLaLand

by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2019 5:01 AM

Life is a banquet

by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2019 5:03 AM

Veni. Vidi. Vici.

by Anonymousreply 19March 15, 2019 5:02 AM

I’m not going for the school part, but like football games and like parties...ya know, like.

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2019 5:02 AM

Kate, if you could be any kind of a twee in de world, what kind of a twee would you be, AND WHY??

by Anonymousreply 21March 15, 2019 5:04 AM

I know nothing!

by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2019 5:03 AM

"You won't have me to kick around anymore!"

We can only hope that Mr. Trump will be saying the exact same words in the near future...….

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2019 5:03 AM

R22 That's, "I know NUTTINK !"

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2019 5:06 AM

Ho! Ho! Ho!

by Anonymousreply 25March 15, 2019 5:06 AM

They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

by Anonymousreply 26March 15, 2019 5:06 AM

"I grew up in Tennessee, where a girl knows what to do with an unexpected handful or mouthful of shit."

by Anonymousreply 27March 15, 2019 5:06 AM

I told you Cha Cha heels! Black ones!

by Anonymousreply 28March 15, 2019 5:07 AM

Omg R28, I love that scene!

by Anonymousreply 29March 15, 2019 5:08 AM

Come up and see me some time.

by Anonymousreply 30March 15, 2019 5:09 AM

Be byest.

by Anonymousreply 31March 15, 2019 5:09 AM

RASPBERRIES!

by Anonymousreply 32March 15, 2019 5:09 AM

Hello, Gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 33March 15, 2019 5:11 AM

Good Grief.

by Anonymousreply 34March 15, 2019 5:10 AM

In Iran, we don't have homosexuals. In Iran we don't have this phenomenon. I don't know who has told you we have it.

by Anonymousreply 35March 15, 2019 5:13 AM

But ya are Blanche, ya are.

If you don't know this one, hand in your Gay Card!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 36March 15, 2019 5:14 AM

Facts are stupid things.

by Anonymousreply 37March 15, 2019 5:16 AM

Is he kind?

by Anonymousreply 38March 15, 2019 5:17 AM

I don't know her.

by Anonymousreply 39March 15, 2019 5:17 AM

I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers.

by Anonymousreply 40March 15, 2019 5:17 AM

Is that all there is?

by Anonymousreply 41March 15, 2019 5:18 AM

He BROKE me!

by Anonymousreply 42March 15, 2019 5:19 AM

Sure, Jan!

by Anonymousreply 43March 15, 2019 5:18 AM

That's hot!

by Anonymousreply 44March 15, 2019 5:19 AM

You're a pain, Taffy. A pain in my big asshole!

by Anonymousreply 45March 15, 2019 5:21 AM

Don't fuck with me, fellas!

Said so discreetly at a Pepsi Cola Board Meeting.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 46March 15, 2019 5:20 AM

Just because you’re a faggot doesn’t mean you’re an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 47March 15, 2019 5:23 AM

What I am, Michael, is an 32-year old ugly pockmarked Jew fairy.

by Anonymousreply 48March 15, 2019 5:25 AM

There were three people in the marriage.

by Anonymousreply 49March 15, 2019 5:26 AM

"I go to doctor school."

by Anonymousreply 50March 15, 2019 5:26 AM

It depends on what your definition of "is" is.

by Anonymousreply 51March 15, 2019 5:27 AM

If it doesn't fit, then you must acquit.

by Anonymousreply 52March 15, 2019 5:27 AM

You got some splainin' to do.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 53March 15, 2019 5:30 AM

Oh....I think I'm going to win:

"What was I supposed to do...sleep alone?"

by Anonymousreply 54March 15, 2019 5:31 AM

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia".

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 55March 15, 2019 5:35 AM

OP, you're a full-on idiot. I'm R7 , who is also OP on another thread defending Beto? How does that even work? FF me all you like, you can't do that in an election.....So far.

by Anonymousreply 56March 15, 2019 5:39 AM

Sorry wrong thread -- how did that even happen?

by Anonymousreply 57March 15, 2019 5:52 AM

I'm a very stable genius.

by Anonymousreply 58March 15, 2019 5:56 AM

OMG me too!

by Anonymousreply 59March 15, 2019 5:57 AM

....

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 60March 15, 2019 6:03 AM

Senator, have you, at long last, no sense of decency? (My parents, who were die-hard McCarthy supporters, snickered at that l"Yankee awyer from Walpole" crying on TV "Can you imagine -- he's CRYING on TV!")

by Anonymousreply 61March 15, 2019 6:07 AM

Grab'em by the pussy!

by Anonymousreply 62March 15, 2019 6:09 AM

Those damn lemon stealing whores.

by Anonymousreply 63March 15, 2019 6:19 AM

You will suck for your supper

by Anonymousreply 64March 15, 2019 6:22 AM

"Make it work."

by Anonymousreply 65March 15, 2019 6:26 AM

"Polls, what polls?"

by Anonymousreply 66March 15, 2019 6:25 AM

Follow this, you bitches!

by Anonymousreply 67March 15, 2019 6:25 AM

You know how bitchy fags can be.

by Anonymousreply 68March 15, 2019 6:29 AM

Gladiator!

by Anonymousreply 69March 15, 2019 6:39 AM

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

by Anonymousreply 70March 15, 2019 6:42 AM

Back in St. Olaf...

by Anonymousreply 71March 15, 2019 6:45 AM

"Life's a banquet and most poor sons-of-bitches are STARVING to death!"

by Anonymousreply 72March 15, 2019 6:46 AM

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

by Anonymousreply 73March 15, 2019 6:51 AM

I'm devastatingly beautiful

by Anonymousreply 74March 15, 2019 6:56 AM

I used to have this girlfriend known as Elsie, with whom I shared four sordid rooms in Chelsea.

by Anonymousreply 75March 15, 2019 6:57 AM

KISS MAH GRITS !!!

by Anonymousreply 76March 15, 2019 6:57 AM

CONDOMS! ROSE CONDOMS!!!

