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He randomly poops on my head and over the past few days it’s gotten intense. Like, I kind of miss him and am glad he’s back from vacation next week but a part of me doesn’t wanna see him cause I know I can’t have him. Like it’s killing me.
I fucking hate his Pidgeon boyfriend.
I guess I’m a bit jealous.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 15, 2019 1:14 AM |
[quote]...his Pidgeon boyfriend.
Oh fucking dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 15, 2019 12:18 AM |
Heartbreaking!
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 15, 2019 12:19 AM |
I'm hoping this is a parody thread.
But why do I get the impression the original may have been funnier?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 15, 2019 12:29 AM |
This is DATALOUNGE! That should read “ALBACORE” not “albatross “.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 15, 2019 12:41 AM |
R1 - The way he spells is none of your Bidness.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 15, 2019 12:44 AM |
[quote]But why do I get the impression the original may have been funnier?
No, they really aren't. I wish OP would stop his writing series.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 15, 2019 1:14 AM |
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