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Guys, I’m starting to think I have feelings for my white gay albatross from Chicago

He randomly poops on my head and over the past few days it’s gotten intense. Like, I kind of miss him and am glad he’s back from vacation next week but a part of me doesn’t wanna see him cause I know I can’t have him. Like it’s killing me.

I fucking hate his Pidgeon boyfriend.

I guess I’m a bit jealous.

by Anon E. Missreply 603/14/2019

[quote]...his Pidgeon boyfriend.

Oh fucking dear.

by Anon E. Missreply 103/14/2019

Heartbreaking!

by Anon E. Missreply 203/14/2019

I'm hoping this is a parody thread.

But why do I get the impression the original may have been funnier?

by Anon E. Missreply 303/14/2019

This is DATALOUNGE! That should read “ALBACORE” not “albatross “.

by Anon E. Missreply 403/14/2019

R1 - The way he spells is none of your Bidness.

by Anon E. Missreply 503/14/2019

[quote]But why do I get the impression the original may have been funnier?

No, they really aren't. I wish OP would stop his writing series.

by Anon E. Missreply 603/14/2019
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