by Anonymousreply 77March 15, 2019 6:57 AM

In honor of Frank Cali's untimely demise...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 78March 15, 2019 6:58 AM

FRANKLY, MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

by Anonymousreply 79March 15, 2019 6:59 AM

“We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender . . ."

by Anonymousreply 80March 15, 2019 6:59 AM

I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof.

by Anonymousreply 81March 15, 2019 7:01 AM

I'll get you my pretty and you're little Dog too.

by Anonymousreply 82March 15, 2019 7:01 AM

Toto, I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

by Anonymousreply 83March 15, 2019 7:03 AM

NOBODY'S PERFECT

by Anonymousreply 84March 15, 2019 7:06 AM

You can put that Award right where your Heart is

by Anonymousreply 85March 15, 2019 7:09 AM

Stifle it , Edith.

by Anonymousreply 86March 15, 2019 7:11 AM

You can't handle the truth!

by Anonymousreply 87March 15, 2019 7:14 AM

Jane, you ignorant slut.

by Anonymousreply 88March 15, 2019 7:23 AM

AND the 50th..

by Anonymousreply 89March 15, 2019 7:23 AM

In the spirit of R28 and R45:

"I don't want no white man lookin' at my Tampax!"

by Anonymousreply 90March 15, 2019 7:38 AM

They took photographs of my pee-nis.

by Anonymousreply 91March 15, 2019 7:41 AM

Crack is whack!

by Anonymousreply 92March 15, 2019 7:42 AM

I don't got to show you no stinkin badges!

by Anonymousreply 93March 15, 2019 7:42 AM

Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon -- we have the stars.

by Anonymousreply 94March 15, 2019 7:42 AM

“You talkin' to me?”

by Anonymousreply 95March 15, 2019 8:08 AM

"Do I amuse you?"

by Anonymousreply 96March 15, 2019 8:09 AM

We are slipping...

“Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.”

by Anonymousreply 97March 15, 2019 8:08 AM

Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?

by Anonymousreply 98March 15, 2019 8:26 AM

Snap out of it!

by Anonymousreply 99March 15, 2019 8:30 AM

Fasten your seat belts...

by Anonymousreply 100March 15, 2019 8:30 AM

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning.”

by Anonymousreply 101March 15, 2019 8:30 AM

"Be afraid. Be [italic]very[/italic] afraid."

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 102March 15, 2019 10:15 AM

Rosebud.....

by Anonymousreply 103March 15, 2019 10:39 AM

Really slipping:

Molly, you in danger grrl

He ain’t no fag and I’m the dame to prove it

Broadway doesn’t go for pills and booze

You’re a whore, darlin’

by Anonymousreply 104March 15, 2019 11:53 AM

Lesbian...lesbian

by Anonymousreply 105March 15, 2019 11:53 AM

TO FEED THE CAT, ROSE!

by Anonymousreply 106March 15, 2019 11:52 AM

Take it away, and bring me another lover!

by Anonymousreply 107March 15, 2019 11:54 AM

OH...MY...GAWD!

by Anonymousreply 108March 15, 2019 11:56 AM

(Whispered) America’s under attack, sir

by Anonymousreply 109March 15, 2019 11:56 AM

Pop specs

by Anonymousreply 110March 15, 2019 11:57 AM

Just the one, dear?

by Anonymousreply 111March 15, 2019 11:57 AM

A KNITTING NEEDLE!

by Anonymousreply 112March 15, 2019 11:59 AM

COLOMBIA!!!

by Anonymousreply 113March 15, 2019 12:00 PM

I know nuthin’ bout birthin’ no babies!

by Anonymousreply 114March 15, 2019 12:04 PM

Jungle RED!

by Anonymousreply 115March 15, 2019 12:05 PM

stellaa

by Anonymousreply 116March 15, 2019 12:05 PM

You better werk

by Anonymousreply 117March 15, 2019 12:06 PM

What's the frequency, Kenneth ?

by Anonymousreply 118March 15, 2019 12:16 PM

One small step for man...

by Anonymousreply 119March 15, 2019 12:49 PM

[Yet today] I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of this earth.

by Anonymousreply 120March 15, 2019 12:54 PM

R93 Alfonso Bedoya, Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Memories! Thanx!

by Anonymousreply 121March 15, 2019 12:54 PM

In the butt, Bob.

by Anonymousreply 122March 15, 2019 12:55 PM

Miss Vangie

MISS VANJIE!

Miss.... Vanjie

by Anonymousreply 123March 15, 2019 12:59 PM

I hate spunk.

by Anonymousreply 124March 15, 2019 1:00 PM

But ya are, Blanche! You are in that wheelchair!

by Anonymousreply 125March 15, 2019 1:04 PM

Magnifique! Vite! Vite! Vite!

by Anonymousreply 126March 15, 2019 1:06 PM

"I couldn't help but wonder..."

by Anonymousreply 127March 15, 2019 1:08 PM

That's all we need. A cock in a frock on a rock.

by Anonymousreply 128March 15, 2019 1:07 PM

I’ll have what she’s having.

by Anonymousreply 129March 15, 2019 1:08 PM

I absolutely loathe hydrangeas.

by Anonymousreply 130March 15, 2019 1:16 PM

Oh Roscoe, do carry me to my fainting couch, for the vapors have become quite overpowering!

by Anonymousreply 131March 15, 2019 1:25 PM

I did not have sex with that woman.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

All the gin joints in all the towns in all the world and she has to walk into mine.

by Anonymousreply 132March 15, 2019 1:30 PM

We had to destroy the village in order to save it.

by Anonymousreply 133March 15, 2019 1:34 PM

“Your luck is about to change, chère.”

by Anonymousreply 134March 15, 2019 1:37 PM

They're here . . .

by Anonymousreply 135March 15, 2019 1:40 PM

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

by Anonymousreply 136March 15, 2019 1:46 PM

"He's in the maaaath department!"

