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Why are the koala bears drinking up all the water?

We're going to run out of bottled water if these koalas don't stop drinking it all up. They need to be stopped!

by Anonymousreply 2803/15/2019

He/she is so adorable!!!!

I know that they can sometimes be vicious, but this one is so calm, and I loved how the koala held the keeper's hand. What a sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2019

OP, most of them already have Chlamydia. Don't you think they've suffered enough?

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2019

They’re koalas. They’re marsupials. They aren’t bears.

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2019

R3, don't come on here with your rhetoric.

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2019

Koalas are the twinks of the animal kingdom.

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2019

God how cute.

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2019

We can drink water out of bottles too!!!

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2019

Aww, Koala Bear can have all my water. If only I had more than one life to give for koala bear.

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2019

What pigs. I hate those Koalas!

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2019

We're drinking milk!

And there are three of us!!!

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2019

I wonder what the Pandas do when the bottle is emptied?

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2019

Pandas bury plastic bottles in the yard! Little bastards!!

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2019

[quote] I wonder what the Pandas do when the bottle is emptied?

They go for your jugular.

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2019

Sydney has a desalination plant.

There was an engineering TV show about it, when it was being built. They interviewed a cute construction worker with the best smile, and gave his name. I facebooked him, and he was surprised.

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

There's a lot to dislike about all of these fuckers.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

Remeber the DL thread about the koala that killed someone? Fun timed.

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

I think they are very sensitive and don’t take rejection very well, R16. Also, don’t mess with their eucalyptus leaves! Oh no no no.

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

What did they do before the white man and his bottled water arrived?

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

Still kills me.

by Anonymousreply 1903/15/2019

Some koalas can be quite nasty!

by Anonymousreply 2003/15/2019

So cute!

by Anonymousreply 2103/15/2019

I never realized how sweet koalas can be...

by Anonymousreply 2203/15/2019

Cry baby!

by Anonymousreply 2303/15/2019

R20 lmao

by Anonymousreply 2403/15/2019

I could die from the cuteness.

by Anonymousreply 2503/15/2019

R18, I'm not sure they thrived. I hope no one introduces them to iced matcha. We'll be overrun with koala bears!

by Anonymousreply 2603/15/2019

I've got my eye on you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2703/15/2019

That one reminds me of my Aunt Eunice, R27.

by Anonymousreply 2803/15/2019
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