Her staffers fear she may not make it through the year.
SAD LAST DAYS -- Queen Elizabeth II: Her majesty is dying of leukemia!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/14/2019|
[quote] Now, her son Prince Charles and grandson Prince William are both desperately jockeying to be chosen as her successor!
Typical National Enquirer bullshit. The BS Leukemia story is bad enough, but this statement is hilarious. When Her Majesty dies, if both Charles and William are living, there will be no "jockeying" to be chosen as her successor. That decision is pretty much set in stone. Charles would have to do something especially heinous to be knocked out of the line of succession.
Next, the NE will be claiming that Harry & Meghan's baby was actually fathered by an alien from Venus.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/14/2019|
NE caters to the idiot Trumpsters who would absolutely believe that there is no such thing as a line of succession to the throne.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/14/2019|
The Enquirer is trying to take revenge on Queen E because she & the Royals made it clear last year that they don't care for Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/14/2019|
[quote]Harry & Meghan's baby was actually fathered by an alien from Venus.
I'm gonna quote you on that OP. To make it more legitimate like.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||03/14/2019|
As the press reported, Queen E even wore a broach (pictured at R3) given to her by the Obamas.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/14/2019|
The Enquirer doesn't need to "take revenge". Megs is doing an excellent job on her own.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/14/2019|
R5, how kind of you to brooch the subject.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||03/14/2019|
"Ding Dong the witch is Dead" Opps Sorry, not Sorry
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/14/2019|
My 82-yr. old mother has been diagnosed with 'blood cancer'. And the first symptoms were areas on her body that looked 'bruised'- esp. her feet. I'm just saying.
Charles doesn't want to be King. He never did so he never was.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/14/2019|
Royals live forever, look at Philip, any mortal his age would be dying on an NHS trolley or being slapped about in a home, bewildered, yet he steps nimbly from a self made car wreck like Evil Knievel after the wall of death. There are clearly medical procedures in place to keep these scroungers on their feet indefinitely, they are forever in hospital having 'minor procedures'. Remember when Philip bailed out of the diamond jubilee ? They said that was something minor, but I imagine it was some cancer removal . The Wavers get regular all over scans, they are under stringent medial supervision unavailable to the rest of us, such precious cargo are they. Charles is gagging to be King R9, all that bunch know is protocol, form and the done thing, he won't miss his turn even if he has to wait 'til he's 92 himself, and he probably will. The only one who died 'young' ( 70 ) was Margaret and she had to do the booze and fags ( and coke ) Olympics to achieve that.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/14/2019|
[quote]Next, the NE will be claiming that Harry & Meghan's baby was actually fathered by an alien from Venus.
The kid's not mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/14/2019|
R8 go back to your grave Frau, you shamed the royal family and gave birth to a bastard child (Harry)! Mary the mid 90s are over. Your spotlight is over.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/14/2019|
Love Elizabeth. Anyone who is called 'queen' is ok with me!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/14/2019|
Too bad for her
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/14/2019|
She could be on blood thinners to prevent strokes and bruise easily.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/14/2019|
King William and Queen Kathrine has a fabulous sound.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/14/2019|
UPON HER MAJESTYS DEMISE , THERESA MAY WILL INVITE DONALD TRUMP TO BE KING OF ENGLAND. ONE STEP CLOSER TO HIM AND PUTIN RULING THE WORLD!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||03/14/2019|
She had a good run!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||03/14/2019|
R16 Like a 60s costume drama with Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. And bad but a lot of fun.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||03/14/2019|
I believe Tewa Lascalles is the highest ranking American citizen in line to the British throne (somewhere around the 60th place).
He happens to be a punk musician and a graffiti artist.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||03/14/2019|
I'm beginning to suspect that the National Enquirer just makes shit up.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||03/14/2019|
It'll take a decade for her to die of lukey and she'll be dead before then.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||03/14/2019|
What a drama Queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||03/14/2019|
The lady is 92, for god's sake. Let her be
|by Anonymous||reply 24||03/14/2019|
[quote]The lady is 92, for god's sake. Let her be
Fine, I'll drop my plans to sue her.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||03/14/2019|
"the only one who died 'young' ( 70 ) was Margaret and she had to do the booze and fags ( and coke ) Olympics to achieve that."
lovely- nice to know you are homophobic!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||03/14/2019|
One invites this idiot to eat One's entire royal arsehole.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||03/14/2019|
Before Hillary officially threw her hat in the ring she underwent brain scans to rule out silent aneurysms/strokes. When the NE was tipped off about her vessel check procedures they whipped it up into a BRAIN CANCER diagnosis. Check archives for the cover story and you'll laugh your ass off. It quickly went nowhere then fell silent. A delightful read if you can find it.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||03/14/2019|
[quote] 92 year old has a bruise
IT'S THE CANCER!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||03/14/2019|
I remember that, R28. "Just months to live!" the Enquirer headlines shrieked.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||03/14/2019|
FF the OP for linking to David Pecker's pecker of a Trump-supporting lying rag.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||03/14/2019|
She had a wrinkly liver spotted ass, but she couldn't live forever...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||03/14/2019|
r16 get with the protocol. William will not be king Wills but must choose his kingly name.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||03/14/2019|
No one else noticed R26's little gaffe?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||03/14/2019|
r34 I noticed, but an American assuming his country invented all slang English doesn't make me blink anymore, nor does poppycock coming from Pecker's putrid paper.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||03/14/2019|
Yes, I noticed it as well. R26 apparently doesn't know the British slang word for cigarettes.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||03/14/2019|
F&F OP for linking to Trumpista rag National Enquirer!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||03/14/2019|
Or, r26 was being facetious.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||03/14/2019|
I hadn't been able to sign into DL all day, and then I have to read this?!? Don't try to upset people.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||03/14/2019|
Standing next to Trump always gives you bad luck.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||03/14/2019|
Sometimes they get Sad Last Days stories right. I knew someone who worked at Cesar Sinai and staff sold the records to the NE. This sounds like BS tho. I can’t imagine them getting the Queen’s records.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||03/14/2019|
Is "Cesar Sinai" a new casino in Vegas?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||03/14/2019|
Is that food for Jewish dogs?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||03/14/2019|
The NE has had a Her Majesty suffering from a different disease and dying at least once a month for the past two decades. They do the same thing with Loretta Lynn, Dolly, and others.Basically, they know that one week they will get lucky and the person will die, so they can say "you read it in the National Enquirer, first."
|by Anonymous||reply 44||03/14/2019|
Queens and kings are aces in my book!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||03/14/2019|
Let's face it they will be correct at least once, you don't often find out the cause of death of senior Royals though.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||03/14/2019|
The old Battleaxe will outlive us all.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||03/14/2019|