"Kids. You know I love em."

by Anonymousreply 137March 15, 2019 1:49 PM

We were somewhere around Barstow at the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

by Anonymousreply 138March 15, 2019 1:49 PM

Here's lookin' at you, kid.

by Anonymousreply 139March 15, 2019 2:01 PM

I'm shocked, shocked, to find gambling going on in here!

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

by Anonymousreply 140March 15, 2019 2:05 PM

WHERE’S THE BEEF?

by Anonymousreply 141March 15, 2019 2:12 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 142March 15, 2019 2:13 PM

Alternative facts.

by Anonymousreply 143March 15, 2019 2:18 PM

"They wanted me to do a monologue called CUNT."

by Anonymousreply 144March 15, 2019 2:21 PM

I have sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 145March 15, 2019 2:24 PM

Did you hear something, Jackie? OUCH!

by Anonymousreply 146March 15, 2019 2:25 PM

Let’s see if anyone gets this one:

“I paid my tax!”

by Anonymousreply 147March 15, 2019 2:25 PM

"Only the little people pay taxes"

by Anonymousreply 148March 15, 2019 2:27 PM

"What does that mean? Someone left the cake out in the rain!"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 149March 15, 2019 2:28 PM

“I have bad news for you, for all of our fellow citizens, and people who love peace all over the world, and that is that Martin Luther King was shot and killed tonight.“

by Anonymousreply 150March 15, 2019 2:30 PM

R149 Photo didn't work, so here's the replacement.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 151March 15, 2019 2:29 PM

Four score and seven years ago...

by Anonymousreply 152March 15, 2019 2:31 PM

"...some 38 minutes ago."

by Anonymousreply 153March 15, 2019 2:31 PM

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

by Anonymousreply 154March 15, 2019 2:35 PM

Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 155March 15, 2019 2:39 PM

Get out, Veda. Get out before I kill you!

by Anonymousreply 156March 15, 2019 2:41 PM

My sister, my daughter

My sister, my daughter

My sister, my daughter

by Anonymousreply 157March 15, 2019 2:45 PM

R154, I’m stumped.

by Anonymousreply 158March 15, 2019 2:48 PM

[italic]You DICK![/italic]

by Anonymousreply 159March 15, 2019 2:47 PM

oli.

by Anonymousreply 160March 15, 2019 2:48 PM

Read my lips. No new taxes!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 161March 15, 2019 2:48 PM

The truth is out there . . .

by Anonymousreply 162March 15, 2019 3:04 PM

R161 And to go with that one.....

"Only the little people pay taxes!"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 163March 15, 2019 3:06 PM

Cocksucker! Whore!

by Anonymousreply 164March 15, 2019 3:08 PM

In Leona's defense, I have to give her credit for one thing: when she threw a glass of red wine on Donald Trump's suit in a fit of anger, he sent her the dry cleaning bill. She sent him back an exact replica of the same suit: all in red.

by Anonymousreply 165March 15, 2019 3:09 PM

"Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?"

by Anonymousreply 166March 15, 2019 3:21 PM

KHAN!!!!

by Anonymousreply 167March 15, 2019 3:24 PM

"You're stoned and you're late. You were supposed to arrive at this location at eight thirty dash nine o'clock."

"What I am, Michael, is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock-marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's God- damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?"

by Anonymousreply 168March 15, 2019 3:24 PM

"I know, I'll sing 'em all and we'll stay all night!"

by Anonymousreply 169March 15, 2019 3:25 PM

R157

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown"

by Anonymousreply 170March 15, 2019 3:25 PM

HEREEEEEEEEE'S JOHNNY

by Anonymousreply 171March 15, 2019 3:27 PM

"Igor, will you give me a hand with the bags?"

"Certainly. You take the blond and I'll take the one with the turban."

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 172March 15, 2019 3:30 PM

I VANT TO SUCK YOUR...

by Anonymousreply 173March 15, 2019 3:31 PM

GOOD NIGHT , JOHN BOY.

by Anonymousreply 174March 15, 2019 3:33 PM

I never play frumps or virgins!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 175March 15, 2019 3:34 PM

"Is it true what they say about you people?"

"I hate to disillusion you, ma'am, but you're sucking on my arm."

by Anonymousreply 176March 15, 2019 3:34 PM

They said you wuz hung.

And they be right!

by Anonymousreply 177March 15, 2019 3:34 PM

I can see Russia from my house

by Anonymousreply 178March 15, 2019 3:35 PM

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

by Anonymousreply 179March 15, 2019 3:35 PM

Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?

by Anonymousreply 180March 15, 2019 3:37 PM

NO NEW TAXES

by Anonymousreply 181March 15, 2019 3:45 PM

What's up, Doc?

by Anonymousreply 182March 15, 2019 3:50 PM

Let’s not ask for the moon, we already have the stars...

by Anonymousreply 183March 15, 2019 3:52 PM

Sylvia-Louise, with a hyphen.

by Anonymousreply 184March 15, 2019 3:52 PM

Yabbadabbadoo!

by Anonymousreply 185March 15, 2019 3:53 PM

When they go low, we go high.

by Anonymousreply 186March 15, 2019 3:58 PM

Trust, but verify.

by Anonymousreply 187March 15, 2019 4:20 PM

For OP @ 0:50

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 188March 15, 2019 4:25 PM

Hell is other people.

by Anonymousreply 189March 15, 2019 4:28 PM

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them.

by Anonymousreply 190March 15, 2019 4:28 PM

I am not a crook.

by Anonymousreply 191March 15, 2019 4:30 PM

“But you see in dealing with me, the relatives didn't know that they were dealing with a staunch character and I tell you if there's anything worse than dealing with a staunch woman... S-T-A-U-N-C-H. There's nothing worse, I'm telling you. They don't weaken, no matter what."

by Anonymousreply 192March 15, 2019 4:38 PM

“I’d love to kiss you but I just washed my hair.” “Put ze candle back” “What knockers”

by Anonymousreply 193March 15, 2019 4:39 PM

"It's showtime, folks!"

by Anonymousreply 194March 15, 2019 4:42 PM

"Hello, everyone...this is Mrs Norman Maine."

by Anonymousreply 195March 15, 2019 4:44 PM

I'm walking here !!!

by Anonymousreply 196March 15, 2019 4:45 PM

Snap!

by Anonymousreply 197March 15, 2019 4:44 PM

Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch.........

by Anonymousreply 198March 15, 2019 4:46 PM

Take my wife....please !!!

by Anonymousreply 199March 15, 2019 4:48 PM

"And that's the way it is."

by Anonymousreply 200March 15, 2019 4:49 PM

How high a ridge, I could not tell.

by Anonymousreply 201March 15, 2019 4:48 PM

My pussy stinks.

by Anonymousreply 202March 15, 2019 4:49 PM

Ha! Ha! Ha!

