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Could you marry a woman for 10 million dollars?

You have to remain married the rest of your life, have penetrative sex at least once a week, and live in the same house. Could you?

by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2019

You're quite a provocateur, OP.

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2019

as long as I had my own bedroom, my own bathroom and my own living room I could.

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2019

I have already had 10m. So no

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2019

$5M and sex only once a month.

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2019

Agree with r4, sex once a month, and I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2019

I am op

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2019

I'd flunk out the first week and have to return the millions, so NOPE.

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2019

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2019

Hell yeah! Even if she was the Huckabeast mixed with Christy Metz!

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2019

I happily would, I think.

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2019

Good lord no. Money isn't everything, you know.

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2019

True, but it sure is what it takes to get along.

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2019

I am not a prostitution whore!

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2019

It’s difficult to answer this question without knowing what the woman looks like. Money can bring advantages, but if you are miserable it will show. We will see a Dateline Special featuring yours truly who settled for loads of money. By the time you go to trial you’re broke. So, no I do not think I could. I lived a lie for years (closeted and married to a woman) and I was fucking miserable. We had money, too. So HELL NO!

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

Sure we can roll her in flour so I can see the wet spot will put on porn on the screen then we’ll go at it

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

"have penetrative sex at least once a week"

Exactly how big is the strap-on she'll wear?

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

I'm not sure most straight couples even have penetrative sex at least once a week, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

Of course! But you have to use your crafty brain. Have the woman go through a sex-change operation, turn her into a cute man, and you're on your way.

There's more than one way to skin a whatever...………...

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

At least Demi got Redford along with the $$$$

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

I'm pushing 60, and I've never had penetrative sex with a woman in my life. I don't think it's even possible for me. So, No.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

Not even for $100 billion. I am not bi!

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

The penetrative sex part is the problem. I don't think a case of Viagra would help. Otherwise, I might do it. My parents might throw another $10 m.

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

R18 their brain is still female, right? How can you change your brain. What am I missing? Maybe this thread is not meant for me to ask, ‘what if’s’ and monopolize the thread. I still would have an issue. To me, that still equates to bisexual.

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2019

Second thoughts?

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2019

Many guys couldn’t get it up

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2019

Yes, who do I have to kill to make it happen! I'm ambidextrous.

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2019

Yes, as long as cunnilingus is off the menu.

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2019

Condoms..don’t want a crotchfruit!

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2019

My ex went down apron a lady who farted during...oy vey!

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2019

R29 She dutch ovened him? What a LADY! Did they meet in a bowling alley?

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2019

R30 don’t know if he was under covers as it was L.A. how embarrassing ! there’s a movie line...”what would you be needing with a ladies room?”

by Anonymousreply 3103/18/2019

I’d marry one for a lot less. Viagra, eh?

by Anonymousreply 3203/18/2019

R3 Could I interest you in my 8x7" cock?

by Anonymousreply 3303/19/2019

Having been married, no I couldn’t do that again for even a billion dollars. My view on life and money has changed. If you gave 22 year old me the option I would have grabbed it! I married a woman who didn’t have any money.....

by Anonymousreply 3403/19/2019

Do I still keep the money if she dies before I do?

by Anonymousreply 3503/19/2019

Sure.

by Anonymousreply 3603/19/2019

No.

by Anonymousreply 3703/19/2019
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