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Could you marry a woman for 10 million dollars?

You have to remain married the rest of your life, have penetrative sex at least once a week, and live in the same house. Could you?

by Anonymousreply 37March 19, 2019 8:30 AM

You're quite a provocateur, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1March 15, 2019 3:51 AM

as long as I had my own bedroom, my own bathroom and my own living room I could.

by Anonymousreply 2March 15, 2019 3:51 AM

I have already had 10m. So no

by Anonymousreply 3March 15, 2019 3:52 AM

$5M and sex only once a month.

by Anonymousreply 4March 15, 2019 3:52 AM

Agree with r4, sex once a month, and I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 5March 15, 2019 3:53 AM

I am op

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by Anonymousreply 6March 15, 2019 3:56 AM

I'd flunk out the first week and have to return the millions, so NOPE.

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2019 4:02 AM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2019 4:06 AM

Hell yeah! Even if she was the Huckabeast mixed with Christy Metz!

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2019 4:09 AM

I happily would, I think.

by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2019 4:09 AM

Good lord no. Money isn't everything, you know.

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2019 4:14 AM

True, but it sure is what it takes to get along.

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2019 4:16 AM

I am not a prostitution whore!

by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2019 4:18 AM

It’s difficult to answer this question without knowing what the woman looks like. Money can bring advantages, but if you are miserable it will show. We will see a Dateline Special featuring yours truly who settled for loads of money. By the time you go to trial you’re broke. So, no I do not think I could. I lived a lie for years (closeted and married to a woman) and I was fucking miserable. We had money, too. So HELL NO!

by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2019 4:18 AM

Sure we can roll her in flour so I can see the wet spot will put on porn on the screen then we’ll go at it

by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2019 4:19 AM

"have penetrative sex at least once a week"

Exactly how big is the strap-on she'll wear?

by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2019 4:20 AM

I'm not sure most straight couples even have penetrative sex at least once a week, OP.

by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2019 4:21 AM

Of course! But you have to use your crafty brain. Have the woman go through a sex-change operation, turn her into a cute man, and you're on your way.

There's more than one way to skin a whatever...………...

by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2019 4:25 AM

At least Demi got Redford along with the $$$$

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by Anonymousreply 19March 15, 2019 4:28 AM

I'm pushing 60, and I've never had penetrative sex with a woman in my life. I don't think it's even possible for me. So, No.

by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2019 4:34 AM

Not even for $100 billion. I am not bi!

by Anonymousreply 21March 15, 2019 4:40 AM

The penetrative sex part is the problem. I don't think a case of Viagra would help. Otherwise, I might do it. My parents might throw another $10 m.

by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2019 4:46 AM

R18 their brain is still female, right? How can you change your brain. What am I missing? Maybe this thread is not meant for me to ask, ‘what if’s’ and monopolize the thread. I still would have an issue. To me, that still equates to bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2019 4:50 AM

Second thoughts?

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by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2019 4:49 AM

Many guys couldn’t get it up

by Anonymousreply 25March 15, 2019 4:55 AM

Yes, who do I have to kill to make it happen! I'm ambidextrous.

by Anonymousreply 26March 15, 2019 4:55 AM

Yes, as long as cunnilingus is off the menu.

by Anonymousreply 27March 15, 2019 5:00 AM

Condoms..don’t want a crotchfruit!

by Anonymousreply 28March 15, 2019 5:05 AM

My ex went down apron a lady who farted during...oy vey!

by Anonymousreply 29March 15, 2019 5:06 AM

R29 She dutch ovened him? What a LADY! Did they meet in a bowling alley?

by Anonymousreply 30March 15, 2019 5:10 AM

R30 don’t know if he was under covers as it was L.A. how embarrassing ! there’s a movie line...”what would you be needing with a ladies room?”

by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2019 7:38 AM

I’d marry one for a lot less. Viagra, eh?

by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2019 7:51 AM

R3 Could I interest you in my 8x7" cock?

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2019 8:07 AM

Having been married, no I couldn’t do that again for even a billion dollars. My view on life and money has changed. If you gave 22 year old me the option I would have grabbed it! I married a woman who didn’t have any money.....

by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2019 8:11 AM

Do I still keep the money if she dies before I do?

by Anonymousreply 35March 19, 2019 8:17 AM

Sure.

by Anonymousreply 36March 19, 2019 8:23 AM

No.

by Anonymousreply 37March 19, 2019 8:30 AM
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