I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 203March 15, 2019 4:50 PM

She was a beauty, gee.

by Anonymousreply 204March 15, 2019 4:49 PM

Attention must be paid.

by Anonymousreply 205March 15, 2019 4:51 PM

“ Martha? Rubbing alcohol for you?”

by Anonymousreply 206March 15, 2019 4:51 PM

You is kind, you is smart, you is important.

by Anonymousreply 207March 15, 2019 4:51 PM

Never mix, never worry!

by Anonymousreply 208March 15, 2019 4:53 PM

Be excellent to each other.

by Anonymousreply 209March 15, 2019 4:53 PM

LIARS GET CANCER!!!

by Anonymousreply 210March 15, 2019 4:54 PM

Behind every great man there’s a woman rolling her eyes.

by Anonymousreply 211March 15, 2019 4:54 PM

"In the water, I'm a very skinny lady."

by Anonymousreply 212March 15, 2019 4:54 PM

GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

by Anonymousreply 213March 15, 2019 4:55 PM

Shady Pines, Ma.

by Anonymousreply 214March 15, 2019 4:56 PM

"Follow the money."

by Anonymousreply 215March 15, 2019 4:58 PM

Crack is WACK!

by Anonymousreply 216March 15, 2019 5:00 PM

“A boy's best friend is his mother.”

by Anonymousreply 217March 15, 2019 5:01 PM

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.”

by Anonymousreply 218March 15, 2019 5:02 PM

Tea, Earl Grey, hot

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 219March 15, 2019 5:20 PM

the sky is falling! the sky is falling!

by Anonymousreply 220March 15, 2019 6:59 PM

Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again.

by Anonymousreply 221March 15, 2019 7:31 PM

R161, r163, and r181 all repeats (with r181 being a threepeat). And the previous posts were not even that far up.

by Anonymousreply 222March 15, 2019 7:39 PM

Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?" she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept. And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was THE Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was ON FIRE. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! And that, Marjorie — just so you will know — and your children will someday know ---is the night the lights went out in GEORGIA!

by Anonymousreply 223March 15, 2019 7:42 PM

Aaah, Kojaaak!

Kojak bang bang!

by Anonymousreply 224March 15, 2019 7:46 PM

R37: “Facts are stupid things”. -Ronald Reagan, misquoting John Adams.

“Facts are stubborn things”. -John Adams..

by Anonymousreply 225March 15, 2019 7:55 PM

What a fucking moron.

by Anonymousreply 226March 15, 2019 7:58 PM

[italic] Soilent Green is people!

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape.

You finally really did it. You maniacs! You blew it up

I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands [/italic]

Hint, all the same guy.

by Anonymousreply 227March 15, 2019 8:02 PM

"No wire hangers!"

by Anonymousreply 228March 15, 2019 8:06 PM

"I am NOT one of your FANS !!!"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 229March 15, 2019 8:08 PM

"Tear down that BITCH of bearing wall and put a WINDOW where it OUGHT to be!"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 230March 15, 2019 8:12 PM

Beat her.

by Anonymousreply 231March 15, 2019 8:14 PM

I can see your dirty pillows.

by Anonymousreply 232March 15, 2019 8:15 PM

Bye, Felicia.

by Anonymousreply 233March 15, 2019 8:16 PM

“Lafayette, we are here.” - Charles Egbert Stanton. He said this in a speech given in Paris in WWI, when US troops arrived to aid the French and her allies, in the war against Germany and her allies. He is referring to the Lafayette who volunteered to serve as an aid to George Washington.

“I shall return.” - Douglas Macarthur, when vacating the Philippines during WWII.

The only thing we have to fear (dramatic pause) is fear itself. - FDR.

How many divisions has the Pope? - Stalin, upon hearing that the Pope might not like his plans.

by Anonymousreply 234March 15, 2019 8:15 PM

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman ... Miss Lewinsky."

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 235March 15, 2019 8:19 PM

Where’s the beef?

Used in TV commercials, but also used by Walter Mondale to skewer Gary Hart. He was implying that Hart’s claims of having “new ideas” were not substantial.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 236March 15, 2019 8:20 PM

Give me liberty, or give me death.

I regret that I have but one life to give to my country.

by Anonymousreply 237March 15, 2019 8:23 PM

R158:

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 238March 15, 2019 8:23 PM

Which one of you bitches is my mother?

by Anonymousreply 239March 15, 2019 8:24 PM

All of them.

by Anonymousreply 240March 15, 2019 8:24 PM

"What is a weekend?" Cousin Violet.

by Anonymousreply 241March 15, 2019 8:24 PM

Can we tawk?

by Anonymousreply 242March 15, 2019 8:28 PM

“Houston, we have a problem.”

“One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.”

Neil Armstrong had intended to say, “One small step for [bold] a [/bold] man...”.

by Anonymousreply 243March 15, 2019 8:28 PM

Was it, oh I don’t know.... SATAN??!!!

by Anonymousreply 244March 15, 2019 8:29 PM

never mind

by Anonymousreply 245March 15, 2019 8:30 PM

You’re soaking in it

by Anonymousreply 246March 15, 2019 8:30 PM

[Quote]Which one of you bitches is my mother?

