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Why are the koala bears drinking up all the water?

We're going to run out of bottled water if these koalas don't stop drinking it all up. They need to be stopped!

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by Anonymousreply 28March 15, 2019 5:06 PM

He/she is so adorable!!!!

I know that they can sometimes be vicious, but this one is so calm, and I loved how the koala held the keeper's hand. What a sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 1March 14, 2019 2:00 PM

OP, most of them already have Chlamydia. Don't you think they've suffered enough?

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by Anonymousreply 2March 14, 2019 2:36 PM

They’re koalas. They’re marsupials. They aren’t bears.

by Anonymousreply 3March 14, 2019 10:02 PM

R3, don't come on here with your rhetoric.

by Anonymousreply 4March 14, 2019 11:25 PM

Koalas are the twinks of the animal kingdom.

by Anonymousreply 5March 14, 2019 11:29 PM

God how cute.

by Anonymousreply 6March 14, 2019 11:28 PM

We can drink water out of bottles too!!!

by Anonymousreply 7March 14, 2019 11:32 PM

Aww, Koala Bear can have all my water. If only I had more than one life to give for koala bear.

by Anonymousreply 8March 14, 2019 11:32 PM

What pigs. I hate those Koalas!

by Anonymousreply 9March 14, 2019 11:40 PM

We're drinking milk!

And there are three of us!!!

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by Anonymousreply 10March 14, 2019 11:41 PM

I wonder what the Pandas do when the bottle is emptied?

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2019 12:15 AM

Pandas bury plastic bottles in the yard! Little bastards!!

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2019 12:17 AM

[quote] I wonder what the Pandas do when the bottle is emptied?

They go for your jugular.

by Anonymousreply 13March 15, 2019 12:18 AM

Sydney has a desalination plant.

There was an engineering TV show about it, when it was being built. They interviewed a cute construction worker with the best smile, and gave his name. I facebooked him, and he was surprised.

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by Anonymousreply 14March 15, 2019 12:26 AM

There's a lot to dislike about all of these fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 15March 15, 2019 12:56 AM

Remeber the DL thread about the koala that killed someone? Fun timed.

by Anonymousreply 16March 15, 2019 1:03 AM

I think they are very sensitive and don’t take rejection very well, R16. Also, don’t mess with their eucalyptus leaves! Oh no no no.

by Anonymousreply 17March 15, 2019 1:22 AM

What did they do before the white man and his bottled water arrived?

by Anonymousreply 18March 15, 2019 1:23 AM

Still kills me.

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by Anonymousreply 19March 15, 2019 9:33 AM

Some koalas can be quite nasty!

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by Anonymousreply 20March 15, 2019 12:11 PM

So cute!

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by Anonymousreply 21March 15, 2019 12:12 PM

I never realized how sweet koalas can be...

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by Anonymousreply 22March 15, 2019 12:13 PM

Cry baby!

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by Anonymousreply 23March 15, 2019 12:14 PM

R20 lmao

by Anonymousreply 24March 15, 2019 1:52 PM

I could die from the cuteness.

by Anonymousreply 25March 15, 2019 2:10 PM

R18, I'm not sure they thrived. I hope no one introduces them to iced matcha. We'll be overrun with koala bears!

by Anonymousreply 26March 15, 2019 2:33 PM

I've got my eye on you, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 15, 2019 3:51 PM

That one reminds me of my Aunt Eunice, R27.

by Anonymousreply 28March 15, 2019 5:06 PM
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