I was enjoying a lovely dinner with a music industry associate of mine in NYC last night when this gelatinous white haired elf sat at the table next to mine. It was Newt Gingrich, America’s favorite “family values” Republican who famously cheated on his second wife while she was dying of cancer all while espousing on the sanctity of marriage between a man and a woman. I’m happy to report he’s fatter and more hideous looking in person than you could ever imagine. It took every ounce of my being not to spit at him. What a revolting, evil piece of shit. There’s a special place in hell for people like him, and I hope he gets. A one way ticket there very, very soon.
Newt Gingrich was having dinner at the table next to me last night
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2019 6:41 PM |
[quote]It took every ounce of my being not to spit at him.
Why would you waste every ounce of your being on resisting?
Spit. Spit copiously. Spit repeatedly.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 14, 2019 12:39 PM |
Nobody hates like aging gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 14, 2019 12:41 PM |
Was he alone, or with Calista? We only see him on TV from the chest-up, but he looks like one of those guys who over-indulges and lies around inhaling war books and political biographies. And forgets to bathe.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 14, 2019 12:41 PM |
He's a heinous, beady eyed creature who looks like he clawed his way up from the bowels of hell .
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 14, 2019 12:42 PM |
America is chock full of shitty people. That’s why the Republican Party exists.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 14, 2019 12:42 PM |
Thank God Trump didn't pick him for VP (he was on the shortlist). The two of them would have been the most physically repulsive ticket in history.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 14, 2019 12:43 PM |
For years the media insisted that Newt Gingrich was some sort of brilliant mind or "the smartest man in the room ", to use their favorite regurgitated line. The same beltway media waged war for 20 years on the Clinton's and happily cheered on the illegal invasion of Iraq. This tells you everything you need to know about Washington reporters. While Gingrich can certainly throw around big words he is not intelligent or capable of forming a coherent policy. Just a garden variety social climbing scumbag.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 14, 2019 12:47 PM |
He is a creepy fat fuck and his wife is a cunt. NEXT.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 14, 2019 12:52 PM |
Gingrich was a huge proponent of turning Clinton's blowjob into a national fiasco that cost this country millions. He was abetted by his besties in the DC media of course. I will pop open a bottle of champagne the day he dies. And his freaky momo eyed wife can go with him.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 14, 2019 12:53 PM |
Americans are way too tolerant of scumbag hypocritical and war mongering politicians. In a place like UK he would be openly berated and spat at.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 14, 2019 12:55 PM |
OP were you still able to eat? If I were sitting next to that repulsive piece of shit, I would probably lose my appetite. I've always loathed Gingrich like I've loathed few other politicians. What a disgrace to the country he was/is.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 14, 2019 1:36 PM |
R12 to answer your question we were just about done with our entrees when he walked in, otherwise I would have gotten up and left.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 14, 2019 1:46 PM |
You should have farted in his general direction on your way out.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 14, 2019 2:36 PM |
He's a whore now.
I mean, Washington Lobbyist.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 14, 2019 6:41 PM |