I still love that line all these years later.

by Anonymousreply 247March 15, 2019 8:30 PM

So many great quotes in this masterpiece...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 248March 15, 2019 8:31 PM

I'm not mad at you...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 249March 15, 2019 8:35 PM

“Kill them all, let God sort them out.”

This was allegedly spoken by Papal legate and Cistercian abbot Arnaud Amalric prior to the massacre at Béziers. The townspeople had formed two (or more) factions that were accusing each other of heresy, and this was his order to his soldiers. About 1209.

by Anonymousreply 250March 15, 2019 8:36 PM

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

by Anonymousreply 251March 15, 2019 8:35 PM

Do you want my arm to fall off?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 252March 15, 2019 8:36 PM

I love you, R223.

by Anonymousreply 253March 15, 2019 8:37 PM

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

by Anonymousreply 254March 15, 2019 8:38 PM

"Show me the money"

"Show me the receipts"

by Anonymousreply 255March 15, 2019 8:40 PM

Kaboom...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 256March 15, 2019 8:41 PM

You dirty rat!

by Anonymousreply 257March 15, 2019 8:44 PM

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" Uhhh...

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 258March 15, 2019 8:45 PM

I don’t vodeo-doh-doh

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 259March 15, 2019 8:46 PM

J’accuse!

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

by Anonymousreply 260March 15, 2019 8:47 PM

"Are you crying? Are you crying...?"

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 261March 15, 2019 8:49 PM

A bride without a head! A wolf without a foot!

It's not personal, it's business.

I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by Anonymousreply 262March 15, 2019 8:51 PM

"I don't know her." (This one bears repeating, with a GIF.)

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 263March 15, 2019 8:52 PM

[quote] °There are known knowns, and known unknowns, and there are also unknown unknowns.°

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 264March 15, 2019 8:51 PM

No one can resist my Shweddy balls.

by Anonymousreply 265March 15, 2019 8:54 PM

[quote] Reporter: So to be clear, Mr. Trump doesn’t have any financial relationship with Russian oligarchs?

Manifort: °That’s what he said...that’s what I sa... that’s obviously, what our position is.°

He should have been jailed right then and there for having a “position” on the matter.

At the 2 minute mark in the linked bit.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 266March 15, 2019 9:03 PM

SURRENDER THE PINK!

by Anonymousreply 267March 15, 2019 9:05 PM

R256, often when I complete an accomplished, I will say to myself, “I made it Ma, top of the world”!

Thanks for the entry.

by Anonymousreply 268March 15, 2019 9:09 PM

"In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace - and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

by Anonymousreply 269March 15, 2019 9:12 PM

R263: “I don’t know him. Nope. Not at all.”

🐓🐓🐓 Rooster, waiting for my cue.

by Anonymousreply 270March 15, 2019 9:13 PM

That's funny, R268 because I say it, too, except I always seem to say "Top of the world, Ma!" and of course I never go up in flames, thankfully.

One more for the road. "Sometimes I just think funny things."

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 271March 15, 2019 9:38 PM

The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as best I could, but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge.

by Anonymousreply 272March 15, 2019 9:43 PM

“She’s a malignant cunt.”

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 273March 15, 2019 9:46 PM

Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 274March 15, 2019 9:50 PM

The bigger the asshole... the bigger the farts

by Anonymousreply 275March 15, 2019 9:55 PM

"There were three of us in the marriage, it was a bit crowded"

by Anonymousreply 276March 15, 2019 10:00 PM

My name is Inigo Montoya, you've killed my father, prepare to die!

by Anonymousreply 277March 15, 2019 11:12 PM

Rue, I love. Betty's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 278March 15, 2019 11:16 PM

"Who eats shit faster and cleaner than I do? I ask you: who? Who? Nobody, that's who?"

by Anonymousreply 279March 15, 2019 11:19 PM

“What we've got here is failure to communicate.”

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 280March 15, 2019 11:45 PM

"Shut up, you're in Dubrovnik! I don't hear you."

by Anonymousreply 281March 15, 2019 11:51 PM

Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

by Anonymousreply 282March 15, 2019 11:57 PM

Al, rub my tushy!

by Anonymousreply 283March 16, 2019 12:21 AM

Mrs. Robinson, you are trying to seduce me!

by Anonymousreply 284March 16, 2019 12:23 AM

Who are those guys?

by Anonymousreply 285March 16, 2019 12:24 AM

Sic semper tyrannis !

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 286March 16, 2019 12:42 AM

What's your name ? My name is Toby.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 287March 16, 2019 12:57 AM

I have the body of a week, feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and a king of England , too.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 288March 16, 2019 1:22 AM

FUTURE FAMOUS QUOTES:

Oh, dear Harry, what have you done? *To be uttered by Queen Elizabeth on her deathbed*

by Anonymousreply 289March 16, 2019 1:27 AM

"NO COLLUSION!"

by Anonymousreply 290March 16, 2019 1:36 AM

. . . and he's just not worth it.

by Anonymousreply 291March 16, 2019 1:45 AM

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 292March 16, 2019 1:48 AM

Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?

by Anonymousreply 293March 16, 2019 1:50 AM

Quite big tits

by Anonymousreply 294March 16, 2019 1:57 AM

A. We are not amused.

B. I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

C. Who’s on first?

D. Take my Wife, Please.

E. I tell ya, I get no respect.

.

A. Queen Victoria

B. Richard Dreyfus, Jaws

C. Bud Abbot and Lou Costello

D. Henny Youngman

E. Rodney Dangerfield

by Anonymousreply 295March 16, 2019 2:04 AM

"Ah, chrysanthemums! Such serviceable flowers."

by Anonymousreply 296March 16, 2019 2:36 AM

"Every time I show my pussy, it takes a prize!"

by Anonymousreply 297March 16, 2019 2:38 AM

Many of these don’t “easily identify the famous person who said it.” Maybe people could list the author?

by Anonymousreply 298March 16, 2019 2:44 AM

Nearly all of these quotes are easily recognizable, r298. For example, r296 is from "The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie," and r299 is Mrs. Slocombe from "Are You Being Served?"

by Anonymousreply 299March 16, 2019 3:09 AM

Alright, alright, alright.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 300March 16, 2019 3:11 AM

"Natasha, could you aim that stream right under my chin?"

by Anonymousreply 301March 16, 2019 3:14 AM

“Say “hello” to my little friend!”

