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SAD LAST DAYS -- Queen Elizabeth II: Her majesty is dying of leukemia!

Her staffers fear she may not make it through the year.

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2019

[quote] Now, her son Prince Charles and grandson Prince William are both desperately jockeying to be chosen as her successor!

Typical National Enquirer bullshit. The BS Leukemia story is bad enough, but this statement is hilarious. When Her Majesty dies, if both Charles and William are living, there will be no "jockeying" to be chosen as her successor. That decision is pretty much set in stone. Charles would have to do something especially heinous to be knocked out of the line of succession.

Next, the NE will be claiming that Harry & Meghan's baby was actually fathered by an alien from Venus.

by Anonymousreply 103/14/2019

NE caters to the idiot Trumpsters who would absolutely believe that there is no such thing as a line of succession to the throne.

by Anonymousreply 203/14/2019

The Enquirer is trying to take revenge on Queen E because she & the Royals made it clear last year that they don't care for Trump.

by Anonymousreply 303/14/2019

[quote]Harry & Meghan's baby was actually fathered by an alien from Venus.

I'm gonna quote you on that OP. To make it more legitimate like.

by Anonymousreply 403/14/2019

As the press reported, Queen E even wore a broach (pictured at R3) given to her by the Obamas.

by Anonymousreply 503/14/2019

The Enquirer doesn't need to "take revenge". Megs is doing an excellent job on her own.

by Anonymousreply 603/14/2019

R5, how kind of you to brooch the subject.

by Anonymousreply 703/14/2019

"Ding Dong the witch is Dead" Opps Sorry, not Sorry

by Anonymousreply 803/14/2019

My 82-yr. old mother has been diagnosed with 'blood cancer'. And the first symptoms were areas on her body that looked 'bruised'- esp. her feet. I'm just saying.

Charles doesn't want to be King. He never did so he never was.

by Anonymousreply 903/14/2019

Royals live forever, look at Philip, any mortal his age would be dying on an NHS trolley or being slapped about in a home, bewildered, yet he steps nimbly from a self made car wreck like Evil Knievel after the wall of death. There are clearly medical procedures in place to keep these scroungers on their feet indefinitely, they are forever in hospital having 'minor procedures'. Remember when Philip bailed out of the diamond jubilee ? They said that was something minor, but I imagine it was some cancer removal . The Wavers get regular all over scans, they are under stringent medial supervision unavailable to the rest of us, such precious cargo are they. Charles is gagging to be King R9, all that bunch know is protocol, form and the done thing, he won't miss his turn even if he has to wait 'til he's 92 himself, and he probably will. The only one who died 'young' ( 70 ) was Margaret and she had to do the booze and fags ( and coke ) Olympics to achieve that.

by Anonymousreply 1003/14/2019

[quote]Next, the NE will be claiming that Harry & Meghan's baby was actually fathered by an alien from Venus.

The kid's not mine.

by Anonymousreply 1103/14/2019

R8 go back to your grave Frau, you shamed the royal family and gave birth to a bastard child (Harry)! Mary the mid 90s are over. Your spotlight is over.

by Anonymousreply 1203/14/2019

Love Elizabeth. Anyone who is called 'queen' is ok with me!

by Anonymousreply 1303/14/2019

Too bad for her

by Anonymousreply 1403/14/2019

She could be on blood thinners to prevent strokes and bruise easily.

by Anonymousreply 1503/14/2019

King William and Queen Kathrine has a fabulous sound.

by Anonymousreply 1603/14/2019

UPON HER MAJESTYS DEMISE , THERESA MAY WILL INVITE DONALD TRUMP TO BE KING OF ENGLAND. ONE STEP CLOSER TO HIM AND PUTIN RULING THE WORLD!!!!

by Anonymousreply 1703/14/2019

She had a good run!

by Anonymousreply 1803/14/2019

R16 Like a 60s costume drama with Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton. And bad but a lot of fun.

by Anonymousreply 1903/14/2019

I believe Tewa Lascalles is the highest ranking American citizen in line to the British throne (somewhere around the 60th place).

He happens to be a punk musician and a graffiti artist.

by Anonymousreply 2003/14/2019

I'm beginning to suspect that the National Enquirer just makes shit up.

by Anonymousreply 2103/14/2019

It'll take a decade for her to die of lukey and she'll be dead before then.

by Anonymousreply 2203/14/2019

What a drama Queen.

by Anonymousreply 2303/14/2019

The lady is 92, for god's sake. Let her be

by Anonymousreply 2403/14/2019

[quote]The lady is 92, for god's sake. Let her be

Fine, I'll drop my plans to sue her.

by Anonymousreply 2503/14/2019

"the only one who died 'young' ( 70 ) was Margaret and she had to do the booze and fags ( and coke ) Olympics to achieve that."

lovely- nice to know you are homophobic!

by Anonymousreply 2603/14/2019

One invites this idiot to eat One's entire royal arsehole.

by Anonymousreply 2703/14/2019

Before Hillary officially threw her hat in the ring she underwent brain scans to rule out silent aneurysms/strokes. When the NE was tipped off about her vessel check procedures they whipped it up into a BRAIN CANCER diagnosis. Check archives for the cover story and you'll laugh your ass off. It quickly went nowhere then fell silent. A delightful read if you can find it.

by Anonymousreply 2803/14/2019

[quote] 92 year old has a bruise

IT'S THE CANCER!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2019

I remember that, R28. "Just months to live!" the Enquirer headlines shrieked.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2019

FF the OP for linking to David Pecker's pecker of a Trump-supporting lying rag.

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2019

She had a wrinkly liver spotted ass, but she couldn't live forever...

by Anonymousreply 3203/14/2019

r16 get with the protocol. William will not be king Wills but must choose his kingly name.

by Anonymousreply 3303/14/2019

No one else noticed R26's little gaffe?

by Anonymousreply 3403/14/2019

r34 I noticed, but an American assuming his country invented all slang English doesn't make me blink anymore, nor does poppycock coming from Pecker's putrid paper.

by Anonymousreply 3503/14/2019

Yes, I noticed it as well. R26 apparently doesn't know the British slang word for cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 3603/14/2019

F&F OP for linking to Trumpista rag National Enquirer!

by Anonymousreply 3703/14/2019

Or, r26 was being facetious.

by Anonymousreply 3803/14/2019

I hadn't been able to sign into DL all day, and then I have to read this?!? Don't try to upset people.

by Anonymousreply 3903/14/2019

Standing next to Trump always gives you bad luck.

by Anonymousreply 4003/14/2019

Sometimes they get Sad Last Days stories right. I knew someone who worked at Cesar Sinai and staff sold the records to the NE. This sounds like BS tho. I can’t imagine them getting the Queen’s records.

by Anonymousreply 4103/14/2019

Is "Cesar Sinai" a new casino in Vegas?

by Anonymousreply 4203/14/2019

Is that food for Jewish dogs?

by Anonymousreply 4303/14/2019

The NE has had a Her Majesty suffering from a different disease and dying at least once a month for the past two decades. They do the same thing with Loretta Lynn, Dolly, and others.Basically, they know that one week they will get lucky and the person will die, so they can say "you read it in the National Enquirer, first."

by Anonymousreply 4403/14/2019

Queens and kings are aces in my book!

by Anonymousreply 4503/14/2019

Let's face it they will be correct at least once, you don't often find out the cause of death of senior Royals though.

by Anonymousreply 4603/14/2019

The old Battleaxe will outlive us all.

by Anonymousreply 4703/14/2019
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