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 302March 16, 2019 3:19 AM

All Gaul is divided into three parts.

by Anonymousreply 303March 16, 2019 3:22 AM

Look at her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 304March 16, 2019 3:25 AM

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 305March 16, 2019 3:30 AM

[quote]Romeo, Romeo. Where for art thou, Romeo?

Nope: it's not "where for."

It's "wherefore art thou Romeo?" (Note the lack of comma. She's saying "Why did you have to be Romeo?")

by Anonymousreply 306March 16, 2019 3:31 AM

Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time.

by Anonymousreply 307March 16, 2019 3:32 AM

L'Etat, c'est moi.

by Anonymousreply 308March 16, 2019 4:02 AM

"Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by Anonymousreply 309March 16, 2019 4:06 AM

"We knew your mom was a slut, but God damn!"

"Blueberries. They always turn into blueberries."

"I love you." "I know."

by Anonymousreply 310March 16, 2019 4:34 AM

Listen to them.. Children of the night.. What music they make.

by Anonymousreply 311March 16, 2019 6:18 AM

I have the best words.

Fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me... You can't get fooled again.

by Anonymousreply 312March 16, 2019 7:09 AM

You’re terrible, Muriel

by Anonymousreply 313March 16, 2019 8:06 AM

It's Mountain Grown

by Anonymousreply 314March 16, 2019 10:24 AM

[quote]B. I’m gonna need a bigger boat.

[quote]B. Richard Dreyfus, Jaws

Incorrect, it was an ad-libbed line from Roy Scheider and it’s “you’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

by Anonymousreply 315March 16, 2019 10:47 AM

I have a dream.

by Anonymousreply 316March 16, 2019 10:47 AM

"Oh dear. What shall we do with mother?"

by Anonymousreply 317March 16, 2019 10:54 AM

"I thought it was for life but the nice judge gave me a full pardon "

by Anonymousreply 318March 16, 2019 10:55 AM

"Come in, Tillie."

by Anonymousreply 319March 16, 2019 11:40 AM

For R288: "I have a head for business, and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"

by Anonymousreply 320March 16, 2019 11:46 AM

Beauty fades.

Dumb is forever.

by Anonymousreply 321March 16, 2019 1:59 PM

You can never be too rich or too thin.

by Anonymousreply 322March 16, 2019 7:40 PM

"But her e-mails!"

by Anonymousreply 323March 16, 2019 8:16 PM

"I['ve] got this."

"Come on, Man!"

by Anonymousreply 324March 16, 2019 9:33 PM

Say the secret word and win $100.

by Anonymousreply 325March 16, 2019 10:00 PM

I don't know - I'll think of something.

by Anonymousreply 326March 16, 2019 10:42 PM

I Am The Light Of The World.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 327March 17, 2019 1:10 AM

The dingo ate my baby.

by Anonymousreply 328March 17, 2019 2:34 AM

Maybe the dingo ate YOUR baby.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 329March 17, 2019 3:13 AM

SAD to be all alone in the world.

by Anonymousreply 330March 17, 2019 4:19 AM

“Let a thousand flowers bloom.”

by Anonymousreply 331March 17, 2019 4:56 AM

Let them eat cake.

by Anonymousreply 332March 17, 2019 5:07 AM

-"I love you"

-" I know"

by Anonymousreply 333March 17, 2019 6:07 AM

Coochie coochie!

by Anonymousreply 334March 17, 2019 6:32 AM

We shall drink to our partnership. Do you like gin? It's my only weakness.

by Anonymousreply 335March 17, 2019 7:09 AM

Suck that dick like the cheap bitch you are!

by Anonymousreply 336March 17, 2019 7:11 AM

Anyone for a spot of buggery?

by Anonymousreply 337March 17, 2019 7:13 AM

Corn? When did I have corn??

by Anonymousreply 338March 18, 2019 2:44 AM

We are all in the gutter,but some of us are looking at the stars!

by Anonymousreply 339March 18, 2019 8:38 AM

Strange how potent cheap music is.

by Anonymousreply 340March 18, 2019 8:40 AM

Shut up and deal.

by Anonymousreply 341March 18, 2019 8:40 AM

Ooooo do you feel the breeze from the subway?Isn’t it delicious?!

by Anonymousreply 342March 18, 2019 8:43 AM

As God is my witness,I will never go hungry again!

by Anonymousreply 343March 18, 2019 8:45 AM

Bond.James Bond.

by Anonymousreply 344March 18, 2019 8:47 AM

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 345March 18, 2019 8:48 AM

To be or not to be.

by Anonymousreply 346March 18, 2019 8:50 AM

You had me at hello.

by Anonymousreply 347March 18, 2019 8:52 AM

It wasn’t airplanes.It was beauty killed the beast.

by Anonymousreply 348March 18, 2019 8:54 AM

Kiss me my fool!

by Anonymousreply 349March 18, 2019 8:56 AM

It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.

by Anonymousreply 350March 18, 2019 9:03 AM

I’m a pretty girl Mama!

by Anonymousreply 351March 18, 2019 9:05 AM

Sing out Louise!

by Anonymousreply 352March 18, 2019 9:06 AM

Ask not what your country can do for you,but rather what you can do for your country!

by Anonymousreply 353March 18, 2019 9:08 AM

It’s not the men in my life that counts,but rather the life in my men!

by Anonymousreply 354March 18, 2019 9:10 AM

Peel me a grape Belulah!

by Anonymousreply 355March 18, 2019 9:10 AM

Asked to use “horticulture” in a sentence,she replied: “You can lead a whore to culture,but you cannot make her think.” Who was she?

by Anonymousreply 356March 18, 2019 9:14 AM

I’m not the fucking Messiah!

by Anonymousreply 357March 18, 2019 9:15 AM

Me Tarzan.You Jane.

by Anonymousreply 358March 18, 2019 9:17 AM

You always do, Elizabeth r54!

by Anonymousreply 359March 18, 2019 9:16 AM

Give me liberty,or give me death.

by Anonymousreply 360March 18, 2019 9:20 AM

You’re not very bright.I like that in a man.

by Anonymousreply 361March 18, 2019 9:23 AM

I am big.It’s the pictures that got small!

by Anonymousreply 362March 18, 2019 9:26 AM

Play it Sam.Play “As Time Goes by.”

by Anonymousreply 363March 18, 2019 9:27 AM

What fresh hell is this?

by Anonymousreply 364March 18, 2019 9:30 AM

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!

by Anonymousreply 365March 18, 2019 9:36 AM

Courage

by Anonymousreply 366March 18, 2019 10:13 AM

“I do not thupport gay merritch!”

by Anonymousreply 367March 18, 2019 11:01 AM

R365, see R72.

by Anonymousreply 368March 18, 2019 11:29 AM

“But I WILL say...MY FATHER...”

by Anonymousreply 369March 18, 2019 11:41 AM

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

by Anonymousreply 370March 18, 2019 12:04 PM

Damn, damn DAMN!!

by Anonymousreply 371March 18, 2019 1:57 PM

"I didn't make him.....for YOU!"

"Hey! I'm walkin' here!"

"Fabrizio, dove va?"

"On your KNEES."

"But for Wales?"

by Anonymousreply 372March 18, 2019 4:14 PM

Crack is Whack!

by Anonymousreply 373March 18, 2019 4:19 PM

They’re all going to laugh at you!

by Anonymousreply 374March 18, 2019 5:26 PM

Do you know what comes between me and my Calvin’s?Nothing.

by Anonymousreply 375March 18, 2019 5:29 PM

The bigger the hair,the closer to God.

by Anonymousreply 376March 18, 2019 5:30 PM

Release the Cracken.

by Anonymousreply 377March 18, 2019 5:35 PM

I’ll alert the media.

by Anonymousreply 378March 18, 2019 5:37 PM

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 379March 18, 2019 5:40 PM

Would you be shocked if I slipped into something more comfortable?

by Anonymousreply 380March 18, 2019 5:40 PM

Why can’t I quit you?!

by Anonymousreply 381March 18, 2019 5:46 PM

They call me Mr. Tibbs!

by Anonymousreply 382March 18, 2019 5:46 PM

God will get you for that.

by Anonymousreply 383March 18, 2019 5:48 PM

I don’t get out of bed for under 10,000$.

by Anonymousreply 384March 18, 2019 5:49 PM

[R383]Dog spellled backwards will get you for that.

by Anonymousreply 385March 18, 2019 5:51 PM

Hey LAAAYYYYYDY!!

by Anonymousreply 386March 18, 2019 5:53 PM

Surrender, Dorothy.

by Anonymousreply 387March 18, 2019 5:55 PM

What choo talkin’ bout Willis?!

by Anonymousreply 388March 18, 2019 5:55 PM

R384. I know it is some super model, but I don't remember her name.

by Anonymousreply 389March 18, 2019 5:56 PM

Linda Evangelista.

by Anonymousreply 390March 18, 2019 5:57 PM

Here go hell come!

by Anonymousreply 391March 18, 2019 6:02 PM

One ringy dingy, two ringy dingies ...

by Anonymousreply 392March 18, 2019 6:10 PM

'If you like your health care plan, you'll be able to keep your health care plan'

by Anonymousreply 393March 18, 2019 7:18 PM

Sock it to you

by Anonymousreply 394March 18, 2019 7:25 PM

"Paulie! They took my thumb!"

by Anonymousreply 395March 18, 2019 7:40 PM

[quote]10,000$.

Oh, dear!

by Anonymousreply 396March 18, 2019 7:45 PM

"I look the same, wet or dry."

An ironic choice of words, considering her next appearance in an MGM film.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 397March 18, 2019 7:52 PM

Well doggies!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 398March 18, 2019 7:57 PM

Mendacity!

by Anonymousreply 399March 18, 2019 10:26 PM

Which one of you bitches is my mother?

by Anonymousreply 400March 18, 2019 10:29 PM

I am Tondelayo

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 401March 18, 2019 11:18 PM

R400, are you also R249?

by Anonymousreply 402March 18, 2019 11:35 PM

You life's goin' down the toilet!

by Anonymousreply 403March 19, 2019 12:48 AM

Eliza, where the devil are my slippers?

by Anonymousreply 404March 19, 2019 1:05 AM

Film:

"Plastics."

"She's my sister AND my daughter!"

"That's not a knife...THAT'S a knife"

Real people:

"Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems."

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Did we do, "If the glove fits, you must acquit"?

"And you get one! And YOU get one! EVERYBODY gets one!"

by Anonymousreply 405March 19, 2019 1:20 AM

"Welcome, Welcome, Welcome."

by Anonymousreply 406March 19, 2019 1:36 AM

If you have a baby, you won't be the baby anymore.

by Anonymousreply 407March 19, 2019 1:38 AM

'I liked beer, I still like beer'

by Anonymousreply 408March 19, 2019 2:01 AM

"Right in front of my salad?"

by Anonymousreply 409March 19, 2019 2:04 AM

Ohh Robbb!

by Anonymousreply 410March 19, 2019 3:43 AM

I'm not going to be ignored DAN!!!!!!

And Oscar, you need to watch your ass

by Anonymousreply 411March 19, 2019 4:00 AM

Mother, shut up!

by Anonymousreply 412March 19, 2019 4:09 AM

I live in a van down by the river.

by Anonymousreply 413March 19, 2019 4:14 AM

I will never lie to you.

by Anonymousreply 414March 19, 2019 4:25 AM

[quote] Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth[e] last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their finest hour."

This speech was made after France had sought an armistice with Germany on the evening of 16 June 1940, leaving Britain virtually alone in the battle against Germany, at that time.

by Anonymousreply 415March 19, 2019 4:33 AM

"And the rest of you, if you'd just rattle your jewelry."

"Arthur."

by Anonymousreply 416March 19, 2019 4:58 AM

COVFEFE

by Anonymousreply 417March 19, 2019 5:42 AM

"I've always known that I was born to dominate your sex and avenge my own" "Boo, you whore" "Bore someone else with your questions" or "I'm not interested in the details of your incompetence"

REAL LIFE "Kim, there are people dying" "You gave up and bought sweatpants"

by Anonymousreply 418March 19, 2019 6:38 AM

"I keep my grass in the medicine cabinet in the Band Aid box. Somebody told me it's the safest place. If the cops arrive, you can always lock yourself in the bathroom and flush it down the john."

"Very cagey."

"Makes more sense than where I was keeping it: in the oregano jar in the spice rack. I kept forgetting it and accidentally turning my hateful mother on with a salad. But I think she liked it. No matter what meal she comes over for, even if it was breakfast, she always says: [bold]'Let's have a salad!'[/bold] "

by Anonymousreply 419March 19, 2019 6:47 PM

I'm a patsy!

by Anonymousreply 420March 19, 2019 10:22 PM

R343 - No, nor any of my folks!

by Anonymousreply 421March 20, 2019 12:21 AM

I yam what I yam.

by Anonymousreply 422March 21, 2019 2:01 PM

"The groom was prettier than the bride"

by Anonymousreply 423March 26, 2019 6:17 AM

My biological clock is tick tick ticking!

by Anonymousreply 424March 28, 2019 3:46 AM

“You talk’in to me?”

by Anonymousreply 425March 28, 2019 3:57 AM

And that's a good thing.

by Anonymousreply 426March 28, 2019 4:02 AM

Tina! Bring me the axe!

by Anonymousreply 427March 28, 2019 4:33 AM

You mean all this time we could have been friends?

by Anonymousreply 428March 28, 2019 4:38 AM

Well, hello Clarice.

by Anonymousreply 429March 28, 2019 4:49 AM

I have the best people.

No collusion, no obstruction!

McDonalds

by Anonymousreply 430March 28, 2019 4:57 AM

“We did everything we could do, but there was nothing we could do. He’s gone.”

“Whaddaya mean he’s gone?”

“You know what I mean. He’s gone. And that’s it.”

by Anonymousreply 431March 28, 2019 11:31 AM

Well hello !!!

by Anonymousreply 432March 28, 2019 4:55 PM

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

—Anonymous reply 70

This one was easy. Barbara Bush said that.

by Anonymousreply 433March 28, 2019 4:58 PM

I want to bear your children!

by Anonymousreply 434March 28, 2019 4:59 PM

'Sometimes, I wish I were a woman just so I could get an abortion'.

by Anonymousreply 435March 28, 2019 5:19 PM

"Hey mom, can I borrow the keys to the bus?"

by Anonymousreply 436March 28, 2019 5:24 PM

"There's no basement at the Alamo!"

by Anonymousreply 437March 28, 2019 5:29 PM

....

by Anonymousreply 438March 29, 2019 4:45 PM

After all, tomorrow is another day.

by Anonymousreply 439March 29, 2019 4:51 PM

I need a heterosexual code red!

by Anonymousreply 440March 29, 2019 5:02 PM

"I'm going to pull your blonde hair out by its black roots!"

(Used so many times, but referenced for one particular memorable moment featuring a wonderful witchy actress....)

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 441March 29, 2019 7:09 PM

God Bless those little Pirin tablets.

by Anonymousreply 442March 29, 2019 11:25 PM

That's Vitameatavegamin!

by Anonymousreply 443March 29, 2019 11:55 PM

Snowball just leads elves on, elves and Santas. He is playing a dangerous game.

by Anonymousreply 444March 30, 2019 12:14 AM

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

by Anonymousreply 445March 30, 2019 12:22 AM

He's dead, Jim.

by Anonymousreply 446March 30, 2019 12:30 AM

I cut the dickens out of my finger.

by Anonymousreply 447March 30, 2019 7:30 PM

What fresh hell is this? I have it on a t-shirt. It was uttered by a certain person every time someone would knock on her door.

by Anonymousreply 448March 30, 2019 7:40 PM

[quote] Apres moi, le deluge!

Wikipedia: The expression has two possible meanings: "After me, the deluge will come", asserting that if the revolution ended his reign, the nation would be plunged into chaos; or "After me, let the deluge come", implying that he does not care what happens after his disappearance.

I thought it was just a self-aggrandising statement by an autocrat. I like it though. I like the self-important confidence.

by Anonymousreply 449March 30, 2019 8:10 PM

So did I, r449.

by Anonymousreply 450March 30, 2019 8:12 PM

Ever been in a Turkish prison? Ever seen a grown man naked?

by Anonymousreply 451March 30, 2019 8:25 PM

Mr. Watson – Come here – I want to see you.

by Anonymousreply 452March 30, 2019 8:33 PM

[quote] “What hath God wrought?!”

I love this one. It was the first message sent by Samuel Morse over Telegraph, but I just learned it originated in the Bible. It’s good for all occasions!

Thanks to R452 for the reminder

by Anonymousreply 453March 30, 2019 9:03 PM

[quote] “And you may say to yourself, My God, what have I done.”

I love how it’s said, the context. The sadness and regret that is expressed is just so tangible.

The link is only four seconds.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 454March 30, 2019 9:12 PM

"Dad's fine. He sends his love."

by Anonymousreply 455March 30, 2019 9:14 PM

r356 Dorothy Parker, late of the Algonquin Round Table.

She didn't think much of Katherine Hepburn either.

by Anonymousreply 456March 30, 2019 9:17 PM

Hi Georshia!

by Anonymousreply 457March 30, 2019 9:21 PM

"Excuse my Dust."

by Anonymousreply 458March 30, 2019 9:25 PM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!